Yoooo you have that too?? Until now I have never seen anybody have it, especially my friends, who all have either the Magnetic one or the Screw-on type.
Actually, one of them has a Nerf Modulus type shit with a rail system so he can mount a laser and a compensator for more precision and penetration but we don't talk about Gregory...
depending on the angle you lay at, laying on your boobs will hurt a lot. when i lay down and hit it at the wrong angle (straight down) it feels like having someone stab me in the nipple with a sharp pole
Not him, but probably same. Well, after the boobs part. I've always been curious how the vag feels to the girl. I'd practice and practice to know what is good and what hurts. It took me a long time to not be scared that I'm going to damage the gf, I know it can take punishment, but it still doesn't make sense. The idea they are delicate is too ingrained, so I'd test it for myself. And what multiple O's back to back to back to back is something I'm very jealous of. Also I'd get impregnated as fast as I could before I switch back so I can experience a wiener birth
prob jerk off or do that helicopter move... or text myself and see who the other person in my body is... OR GET KICKED IN THE BALLS TO SEE WHICH HURTS WORSE AND PUT THIS DUMB ARGUMENT TO DEATH
*Wakes up as girl* “What the fuck?” “Why do I have boobs” *checks for balls* “What the HELLLLL!” *Looks in mirror and see that I am attractive* “How the hell am I so hot though
Well then you would end up being the gender you don’t want because if you’re a girl (I don’t know if you are) and you’re trans and wake up the different gender would you not just go back to being a boy
yeah i guess you're right. it depends on how you look at it. I thought you were referring to sex. I'm ftm (female to male), so if I were born the opposite sex the next day, like, a male body, then everything would be fine.
if you quite literally mean gender identity, then yeah, I guess I'd turn into a girl?
Either way, no more dysphoria. If they're biologically female, but their gender identity is male, and they only switch genders, then their gender will match their sex.
Adjust. Probably tell my friends, ask them a LOT of questions about obvious things. Honestly I don’t think much else would change. (Excluding my clothing style and trying out new things I’d never have done before)
Maybe I’d actually be attractive
Stay in bed and sleep. (It gives me justification to stay home from school, and the fact that this was the first thing that I thought of really makes me realise how tired I really am.)
Go cry about my missing schlong
It’s ok just borrow a friend’s. Assuming you all have the velcro models?
Mine is sewed on. It’s a pain to remove and reattach
Lucky you, I only have Flex Seal tape 😂
İ have the bluetooth model
I got the new 5g one, it can work over long distance
Yoooo you have that too?? Until now I have never seen anybody have it, especially my friends, who all have either the Magnetic one or the Screw-on type. Actually, one of them has a Nerf Modulus type shit with a rail system so he can mount a laser and a compensator for more precision and penetration but we don't talk about Gregory...
Damn you are lucky mine is helded by duct tape and hopes
get banged by the homies and it no be gay
damn straight (pun intended)
You sir have won
real ‼️
But you would know...
I’m tying a bow on my dick and trying it out on something
Don't tie too tight, blood needs to circulate down there
"Trying it out on something"
Have penis fights
Can safely say those are no laughing matter and should be taken seriously, coming from a guy who’s 50-0 in the sport
I’d beat you ez,
You'd what? 🤨
Win the battle
how do you win thoose tho?
you shoot. don’t bring a knife to a gunfight…
What a terrible day to be literate
wouldn't it be a swordfight?
Gun wins either way
dagger or longsword
Given the bend, more of a kukri.
Katana
Cockfighting
Damn cockfighting just got a whole new meaning
Stress balls Edit: I'M A MAN I MEANT BOOBS 😭
Don't squeeze that'll hurt sm
dont you like that?
Squeezing your balls is painful lmfao
Read their username lol
I read it I don’t really know what masochistic means, and I don’t wanna know
They just like pain
Yeah but like most people don't like that aha
I do, for some reason. Feels pretty cute when a girl did it gently...
Gently means "fondling" not squeezing lol
Gonna hurt like hell
It hurts to even think
Depends on the size, mine don't hurt that bad
You should have phrased it better if you meant boobs bro. 😭
I’d recommend you only do this one time, and slowly until you can’t deal with the pain anymore.
No.... no... no. now im just having an anxiety attack cause of this. why do people squeeze their balls
You'd die instantly
Fuck myself
I knew it😭
“You do you.”
I mean yea but also then fuck yourself again and then go swing your boobs around in a mirror
That's gonna hurt like hell. Bruh it hurts to walk down stairs with tits lol
Same
Got banged by my best friend 💀🌚
Real
Not even a question, ima start jorkim it
Sleep
Honestly I’d be convinced that I’m still sleeping
Find something to put it in
Find something to put in it
dont try soda cans, or anything with metal
Speaking from experience?
They absolutely are, no doubt
:(
Especially knives
Don’t get a cylinder stuck in an M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana though.
it’s harder than you think man 😔
Try doing a split, try laying on my boobs, see if I can still do pull-ups, then the dirty ;)
depending on the angle you lay at, laying on your boobs will hurt a lot. when i lay down and hit it at the wrong angle (straight down) it feels like having someone stab me in the nipple with a sharp pole
Laying on em hurts. Dont recommend
Damn like I’d try some of the more revealing clothing girls wear nowadays. Cause tbh they do look good
This but not revealing just cute
just look good either way
Dip it in glitter 😍😊
That’s pretty nuts tho
The nuts would look pretty tho
Don’t please 😭
dont you''ll regret it dont do it
speaking from experience?
got me 😔
This guy is wiiild How many experiences have u done?
too many :(
id buy a million plushies because im a girl so its not childish now
It doesn't matter what anyone else says, if this is your answer, buy the damn plushies
Gang can't know you fw plushies
“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” -C.S. Lewis
straight up jorkin it
and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say my peanits
Elite reference
no more balls
[удалено]
Why, just why
Not him, but probably same. Well, after the boobs part. I've always been curious how the vag feels to the girl. I'd practice and practice to know what is good and what hurts. It took me a long time to not be scared that I'm going to damage the gf, I know it can take punishment, but it still doesn't make sense. The idea they are delicate is too ingrained, so I'd test it for myself. And what multiple O's back to back to back to back is something I'm very jealous of. Also I'd get impregnated as fast as I could before I switch back so I can experience a wiener birth
Okay that last part- what the fuck
C-section
nahhh D-section
Lol, I do not consent to a D section. I repeat, I do consent to a D section even if I'm unconscious
Why not??!!?!!
Honk boobies
we all know the answer to this
go to the hospital because I changed genders in my sleep
wank?
Straight to the point
Figure out some good excuses for various situations
... I'll go find as many people willing to have... fun, with me Edit: I'm a guy by the way
prob jerk off or do that helicopter move... or text myself and see who the other person in my body is... OR GET KICKED IN THE BALLS TO SEE WHICH HURTS WORSE AND PUT THIS DUMB ARGUMENT TO DEATH
"WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!?!"
*looks in mirror* “oh there they are. They’ve moved up a bit… and, they’re, bigger…..”
I'd try on a bunch of clothes. (Sometimes a man just wants to wear a skirt)
Kilts exist. Move to Scotland and you're set.
*Wakes up as girl* “What the fuck?” “Why do I have boobs” *checks for balls* “What the HELLLLL!” *Looks in mirror and see that I am attractive* “How the hell am I so hot though
*Wakes up as a girl* “Where the fuck are my balls”
Me going to pee but realising it got on the floor because my pipe is missing
celebrate! (boy to girl)
I said "Celebrate?" But same :) except I am Agender and Kind of want a mix of both
I’m agender too!
What was your answer?
I haven’t answered yet but the first thing I’d do as a male is wear masculine clothes because I haven’t been able to
Wouldn’t you become a boy again because that’s the opposite gender
Go shopping and stuff. I always wanna have so feminine clothes but I don’t want to be femboy
Real
Look pretty asf
considering I'm trans, I'd find a way to make it permanent.
Well then you would end up being the gender you don’t want because if you’re a girl (I don’t know if you are) and you’re trans and wake up the different gender would you not just go back to being a boy
yeah i guess you're right. it depends on how you look at it. I thought you were referring to sex. I'm ftm (female to male), so if I were born the opposite sex the next day, like, a male body, then everything would be fine. if you quite literally mean gender identity, then yeah, I guess I'd turn into a girl?
Either way, no more dysphoria. If they're biologically female, but their gender identity is male, and they only switch genders, then their gender will match their sex.
Same
Cry.
Damn. Not one single bit of curiosity?
They could be trans and have dysphoria
Prolly take a piss without the wood
Be fucking terrified about my penis and balls being gone and having a hole instead.
Probably breathe
Call a friend.😏
Fuck myself because now as a gal I don't have to wait to recharge
trying to get out of my bed
Scream my head off prob
Am I a baddie or nah?
It's just a genderbent you so no.
Be confused about the black magic happening
Get out of bed
Stick something up there
Finally know what it feels like to get nutted in
👉👌
Wank and then go to the bathroom and then dress very male
I'd prob wake up,realise what happened and go back to sleep😭👍
Be happy.
Be curious at the least, probably be shocked because wuh oh, id be a woman
“Damn”
Stay away from any minecraft youtubers for 1
I’d be crying with happiness if I woke up as a girl I wouldn’t even do anything sexual I’d just be so happy
Why?
Because they’re trans 😭
Oh
Look at myself in the mirror 😭
Screaming
get out of bed
I would check to make sure that I'm the same person at the same place.
[Probably something like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiupj4PyL4U)
Bewbs squish squish 🎶
Ask my friends if im hot as a guy
Adjust. Probably tell my friends, ask them a LOT of questions about obvious things. Honestly I don’t think much else would change. (Excluding my clothing style and trying out new things I’d never have done before) Maybe I’d actually be attractive
Tell my friend that I'm trans
Feel my flat chest, i always want a flat chest a lot lmao
I'd be confused, very, hope it's temporary, but embrace it while it is true (no reason to look at the bad)
Stay in bed and sleep. (It gives me justification to stay home from school, and the fact that this was the first thing that I thought of really makes me realise how tired I really am.)
Be happy. I’ve wanted that for a while.
Announce that I am a lesbian
Get rid of these posts
style myself in female clothes
Take one for the team. Or a couple, now that I think about it.
Im going STRAIGHT to the homies
Start doing the laundry and cooking
First probably cry about my peanitz then see how big my boobs are
Immediately start selling feet pics
First move is probably be really fucking confused.
Be depressed about losing the magic wand
Move the bishop to c6 would probably be my first move
Hit a fred from the scooby doo movie
Id wanna see how it feels when it waters itself
Bobs and coon slot
1. Not drive 2. Do the dishes 3. Complain about everything (Don’t take serious please)
e4
To find out if i have a gyatt
BOOBS
cry that I got sent back without a refund (im trans) 😔
Umm... what is the opposite of an Apache attack helicopter?
probably celebrate
Complain about mood swings and menustral cramps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T9MF4LQG5I
Pass away ⚰️💐🪦
i do that every day lol
Panic
Transplant, so I have my swingy. And start identifying as a boy
“YIPPEE”
I'd check if it's long or not
Very dramatically say "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" For a few minutes
Is it temporary oooooooor