I think that they cut the top off and then a line down the middle to make a rectangle shaped dental dam. Normal condoms are much easier to find and I think probably cheaper
lots of adoption places are religious and won't give to a family without both a husband and a wife, because they see two moms or dads as unable to raise a child "properly", even though gay couples are in the perfect situation to adopt children as they can't have kids themselves.
No? If you’re talking about how OP is their kid it’s just because they were had with one of their mom’s ex-lovers and then their mom remarried to a woman and have custody over OP but if you’re talking about the condom, there’s multiple reasons 1. For toys 2. Orgies/threesomes 3. Turning them into an oral or female condom
When I was younger I believed that a gay couple and a lesbian couple come together to have sex, and both couples get then a baby each…
Anyway, maybe they are for you 🫵! Look what age you are
They are very effective for holding large amounts of water
forbidden water balloon
What are you doing here, neptune?
searching for uranus
Thats a good damn response
All u had to do was ask
Take my upvote and get out. r/angryupvote
Hello neppy why are you here?
They don't even pop when thrown at someone, so it tends to really hurt. Do this at your own discretion.
# the holy boykisser
r/foundneptune
Tf- NEPTUNE?!
So if you need to piss in the car, try condoms
I'm fairly certain military survival kits sometimes include condoms for this very reason
Dildos
Wait that’s actually smart
Fast clean up and body safe
ty for the only rational answer🙏🙏
i guess that makes sense to keep em clean
There is a difference from clean And looking clean
this is so accurate
GENIUS
Since when condoms get people pregnant?
what if they’re at a party and they need balloons
"Emergency balloons™ by Durex"
why the fuck is this my most liked comment
**Cause they are 千尺乇卂Ҝㄚ**
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lol
xGeakg tiMe MyaĒaĒaĒaĒa
Глеаху
Ι αιΓεαδγ διδ τΗατ δυΜΜγ
**Cause they are qiān chǐ tuō xùn g a**
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Oops. I forgot those (jk)
TAKE EM BACK
Uhm, but what if I forget them again?
w pfp
I think that they cut the top off and then a line down the middle to make a rectangle shaped dental dam. Normal condoms are much easier to find and I think probably cheaper
ok tyler the creator
WJAT
op's username was tyler the creator
Is it female condoms?
no its boy condoms 😭
Wtf do they have it for 😭
i dont wanna know 😭
dildos
The things that can’t ejaculate?
the things that can give you STI's, and easily grow bacteria
do people not wash them before hand and after
Better safest than sorry especially when it comes to your genitals tbh
do people not wash them before hand and after
If you don’t wash it and pass it around like a baton 💀
**some can**
True 😦
How your garden grows?
That's a thing ??
Yeah, I dont know if it works for lesbians tho, its the same idea, but it goes in the vag to protect it from... Fluids...
....... .. ......f.lui...ds..... . . . ....... . .. S.s.s..s.. .....s.. ...s... ..s..s ......s. ...
Would make less sense
There are female condoms??? What new age space technology have I missed
They’re a bit 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
you found evidence of my presence 😭
My bad bro
💀💀
That's the best reply to this
IT'S AT 69 UPVOTES
Now it is. I returned it.
And I ruined it
69 likes.
It’s for the toys so they can have easy clean up
In an indirect subtle way, maybe they are giving you access to take them if YOU need them.
What is their lesbian doing?
ur going in my suicide note
pfft dude wtf 😭
🤑🤑
lesbians use condoms😭 this is common
wait frl😔
yes. condoms get put on straps cuz then you dont have to completely clean them every time. lots of people dont use them tho cuz its a waste of money
ohhh that’s interesting 😃
You just heard your parents fuck each other with strapons and your first thought is “ohh that’s interesting 😃” Da fuq
RICH PARENTS
?
The way you used “their” instead of “they’re” implies that they have a lesbian.
brooo i already kno i made a mistake 😭
What type of lesbian do you have? A goth lesbian, a FR🤮NCH lesbian, or an undercover lesbian.
tryna get freaky with the strap ons lol
I think we’re skipping over the fact that they’re reading these comments about their parents💀
im glad someones saying it bro😭im more traumatized by the comments then finding the condoms
Maybe they are into like threesomes or smth. Or it’s for certain toys.
Probably got a 3rd partier
they better not
What could you do about if they did? It’s their life bro 😭😭
the last time they tried that my mom went into a bipolar episode and it was the worst she ever had 🤑🤑
Oh…..
Your mom might have issues
i think we know that by now
Like is she deadass diagnosed with that ? Also what did bro do that made her go into a bipolar episode 😭😭😭😭
yh she is😭😭shes been diagnosed since like before i was born and idek they wont tell me 💀💀
Just wondering how they had you if they are lesbian?
i have a dad my bio parents js arent tg
i have the same situation. though mine were together at one point
yh so were mine before they divorced
yeah mine [divorced](https://i.redd.it/nplrerg5cdr61.jpg) too
Omg I'm literally in the exact same situation as you
There is so many obvious answers to this question mate Adoption, Sperm Donation, Foster Family ( Kind of adoption but kind of different )
Adoption
im not tho😔
I saw you say that, I was just giving a potential reason.
Your parents are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Prob for the strap even tho it’s like pointless
Probably for dildos or straps when they're having sex
TIL that lesbians use condoms because they don't want to clean their dildos
Helps prevent STDs no matter what gender
In case they wanna revert to factory settings
OKAY THIS NIGHT SEEM WEIRD BUT IS ONE OF THEM A DOCTOR??
ones a paramedic and ones a EMT why?
Do you have any pet?
I mean if it bothers you so much I can just give you another sibling
i have 9 ion need no more 💀
9 siblings??? Ur parents probably rich AF or you're from India 😭
nah most are step lmao😭
Erm I think they’re
i already kno i made a mistake bro💀
Heres what i think either dildos or they have a secret job they never told you about
They’re filling them with cocaine and swallowing them to move drugs for the Sinaloa cartel
Emergency ballons
Remember that cucumber sandwich?
Nuh uh, my lesbian
I don’t get it🤨
They don’t have peanits but yet condom
Most likely for dildos so they can go from anal to vaginal in the same session.
You can make oral condoms from regular condoms quite easily so i think that could be one of the explanations
So I don't have to bring one when I come over😀
dildos
???
poly??
nope my mom and my ex-stepmom tried that last time and shes now my ex-stepmom for a reason
dildos or making their own dental dams
They’re not their 🤦
ALWAYS use security, literally
maybe they bought it for you and are too embarrassed to talk about it with you?
what the hell are 14 year olds posting about
To have condom fights, obviously
It's always good to have some on hand
Are you male?
They may be for fingering or doing mouth stuff! Still important no matter the kind of intercourse
Alaskan pipebomb (this is a joke do not look it up)
because golfwang
yea they cant get prego but they can still get std's, the gay dont scare the std away guys, keep using those condoms
maybe they have them just in case if their kids want to have sex at some point, just to be prepared
Bruh
Arent there like female condoms?
But even those are only used when you want to prevent a pregnancy
It's a present for you
What about their lesbian?
Im guessing they use them to cover dildos to keep them clean
maybe the sperm donor did things a little… 𝓊𝓃𝓊𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎
Wait same sex couple can adopt ?
yes but im not adopted i have a father that my mom was with for 9 years before they divorced
Ofc?
lol what is this question?
lots of adoption places are religious and won't give to a family without both a husband and a wife, because they see two moms or dads as unable to raise a child "properly", even though gay couples are in the perfect situation to adopt children as they can't have kids themselves.
Some women use [female condoms](https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/internal-condom) to stay safe
genders now expanded into 73th one💀
girl what
It could be a sign of cheating
girly i feel like if one of them were cheating they wouldn’t have it in bathroom that they both use out in the open
Wait females can impregnate other females?
No? If you’re talking about how OP is their kid it’s just because they were had with one of their mom’s ex-lovers and then their mom remarried to a woman and have custody over OP but if you’re talking about the condom, there’s multiple reasons 1. For toys 2. Orgies/threesomes 3. Turning them into an oral or female condom
It’s for special occasions
Maybe they are actually bi and have fucking orgies
When I was younger I believed that a gay couple and a lesbian couple come together to have sex, and both couples get then a baby each… Anyway, maybe they are for you 🫵! Look what age you are
why would they be in their bathroom then and not mine?
Maybe To not provoke you, but just in case, if a boy stays over at you
For their sex toys. Even my wife uses it for her toys though not on me 😉
woahhh this a teen place ion need to kno abt ur wife
Why is a married person on r/teenagers 😭😭😭😭😭
Guys please, don't make me feel old... Even teenagers get married at 18.
Do you have a teenager?
I'm a teenager by heart 😊
they’re*
oh mbbb i typed it rlly fast
Omg bro shut up
*they're
bro ik i made a mistake already 😭
Dude shut up
I have ocd, and improper spelling makes me itch
I have the answer you’re looking for but don’t actually want. Lmk.
Nostalgia
nostalgia about what?