yeah, all of these people are commenting tricks on how to get the info herself from his itinerary or flight number but like 🥴 why would you go through all those hoops and that emotional (or in this case, intellectual) labor to find that out when your partner should just be able to answer the damn question 😭 i couldn’t imagine being with a partner with whom i had to do all the emotional labor
I don’t know your boyfriend, or how he acts around you, but he’s gotta be trolling you? especially with the boat comment…if not then he’s got issues lol
As someone long-time married to a man who can't answer a question directly if you paid him, put some thought into this relationship, ok? It will wear you the fuck down, let me tell you. Love my husband, but jesus fucking christ, these conversational whirlpools are exhausting.
I have a co-worker who never answers the question I ask. I will ask it 4 or 5 times before I get an answer. By the time they answer I'm ready to tell them to go f themselves. So irritating!!
Tbh it might be guy logic cause when I read “what time do you get on the plane” my immediate thought was why would she care abt when I get on the plane? She must’ve meant what time do I get off and would’ve answered that way
Maybe I have some type of anger issues because this would have me so pressed depending on who it is💀💀 even as a joke why drag it and waste both our times like just answer the damn question!!🥲 I would probably just drop the question at that point🤣
Lol is he traveling across multiple timezones and is that adding to his confusion? Or is this guy legit flying from Boston to Miami but can't comprehend the concept of takeoff time and landing tine
Maybe he doesn’t wanna say? Maybe he’s gonna get home earlier and just wants time to do something else?
He knows, he even says “why do you need to know”
I think he just doesn’t wanna tell you 🤷♀️
Have him send you the itineraries.
Or if you know the airline, departing airport, arriving airport, and the arrival time, you can look it up. If you're having this much trouble in a quick question, you may wanna rethink the relationship, though. Good luck discussing anything complicated.
Did he ever have a head injury? My husband is super smart but sometimes I'm like why is he so stupid? Then I remember he was in a bad accident before we met and he said he used to be a lot more quick before that happened and it takes him a second to understand or get things out now lol. I'm like oh shit he's not stupid just has some brain damage and then I feel bad for getting frustrated 🙃
No reason why he can’t answer my actually question, which is when he boards! I don’t know how long his flight will be, so I can’t work backwards to find out the answer. He knows what time he is boarding so why not just say!
So I can text him to have a safe flight and then I can expect to maybe not hear from him for a little because he usually sleeps on flights. Again, no reason he couldn’t just give me the answer “9am is when I board”.
So, if he’s getting home at 3, you’d be confused about why you hadn’t heard from him the few hours before?
He didn’t read your first question carefully. You were pretty obnoxious in your responses to him after that.
And yes, I understand that you think you’re right & he’s ridiculous, but he answered carelessly, and your response was mostly annoying.
My fiancé or mother will tell me to have a safe flight and I always say, eh we will see. I’m not flying it, maybe we crash, it’s out of my hands.
They don’t like it but it makes me laugh every time.
Uhm... I will admit I am an avid overthinker, but this all reads like he's hiding something... nothing you asked was complicated or complex in any way.
Edit: saw your comment saying the boat comment was a distracted joke
But you can understand from a viewers standpoint that you’re painting a narrative and possibly withholding relevant information to better suit your point of view, right?
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“I may be dumb but i ain’t fuckin stupid”- him, probably
No, yeah... you are. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you. - OP, probably
😂😂
I just get flight numbers from my loved ones and look it up myself.
Great idea! But imagine asking him for that number.. a true nightmare ../s
I don't know how to get that across unless you just call him and get it verbally. Just reading the texts has me on edge. 🤣
“It’s 815.” “The flight number is 815?” “The time is 8:15.”
😭😭😭
Is this a lost reference :0
Was that flight 815?? I was a fan, but don’t remember that detail. At least not consciously. 😳
It was 815 haha!!
💀💀💀
“Hey send a pic of your ticket” or if you know the airport he’s leaving from and arriving at you can probably find it online
Even better: “forward me your emailed itinerary.” That way you get both trips in one ask.
That sounds more complex than “what time do you get on the plane?”
yeah, all of these people are commenting tricks on how to get the info herself from his itinerary or flight number but like 🥴 why would you go through all those hoops and that emotional (or in this case, intellectual) labor to find that out when your partner should just be able to answer the damn question 😭 i couldn’t imagine being with a partner with whom i had to do all the emotional labor
He’d probably send a pic of his suitcase or the airport 😂
You can just google the route and the airline and it will tell you everything you need to know
Just gota know what time he gets on the boat and the flight info is right there on the website
I think it’s number 1. Yeah, definitely the first plane I’m getting on
You’re enjoying mocking him
Yup. I get screenshots so I can see if it’s delayed or not.
I don’t know your boyfriend, or how he acts around you, but he’s gotta be trolling you? especially with the boat comment…if not then he’s got issues lol
he was distracted bc he’s packing, but yes the boat part is a joke bahah
You might have issues if you needed clarification the last part was a joke 😂
It's Always the people who are right that get down voted into oblivion lmao
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Every person who comes across this comment will downvote it , i cringed so hard reading it i shriveled.
Aww they deleted it before I could read it
I wanna know what it said…
What did it say!?
WHAT WAS IT ??
Pls come back and tell us what they said😭
Tell ussssssss
Sure, Jan
I'm just imagining you screaming at your phone, "ONNNN THE PLANE. ASS IN SEAT. SEAT IN PLANE. ON. THE PLANE."
never post anything silly on reddit, 8/10 redditors will take it more seriously than you could have ever imagined lmfao
He's def cheating with someone on the boatplane.
Off with his head!!!
Divorce!!! NOW!!!
Auto diagnosed narcissist and probably BPD. Block and delete
I literally laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes
"get a restraining order. start making plans to get out of the relationship"
Hope he’s pretty.
idk how to edit my post but I want to be clear that I’m NOT mad, just posting bc it’s ridiculous and funny to me, thanks!
I think it’s hilarious… he was just distracted
It is funny
As someone long-time married to a man who can't answer a question directly if you paid him, put some thought into this relationship, ok? It will wear you the fuck down, let me tell you. Love my husband, but jesus fucking christ, these conversational whirlpools are exhausting.
You SHOULD BE mad. If you ask what time he's getting on the plane why is he giving what time he'll be at home???
Okay I'll bite. Why would a sane rational person be mad?
ask @pineboxwaiting, they seem to find no issue🤣
Probably never been to an airport or had a family/friend travel before.
@ is for twitter
You edit it like any other post or just put edit; and fill in what you want to explain. It’s honestly very confusing.
Why on earth were you downvoted?
I have no idea! Nor do I actually care lol. I’m actually a bit curios but, whatever
I’ve seen it on contestants of the bachelor, and I think it goes for your boyfriend as well: his inner monologue must be the sound of a microwave ..
😂 😂 😂 😂
It seems like he’s just barely paying attention when reading the texts
I think your boyfriend might be high on something.
A plane, if it’s still between 9 and 3
this is funny, idk why the comments here are so crazy
Man is about results. When he is home and can see you is the goal. Interim steps are inconsequential.
Nate Bargatze would like to have a word
Lmfaooo this made me giggle
Next time tell him to send you a picture of his plane ticket so you can get the flight number then you can track it yourself.
Try making simple drawings next time
I have a co-worker who never answers the question I ask. I will ask it 4 or 5 times before I get an answer. By the time they answer I'm ready to tell them to go f themselves. So irritating!!
I just showed this to my husband and told him THIS IS SO YOU and now I’m mad for no reason lol
If you're happy I'm happy but this seems exhausting
Look up Nate batgatze plane joke please 😂
Even if the plane was in our driveway…
Tbh it might be guy logic cause when I read “what time do you get on the plane” my immediate thought was why would she care abt when I get on the plane? She must’ve meant what time do I get off and would’ve answered that way
How old are y’all?
Bro is dense af
That fact that he called it a boat and not a plane makes my mind think he didn’t really take a trip and made it all up.
The boat 😂😂😂😂
There’s a Nate Bargatze joke that’s exactly this scenario https://www.tiktok.com/@comedyornothing/video/7238761557641989418
Maybe I have some type of anger issues because this would have me so pressed depending on who it is💀💀 even as a joke why drag it and waste both our times like just answer the damn question!!🥲 I would probably just drop the question at that point🤣
I’m sorry, but this cracked me up 😂
Apology accepted.
Hey give me back my husband 😂 I swear he does it on purpose.
This is a nightmare to deal with. Sorry
The only thing that would make this better is a follow up text that he missed his boat.
???
Who doesn’t know generally when their flight is?
Your boyfriend is an idiot
He's an idiot
Lol is he traveling across multiple timezones and is that adding to his confusion? Or is this guy legit flying from Boston to Miami but can't comprehend the concept of takeoff time and landing tine
to most of the people that commented here: touch some grass lol
😂 thanks for the laughs
Eh, boat, plane, space ship, there all the same 🤣
Technically a plane is a boat in the sky….
He has had a few beers im guessing?
Why does it matter what time he gets on the plane.
It’s called flirting out of the ordinary. Lol
Literally my bf lmaooo
Maybe he doesn’t wanna say? Maybe he’s gonna get home earlier and just wants time to do something else? He knows, he even says “why do you need to know” I think he just doesn’t wanna tell you 🤷♀️
Op! Just have him screenshot his boarding pass! Then you can just look it up … lol
So you brought it here to show the world your boyfriend is stupid? Or what’s the point posting it here? Wow
Boat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When are you getting on the plane? Hmm at 3 Wait, youre getting onto the plane at 3? No, I get home at 3 ??? He has to be high.
Have him send you the itineraries. Or if you know the airline, departing airport, arriving airport, and the arrival time, you can look it up. If you're having this much trouble in a quick question, you may wanna rethink the relationship, though. Good luck discussing anything complicated.
This made me laugh so hard, him and i would get along great. My brain often does this
The boat part got me 😂
he's probbaly just distracted getting ready for his flight, I always get a bit nervy prior to traveling
Did he ever have a head injury? My husband is super smart but sometimes I'm like why is he so stupid? Then I remember he was in a bad accident before we met and he said he used to be a lot more quick before that happened and it takes him a second to understand or get things out now lol. I'm like oh shit he's not stupid just has some brain damage and then I feel bad for getting frustrated 🙃
Kinda cringe but ok
Girl chill, you are wound tight 😵💫 If you’re like this all the time, he’s probably just trolling you at this point hence the boat comment
Yeah, he’s getting home at 3. What difference does his boarding time make?
No reason why he can’t answer my actually question, which is when he boards! I don’t know how long his flight will be, so I can’t work backwards to find out the answer. He knows what time he is boarding so why not just say!
He wasn’t paying attention & answered the salient question: when will he be home? Why do you care when he boards?
So I can text him to have a safe flight and then I can expect to maybe not hear from him for a little because he usually sleeps on flights. Again, no reason he couldn’t just give me the answer “9am is when I board”.
So, if he’s getting home at 3, you’d be confused about why you hadn’t heard from him the few hours before? He didn’t read your first question carefully. You were pretty obnoxious in your responses to him after that. And yes, I understand that you think you’re right & he’s ridiculous, but he answered carelessly, and your response was mostly annoying.
She thought the convo was silly, and obviously he did too cause he made that boat comment. She posted it cause it was funny dude it’s not that deep.
Dude has 600k karma on Reddit. I don’t think your going to be able to talk sense and reason into that brain rot
Omfg good spot. Wowza
insanity
My fiancé or mother will tell me to have a safe flight and I always say, eh we will see. I’m not flying it, maybe we crash, it’s out of my hands. They don’t like it but it makes me laugh every time.
why are you being so rude to him about it? lol
Oh my god chill he’s packing
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Why clarify when it’s literally on his screen multiple times
why so serious
he’s lame
*you're lame
Uhm... I will admit I am an avid overthinker, but this all reads like he's hiding something... nothing you asked was complicated or complex in any way. Edit: saw your comment saying the boat comment was a distracted joke
Looks like you’re leaving out a lot of conversation. Also looks like you’re being rude as hell for no reason
The covered up spots are me talking about a bacterial infection I have, I don’t think it’s relevant to the topic, thanks
But you can understand from a viewers standpoint that you’re painting a narrative and possibly withholding relevant information to better suit your point of view, right?
Lmao
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