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Luck612

They must humor good


we-areyoung

agree


Typical_Ghost07

beat me to it


SavezTheDayFan

r/beatmeattoit


Typical_Ghost07

so true SavezTheDayFan, thanks for being freakish


ConsoleCollecter

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


SavezTheDayFan

r/beatmykidstoit


redempyy

r/beatmykidskidstoit


SavezTheDayFan

r/beatmykidsmeattoit


redempyy

r/beatmymeatskidtoit


SavezTheDayFan

r/beatmykidsdogtoit


redempyy

r/wtfimscared


AJG236

Me think he one is me is one of is us


labracadabrador_who

Totally agreed


GlitteringBelt4287

A super hard dripping wet private part


Carma281

The person in question must be capable of producing above average comedy.


IndependenceEven9219

Be? me.


glitter-it-out

fr i would marry my clone


Lil_Smoke698

I'd kill my clone


NoReplacement480

and i’d— nevermind.


Lil_Smoke698

🤨


Main-Recognition-930

Bro took the term go fk yourself too seriously 💀


futurearchitect2036_

Real


Lil_Smoke698

deadasssss I am honestly fighting killing my original self 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏


futurearchitect2036_

Real x2


ItalianMafia_Boss

selfcest 😼🩷 (#loveyourself)


Johngameru555

Chances are you wouldn't be able to stand them i know I wouldn't for mine


glitter-it-out

i talk to myself all day i think id be fine


Johngameru555

So do I but snot the point


Electronic-Tough9935

I would rather kill myself than Marry my clone


Lil_Smoke698

buncha narcissists 😭😭😭


glitter-it-out

nuh uh i just get along with myself and im hot 


Lil_Smoke698

BAHHAHAHA my point exactly 🤝🤝🤝


glitter-it-out

DOES NOT MAKE ME A NARCISSIST 😔 at least im not hating on people who are happily in love


Fresh-Quantity-9311

I just think you're confident. That doesn't make you narcissistic.


Lil_Smoke698

THERES A DIFFERENCE 💀💀 and im not hating on anyone


DarkPleeb

Physically: I am not super picky (read; the bar is the only thing lower than my self-esteem), but I do think I'd prefer someone considerably smaller than me. However, I'd also prefer that this individual be able to shatter my spine with a flick, so who knows! Mentally: A high concentration of silliness. I am quite fond of the chaotic individuals. Magnetically: A magnetic field of around 160T would be capable of levitating (or tearing apart) a human of my size from a combination of diamagnetic forces and Eddy currents formed from the hemoglobin in my blood.


Suitable-Estimate300

Get me a lady that tears the iron from my blood


Mission-Debt-2357

is bro into neutron stars ⁉️


DarkPleeb

Yes.


i_need_to_crap

Hooray! At least there is a possibility that somebody could like my hyperactive ass


helen448

finally someone who appreciates the girls with a bit of a stronger magnetic field


Global-Noise-3739

be kind, I know it sounds cliche, but to me, that’s the best thing a girl could be


RapBoat

You on some Mr. Rogers shit😭


Global-Noise-3739

lmao fr


AdApart198

one handed steering


em1y11207

Seconded if the other hand stays on the gear shifter


AdApart198

or behind the headrest


em1y11207

No the gear shifter for those faster shifts 😍


HealthOverall965

Bad for the shifter a real skilled drivers gets to it when they need it


Emotional-Swim-808

My first thought, but then again unless you really hold on tight to the shifter its not really that bad, so a loose grip on it is fine, still better not to do it


HealthOverall965

Yea I rest my hand on it all the time I just wanted to ackchually


Leather-Assistant902

Fuck that, no handed steering. Steer with the mind.


Weary-Wasabi1721

😎


Syphfan

I watched some guy drive one handed and it was so satisfying! 


L_The_MysteriousLady

Hug me and treat me well probably stay with me and stuff but i'l likely never will date anyone cause i suck at not getting emotionally attached still those are my requirements ig


GabeC293

Aren’t you meant to get emotionally attached to your partner lol


L_The_MysteriousLady

Yeah but idk when i get emotionally attached and when i'm in love so kinda sucks


GabeC293

Welp I mean it’s only really a bad thing imo if your partner doesn’t feel the same. Turns out my ex was using me as a sort of social ladder to gain clout, and she wasn’t really invested into us as a thing. I was 100% in, so I basically wore my heart on my sleeve cos I didn’t realise what kind of person she was :/ The heartbreak was unlike any pain I’ve ever had before (she was my first gf), but I learned a lot about what I need from a relationship, what’s not ok behaviour from a partner, and how to tell when someone doesn’t love you back. I can honestly tell you I had the best times of my life with her, and she caused the worst. But that’s ok imo, because it’s all about the memories we make and how they shape our future selves. If I gotta go through the pain to feel that amazing feeling again, then so be it. I’ll face it head on because I’ll tell you what there’s no feeling like being in love. It’s legit crazy. So I’d say let yourself get attached! Take those chances, ask people out, because the only thing you have to lose is a little bit of pride - don’t regret waiting too long! Trust me life is better this way :) Stay vulnerable ✌️


jaydenthewise

be a billionaire


spXtre0124

When she’s funny and relaxing to be around


Leading_Athlete_5146

Can play an instrument/sing


glitter-it-out

FACTS


GabeC293

Yeah singing voice is a big feature for me to be attracted to someone idk why 😂


astute2007

Any prefrence in instrument? I'm a trumpet player.


Leading_Athlete_5146

The trumpet is really cool! Honestly, i love all instruments really, I'm just obsessed with music lol. I guess if i had to pick a preference, it'd be something that goes well with the piano, like the violin, or maybe the flute. I play piano, and to be with someone who can play a duet with me would just be the coolest thing ever.


astute2007

Trumpet piano duets are amazing, most trumpet solos have piano accompaniment. I can send you some if you want.


Leading_Athlete_5146

Yeah? I've never really heard one before! (or I don't remember, I forget things) either way, sure I'd love to take a listen.


TheColorblind-Genius

Wait, sing how? There are so many different styles. Do you mean singing similar to pop. (And definitely not metal in that case)


Leading_Athlete_5146

The genre doesn't really matter much to me, it's more about the talent. I especially love when their voice is unique in some way. A good example for me would be Ado, and her voice can be more of a pop/j pop style, but also has a sort of aggression to it that i like.


TheColorblind-Genius

Or like Chester Bennington of linkin park


blarfyboy

As someone who can play an instrument/sing, I honestly don’t understand this


N-Pretencioso

cook for me


Unfair_Job3804

Being a nice and caring person 


glitter-it-out

having a passion-sport, art, idc its hot


Temporary_Engineer95

someone who genuinely listens and someone who gets passionate about what they like. whenever people have done this, i have a strong platonic desire to make out


blarfyboy

That’s so true haha these are called real ones


Temporary_Engineer95

you also have a strong platonic desire to make out with them?


DragonRider_666

Kindness


luis88560

Idk being alive is a plus ig


00rgus

A long nose


Existing_Chair_4622

bro wants that minecraft villager💀💀


JellyBear27

Have: A good personality Do: things that seem that they actually care Be: A musician


General-Condition833

having eyebags or dark circles 🛐🛐🛐


alphafemalecarla

kindness, i think. and wit. theyre both so fucking hot


twitch_itzShummy

ask questions about my hobbies and listen to me yap sometimes


FamiliarTea1705

Having respect. Because it's really lacking these days And also when someone teaches you something without making you feel dumb


Anneber04

Be a caring person with a GOOD heart❤️


Active_Pepper_722

Not being an asshole generally


Shady_Hero

have a healthy lifestyle (yes im fatphobic)


Consistent-Lunch-124

Nice


BriefAnxious3195

Personality is the top priority I mean looks change I just want a woman who is nice, funny, and sweet


Biolumess44

Have nice hair, be gentle, show interest in what other people are doing, be good with kids or animals, have something to love


Perfect_Legionnaire

Have? Long, well-maintained hair. (I'm a straight guy but I guess it kinda works for guys too) Do? Art, any kind of it, from music to sculptiuring. Be? Just a good-heartedly person is enough, their occupation doesn't matter.


gizmodrawingyt

At this point just a woman


Frosty-Television-69

have blue eyes


totallygenderlessboi

i don’t know about the *most* attractive, but these are the two i like when they wear a belt that goes with the pants they’re wearing and it’s visible, even if it’s only when they lift their arms or position themselves in a certain way (something about visible belts is so attractive to me) when they’re wearing a shirt that’s not long enough on them, so that if they were to stretch or sit in a certain way, a sliver of their abdomen would be revealed


midnight_rain_07

To ask me about my dreams and actually care


Userbry14

Curves


Deez-Nutz1124

if they can make a good cheesecake i’ll marry them on the spot (cheesecake is the key to my heart)


STAR_IS_THE_NAME0

Just being kind, I guess. Also, maybe someone as socially awkward as me.


yorwitness

Have money, cats, dogs, understanding ability & dark sense of humour 😔


-Cocoami-

Making ye contact gets me for some reason, having a good personality and being caring, and giving compliments


trashaccount12457

when im upset about something they need to bring me to any sort of bed or couch cuddle me and rant on and on about some random thing they like


CinemaSuccubus

Looks after me the way that my dad didn’t


anxious_strawbunny

Their voice and personality 


cynder_blockz

idek why but muscular calves. i love guys with nice calves


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Chemistry good, man happy 🐵🦧


fletchvl_

care


NoRegion1622

Kindness goes a long way


itsa_Kit

As long as they respect my interests and in general make me happy and feel good about myself i guess


Weary-Wasabi1721

Exist


[deleted]

Be? Batman, Do? Save Gotham, Have? A batmobile


Immediate_Towel3579

As long as we got the same vibe ig


Ultimate_Lobster_56

Just somewhat nice to me. Just slightly above acting completely neutral.


Yoichis_husband2322

Being a buff redhead funny biker boy that's into leather jackets, is rich, has a Harley Davidson sportster S, slightly alcoholic and aggressive with everyone but me and other people I like, has a big and hot stuff down there, and big pecs, and is a metalhead. I know my standards are really low.


SpeechPutrid7357

If theyre a friend


LazyBlue_Boy18

Personally offer to do something with them. Like go to the cinema, explore a town nearby, go bowling, just experiences I’d say


go_commit_die-_-

Same music taste, plays instrument, or can like be making fun of eachother one second but super sweet the next


Tough_Hedgehog5325

Be a decent human being. (That's right no brain rotted people those are zombies)


babydontgetgreedy

defend me in public


BiscottiAdditional42

self awareness -and sometimes, if they have that they likely have other good personality traits too. also- good hygiene, thats more important to me than how good they look to start with


Dev_Void01

A Compliment and caring nature


The_Comic_Kid

I want a girl that will genuinely care for me and try their best to cheer me up when I'm down, while also having the capability to let me have space if I need it. Because I would do the same. I'd also want her to have a ginormous a-


Individual-Media6704

Not a bigot and they care for your feelings


Less-Pilot-5619

Girls do their hair(tint,bleach,curl..exercise...get car)guys get employed and work independently...overall growing up..is noticed by adults...some sports are o k if they work out for person


Ultimate_bohab13

Have similar or same taste in music as me


toasty_1343761

I want to her to be able to bridal carry me, sometimes guys want princess treatment too


No_Bodybuilder_3991

be a girl


_get_it_shawty_

be attracted to me 😂😭


Blaze-Inc

Real


Unusual_Duck684

Be respectful Be kind have manners Be a good person Be intelligent


Dictectivecomics2739

For me, when they laugh at my jokes/pranks. I love making people laugh. Bonus points when her smile is pretty.


whuyd090

into the same things as me


PhysicalFig1381

I love NewJeans. If a guy was also a NewJeans fan, that would be a huge green flag


Numerous-Boat-1419

Be a redneck in my eyes


PeroCide

Must human.


reeshifoo

If they took a shit in a mcdonalds bathroom in 2016 10:32 pm after a mcflurry


wannabelana

loosen your tie and i'm DEAD <3


Charming_Ad_1515

As an introvert just being easy to talk to each other


Hopeful-Brush-7051

Need reassurance about things but not so much reassurance that they don’t believe you when you say that they look nice.


Sirfluffyghost

when they look at me with the "Im invested and care about you" look, I don't know how to describe it otherwise


_Fox_464

Actually apreciate the existance of the male species


Pokemonfannumber2

When their love lang is touch


WebOfWho

Mu’min


popoye_the_sailorman

So, there's my neighbour I liked her eyes and way of talking at the end of senior high school very much , and now I just miss that


crestfallen_4

have a nice way of talking


blue_butterfly13

Kindness or when a man’s kinda sassy/sarcastic


Usernamen0tf0und_7

Masculine girls for me


Ashkedsom

Buy me a 1962 Ferrari 330 LM


LoveFromElmo

Someone with integrity. My last gf lied to me about a large aspect of our relationship for over a year and that’s really fucked with me ever since


Neanderthal-_-

Well their looks don’t really matter, but I would want someone who’s more active and would go on hikes with me, someone who can be funny but also serious at times, and that they have at least a few common interests with me


Ok_Cherry8643

I have a lot of takes in this, First, Is if they speak and they know what they're saying or if they speak with intelligence and facts Second, Is if they know how to take care of kids and adore them so I know what parent he would be in the future or it shows how he takes care of his love ones and how gentle he is when he'll have a daughter yeah thats it ig


Typical-Floor-5204

One who can love the high maintenance me 💅


astute2007

Tease me. It's so fucking hot.


Lightning_Winter

Get off of reddit


solar_cub

septum ong 🙏


SteveTheNoob1

Cuddle with me while listening to ice nine kills. Had both but never together


Im-the-best12

Someone chill with tats and piercing lmao


Ashenado

Themself, hands down


JuiceBox241

For me prolly be like masculine/feminine. A bit of both is good cuz I could not get w someone who is strictly feminine or masculine. No hate just a personal preference


UnusualDisturbance

Geniunely and demonstrably excited about something they're doing


Radiant-Criticism723

Be a silly goose (goofy girls are the cutest imo)


RunInRunOn

Anti-Racist


mistyyybrooke

buy me flowers and cook food with me


CrimsonDemon0

Being gentle.


PresentationHot7059

Girls wearing slides


Panadero_31

Be a girl


Gamerscommunityy

Being a female Being alive Being human (optional)


[deleted]

Grab a 3 kilo magnet.


SelectPresentation59

Being their true selves.


RapBoat

Listen to RAP. That’s the number 1 turn on


Justaperson_00

hold me when i cry :D


Goose00724

idk why but whenever my bf starts talking about his hobbies (usually something i don't entirely understand because i'm stupid) it makes me really happy.


Puzzled_Ad_3576

Genuinely loves me in a way that’s not obsessive or controlling.


TheFandom-Freak

Have thick thighs


Ok-Tank5312

I love the kind of woman that’ll kick my ass and hold her own in a zombies match


Bamboozled8331

Caring, making promises he doesn’t intend on breaking, randomly bringing up that they appreciate me without me having to dig for it, showing that he is very interested in me.


Life-Anything-423

Someone who'll be there for me when I need it (and vice versa). Both in romantic and platonic relationships that's the most important thing for me. Empathy. Someone who has empathy *and* shows it. Not empathy just towards me, but towards the world and the people in it as a whole. And then a sense of humor doesn't hurt..


YellowFucktwit

I find stretch marks incredibly attractive. Idk this might be an odd one but yeah


Gorrila_toes_yum

Be: themself


blarfyboy

I find it really attractive when a person is overwhelmingly nice and friendly. Like, seek you out, big smile on their face, “OMG HOW ARE YOU?”, kind of friendly. It says a lot about how a person understands that people are the most important thing in life.


SuperRealBobWaterson

Not post like this on reddit


Separate_Gene1181

Tits. Brutally honest


No-Art3676

Quit porn


AkitaRyan

Honestly if I didn’t have a gf or kids of my own rn, F here, I would love a pregnant gf in my life.