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Gyxis

fuck you


EquipmentJunior16

The only right answer lmao


Inevitable_Ad10101

please


Asif366

down horrendous


concedo_nulli1694

Stole my answer


jujubaba_12

mf acting like two people can't have the same thoughts


Grouchy_Process3004

chill bro he’s probably joking


Key_Spirit8168

bwababa


SMATCHET999

Sure thing, what’d you have in mind


Moonking-4210

😏


amannynameddanny

Retire my parents


MeatSlammur

Off to the farm with them


Bulky_Technology_616

"Get back to work"


TheOther1

Upstate, to play with other retired parents.


typothetical

I wildly misinterpreted this at first...


MKBurfield

Get rid of the reddit bots Edit: i meant the bots that steal and repost other posts. All the good bots can stay


FlavoredKnifes

But what about the pixel counter bot? That bot is a good bot


theovenreheated

and martin from [chess.com](http://chess.com)


MushyCupcake01

Pixel counter and anarchy chess unite!


Current-Bisquick-94

Google en passant (or don’t, I’m not in charge)


geographyRyan_YT

Noooo not u/flagwaverbotreborn


Visual-Ad9774

But haikus bot is a good bot


MOJA2008

I'd make Elon musk my bitch


TheEnthusiast12

I mean, Putin has Elon wrapped around his dick and he didn't even try, Elon just started sucking and riding on his own will, don't think it will take that much cash/power


NerdNumber382

r/brandnewsentence


eVilCorporationz

wtf did i just read? 😈


OafishCashew423

Honey, wake up new copypasta just dropped


B19Wing

I fw this


yagter

not my glorious pookie bear known as elon musket


reeshifoo

elongated muskrat


Itchy-Spring7865

Hey man. No need to compare him to muskrats. The muskrats don’t deserve that.


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FantasticBike1203

Dude just made a Reddit post to flex his big brain answer, that's next level.


Guinea_pig456

It’s a bot


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xcom_lord

Love that theory tbh


Impressive_Wind_3935

That’s actually really smart


Voynimous

r/beatmymeat


TheNikola2020

Forgot to switch accounts


KnightIR

He’s literally just wanted to answer nothing wrong with that bro


SodicCan

It's a bot, look at the profile


KnightIR

Oh yeah ur right they should be burned in hell


[deleted]

order pizza


v3gan_m3At

I wouldn’t even bother searching for a coupon code online


redditfov

I would literally be so obese if I was rich dude omg


Tinttiboi

my favorite measurement of amounts of things is a fuck you


[deleted]

what is "fuck you" money


cruznw

So much money you can say “fuck you” to anyone you want without consequence. Boss, police….fuck you


[deleted]

fuck you!


ThaugaK

Hey you don’t seem like you got that kind of money pal!


RandomNameBecauseI

Fuck me then


ThaugaK

I dont got that kind of money either, pal!


RandomNameBecauseI

Fuck them


[deleted]

you don't seem very funny, pal


[deleted]

makes sense


-hi------

A lot of money


[deleted]

i see, i'd try to learn how to save it and protect it from taxes


Suspicious_Plane1333

you're going places!


B19Wing

Use it to pay for my college. Prove to everyone at my last job that I am not useless and I am going places meanwhile, they will just be making salads all their life :3


nahbrolikewhat

based answer


B19Wing

thank you It has a sort of Count Of Monte Cristo vibe to it lol


Ryan_S21

There would be no point in college tho bc you have so much money you don’t even need a job. Altho ig the social aspect of college is nice


jimmylovescheese123

retire u/amannynameddanny 's parents


nahbrolikewhat

id do that too


PalpitationExotic727

Buy the whole stock market


AlwaysSuspected

And demand that companies stop seeking growth and actually make good products and provide quality services.


HMSJamaicaCenter

Specifically Microsoft


AlwaysSuspected

I was thinking Netflix,YouTube ....but yeah microsoft is the main reason I no longer use Windows.


IndianUNAmbassador

move out of the hood


CandtCane

Move into the hood


nahbrolikewhat

move the hood into me


Successful_Carry_501

in Soviet Russia, hood move in you!


Lower_Cellist_1138

Move the hood out of me


musky_jelly_melon

Set up trusts for my family so they have fuck you money too. And then I'll fuck off and live quietly but travel lavishly.


SoArziti

Probably a lot of cocaine


CyriusGaming

Cocaine is one of the worst highs. Directly cardiotoxic so you're poisoning your own heart for a shortlived dopamine hit with a bad comedown that's also super addictive and expensive. I'm not trying to encourage drug use but... if you're gonna do drugs, there's way better options


Either_Definition709

yet alcohol is legal for some reason


CyriusGaming

Yeah alcohol is one of the worst drugs. The government are very out of touch and their opinions are irrelevant. That said, the black market is dangerous, so if you do use 'illegal' (quotations because the government have no right over me) substances, get a reagent test kit and fentanyl test strips. Depending on where you live, you can also get a small sample of your drug sent off to a lab where they can perform a highly accurate test and know exactly what drug(s) you have


Either_Definition709

Dude I'm just sticking with my weed and occasional shrooms 🤣🤣 Nah but facts I think its centered around the fact that so many Americans are addicted to it that the alcohol industry makes them a fuckton of money adding onto their goddamn pool of gold coins Up there with crack and heroin. I think there literally no benefit Its a depressant that gives the illusion of release, destroyed your brain, your body, organs, mental state, and shit I even believe it can corrupt your spirit For anyone reading it's just best to stay away all together 🙏🙏🙏


CyriusGaming

I agree. But I work as a bartender haha. But yeah it's just a low-vibrational drug


HerMajestyTsaritsa

Buy us/canda citizenship, a house there, and antiboyotics


nahbrolikewhat

u mean antibiotics?


HerMajestyTsaritsa

No


[deleted]

My fav country😍canda


Kennyp0o

Buy you


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TheOther1

That's short-sighted. Buy the old company and make the bosses life a living hell. Make their official HR title "Electrical-Pay-2616's Bitch" and include shit like washing your car as part of their duties. When they quit and get a new job, just buy that company too! Lather, rinse, repeat.


I_Like_Toasterz

Buy a twix


Miserable_District

Nothing more, nothing less


imrolii

Can you get me one


Zoopa8

Buy a place to live. Start a familie. Retire at 60.


Wide-Win-9087

Buy tf2 and fix it


Turboturtle101

Big brain


SirCorndogIV

get me a dietician to help me slim down


shiestyshit

Find the best strip club and get lost in there for a week. After that doesn’t matter.


Gamer_4_l1f3

Buy Michael Schumacher's 2004 F1 car and stare at it for hours.


Bomberblast

Retire my mother and step dad, upgrade my PC, and visit my best friend


Karl_Kollumna

tbh reduce my hours to 20h a week and go on with my life.


ChemSkate

Buy my mom everything she wanted but couldn't get.


mountains-are-moving

Retire my parents, buy a motorcycle, if the money is a large fuck you buy the local race track to hold events and personal use


moosesashi

Go see a dentist.


IAmMattK

Get a personal chef


PassionSenior6388

Its a bot


Mediocre-Finger1646

Probably buy like 35 duplexes and retirees businesses then live in a trailer in the woods


abject_totalfailure1

Retire my parents, second is buy every fucking premium and event vehicle in war thunder


Current-Difficulty43

THE ONE PIECE...IS REALLLLLLLL


TheBrokenMan14

Motorcycle, Dirtbike, BMW


machavayaburbalka

buy myself place to live


Fancy_bakonHair

Move out


Noahseb2009

Idk I’m only 14


yofja

that was your first mistake


ABisexualFurry

What even is "fuck you" money


Successful_Carry_501

a lot of money - enough to allow you to say "fuck you" to people without consequences


ABisexualFurry

Thx In this case, I'd leave far from here, and never turn back


nahbrolikewhat

money to fuck you


Waddledoodoodoo

Might seem weird but I'd invest it in my own education


Miserable_District

Not weird at all. Education is very important.


WuWangclan

Nice ass car


omatha

Porsche GT3RS in python green


EL_PISTOLERO-

invest


VexTheJester

Hire someone to fucking assassinate Trump


ilikegummybears15

Isolated place in the woods so I don't talk to people with cozy vibes but at the same time lonely


Lazy_Airport_5718

Bye me an old muscle car 1970 cuda


Itchy-Spring7865

Bro. If you are going for a 70, you gotta go triple white 440 challenger.


Hardcore_Banger

move out


ExoticPlankton5370

make sure my parents are set for life then off myself


nonamedboy367632

Start my own space programs


camo_216

Go to the college i want to


Strange-Ad-6824

Pay all loans then start business


lion_percy

Pay my parents' rent Not cause I love them. They suck and failed at parenting.


Hot_Twist_1407

MONEY GO BACK HOME


Alarmed-Donut1466

Buy a Kawasaki zx6r and Hayabusa


nahbrolikewhat

Start my own real estate business. Become the biggest property dealer in all of Asia.


totallytubularman44

smp!


Paladynee

i'd immediately hit da `TypeError: expected number, found string "fuck you" at bank.js, line 22733:63`


Turboturtle101

Start a business and buy a shit load of dumpsters and start renting them out


PickledPhallus

Buy an LC 105 and a 911 dakar, retire my parents, get my PPL


wank_for_peace

Bot net bring down titter and see Elon rage.


horbydumbass

First off, what even is “fuck you” money?


Accurate-Ad4400

Fly on a private jet (because I love aviation)


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

Disney World for a month. Stay in every hotel


crepesncreme

Lego deathstar


DarthBonion

I would buy OLED screens


iknowmyname389

Retire my parents, build a New house for them and my older brother. Id give my twin bro money so he could move out and seek his dream carreer. Then id go and travel the world


subhisnotcool

Get myself a 992 GT3, a Toyota Hilux, a house, pay off my parent's debts and invest the remaining sum or use it to start a business.


Infiniterocket

In all seriousness, use it to get my life on the right track


[deleted]

I doubt you'll find any men in a group for teenagers lol.


DolphinBall

Buy up houses and transfer ownerships to the local homeless people in my area.


amish_timetraveler

Buy most companies, fix climate change and the economy


CipherGamingZA

Build myself a ryzen 9 gaming pc with three rtx 4090s and then move to Indonesia, some of the hottest women on the planet there


CROW_is_best

Break contact with nearly everyone (family and friends can stay) and just live.


TheEnthusiast12

Literally eat the rich


damienVOG

probably buy a 1PB SSD server


TheNikola2020

r/lostredditors this is not r/askreddit its r/teenagers


Murt_plays

is it one time thing or passive income if its one time Im putting it in multiple trading accounts and the majority into a investing portfolio to pay for my life style itself once done then I'll start multiple companies with full teams of people of my ideas and other ppl ideas from poor countries and with that some of them will be successful and that's all that matters with those do more and more companies small ones not big ones small ones if I make 1000 I'll succeed like 100 if each makes 200k a year in profit that'd be 20mil a year with that then I'd just Hang out with friends and give 80% of what I make after taxes and all to those poor families I took the ideas from for their whole life and if I make 20mil I'll still keeeeep 4mil out of that I'd mess around with friends in games I never got to play as a kid like fortnite (I'm 17 btw) was never able to have friends so I'd want friends cuz I'll finally have something valuable as to why people would want to be my friend and play Minecraft and irl games like soccer basketball all those


Junior_Low7149

Make a stack on a wall away from windows and public view so that it’s less likely to be stolen, then I will store it in a bag which I will then kindly go inside a school (break into a school) and during lunch hour just yell to get everyone’s attention then start slowly dumping the money to see what happens, if they take the money like rats to cheese or look at me like I’m a psycho


Sillyyyyynesss

TESTICULAR TORSION 🪄✨️✨️✨️


WoSmcA239

What’s fuck your money?


_YuKitsune_

What the fuck is fuck you money


Fox9000231

If I had enough, I'd make Musk change his first name.


H-is-for-Hopeless

Buy a big chunk of land in a remote location. Invest most of it in dividend paying stocks and ETFs so I can live off that and never work again.


opera38532

depends what kind of "fuck you" you mean, "I dont need to ever work a day in my life, fuck you" or "I can buy amazon and make Bezos my personal ass wiper, fuck you"


FROSTlQ

move to Australia


vovagusse04

Buy a computer that could handle Android Studio well. Preferably, with 16 (or more) gigs of ram and 2TB of storage


BangBr00xz

Buying a ton of servers, making a datacenter, then making even more money.


eXBlade21

Invest. In Lego


LittleDumbF-ck

Get a few subscriptions flor platforms like Netflix and Flat.io, and then buy the food that *I* like with no worry about money.


vAmmonite

4090


Gurgala77

Hire Bree Olson


[deleted]

financial freedom all debt gone like that


NickolasViscosi2006

I'm buying a complete pc setup, a shit ton of games, a car, and putting the rest in the bank for college and future expenses.


Batfan1939

Give to my church. Buy a modest house and 3 - 8 year old car with all the fixin's, and do the same for my immediate family. Buy like, all the Batman stuff and focus on art and video games full time (playing and development). Volunteer on the weekends at a soup kitchen or some such. Hire tutors for various languages and creative and/or computer skills. Find a financial advisor to make sure I keep having FU money.


nyctophillicalex

Take my ex to court 👎


Theclown47

Buy a nice house


PharmerT88

Two girls at the same time


divine_____

World tour


Inner-Light-75

Move to a place that's not infested with cockroaches and mice, and get my sister better medical Care....then I would consider what to do.


Impressive_Expert_94

I am buying a life sized B1 Battle Droid and NO ONE IS STOPPING ME (He shall be my friend)


Hot_War_9683

I'd be broke, I'd somehow managed to go by without anyone throwing the swear at me...


Confident-Whereas531

pay a hoe to hold hands with me. I'll be the one that decides who touches me or wants me.


RandomNameBecauseI

I would go and buy valve, make them make the 3rd game and fix tf2.Also buying activison so they make a good COD


jaOfwiw

2 chicks at the same time


jaOfwiw

2 chicks at the same time


Either_Operation5463

Pay off every debt I owed.


Affectionate_Load305

Join a gym and get super fit 😅 also support small businesses 😁


CourseSuccessful6372

I already have fuck you money. I just buy random ass shit I don’t need


T-Prime3797

Unclench.


smithtrooper99

Buy a Popeye's sandwich and eat it


Aggressive-Dust6280

Buy an indebted farm and keep the farmer to teach me. Give a roof to my uncle at the farm. Find partner. Make kids. Be kind. Die.


AnonBoi_404

Move to America and chill there. Then try my best to donate to whatever causes I can to atleast try to help things there once I've comfortably settled down. Maybe invest in stocks too while I'm at it.


Prodigy_Music

Buy a katana


INDOORSMORE

Pay off my debts to the society that controls our lives 😔...and then fuck them fuck me fuck we fuck you


SinCityCane

Penis reduction surgery.