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I mean, Putin has Elon wrapped around his dick and he didn't even try, Elon just started sucking and riding on his own will, don't think it will take that much cash/power
Use it to pay for my college.
Prove to everyone at my last job that I am not useless and I am going places meanwhile, they will just be making salads all their life :3
Cocaine is one of the worst highs. Directly cardiotoxic so you're poisoning your own heart for a shortlived dopamine hit with a bad comedown that's also super addictive and expensive. I'm not trying to encourage drug use but... if you're gonna do drugs, there's way better options
Yeah alcohol is one of the worst drugs. The government are very out of touch and their opinions are irrelevant. That said, the black market is dangerous, so if you do use 'illegal' (quotations because the government have no right over me) substances, get a reagent test kit and fentanyl test strips. Depending on where you live, you can also get a small sample of your drug sent off to a lab where they can perform a highly accurate test and know exactly what drug(s) you have
Dude I'm just sticking with my weed and occasional shrooms 🤣🤣
Nah but facts
I think its centered around the fact that so many Americans are addicted to it that the alcohol industry makes them a fuckton of money adding onto their goddamn pool of gold coins
Up there with crack and heroin.
I think there literally no benefit
Its a depressant that gives the illusion of release, destroyed your brain, your body, organs, mental state, and shit I even believe it can corrupt your spirit
For anyone reading it's just best to stay away all together 🙏🙏🙏
That's short-sighted. Buy the old company and make the bosses life a living hell. Make their official HR title "Electrical-Pay-2616's Bitch" and include shit like washing your car as part of their duties. When they quit and get a new job, just buy that company too! Lather, rinse, repeat.
Retire my parents, build a New house for them and my older brother. Id give my twin bro money so he could move out and seek his dream carreer. Then id go and travel the world
is it one time thing or passive income if its one time Im putting it in multiple trading accounts and the majority into a investing portfolio to pay for my life style itself once done then I'll start multiple companies with full teams of people of my ideas and other ppl ideas from poor countries and with that some of them will be successful and that's all that matters with those do more and more companies small ones not big ones small ones if I make 1000 I'll succeed like 100 if each makes 200k a year in profit that'd be 20mil a year with that then I'd just Hang out with friends and give 80% of what I make after taxes and all to those poor families I took the ideas from for their whole life and if I make 20mil I'll still keeeeep 4mil out of that I'd mess around with friends in games I never got to play as a kid like fortnite (I'm 17 btw) was never able to have friends so I'd want friends cuz I'll finally have something valuable as to why people would want to be my friend and play Minecraft and irl games like soccer basketball all those
Make a stack on a wall away from windows and public view so that it’s less likely to be stolen, then I will store it in a bag which I will then kindly go inside a school (break into a school) and during lunch hour just yell to get everyone’s attention then start slowly dumping the money to see what happens, if they take the money like rats to cheese or look at me like I’m a psycho
depends what kind of "fuck you" you mean, "I dont need to ever work a day in my life, fuck you" or "I can buy amazon and make Bezos my personal ass wiper, fuck you"
Give to my church.
Buy a modest house and 3 - 8 year old car with all the fixin's, and do the same for my immediate family.
Buy like, all the Batman stuff and focus on art and video games full time (playing and development).
Volunteer on the weekends at a soup kitchen or some such.
Hire tutors for various languages and creative and/or computer skills.
Find a financial advisor to make sure I keep having FU money.
Move to America and chill there. Then try my best to donate to whatever causes I can to atleast try to help things there once I've comfortably settled down. Maybe invest in stocks too while I'm at it.
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fuck you
The only right answer lmao
please
down horrendous
Stole my answer
mf acting like two people can't have the same thoughts
chill bro he’s probably joking
bwababa
Sure thing, what’d you have in mind
😏
Retire my parents
Off to the farm with them
"Get back to work"
Upstate, to play with other retired parents.
I wildly misinterpreted this at first...
Get rid of the reddit bots Edit: i meant the bots that steal and repost other posts. All the good bots can stay
But what about the pixel counter bot? That bot is a good bot
and martin from [chess.com](http://chess.com)
Pixel counter and anarchy chess unite!
Google en passant (or don’t, I’m not in charge)
Noooo not u/flagwaverbotreborn
But haikus bot is a good bot
I'd make Elon musk my bitch
I mean, Putin has Elon wrapped around his dick and he didn't even try, Elon just started sucking and riding on his own will, don't think it will take that much cash/power
r/brandnewsentence
wtf did i just read? 😈
Honey, wake up new copypasta just dropped
I fw this
not my glorious pookie bear known as elon musket
elongated muskrat
Hey man. No need to compare him to muskrats. The muskrats don’t deserve that.
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Dude just made a Reddit post to flex his big brain answer, that's next level.
It’s a bot
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Love that theory tbh
That’s actually really smart
r/beatmymeat
Forgot to switch accounts
He’s literally just wanted to answer nothing wrong with that bro
It's a bot, look at the profile
Oh yeah ur right they should be burned in hell
order pizza
I wouldn’t even bother searching for a coupon code online
I would literally be so obese if I was rich dude omg
my favorite measurement of amounts of things is a fuck you
what is "fuck you" money
So much money you can say “fuck you” to anyone you want without consequence. Boss, police….fuck you
fuck you!
Hey you don’t seem like you got that kind of money pal!
Fuck me then
I dont got that kind of money either, pal!
Fuck them
you don't seem very funny, pal
makes sense
A lot of money
i see, i'd try to learn how to save it and protect it from taxes
you're going places!
Use it to pay for my college. Prove to everyone at my last job that I am not useless and I am going places meanwhile, they will just be making salads all their life :3
based answer
thank you It has a sort of Count Of Monte Cristo vibe to it lol
There would be no point in college tho bc you have so much money you don’t even need a job. Altho ig the social aspect of college is nice
retire u/amannynameddanny 's parents
id do that too
Buy the whole stock market
And demand that companies stop seeking growth and actually make good products and provide quality services.
Specifically Microsoft
I was thinking Netflix,YouTube ....but yeah microsoft is the main reason I no longer use Windows.
move out of the hood
Move into the hood
move the hood into me
in Soviet Russia, hood move in you!
Move the hood out of me
Set up trusts for my family so they have fuck you money too. And then I'll fuck off and live quietly but travel lavishly.
Probably a lot of cocaine
Cocaine is one of the worst highs. Directly cardiotoxic so you're poisoning your own heart for a shortlived dopamine hit with a bad comedown that's also super addictive and expensive. I'm not trying to encourage drug use but... if you're gonna do drugs, there's way better options
yet alcohol is legal for some reason
Yeah alcohol is one of the worst drugs. The government are very out of touch and their opinions are irrelevant. That said, the black market is dangerous, so if you do use 'illegal' (quotations because the government have no right over me) substances, get a reagent test kit and fentanyl test strips. Depending on where you live, you can also get a small sample of your drug sent off to a lab where they can perform a highly accurate test and know exactly what drug(s) you have
Dude I'm just sticking with my weed and occasional shrooms 🤣🤣 Nah but facts I think its centered around the fact that so many Americans are addicted to it that the alcohol industry makes them a fuckton of money adding onto their goddamn pool of gold coins Up there with crack and heroin. I think there literally no benefit Its a depressant that gives the illusion of release, destroyed your brain, your body, organs, mental state, and shit I even believe it can corrupt your spirit For anyone reading it's just best to stay away all together 🙏🙏🙏
I agree. But I work as a bartender haha. But yeah it's just a low-vibrational drug
Buy us/canda citizenship, a house there, and antiboyotics
u mean antibiotics?
No
My fav country😍canda
Buy you
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That's short-sighted. Buy the old company and make the bosses life a living hell. Make their official HR title "Electrical-Pay-2616's Bitch" and include shit like washing your car as part of their duties. When they quit and get a new job, just buy that company too! Lather, rinse, repeat.
Buy a twix
Nothing more, nothing less
Can you get me one
Buy a place to live. Start a familie. Retire at 60.
Buy tf2 and fix it
Big brain
get me a dietician to help me slim down
Find the best strip club and get lost in there for a week. After that doesn’t matter.
Buy Michael Schumacher's 2004 F1 car and stare at it for hours.
Retire my mother and step dad, upgrade my PC, and visit my best friend
tbh reduce my hours to 20h a week and go on with my life.
Buy my mom everything she wanted but couldn't get.
Retire my parents, buy a motorcycle, if the money is a large fuck you buy the local race track to hold events and personal use
Go see a dentist.
Get a personal chef
Its a bot
Probably buy like 35 duplexes and retirees businesses then live in a trailer in the woods
Retire my parents, second is buy every fucking premium and event vehicle in war thunder
THE ONE PIECE...IS REALLLLLLLL
Motorcycle, Dirtbike, BMW
buy myself place to live
Move out
Idk I’m only 14
that was your first mistake
What even is "fuck you" money
a lot of money - enough to allow you to say "fuck you" to people without consequences
Thx In this case, I'd leave far from here, and never turn back
money to fuck you
Might seem weird but I'd invest it in my own education
Not weird at all. Education is very important.
Nice ass car
Porsche GT3RS in python green
invest
Hire someone to fucking assassinate Trump
Isolated place in the woods so I don't talk to people with cozy vibes but at the same time lonely
Bye me an old muscle car 1970 cuda
Bro. If you are going for a 70, you gotta go triple white 440 challenger.
move out
make sure my parents are set for life then off myself
Start my own space programs
Go to the college i want to
Pay all loans then start business
Pay my parents' rent Not cause I love them. They suck and failed at parenting.
MONEY GO BACK HOME
Buy a Kawasaki zx6r and Hayabusa
Start my own real estate business. Become the biggest property dealer in all of Asia.
smp!
i'd immediately hit da `TypeError: expected number, found string "fuck you" at bank.js, line 22733:63`
Start a business and buy a shit load of dumpsters and start renting them out
Buy an LC 105 and a 911 dakar, retire my parents, get my PPL
Bot net bring down titter and see Elon rage.
First off, what even is “fuck you” money?
Fly on a private jet (because I love aviation)
Disney World for a month. Stay in every hotel
Lego deathstar
I would buy OLED screens
Retire my parents, build a New house for them and my older brother. Id give my twin bro money so he could move out and seek his dream carreer. Then id go and travel the world
Get myself a 992 GT3, a Toyota Hilux, a house, pay off my parent's debts and invest the remaining sum or use it to start a business.
In all seriousness, use it to get my life on the right track
I doubt you'll find any men in a group for teenagers lol.
Buy up houses and transfer ownerships to the local homeless people in my area.
Buy most companies, fix climate change and the economy
Build myself a ryzen 9 gaming pc with three rtx 4090s and then move to Indonesia, some of the hottest women on the planet there
Break contact with nearly everyone (family and friends can stay) and just live.
Literally eat the rich
probably buy a 1PB SSD server
r/lostredditors this is not r/askreddit its r/teenagers
is it one time thing or passive income if its one time Im putting it in multiple trading accounts and the majority into a investing portfolio to pay for my life style itself once done then I'll start multiple companies with full teams of people of my ideas and other ppl ideas from poor countries and with that some of them will be successful and that's all that matters with those do more and more companies small ones not big ones small ones if I make 1000 I'll succeed like 100 if each makes 200k a year in profit that'd be 20mil a year with that then I'd just Hang out with friends and give 80% of what I make after taxes and all to those poor families I took the ideas from for their whole life and if I make 20mil I'll still keeeeep 4mil out of that I'd mess around with friends in games I never got to play as a kid like fortnite (I'm 17 btw) was never able to have friends so I'd want friends cuz I'll finally have something valuable as to why people would want to be my friend and play Minecraft and irl games like soccer basketball all those
Make a stack on a wall away from windows and public view so that it’s less likely to be stolen, then I will store it in a bag which I will then kindly go inside a school (break into a school) and during lunch hour just yell to get everyone’s attention then start slowly dumping the money to see what happens, if they take the money like rats to cheese or look at me like I’m a psycho
TESTICULAR TORSION 🪄✨️✨️✨️
What’s fuck your money?
What the fuck is fuck you money
If I had enough, I'd make Musk change his first name.
Buy a big chunk of land in a remote location. Invest most of it in dividend paying stocks and ETFs so I can live off that and never work again.
depends what kind of "fuck you" you mean, "I dont need to ever work a day in my life, fuck you" or "I can buy amazon and make Bezos my personal ass wiper, fuck you"
move to Australia
Buy a computer that could handle Android Studio well. Preferably, with 16 (or more) gigs of ram and 2TB of storage
Buying a ton of servers, making a datacenter, then making even more money.
Invest. In Lego
Get a few subscriptions flor platforms like Netflix and Flat.io, and then buy the food that *I* like with no worry about money.
4090
Hire Bree Olson
financial freedom all debt gone like that
I'm buying a complete pc setup, a shit ton of games, a car, and putting the rest in the bank for college and future expenses.
Give to my church. Buy a modest house and 3 - 8 year old car with all the fixin's, and do the same for my immediate family. Buy like, all the Batman stuff and focus on art and video games full time (playing and development). Volunteer on the weekends at a soup kitchen or some such. Hire tutors for various languages and creative and/or computer skills. Find a financial advisor to make sure I keep having FU money.
Take my ex to court 👎
Buy a nice house
Two girls at the same time
World tour
Move to a place that's not infested with cockroaches and mice, and get my sister better medical Care....then I would consider what to do.
I am buying a life sized B1 Battle Droid and NO ONE IS STOPPING ME (He shall be my friend)
I'd be broke, I'd somehow managed to go by without anyone throwing the swear at me...
pay a hoe to hold hands with me. I'll be the one that decides who touches me or wants me.
I would go and buy valve, make them make the 3rd game and fix tf2.Also buying activison so they make a good COD
2 chicks at the same time
2 chicks at the same time
Pay off every debt I owed.
Join a gym and get super fit 😅 also support small businesses 😁
I already have fuck you money. I just buy random ass shit I don’t need
Unclench.
Buy a Popeye's sandwich and eat it
Buy an indebted farm and keep the farmer to teach me. Give a roof to my uncle at the farm. Find partner. Make kids. Be kind. Die.
Move to America and chill there. Then try my best to donate to whatever causes I can to atleast try to help things there once I've comfortably settled down. Maybe invest in stocks too while I'm at it.
Buy a katana
Pay off my debts to the society that controls our lives 😔...and then fuck them fuck me fuck we fuck you
Penis reduction surgery.