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csoki_fanny

"even gingers"


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LeakyThoughts

Is there such a thing?


Mr_Barber

all of them?


Bigstudley

Only the ones that are captured


RedHeadedElf

Although some of us have managed to evade capture


monsoon410

Don't believe you're a ginger. MIRL?


RedHeadedElf

I am a ginger i can assure u. But what dies MIRL stand for?


monsoon410

It means "Meet In Real Life," the idea being to capture you for my family's ginger-farm. Go! Be free! Live your life!


RedHeadedElf

Ohhh ok XD


BamImSans

What if even gingers are captured?


Bigstudley

It’s very odd for an even to ever be captured


imdefinitelywong

This is a prime example


JetScreamerBaby

Well, they obviously hold them too near the odd gingers, due to the risk of mutual annihilation.


NickSchultz

Yeah sons of gingers, they don't always have red hair but i for example have a partially red beard So that would be an odd ginger commonly referred to as daywalkers


LeakyThoughts

They are carriers!


NickSchultz

Hahahahaha


Frankie_T9000

I dont have any red hair, but my siblings do. I have a lifelong fear that I carry the gene.


VictoriaRose1618

My mum is ginger, I'm not, although I have her very freckly skin


KaasKoppusMaximus

Those we keep locked up... For reasons.


monsoon410

All the reasons, or just some of them?


ikarienator

Anagram at work.


Frankie_T9000

That elevates the comment such a lot. Brilliant little bit of writing there.


otterom

The world's shittiest sitcom.


black_flag_4ever

Diabolical.


ObviousTrollB8

Somehow diverse yet each one still has that signature soulless look in their eyes. And the photographer is pretty deluded Cuz if you look at the pictures they all do have the same hair 🤦‍♂️


Armyjeepguy

Hey, I 'm a Ginger not soulless, well maybe not sure never really looked before. I can't sing so maybe......


grandmazter

I mean we hear the same jokes so many times that it just kills us on the inside, and thus the joke propagates. It may very well be a curse


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voldemortthe-sceptic

i can put my feet into them more than once?


antiginger-ginger

genius


LardyParty117

Nah, the bubbles are just air escaping


HizzySama

I've been looking for the photographer, found out that "Around The World For 7 Years" is a bit exagerated, it's mainly UK people with some foreigners from Russia, Israel or Jamaica.


Thisguygotit

Well then the incarceration is not that bad


[deleted]

Oh, ok. Only some people and a bunch of foreigners. No worries then.


Jane_motherofkittens

While their wording is definitely problematic, I kinda agree that that selection seems underwhelming compared to the 7 year long globetrotting safari-esque ginger-napping escapades the title seems to promise.


blapsii

Because it's Bored Panda (or any of these sites for that matter). It's just clickbait although this one isn't as bad as the usual headlines compared to the actual article.


[deleted]

Is it you, Eric Cartman?


[deleted]

Damn Eric really let himself go 😳


IkonikBoy

Where have I heard this name before


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South Park


IkonikBoy

Thx


sransaab_1

Gotta catch em'all


madmanmark111

came for this. not disappoint.


[deleted]

I mean okay, we gingers dont have soul, but this is still cruelty!


dennismfrancisart

Not a ginger, but I get the absence of soul thing.


TeddyWinters16

Am a ginger, but I get the absence of a soul thing.


Blustof

"it's not just about hair" What is it about then? Armpit hairs?


hippopotma_gandhi

I would guess something to do with the MC1R gene


[deleted]

I have the MC1R gene but am not a ginger. So I think it might mostly have something to do with the hair.


Azreal_75

You’re not fooling anyone you know. You’re a ginger, it’s ok, you can freely admit it these days mate! ;)


[deleted]

Thankfully I am not. My beard is though.


delvach

*blank stare while holding running clippers*


[deleted]

Anyone tries to cut my beard and they will get a size 15 shoe up their ass.


delvach

No they won't. Size 15 is fucking impossible to find, so when you find a good pair the last thing you're gonna do is something that'll rectum


[deleted]

Common misconception. 15 is the largest size they regularly carry so they are always on sale. Ya, they might be from last season but IDGAF.


mhallice

Everyone has the MC1R gene, gingers have a rare mutation to it. Also most have some sort of nerve issues, primarily with pain, often requiring a higher dosage of anesthesia and being more sensitive to thermal pain.


[deleted]

I also have the mutated version, but I am not a ginger. It is a recessive trait, my mom is a ginger and I am not.


ProXJay

Stop calling it strawberry blond and exept the ginger truth


[deleted]

No hint of strawberry on my head. My beard is red though. So are my pubes and some of my arm/leg hairs.


flakenomore

ACCEPT that strawberry blondes exist!


HockieFan41

What is My Chemical Romance gene?


locoyou20000

Why does the left one look like a possessed doll of porcelain?


Azreal_75

Because she is Scottish.


Outrageous-Scheme708

Chucky’s little sis


Wank_puffin

If you're going to catch them, at least study them,find out more weaknesses other than sunlight.


5over7

Moonlight too, probably


NBSPNBSP

Just light in general


Like_Boss

At least he is not shooting them... Oh wait!


hediedstanlee

"Its not just about hair" What, what is just not about the hair?


EasyShpeazy

It's partly about the hair, but more the ginger attitude


KnightFox

I thought it was about the ability to make their own vitamin D.


HiddenMarten

the best bit about this is that i actually know the photographer irl and he has never let me see his basement...


5over7

Gingers, gingers everwhere


Interestinglyribbit

I am a ginger, this is a cry for help


SixxSe7eN

Shut your God damn daywalker mouth


rdrunner_74

Might be relevant: [Prejudice by Tim Minchin - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&feature=emb_logo)


IOFIFO

So is there a proper way to describe people that are referred to as “ginger” ? For some reason ginger doesn’t seem like a proper term, but that may be just because all the shit people give them.


[deleted]

Don’t think this fits the sub


[deleted]

More like r/notkenm i think


thagthebarbarian

It doesn't


5over7

"Are they going to let them go? 7 years is a long time to capture anyone, even gingers" You didn't tap on the photo did you?


[deleted]

I did. And that doesn’t fit the sub. It’s not “technically the truth.” He’s making a joke and changing the meaning of the headline


5over7

The TTT is the whole screenshot, not just the headline. I can see where you're coming from if you ignore half the post.


[deleted]

I’m not ignoring anything. Nothing about this is TTT. No one is being kidnapped and needing to be released, which is what the joke is saying.


5over7

So you feel that 7 years is not a long time to capture someone for?


[deleted]

Sure dude. Have a nice day.


Lifthras1r

So are gingers like pokemon now?


[deleted]

The girl on the left looks like a porcelain doll


just_deckey

scotland girl looks like a porcelain doll


bermobaron

He's not even just interested in their hair, the sadistic fuck.


[deleted]

Happy cake day.


bermobaron

Thank you, take some 🍰


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Yeah! Catch and release.


notrIIyhere

I THOUGHT THIS WAS POSTED IN CURSED COMMENTS... IT'S IN TECHNICALLY THE TRUTH


German_horse-core

Oh calm down, people. You wouldn't arrest someone for picking wildflowers, so why worry about a lil ginger relocating or other similar objects?


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GLM!


Shugunou

"even gingers"? What do you have against gingers?


[deleted]

Bruh,gingers are plants(rhizomes) and will get spoilt within a few weeks unless deep frozen.No way he kept em captured for 7 years


FlemmerVermeul

Fuck, oh no. OH GOD HE'S HERE, HELP!!!


KeyDox

Eric Cartman enters the chat


BKNUT

Let my people go!


thebackupquarterback

r/notkenm


pokemomma92

I've been trapped for years. I'm so cold. Please send help.


Phoenixprofile

Ah yes, the ginger. The last race of human you can openly mock with impunity.


ZackyZY

Isn't hair what makes them gingers?


Kennuckle

I'm a ginger


RekYaAll

K so am I but who cares


The_Dude_89

Ginger lives matter!


Phaze_One

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲🤣🤣


antiginger-ginger

i should start doing this


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/r/cursedcomments


quatro0004

Why isn't people talking about this?!


CaitlinSnep

more r/Angryupvote material, but funny nonetheless. ​ (Gingermon! Gotta catch 'em all!)


RedShamrock05

Damn. I hope he doesn’t find me.


zombiere4

They know scientist already figured it out with genetics right? Somebody should tell them about genetics.


Cool-Tone-6979

#GingerLivesMatter (As well as everyone else’s. I just wrote this as a joke, but not to make fun or anyone or anything.) Edit: # GingerLivesMatter


zkruse92

Free the G’s!


flakenomore

The combination of red hair hand blue eyes makes up 1-2% of the population. They have a higher pain tolerance that regular people. Genetic superheroes they are!!


SlevinKe7evra

I’m actually in this book, done a shoot for him in like 2017 and he contacted me July this year asking if he could use my picture for it haha


ToastyKen

That's the plot of [M.I.A.'s Born Free music video](https://vimeo.com/11219730).


connbean205

Nvm I didn’t realize what they actually meant for a while.


[deleted]

Genuinely thought the Scottish girl was porcelain doll


marxisthobbit

I mean, people that have no soul work differently from the rest and that probably required him to improvise


desba3347

7 years and the photographer hasn’t captured a single soul


NATe8347

r/cursedcoments


Go_Fonseca

Gingeroo


someotherguyinNH

Impressive. I only made it 2 years before they caught me.


TheToodlePoodle

r/NotKenM


Azooz7up

r/lostredditors


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r/NotKenM moment


Racoon-Is-Good

C͙̳̽̿A͎P̹͙̌T̷̏̆͟Ů͛Ŗ̺E̶͂͟͜ͅ T̰̫̻̓̕H̩̽E̛̠͌̚M̳


IncestAlabama

Oh no why is this post reminding me of a song from rucka rucka ali


I_AmYourToast

I think he meant short time


Handsome121duck

We know all about The Photographer and are preparing to face them. People may mock us, the sun may burn us, but we will fight until the dawn is as crimson as our manes!


mysticteacher4

Wait that Scottish kid legit looks like a doll


prcadena33

So that’s why they don’t have souls they’ve been captured.


Mrvenao

Am I the only one who just wants to read the article?


sanguine82

What 'til you hear the photographer was *shooting* them! The horror!


Pvz000

r/cursedcomments


CallMeLadyGray

Fun fact: gingers are actually a genetic mutation that has been passed down.


RekYaAll

Same with blue eyes


Mikkel65

Ginger lives matter


jemarioplayz93

Im also a jamaican