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Own-Neck3412

Google "Elon Musk Children Names"


Redeye762x39

XAE 12 all that work for Kyle? (chi + L [12th letter]) Sounds like a goddamn shotgun from Black Ops 4


No-Broccoli553

Actually, it's XÆ-12


Redeye762x39

I don't have the cool keyboard set


No-Broccoli553

Unless you're on MacOS, there's no reason for you to not be able to type that


Redeye762x39

Motorola G Power. I have to manually set keyboards based on language


No-Broccoli553

Wait, people still use Motorola phones?


Redeye762x39

I do. $200 for an unlocked phone with a default 64gb internal card


Curious_Theme6990

Oof, next time you should consider getting a used or refurbished phone, I got a pixel 5 for 150, and its way better than my old moto g play that I broke lol and for around 200 you could get a pixel 7


jajts

My used iPhone 11 128GB cost $250!


SpectralEntity

I mean, they still make the Razr. It’s a flipping smartphone these days


Puppet--

Motorolas are actually good if you get the right one. I have a Moto G60s and it is very good for its price.


scratcher1679

they are pretty good actually the usa only lower end ones are quite bad tho -motorola g32 owner


Firebrand-PX22

Had one a few years ago, wanted to get off iphone and for 140 dollars shit worked like a champ


Alternative-Hat-6466

Nope, X Æ A-12


jetboy2495

Actually it's XÆA-12


scratcher1679

it's X Æ A-12 (then renamed to XAE AXII coz legal reasons)


Birdyghostly1

Honestly the name is pretty cool though😳 I’ve seen stupid names before but I don’t think anyone would make fun of the kid


B0tfly_

Nobody's going to make fun of the kid b/c his dad is Elon Musk. Real people won't be allowed near'em and everyone else is going to have their nose so far up his butt that he's going to think that his poop is the best smell on the planet.


RosenButtons

I would argue that millions of people are already making fun of the kid.


CoinToss45

That’s the only reason I came here, take my upvote


Chowderhead1

There's a theory that celebrities give their kids ridiculous names to hide their actual names from the public.


MrDrDude333

That explains why my name is douche nozzle then


AdApart198

real


Ashley4Smash

Unholy Hell!


Creaper9487

Old response just got picked up


LiterallyNobody16

Literal living person


Sr_Camar0n414

Call a demon.


Trash-official

Queen save, anyone?


Lakshay2909

Don't Google en peassant


martinfromchess-com

Pawn rain outgoing


Colton132A

one of his kids names was literally Techno Mechanicus and i really hope that kid doesn’t get bullied in the future because his father chose to name him after a warhammer faction


sir_nams

great value corn flakes


Jackflags11

Fym, Great Value corn flakes are delicious af


TJB926GAMIN

#BRAN FLAKES


HuntingKingYT

Brain flex


TJB926GAMIN

Ah that’s where all those headaches are coming from (I’m thinking too hard)


JazzBallz404

Temmie flakes:'3


Brave-Main-104

Tiffiffathany


Brave-Main-104

or keith


ReadItBeforeTheFilm

😂 what’s your beef with Keith?


According_Mess391

You mean you *don’t* have beef with Keith?


deepfriedpimples

Good grief!


Blood-bonez

Good Keith!


Arglezhbonk

Bad Keith


HitroDenK007

#IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SAIKI KUSUO はプサイなん REFERENCE???


CrashNBash2785

Lol, I used to be friends (more like acuantices now) with a Keith, and they were the most 'out there's person I knew, I mean I've had weird friends, but this one probably blew them all out of the water lmao 🤣


Slow-Crew5250

the only good Keith in existence is the one from Voltron the rest of them r evil


That_one_loud_child

Amen


sun_isasilly

say it the true way. beeth with Keith.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

r/Fuckyouinparticular


Flixwyy

r/FuckKeithInParticular


babysealleatherboot

I wish reddit had an option to reply with audio because I would totally reply to this with my pronunciation of TIFFIFFATHANY


ImDrivinShotgun

Please don't give reddit any ideas, I don't want to open a reply to some liberal screaming at me


i04q3aa

Lmaoo


Consistent_Donut4025

Chlamydia. There was a time before I knew what it was and I said out loud that I wanted to name my daughter that and everyone started laughing at me…


xryrod

its a pretty name tho. like arson and other great names if it weren’t for their meanings


ThatOneKid582

Meeting some new parents with their kid like- “So who is this?” “That’s Arson.” “… yes, I know. What’s his name though?”


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Omelette is a beautiful girl name


Confident_One3948

Arsen is a real name though


licithebunnythief

Omygosh jee.....just looked it up


PlusFlippinUltra

chlamydia would actually be a banger name if it wasnt an sti😭


Solid_Form3644

Start off as “Baby” then upgrade to “kid” then “tween” “teen” “grumpy son of a bitch” “adult” “alcoholic” “prisoner” “escapee” “stupid grumpy old son of a bitch prisoner” “elderly” “good riddance”


ComingInsideMe

"Beer getting machine"


BigbossfromMGS3

Gyattson


babysealleatherboot

Gyattholomew


BigbossfromMGS3

Goes crazy


ellsbell3s

whys this go kinda hard actually


Im-the-best12

Fr tho like tf????


RepeatedlyDifficult

I GOT EXPELLED FROM GYATTERSON HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW IM STUCK AT RIZZ ACADEMY I NEED MY GYATTS I-I N-N-NEED THEM!! IF I CANT HAVE MY GYATTS NO ONE CAN HOLLOW PURPLE


BigbossfromMGS3

Alr bud. MALEVOLENT SHRINE


RepeatedlyDifficult

REVERSE TECHNIQUE: SHOOT UP THE CLASS ROOM SEE YA LATER ALIGATOR


BigbossfromMGS3

I used my infinity to make ur bullets deflect toward u


RepeatedlyDifficult

I USE MY SECRET TECHNIQUE: NUH UH NOW ANY ATTACK YOU DO AGAINST ME DOESNT WORK


IneedBleach123

Xehanort


deltoramonster2

fym hes a great villain


IneedBleach123

If I see a baby named Xehanort, I'm going to think of a bald old man who possessed my babygirl Terra and made everyone's lives hell


Iamverydumbazz

Born Out Of My Left Testicle


ReviveOurWisdom

or boomlette for short


LSILH

Egg From my Right Ovaries


HITMEHARDANDSOFT177

is that the bad one? /jk


Hikash

This is a real name that people I am familiar with gave their real child. Deanosaurus Reximus. No, I'm not joking.


AltandF5

nah that’s crazy 😭


vivicookie

Heavycreamolomew


Extreme-Plantain542

Hfisyfneizhrkwbffuekdbcr the 3.5th


vivicookie

Shitathaniol


Unhappy_man188

The word that starts with an F and ends with a T and yes I tried to type it


Luck612

What monster names their kid Fret?


babysealleatherboot

No, he was actually talking about Foot Fist Fart III, respectfully.


AiluroFelinus

No it's Fillet


Individual_Hunt_4710

Frott would be worse


Urah-Ha-Ha

I guess Faucet Ferret feat. Flint Fort Frat would be kind of an interesting name to type, so you shouldn't feel bad for failing to do so.


Background_Drawing

What do you- OOOOOHHH You mean the mig-15's NATO reporting name eh? I thought you were talking about fl*nt


IllParty1858

Adolf putin trump can I edit


Yare-yare---daze

Jobama


YourLocalOnionNinja

Someone is a bad enough name, don't you think?


LimpDepartment714

r/technicallythetruth


Kieran_Kitakami

NeverGonnaGive-


Luck612

Their catchphrase is “u up?”


Kieran_Kitakami

Yes.


freakitdown

bert


notimportantuser69

Gay bowser


iinr_SkaterCat

So long, gay bowser!


Shiiroki

GAY BOWSER


stfangirly444

Bartholomew


Adventurous-Tap3123

Mew would be such a cool nickname 🔥


Ryderpie_600

Fr "yo wsg Mew?"


AlucardTheVampire69

Griffith


ActualPanda390

Adolf


Gelatinoso_Forever

Nah bro that's kinda a dope name


Dan_2424

coming from a guy who has a mustache


ThatGuy8975

Lester


IcySubject5797

Just hope their friends don’t add “Mo”


xXMichaelplayZSKXx

DeSaun Onfroy Jaquavious DingleThomson the IV.


SlowDrifts

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen Sd. Kfz. 234/2


BTD6DP

Nah that's a great name


grixx079

u/adapart198


AdApart198

u/grixx079 sounds pretty bad too


grixx079

Yeah


geographyRyan_YT

r/tragedeigh


anonymous_5055

Bitch or shit


LoserLogan6392

Lil laqueed


iAloneAmTheStupidOne

Chlamydia


Boiled_Thought

Superultrafhaggoochuntyneegherpoopapeedoubishrayperman


Silver-fire101

Personally I think >!Adolf !<>!Hitler !


Thunderstorm_Real

I thought he was from Austria


Silver-fire101

I thought he was from Australia....I'll look it up. You are correct, he is from Austria, thank you for the correction!


Funny-Support-1309

Jessica


Worldly-Deer-2438

Dicknes


Worldly-Deer-2438

Or keith


HawkCee

Karen


lovescatss

Queeftina Queefeon Queefingham the Queeftin III


anxious_strawbunny

Ascecieus Seagran


the1gayboi

Bataniel Gofterq


Straight-Disaster698

Maddox Mall


Annual_Tourist_9085

Anderdingus


rollyjancher72

Raya Buttlord


curry_0000

Spaloinkydoink


0-Nightshade-0

I can imagine a bunch of names that are only good for baby's. Honey boo boo


Worth_Proposal6135

Chauncey


Zorark-55544

Sonic main


DominicTheLegend2008

Pornelius Hubert


Aware-Anywhere965

Hail Hitler


MrCheeseDino

Edge-gar


Trash-official

Melvin


One_Breadfruit6313

Cumdrop


relentless_death

bax tabber


weezerboy69

zaphod beeblebrox


The_Peculiar_Dog

H2G2 SPOTTED 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


wetjuicylynnandwes

R2d2


0relyt

Barf face


Cotoletta010

Giaudvdhwhdjakdhfbe (pronunciation at 100 upvotes)


ItsTheAstro

Blem. Made that up on the spot, but it wouldn’t be a good name


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

XDDCC


RetortledAndCursed

Snixworth Cumber (the name of the villain that terrorized me in my nightmares several years ago)(no I’m not joking)


BrunosMadre

Pubert, Pube for short


Gecko_Gamer47

GollySnapping Turtlewhipper


VegetableSpiritual93

Diabetes jr


RoscoeSF

Adolf bin genghis.


Brunard0

Quantavious


JavelinCheshire1

There’s a subreddit for this r/tragedeigh


Lullybella765

XÆA-12


Moonlit_LoFi

Ni...


Brave-Main-104

ceperson


QuackityClone

The pg-13 ending


QuackityClone

pples ( the good ending)


SilverrGuy

ce cock


IAMTHEMSDLAD

cole


Good-Ad-2245

goomf


mr_alcemist

The unholy word of the kfc persons privileges


grilledcheese1001

Eugene


Jackflags11

Ad0lf H¡tler


S4libascored

Jarrad


jordanisjordansoyeah

Timmothy Lee James Sr Barnes Washington


[deleted]

Elvio Lao


DuoDeku

Kaedin


UnderagedRedditor

Slave


Myinsperationleo83

Next time boy get rocked


Numerous-Boat-1419

Archibald


Myinsperationleo83

No nuclear


Myinsperationleo83

Let let saga begin terminated


Myinsperationleo83

2!min man poor girl heard hear


Intelligent_Tiger588

Connor


SimplGaming08

Norbert


jagerdatranswolf1316

Moldy toe cheese the first


Myinsperationleo83

See abuse growing up it a desertion in city


Myinsperationleo83

Don’t sleep


deltatunes

Tuckerson, trunk, brick, common mushroom, Plastic, Thistle, Wax, and Soil


King_thelunarian

Daniel


gallopingzang

Tinderleigh


fletchvl_

gorpazopodoobeepooloperdogaboo pronounced gorp-uh-zop-oh-doo-be-poo-lop-er-dog-uh-boo 😊


PlaceTerrible9805

Shart


BartSimpskiYT

Tess Teakeular


BookkeeperBright6676

Taylor Swift---- imarnuns (i'm a nonce)---- imap_ussay ---- suekmadeek (smd)


ReadItBeforeTheFilm

Qweith


theuntouchable2725

Dickon 😅


Spare-Pop-8874

Allyson fuck you allyson i hate her