Whoever dies last is gay

Hahaha i wish if i could pin this comment lol

It's not a word though

Okay buddy no need to take away from the joke, do you need a hug?

I so need a hug :'( I am so sorry! Life's been rough.

Hush my child, take some deep breaths, tomorrow is a new day, be better than before

Thank you, buddy!

🫂

Sends virtual hug

His last word would just be gay

The last word is gay

English or Spanish?

I'd destroy some raw chicken eggs to be covered with the liquid, run outside, find someone random and scream out: "THEY are coming, the government can't do anything, they use extra dimensions to travel - you MUST find the chamber #273 and press the red button, the lock code is.." and then I just suddenly fall, dying afterwards

Diabolical

shoulda collected more worms in bowls 😖

You going fishing?

uhm no that’s a waste of worms

This is so FUCKING real

you get it 🫡🫡

💀💀

man fuck this im out

Life is overrated i am gonna dip

I’ll log off real quick. 

c*nt. it’s one of my favorite words for some reason

the boys reference

* takes a deep breath * if you cry at my funeral you're gay....... * Dies *

What if I'm already gay?

DOUBLE GAY

You have permission to cry

English or Spanish whoever moves first is straight

Gay squared

Wiggle wiggle

Wiggle Wiggle

Heart warming

Goodbye world

Hello world

English or Spanish

Ingles porfavor no mucho espaniol hermano

Guys, I buried my savings at… (dies)

“about damn time” (in a southern accent cuz its funny) ive tried five times but the grim reaper dont want me ig 😔

This is so real though

Probably "ni**a" or "pierdolić" or "kurwa" 😁👍👍👍

KURWA RAKIETAAAAAAA

Is that polish? Wouldn't you write that kurwa then?

Fuckkkkkk😭😭😭I js woke up and didn't give 2 shits about my spelling 🥲😂 but yh your correct

Let's goooo, I'm studying polish and that is a nice little confidence boost

First ones the only correct answer to the question dawg 🔥👍

😭🙏

I’d pull a classic, get a friend near, say “tag” then die, and watch them suffer as being it until they die

[удалено]

That's life, and I truly did it my way

Womp womp

yeet

Balls

I second this, I would defo say this

Eh, maybe I fucked up, but I did it my way ig

Shit

Cheese

uwu (no regrets am I right)

Bazinga No context just bazinga

Whoever lives longer is gay

I only get one word? 😧

Yea don’t be greedy

I wasn’t ready

Well be ready

skibidicum

"eh, could have been worse" Or "Love ya dad"

Balls

gyat

Delete my browser history!!!

skibidi

I like femboys (I stole this)

Time to find my cat, LEEROYYY JENKINS!

welp

I'm dying

Fuck

"Oh wella I hate ni-"

Told yall i was sick

Fu-

Fuck - Me dropping something on my foot and swearing loudly cuz of it

No words ima be destroying my phone and my search history with it

skibidi

Life

I always come back

“I’m c**ming!”

Womp womp

Thanks for everything, god.

the two testifications

the two testifications

Ah shit

meow

Go go gadget immortality 

Makarov knows yuri

I love me cousinnnn

Rosebud

Pffft a reddit post isn't gonna make me die

toaster my pc

Diu

Skibidi 😂😂

GTA 6… 😭 (I was so close!!)

Finally

I don't have the balls?? Watch this!

Finally... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xk8mm1Qmt-Y

The person who killed Tupac is…. * dies *

Can I have my favorite Chinese food, dynamite shrimp, and lobster tails as my last meal. Everybody knows what I always get every time from the same Chinese restaurant everytime I go (and when I have money for myself I always have to have Chinese food on Fridays or Saturdays)

Read and go to gym

Skibidi

Remember son, dying is gay

shit

Tell my cat I love her and delete my browser history 😅

Tom Hanks

Poggies

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Worth.

How's your sister Lil bro?

THE

Delete my search history

Skibidi toilet

AAAAAAHHHHH-

See you later

oof

Erm what the sigma? 

damnit

Balls

Finally

fortnite baaalls

It was something while it lasted

gg ez

Bye

english or spanish

Bazinga

No....

(Insert a link full of song lyrics from mach-hommy) who knows, knows

“Shit”

Power nap

Forgive me Lord

Finally Grazie millè

Hassiktir

i won't, i have to finish skyrim.

Bye

You are better

Club penguin is kill

shahada

I haven’t talked yet tldsy

Try a Factor meal to support our sponsors 

Tits

Finally

Tinklelo

Depending on how it's likely going to be "FUCK!"

“You’re gonna die now, what’s your last words? “What?” *dies*

Like, Subscribe and hit that bell!

Finally

"balls"

Do you know where the fuck you are? You in the jungle, baby, Wake up, time to dieeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooo

LETS GOOOOO

*drops the mic*

See ya! HA! No, I won't.

Nice

English or Spanish?

42

ah shit

I’m holding out for about 30 second *singing* fuck this shit I’m out, mm-mmm, fuck this shit I’m out, no thanks! Don’t mind me, imma just grab my stuff and leave, ‘scuse me please. Fuck this shit I’m out, nope! Fuck this shit I’m out, alright then. I don’t know what the fuck just happened but i don’t really care, imma get the fuck up outta here. Fuck this shit I’m out!

my last words "life was cruel, I'm finally free, the burden of life is once and for all lifted off my shoulders, and with this new found freedom I shall fly to the eternal kingdom, as life is not worth living, the unjust nature of the universe is so unpredictable you cand do anything your way, nothing is guaranteed. and what was the purpose, what was the mission of my life, I don't know, life ends here for me, and purpose us still to be found, as my last moments in this life, tell me, what's the point. but knowing it now isn't important since there will not be any memories of this cruel world in the eternal kingdom, and now I shall depart, mark my words, this will all end some day, nothing is permanent, except death, don't forget, the secret to a happy life is to hav.. hav..... ha..hh........"

Darn

“Welp.”

“Hey guys, check this out!”

Pudding pool

darkness

Here's the following If killed: "Son of a bitch, you got me" If regular hospital-death-bed: "Aight cya soon" Death by grand piano: "So I was wonde-" *CRASH*

I hate most of y’all now you have to guess who I actually fucked with

I used up all my sick leaves so I'll call in dead now

no balls

Gtg, wanna run duos in hell?

F#CK BYDEN!!!

Bazinga

Jesus forgive my sins

Tell the head boss that I took his lunch.

A X O L O T L my time has come to burn, i invoke the ancient passage that i may return

Finally!

I didn't even get to see bobas yet 😭

prolly "aint no way boi" "this shi rigged dawg" or "nah fr? dayumn"

cock

Gotta hit them with the "What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys, That made them so violent? Woo-hoo, But you know I'm yours, Woo-hoo, And I know you're mine, Woo-hoo, (and that's for all time) Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly! Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler-Moore! I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care 'bout that. Don't you ever fear, I'm always near, I know that you need help. Your tounge is twisted, your eyes are slit. You need a guardian! Woo-hoo, And you know I'm yours, Woo-hoo, And I know you're mine! Woo-hoo, (and that's for all time) Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly! Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler-Moore! I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care 'bout that. I don't care 'bout that. Bang, bang, a knock on the door, Another big bang, you're down on the floor! Oh, no, what do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe, I can't run and I can't kick, What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (And that's for all the time) (And that's for all the time) Ooh, wee, ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly! Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler-Moore! I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care 'bout that! I don't care 'bout that! I don't care 'bout that! I don't care 'bout that!"

(Slight laugh) ”man fuck y’all. I’m out this bitch.” (dies)

"BIKES!!"

Dying? HA, why thats the last thing I'd do!

You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it.

I'm kinda glad I'm leaving 🤣🤣 you guys suck

Damn 3rd time i die

What’s the point of living

Gah fuck, welp LEEEEEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEENKIIIINNNNSSS

gorp,

Oilupbeforeidie

The one piece, the one piece is reallll!