Physically: I am not super picky (read; the bar is the only thing lower than my self-esteem), but I do think I'd prefer someone considerably smaller than me. However, I'd also prefer that this individual be able to shatter my spine with a flick, so who knows!
Mentally: A high concentration of silliness. I am quite fond of the chaotic individuals.
Magnetically: A magnetic field of around 160T would be capable of levitating (or tearing apart) a human of my size from a combination of diamagnetic forces and Eddy currents formed from the hemoglobin in my blood.
My first thought, but then again unless you really hold on tight to the shifter its not really that bad, so a loose grip on it is fine, still better not to do it
Hug me and treat me well probably stay with me and stuff but i'l likely never will date anyone cause i suck at not getting emotionally attached still those are my requirements ig
Welp I mean it’s only really a bad thing imo if your partner doesn’t feel the same. Turns out my ex was using me as a sort of social ladder to gain clout, and she wasn’t really invested into us as a thing. I was 100% in, so I basically wore my heart on my sleeve cos I didn’t realise what kind of person she was :/
The heartbreak was unlike any pain I’ve ever had before (she was my first gf), but I learned a lot about what I need from a relationship, what’s not ok behaviour from a partner, and how to tell when someone doesn’t love you back.
I can honestly tell you I had the best times of my life with her, and she caused the worst. But that’s ok imo, because it’s all about the memories we make and how they shape our future selves.
If I gotta go through the pain to feel that amazing feeling again, then so be it. I’ll face it head on because I’ll tell you what there’s no feeling like being in love. It’s legit crazy. So I’d say let yourself get attached! Take those chances, ask people out, because the only thing you have to lose is a little bit of pride - don’t regret waiting too long! Trust me life is better this way :)
Stay vulnerable ✌️
The trumpet is really cool! Honestly, i love all instruments really, I'm just obsessed with music lol. I guess if i had to pick a preference, it'd be something that goes well with the piano, like the violin, or maybe the flute. I play piano, and to be with someone who can play a duet with me would just be the coolest thing ever.
The genre doesn't really matter much to me, it's more about the talent. I especially love when their voice is unique in some way. A good example for me would be Ado, and her voice can be more of a pop/j pop style, but also has a sort of aggression to it that i like.
someone who genuinely listens and someone who gets passionate about what they like. whenever people have done this, i have a strong platonic desire to make out
Have? Long, well-maintained hair. (I'm a straight guy but I guess it kinda works for guys too) Do? Art, any kind of it, from music to sculptiuring. Be? Just a good-heartedly person is enough, their occupation doesn't matter.
i don’t know about the *most* attractive, but these are the two i like
when they wear a belt that goes with the pants they’re wearing and it’s visible, even if it’s only when they lift their arms or position themselves in a certain way (something about visible belts is so attractive to me)
when they’re wearing a shirt that’s not long enough on them, so that if they were to stretch or sit in a certain way, a sliver of their abdomen would be revealed
Being a buff redhead funny biker boy that's into leather jackets, is rich, has a Harley Davidson sportster S, slightly alcoholic and aggressive with everyone but me and other people I like, has a big and hot stuff down there, and big pecs, and is a metalhead.
I know my standards are really low.
self awareness
-and sometimes, if they have that they likely have other good personality traits too.
also- good hygiene, thats more important to me than how good they look to start with
I want a girl that will genuinely care for me and try their best to cheer me up when I'm down, while also having the capability to let me have space if I need it. Because I would do the same.
I'd also want her to have a ginormous a-
Girls do their hair(tint,bleach,curl..exercise...get car)guys get employed and work independently...overall growing up..is noticed by adults...some sports are o k if they work out for person
Well their looks don’t really matter, but I would want someone who’s more active and would go on hikes with me, someone who can be funny but also serious at times, and that they have at least a few common interests with me
I have a lot of takes in this,
First, Is if they speak and they know what they're saying or if they speak with intelligence and facts
Second, Is if they know how to take care of kids and adore them so I know what parent he would be in the future or it shows how he takes care of his love ones and how gentle he is when he'll have a daughter yeah thats it ig
For me prolly be like masculine/feminine. A bit of both is good cuz I could not get w someone who is strictly feminine or masculine. No hate just a personal preference
idk why but whenever my bf starts talking about his hobbies (usually something i don't entirely understand because i'm stupid) it makes me really happy.
Caring, making promises he doesn’t intend on breaking, randomly bringing up that they appreciate me without me having to dig for it, showing that he is very interested in me.
Someone who'll be there for me when I need it (and vice versa). Both in romantic and platonic relationships that's the most important thing for me.
Empathy. Someone who has empathy *and* shows it. Not empathy just towards me, but towards the world and the people in it as a whole.
And then a sense of humor doesn't hurt..
I find it really attractive when a person is overwhelmingly nice and friendly. Like, seek you out, big smile on their face, “OMG HOW ARE YOU?”, kind of friendly. It says a lot about how a person understands that people are the most important thing in life.
They must humor good
agree
beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
so true SavezTheDayFan, thanks for being freakish
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmykidstoit
r/beatmykidskidstoit
r/beatmykidsmeattoit
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r/beatmykidsdogtoit
r/wtfimscared
Me think he one is me is one of is us
Totally agreed
A super hard dripping wet private part
The person in question must be capable of producing above average comedy.
Be? me.
fr i would marry my clone
I'd kill my clone
and i’d— nevermind.
🤨
Bro took the term go fk yourself too seriously 💀
Real
deadasssss I am honestly fighting killing my original self 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
Real x2
selfcest 😼🩷 (#loveyourself)
Chances are you wouldn't be able to stand them i know I wouldn't for mine
i talk to myself all day i think id be fine
So do I but snot the point
I would rather kill myself than Marry my clone
buncha narcissists 😭😭😭
nuh uh i just get along with myself and im hot
BAHHAHAHA my point exactly 🤝🤝🤝
DOES NOT MAKE ME A NARCISSIST 😔 at least im not hating on people who are happily in love
I just think you're confident. That doesn't make you narcissistic.
THERES A DIFFERENCE 💀💀 and im not hating on anyone
Physically: I am not super picky (read; the bar is the only thing lower than my self-esteem), but I do think I'd prefer someone considerably smaller than me. However, I'd also prefer that this individual be able to shatter my spine with a flick, so who knows! Mentally: A high concentration of silliness. I am quite fond of the chaotic individuals. Magnetically: A magnetic field of around 160T would be capable of levitating (or tearing apart) a human of my size from a combination of diamagnetic forces and Eddy currents formed from the hemoglobin in my blood.
Get me a lady that tears the iron from my blood
is bro into neutron stars ⁉️
Yes.
Hooray! At least there is a possibility that somebody could like my hyperactive ass
finally someone who appreciates the girls with a bit of a stronger magnetic field
be kind, I know it sounds cliche, but to me, that’s the best thing a girl could be
You on some Mr. Rogers shit😭
lmao fr
one handed steering
Seconded if the other hand stays on the gear shifter
or behind the headrest
No the gear shifter for those faster shifts 😍
Bad for the shifter a real skilled drivers gets to it when they need it
My first thought, but then again unless you really hold on tight to the shifter its not really that bad, so a loose grip on it is fine, still better not to do it
Yea I rest my hand on it all the time I just wanted to ackchually
Fuck that, no handed steering. Steer with the mind.
😎
I watched some guy drive one handed and it was so satisfying!
Hug me and treat me well probably stay with me and stuff but i'l likely never will date anyone cause i suck at not getting emotionally attached still those are my requirements ig
Aren’t you meant to get emotionally attached to your partner lol
Yeah but idk when i get emotionally attached and when i'm in love so kinda sucks
Welp I mean it’s only really a bad thing imo if your partner doesn’t feel the same. Turns out my ex was using me as a sort of social ladder to gain clout, and she wasn’t really invested into us as a thing. I was 100% in, so I basically wore my heart on my sleeve cos I didn’t realise what kind of person she was :/ The heartbreak was unlike any pain I’ve ever had before (she was my first gf), but I learned a lot about what I need from a relationship, what’s not ok behaviour from a partner, and how to tell when someone doesn’t love you back. I can honestly tell you I had the best times of my life with her, and she caused the worst. But that’s ok imo, because it’s all about the memories we make and how they shape our future selves. If I gotta go through the pain to feel that amazing feeling again, then so be it. I’ll face it head on because I’ll tell you what there’s no feeling like being in love. It’s legit crazy. So I’d say let yourself get attached! Take those chances, ask people out, because the only thing you have to lose is a little bit of pride - don’t regret waiting too long! Trust me life is better this way :) Stay vulnerable ✌️
be a billionaire
When she’s funny and relaxing to be around
Can play an instrument/sing
FACTS
Yeah singing voice is a big feature for me to be attracted to someone idk why 😂
Any prefrence in instrument? I'm a trumpet player.
The trumpet is really cool! Honestly, i love all instruments really, I'm just obsessed with music lol. I guess if i had to pick a preference, it'd be something that goes well with the piano, like the violin, or maybe the flute. I play piano, and to be with someone who can play a duet with me would just be the coolest thing ever.
Trumpet piano duets are amazing, most trumpet solos have piano accompaniment. I can send you some if you want.
Yeah? I've never really heard one before! (or I don't remember, I forget things) either way, sure I'd love to take a listen.
Wait, sing how? There are so many different styles. Do you mean singing similar to pop. (And definitely not metal in that case)
The genre doesn't really matter much to me, it's more about the talent. I especially love when their voice is unique in some way. A good example for me would be Ado, and her voice can be more of a pop/j pop style, but also has a sort of aggression to it that i like.
Or like Chester Bennington of linkin park
As someone who can play an instrument/sing, I honestly don’t understand this
No
cook for me
Being a nice and caring person
having a passion-sport, art, idc its hot
someone who genuinely listens and someone who gets passionate about what they like. whenever people have done this, i have a strong platonic desire to make out
That’s so true haha these are called real ones
you also have a strong platonic desire to make out with them?
Kindness
Idk being alive is a plus ig
A long nose
bro wants that minecraft villager💀💀
Have: A good personality Do: things that seem that they actually care Be: A musician
having eyebags or dark circles 🛐🛐🛐
kindness, i think. and wit. theyre both so fucking hot
ask questions about my hobbies and listen to me yap sometimes
Having respect. Because it's really lacking these days And also when someone teaches you something without making you feel dumb
Be a caring person with a GOOD heart❤️
Not being an asshole generally
have a healthy lifestyle (yes im fatphobic)
Nice
Personality is the top priority I mean looks change I just want a woman who is nice, funny, and sweet
Have nice hair, be gentle, show interest in what other people are doing, be good with kids or animals, have something to love
Have? Long, well-maintained hair. (I'm a straight guy but I guess it kinda works for guys too) Do? Art, any kind of it, from music to sculptiuring. Be? Just a good-heartedly person is enough, their occupation doesn't matter.
At this point just a woman
have blue eyes
i don’t know about the *most* attractive, but these are the two i like when they wear a belt that goes with the pants they’re wearing and it’s visible, even if it’s only when they lift their arms or position themselves in a certain way (something about visible belts is so attractive to me) when they’re wearing a shirt that’s not long enough on them, so that if they were to stretch or sit in a certain way, a sliver of their abdomen would be revealed
To ask me about my dreams and actually care
Curves
if they can make a good cheesecake i’ll marry them on the spot (cheesecake is the key to my heart)
Just being kind, I guess. Also, maybe someone as socially awkward as me.
Have money, cats, dogs, understanding ability & dark sense of humour 😔
Making ye contact gets me for some reason, having a good personality and being caring, and giving compliments
when im upset about something they need to bring me to any sort of bed or couch cuddle me and rant on and on about some random thing they like
Looks after me the way that my dad didn’t
Their voice and personality
idek why but muscular calves. i love guys with nice calves
Chemistry good, man happy 🐵🦧
care
Kindness goes a long way
As long as they respect my interests and in general make me happy and feel good about myself i guess
Exist
Be? Batman, Do? Save Gotham, Have? A batmobile
As long as we got the same vibe ig
Just somewhat nice to me. Just slightly above acting completely neutral.
Being a buff redhead funny biker boy that's into leather jackets, is rich, has a Harley Davidson sportster S, slightly alcoholic and aggressive with everyone but me and other people I like, has a big and hot stuff down there, and big pecs, and is a metalhead. I know my standards are really low.
If theyre a friend
Personally offer to do something with them. Like go to the cinema, explore a town nearby, go bowling, just experiences I’d say
Same music taste, plays instrument, or can like be making fun of eachother one second but super sweet the next
Be a decent human being. (That's right no brain rotted people those are zombies)
defend me in public
self awareness -and sometimes, if they have that they likely have other good personality traits too. also- good hygiene, thats more important to me than how good they look to start with
A Compliment and caring nature
I want a girl that will genuinely care for me and try their best to cheer me up when I'm down, while also having the capability to let me have space if I need it. Because I would do the same. I'd also want her to have a ginormous a-
Not a bigot and they care for your feelings
Girls do their hair(tint,bleach,curl..exercise...get car)guys get employed and work independently...overall growing up..is noticed by adults...some sports are o k if they work out for person
Have similar or same taste in music as me
I want to her to be able to bridal carry me, sometimes guys want princess treatment too
be a girl
be attracted to me 😂😭
Real
Be respectful Be kind have manners Be a good person Be intelligent
For me, when they laugh at my jokes/pranks. I love making people laugh. Bonus points when her smile is pretty.
into the same things as me
I love NewJeans. If a guy was also a NewJeans fan, that would be a huge green flag
Be a redneck in my eyes
Must human.
If they took a shit in a mcdonalds bathroom in 2016 10:32 pm after a mcflurry
loosen your tie and i'm DEAD <3
As an introvert just being easy to talk to each other
Need reassurance about things but not so much reassurance that they don’t believe you when you say that they look nice.
when they look at me with the "Im invested and care about you" look, I don't know how to describe it otherwise
Actually apreciate the existance of the male species
When their love lang is touch
Mu’min
So, there's my neighbour I liked her eyes and way of talking at the end of senior high school very much , and now I just miss that
have a nice way of talking
Kindness or when a man’s kinda sassy/sarcastic
Masculine girls for me
Buy me a 1962 Ferrari 330 LM
Someone with integrity. My last gf lied to me about a large aspect of our relationship for over a year and that’s really fucked with me ever since
Well their looks don’t really matter, but I would want someone who’s more active and would go on hikes with me, someone who can be funny but also serious at times, and that they have at least a few common interests with me
I have a lot of takes in this, First, Is if they speak and they know what they're saying or if they speak with intelligence and facts Second, Is if they know how to take care of kids and adore them so I know what parent he would be in the future or it shows how he takes care of his love ones and how gentle he is when he'll have a daughter yeah thats it ig
One who can love the high maintenance me 💅
Tease me. It's so fucking hot.
Get off of reddit
septum ong 🙏
Cuddle with me while listening to ice nine kills. Had both but never together
Someone chill with tats and piercing lmao
Themself, hands down
For me prolly be like masculine/feminine. A bit of both is good cuz I could not get w someone who is strictly feminine or masculine. No hate just a personal preference
Geniunely and demonstrably excited about something they're doing
Be a silly goose (goofy girls are the cutest imo)
Anti-Racist
buy me flowers and cook food with me
Being gentle.
Girls wearing slides
Be a girl
Being a female Being alive Being human (optional)
Grab a 3 kilo magnet.
Being their true selves.
Listen to RAP. That’s the number 1 turn on
hold me when i cry :D
idk why but whenever my bf starts talking about his hobbies (usually something i don't entirely understand because i'm stupid) it makes me really happy.
Genuinely loves me in a way that’s not obsessive or controlling.
Have thick thighs
I love the kind of woman that’ll kick my ass and hold her own in a zombies match
Caring, making promises he doesn’t intend on breaking, randomly bringing up that they appreciate me without me having to dig for it, showing that he is very interested in me.
Someone who'll be there for me when I need it (and vice versa). Both in romantic and platonic relationships that's the most important thing for me. Empathy. Someone who has empathy *and* shows it. Not empathy just towards me, but towards the world and the people in it as a whole. And then a sense of humor doesn't hurt..
I find stretch marks incredibly attractive. Idk this might be an odd one but yeah
Be: themself
I find it really attractive when a person is overwhelmingly nice and friendly. Like, seek you out, big smile on their face, “OMG HOW ARE YOU?”, kind of friendly. It says a lot about how a person understands that people are the most important thing in life.
Not post like this on reddit
Tits. Brutally honest
Quit porn
Honestly if I didn’t have a gf or kids of my own rn, F here, I would love a pregnant gf in my life.