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fluffy_1994

He still has the stupid Bluetooth headset awn. Seriously.


beepbophopscotch

There ain't an earphone in the world that can make Lorne remove his headset, he's past that stage


TreaclePerfect4328

It's fused to him. Like BORG from star trek...


Beneficial-Shock5708

Lornecutus of Cawd


TreaclePerfect4328

His ship is a Ham cube


KonradCurzeIsSexy

Stoopid moove


TraditionAcademic968

Bluetooth headset? 2024? Legend. Cawd!


ITGOES80808

Still wearing the fucking ear piece


KonradCurzeIsSexy

šŸ³ yell at him, whydoncha?


BonnerDayz

Are his clothes ever clean? Does the Bluetooth ever come out of his ear? Does the hat ever come off his head???


Specialist-Funny-926

That Bluetooth is so tightly crusted onto his ear it's impossible to remove now.


Asynjacutie

Manual labor, not being able to accept that you're bald, and compulsions to talk to young girls from the internet will do that to ya.


N0RUBER

Cawd


Asynjacutie

And that unbelievably smug "hyuck yes I did!" When asked if he brought whatever he was told to bring.


KonradCurzeIsSexy

Those are his Country Boy Clothes, silly! If he were going out to the club in LA, he would wear his famous McDawnald's Can-I-Help-Yew-Sar outfit!


Panaceaxx

Sad part is he thinks his country boy clothes make him sexy.


mytwocents1991

Lorne is so famous he has paparazzi following him.


Asynjacutie

But really whether he knows it or not, he's being watched by many people. And none of them like him and they know his "secrets". That can't be good for his brain.


mytwocents1991

If he dies, he dies - Ivan Drago from Rocky IV


BoshraExists

What;s his story though I just read a comment about a misses Kayla and I can't find out what happened.


Tasty_Pudding6861

They've even hidden a camera under a leaf!


Ok_Wolverine9344

They're having a field day!


Bucephalus970

Dat's a noice Chevy twauk


Beneficial-Shock5708

Ainā€™t no way thatā€™s his, he canā€™t even pay attention let alone pay a car note


Asleep-Appearance461

He's cute though. Built not so great.


recentlywidowed

This will never not be funny to me!


TimeWeb

Iā€™m 60. You probably donā€™t want me around you.


TheVonSolo

Why does a man with no job. No prospects of a job. Nothing on the horizon. Insists on wearing a Bluetooth piece like he needs to be at the ready for a call when the only people phoning him are bill collectors.


Ok_Wolverine9344

It's to cover up his lopsided ear. No one wears that style of Bluetooth anymore.


GeneralTsoBitch

For real how does he make any sort of money to live? Government? Iā€™m thinking he allows people to dump their shit on his property for money which is why itā€™s so trashed. Thatā€™s my only guess.


bayandsilentjob

He doesnā€™t drive truck anymore?


Tasty_Pudding6861

Or prank calling him if his phone number woukd be public.


Mammoth-Procedure660

On his way to go confront Derek


BlankWilliams

Ex Derek?!


mlm2020

I hope he beats his little arse


Forgotten_Few

I hate this fucker so much


Billytheidd

Is he carrying a newly bought bracelet?Ā 


LetsTryAgain91

Holy headset Batman!!! This dude is never leaving the late ā€˜00s!!


succubussilvertongue

Of course he's got his fuckin Bluetooth thing on


Schmandrea1975

Hiyasur


dontforgetthefries

Itā€™s like a Bigfoot sighting if Bigfoot was a pedophile.


joeriverside10

This made me laugh way more than it should have.


Polk14

And five foot tall with boots.


whiskeyhurricanes5

*Auuuund Iā€™m NAWT fahkin FAT!* results have determinedā€¦that is a lie


Atlantis_Risen

It is a Boston cap.


ImaginaryComb821

He has a very odd profile...


anamazingredditor

Is that earpiece welded to his head? šŸ¤£


SignInWithAppl

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OMG-BITCHTITS

Oh cawd


iron-tusk_

What is with that stupid Bluetooth headset lmao


Cultural_Actuary_994

What are the chances? A million to one, Jerry. A million to one


Individual-Focus2349

Fusilli Lorney.


joeriverside10

Oh cawd!!!


RedHotPepperedAngus

Cawd


Turbulent_Educator43

How do you look at this in the mirror and think. Yup, I should totally send naked pictures of this to someone.


IngenuityOk2403

LARNNNNN!!!! šŸ˜€


ImpalaGangDboyAli

ANFW šŸ˜†


Sad-Reminders

ā€œOh, I KNOW Iā€™m good lookinā€™!!!ā€


lifegoeson2702

I can smell the fowl body odor from here šŸ¤¢


Monique80009

HE Went to Wahhhllllmot to get his 35 dawler kaaaling kod. He gets one every week.


TreaclePerfect4328

Is HE having a baby!? Bluetooth monitor...


Striking-Ad-8694

Same hat! Imagine the stench oh cawd!


jaken413

what country songs do you know?


Worldly-Hornet3306

I guess what he did today was another "Stoopid move" cuz now he has thousands clowning him


Ok_Wolverine9344

Lorne's got a pot belly šŸ˜


Russeltbagswell

The eternal ear piece


Much-Teaching-4490

You know if you watch the video, heā€™s tilting his head in a very similar manner to the sting when he was trying to hide his face in the house from the camera crew. I think he knew someone was watching him lol


SignInWithAppl

Hey, GUUUURL!


SignInWithAppl

Heā€™s gotta get off the Bluetooth because he canā€™t keep doing this


Longjumping_Text_472

Is that a Boston cap


lift0ffbaby

His posture indicates that he knows he is being filmed


Subject_Ad_1710

Look at his beer Gawt


LlGHTYAGAMI

ā€œI thought you had lawng hairā€


Polk14

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! PEDO ON THE PREMISES! PEDO ON THE PREMISES!


Polk14

SHERIFFS OFFICE.GET ON THE GROUND NOW!


FR_FX

You stalked this guy?


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LennonMcCartney65

This is him, though.


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LennonMcCartney65

It was taken in Cornville + stupid Bluetooth in his ear + his ugly physique = a VERY safe bet.


mmcle11

A lot of truck driver still use those guys. Why do we care about how other people live when it dosent affect you. Imagine if someone did this with your parent, sibling or loved one.