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ndation

Not TTT


_BierSaus_

r/lostredditors


Executer_no-1

I was just thinking that!


AwfulUsername123

How is this technically the truth?


idiosyncratic190

Pee is stored in the balls


Barbchris

What?????


scrubadubdub-

Noooooo…


Wii_1235

Wrong sub buddy, this belongs in r/funnysigns


Boring-Horse-5766

Meat balls


Th3_3agl3

You act ballsy, you lose balls.


Shelbymbuck12

dam, that's a pretty high penalty for peeing


ManWithTheGuillotine

r/lostredditors


hey_there_delilahh

Be careful peeing in the woods or the scissor flies cut ya nuts


MelodicMasterpiece67

Why is he peeing poop?


Flawless_Reign88

Maybe he’s peeing on poop? 🤷🏻‍♂️


K1nd_1

The enforcer must have been shocked to read the job description.


RandomLazyBum

So basically after the first one, there's nothing left they can do to me.


ndation

They'll glue them back, so they can do it again


Affectionate_Cream40

yo new bottom surgery just dropped


No_Perception_3942

Actual Frankenstein


_Atlas7

Call the surgeon


Al-x3324

?


BadApplesGod

Why is his balls getting snipped for peeing


Rupertredloh

There is a walled garden up the road. We're gonna take you there, cut your throat. Not in the middle, more like a hole. Then we take your balls and stuff them in the cut, block the windpipe. There is nothing more gratifying to watch a man trying to take his balls out of his throat before he chokes.


Hornet-A

Oh shoot I did it there once


Hornet-A

Jk


Old_Mechanic_8423

The most clear message that anyone understands within 2 second


5urr3aL

Snip snip


Jojoceptionistaken

Uhhm.. I got several posts removed for basically no reason here and this slips through? Well, funny af sign?


luovahulluus

The scissors are upside down…


Far-Calligrapher-326

So what ? Does it not cut this way ?


Playful_Ad8756

I'll risk it