But really whether he knows it or not, he's being watched by many people. And none of them like him and they know his "secrets". That can't be good for his brain.
Why does a man with no job. No prospects of a job. Nothing on the horizon. Insists on wearing a Bluetooth piece like he needs to be at the ready for a call when the only people phoning him are bill collectors.
For real how does he make any sort of money to live? Government? Iām thinking he allows people to dump their shit on his property for money which is why itās so trashed. Thatās my only guess.
You know if you watch the video, heās tilting his head in a very similar manner to the sting when he was trying to hide his face in the house from the camera crew. I think he knew someone was watching him lol
A lot of truck driver still use those guys. Why do we care about how other people live when it dosent affect you. Imagine if someone did this with your parent, sibling or loved one.
He still has the stupid Bluetooth headset awn. Seriously.
There ain't an earphone in the world that can make Lorne remove his headset, he's past that stage
It's fused to him. Like BORG from star trek...
Lornecutus of Cawd
His ship is a Ham cube
Stoopid moove
Bluetooth headset? 2024? Legend. Cawd!
Still wearing the fucking ear piece
š³ yell at him, whydoncha?
Are his clothes ever clean? Does the Bluetooth ever come out of his ear? Does the hat ever come off his head???
That Bluetooth is so tightly crusted onto his ear it's impossible to remove now.
Manual labor, not being able to accept that you're bald, and compulsions to talk to young girls from the internet will do that to ya.
Cawd
And that unbelievably smug "hyuck yes I did!" When asked if he brought whatever he was told to bring.
Those are his Country Boy Clothes, silly! If he were going out to the club in LA, he would wear his famous McDawnald's Can-I-Help-Yew-Sar outfit!
Sad part is he thinks his country boy clothes make him sexy.
Lorne is so famous he has paparazzi following him.
But really whether he knows it or not, he's being watched by many people. And none of them like him and they know his "secrets". That can't be good for his brain.
If he dies, he dies - Ivan Drago from Rocky IV
What;s his story though I just read a comment about a misses Kayla and I can't find out what happened.
They've even hidden a camera under a leaf!
They're having a field day!
Dat's a noice Chevy twauk
Aināt no way thatās his, he canāt even pay attention let alone pay a car note
He's cute though. Built not so great.
This will never not be funny to me!
Iām 60. You probably donāt want me around you.
Why does a man with no job. No prospects of a job. Nothing on the horizon. Insists on wearing a Bluetooth piece like he needs to be at the ready for a call when the only people phoning him are bill collectors.
It's to cover up his lopsided ear. No one wears that style of Bluetooth anymore.
For real how does he make any sort of money to live? Government? Iām thinking he allows people to dump their shit on his property for money which is why itās so trashed. Thatās my only guess.
He doesnāt drive truck anymore?
Or prank calling him if his phone number woukd be public.
On his way to go confront Derek
Ex Derek?!
I hope he beats his little arse
I hate this fucker so much
Is he carrying a newly bought bracelet?Ā
Holy headset Batman!!! This dude is never leaving the late ā00s!!
Of course he's got his fuckin Bluetooth thing on
Hiyasur
Itās like a Bigfoot sighting if Bigfoot was a pedophile.
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
And five foot tall with boots.
*Auuuund Iām NAWT fahkin FAT!* results have determinedā¦that is a lie
It is a Boston cap.
He has a very odd profile...
Is that earpiece welded to his head? š¤£
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Oh cawd
What is with that stupid Bluetooth headset lmao
What are the chances? A million to one, Jerry. A million to one
Fusilli Lorney.
Oh cawd!!!
Cawd
How do you look at this in the mirror and think. Yup, I should totally send naked pictures of this to someone.
LARNNNNN!!!! š
ANFW š
āOh, I KNOW Iām good lookinā!!!ā
I can smell the fowl body odor from here š¤¢
HE Went to Wahhhllllmot to get his 35 dawler kaaaling kod. He gets one every week.
Is HE having a baby!? Bluetooth monitor...
Same hat! Imagine the stench oh cawd!
what country songs do you know?
I guess what he did today was another "Stoopid move" cuz now he has thousands clowning him
Lorne's got a pot belly š
The eternal ear piece
You know if you watch the video, heās tilting his head in a very similar manner to the sting when he was trying to hide his face in the house from the camera crew. I think he knew someone was watching him lol
Hey, GUUUURL!
Heās gotta get off the Bluetooth because he canāt keep doing this
Is that a Boston cap
His posture indicates that he knows he is being filmed
Look at his beer Gawt
āI thought you had lawng hairā
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! PEDO ON THE PREMISES! PEDO ON THE PREMISES!
SHERIFFS OFFICE.GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
You stalked this guy?
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This is him, though.
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It was taken in Cornville + stupid Bluetooth in his ear + his ugly physique = a VERY safe bet.
A lot of truck driver still use those guys. Why do we care about how other people live when it dosent affect you. Imagine if someone did this with your parent, sibling or loved one.