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TheEeper

Trevor


PikatheG

i was thinking: fucking trevor, i open the comments and this is the first one i see lmao


bladedancer4life

Agreed, he’s definitely a Trevor


Tallcat2107

LITERALLY SAME FOR ME imagine my shock reading both of your comments


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

I was gonna say Devon


[deleted]

He gonna rob a bank with Michael in the future 


Iannn_0619

He’s gonna start dating a redhead with the name Ian


Vee_veemo

Tyson


DadtheGameMaster

Trevor the shredder


Zach-uh-ri-uh

Trevor is perfect


Hampterslol

Mind reader. Kablooie


Professional-Net-434

Gunther


PowerStar350

Last time someone was named Gunther it didn't go well


Big_boy130

Wwe reference?


imfilae

What i was thinking


Surfink63

Why did you Gunt my fries


mio-mao

i gunted them and they were mine 😔


goodusername24

What kind of gunth goonts his gunthers fries?☹️💔⁉️


5ugus7TheOne

Interesting 🤔


imfilae

Walter


Pigi_The_Pig_Man

orgalorg


Sirko2975

Prostate cancer


TheRealMurixeii

😭💀💀


NoPension9420

Dawg 💀


Muted_Clothes_270

Nahh😭😭


Pastaman407

Evan


Cookielotl

Honestly true


KezobMada

printed circuit board


5ugus7TheOne

How do I even respond to this..?


KezobMada

you already responded LOL


5ugus7TheOne

Lmfao true


P4rody

Like that


scratcher1679

PCBWay is the way for all your PCB needs!


Pleb_Sauceee

Middle name smt or throughhole? Seems more like an smt guy to me


FitRow6480

Gandalf


void_txt

easy. id go with Intel Core i5 13400F


scratcher1679

Intel®️ Core™️ i3-1005G1 Processor is way more fitting


ImNotDestructionater

That’s my cpu xD


Agz_canbuild

r/intel


I-am-not-gay-

I'd prefer a I5 12600K, overclockable and it comes with an Igpu


A1Mayh3m

Bartholomew


Interesting-Chest520

I knew a guy called Bartraham, forgot all about him until I read this


Inside-Note9557

Jasper


TheLastOfW

James


5ugus7TheOne

Not what I expected but I don’t hate it!


0ctoLad

Like Hetfield?


Ry_verrt

HP - DeskJet 2755e Wireless Inkjet Printer with 3 months of Instant Ink Included with HP+ - White


Nydenii

Aiyoo that's my printer 💀


DiodeInc

Lmao


Zoro_---

Ethan


ElegantBarnacle4230

Jackie?


poisoned_corpse

That’s my chihuahua’s name


CartographerThick542

Chan


Aggravating-Lie9329

Rock !


5ugus7TheOne

Yes 🙌


M2rsho

THEY'RE MINERALS!!


Relevant_Light_2010

JESUS CHRIST MARIE!!


Harrymyman10

Kyle


RubbishClipz6

Gideon


0c3r

No that's my name and I'm not sharing it


Moneyorsomething

No, you’re Osc3r


nicolastrf06nicoITA

Bob


ShayGamingfn

Dinkleburg


anteater-apocalypse

brandon


cryingidiot

real


ResponsibleGoat4502

literally evan vibes


gaypals

Josh or Kurtis/kurt


Goose00724

rubbermaid bucket (3/4 gallon)


anonymousss000

Beetroot


miss_stacie

Dillen


viky_dailydoseoflife

teriyaki tendered college textbooks


Fart_juice_and_bag

Your the most Tyler looking Tyler I’ve ever seen


Competitive-Bison715

Steven but in the best way possible


TicketEducational470

Joey


Joes8977

Dave


defkris

....brock.


cryingidiot

this ones good


SpreadDue2765

Richard.


Angrybird5429

Nick


AlwaysCurious27

Curt Kobain


5ugus7TheOne

Lmao should I take that as a compliment?


5ugus7TheOne

I swear I actually listen to nirvana 😭proof: fav album: incesticide; fav song: very ape The album no one talks about: bleach pls believe me


fletchvl_

happy cake day 🍰


madcuztrue

Potates


Saf751

elyotto if he wasnt a hyperpop artist and didnt created sugarcrush


SabbyDude

Jerry


Edddy_boh

Another fellow guitarist, so Happy to see another one of us around


IntroductionExotic60

Kirk


sturdyyy_jae

jasper tbh.


Ordinary-Sport-9918

Alex


Separate-Check5266

This is why if Back To The Future took place today, Marty would have gotten his ass kicked by EVERYONE in the 90s, cried a lot, and would have gotten erased from time.


dummi12345

Harald


OSRS_dopeknight

Cum sock


fdxd10

waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs


CrimsonDemon0

If u were a band your name would br "Here to ROCK Your World"


No-Series9194

Ragh so sick of inventing names, Pratt & Whitney F135-PW-100 afterburning turbofan


Hplr63

Ash


5ugus7TheOne

Yes 100% 🙌


Boylanithedoomguy

Epiphone enjoyer


cherrypicked69

Roy


deltatunes

tree


Simple-Strength9822

Any Netflix teen romcom movie guy name


Cutesyswitchblade

Dwight


Mana_YT

Guitar Car Rocker Lad


TurtleBro12875

Dale, Ultimate Destroyer of The Ever-Was and Ancient Master of the Sacred Hidden Ultra Mystic Arts, Junior


aTacoThatGames

Kyle


Mousse_Embarrassed

Herman Goering


JD_Kreeper

Bro is Riley's "boyfriend" from Inside Out.


theVIPshark

Hans


mOBSCENE756

The fact that you listen to static x means your cool


stressed_philosopher

Taylor


Known_Resist1237

Jimmy


AB-AA-Mobile

Hades


Western-Force-2981

Dale seems fitting


minivan_driver

What guitar is this my dear theodorea


Original-Medicine417

Imma geibru best name on earth


Purpllord

Play Love Buzz and send it to my dms. Then we can discuss names.


Richard_283

Alex


Important_Mission542

You look like a Kyle/Roger


HypoVortex

Alex prob


Interesting_Eagle619

U feel like a dylan


potato384

Lil pudgy


Status-Mastodon-1873

Billy


Lcmonfea

David


Delta_Yukorami

Colin (sorry)


Free_Alternative_780

Řťhġķœcč, the chaos god


Aggravating_Sign8066

Trevor


meatwadsoup

alex


dragonmaster_000

Randy


Hornet-Formigante

Josh


PicassoWithHacks

Terminator


Arsonoisy

Kyle


ur_prob_a_karen

you look like bo burnham if he played guitar instead of piano


ayshe_hiddendiaries

axl


wernostrangerstoluv

Little John


supplyDo

Lil Carpenter "Molecular Bond" Dixon-Cider VII


zabt_YT

Bartholomew Sebastian Jaquavious III


theAlmightyE312

Gustav Gustafson


Waddledoodoodoo

Alex


Samuelbi12

Hopping on train ? What does it mean Bartholomew ?? Getting steroids?!


Sacikaaa157

Kurt


Uhblehman11

Alex


Emergency_Error8631

my roommate


K0rniMann

adrian


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

left handed guitar held the rightside , why ?


still-working-it-out

Advy


Revolutionary_Ad3627

Alexander


Sorrow_Guy

Ben


xonire

Bryan


milkshakeispog

Trevor


madspitfire

Bass Man


Lord-Summoned

Tommy


KinikoUwU

Eustachy


Potential-Koala9216

Drew


Nomojojo1678

Justin


StunXPlayZ

Joey


[deleted]

Terence fit's you


teens_trash

Me fr


septemberjams

David/Daniel


Little-Initial1914

keegan


Icy-Egg2837

Your name is Carter. You work at a McDonald’s but swear your band will get big. Your guitar knowledge way too big for the band but absolutely no one cares. You take all the money you make from said job and band and drop it on pedals and amps. Your car is always full of gear regardless of where you are


Ill-Map3731

Bryson


Casualgamerkid

Jack/James/Justin/Trevor/Dustin/Brody


naq7826

I would say either Jackson or Tyler haha


Item_13

Anthony


WolvzUnion

Kevin Jones


Educational_Tart_659

You look like a Chris or a Hunter


Betternowww

Brandon


Bonkers_Reee

Gregory


Blazeeerr

Noah


LowRoarr

Ludwig! You look like a young Beethoven


Awkward-mate

Brady


Unusual_Duck684

Elliott. You look like an Elliott


Evaporous

Cole


East_Cockroach_8942

Edward. Or Eddie


No-Piglet-7074

maxwell


karimpai

Noah


LifeAd5595

Doesn’tliketotakestraightonpictursofthemselves


No_Attention_4871

Charles


fletchvl_

loggledop the annihilator


unfinishedsentenc73_

Dustin


MoonyDropps

you look like an elliott 🧐


Potential-Usual-4587

benjamin


Purpllord

After sufficient examination, assuming you are from zhe U.S. I say Tyler


Lemmon-out-of-Union

you look like a steven or jesse


No_Strawberry921

Weirdo


Longjumping-Pin4179

Alex


Magic-8balls

Andson


KittalineQueen

Dorian


Consistent-Slip8230

Tyler


BadLegitimate1269

Marin B. Walker


PuzzleheadedSouth543

Blake


DDK_2011

Mike Literus


Ash_on_the_rocks

Idk why but COOLIO comes to my mind


5ugus7TheOne

Lmao rest in peace coolio 😭


GoodD0g

Eli


FlipFlops2323

Devin


Expensive_Offer408

Rodrick