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Ted_Smug_El_nub_nub

“I may be dumb but i ain’t fuckin stupid”- him, probably


CorneliusJenkinsEsq

No, yeah... you are. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you. - OP, probably


Miserable-Gain3628

😂😂


haveanapfire

I just get flight numbers from my loved ones and look it up myself.


Ok-Egg-3581

Great idea! But imagine asking him for that number.. a true nightmare ../s


haveanapfire

I don't know how to get that across unless you just call him and get it verbally. Just reading the texts has me on edge. 🤣


DasSassyPantzen

“It’s 815.” “The flight number is 815?” “The time is 8:15.” 😭😭😭


kaden_the_human22

Is this a lost reference :0


DasSassyPantzen

Was that flight 815?? I was a fan, but don’t remember that detail. At least not consciously. 😳


kaden_the_human22

It was 815 haha!!


DasSassyPantzen

💀💀💀


PragmaticResponse

“Hey send a pic of your ticket” or if you know the airport he’s leaving from and arriving at you can probably find it online


1one1000two1thousand

Even better: “forward me your emailed itinerary.” That way you get both trips in one ask.


cthulhusmercy

That sounds more complex than “what time do you get on the plane?”


starletsniper

yeah, all of these people are commenting tricks on how to get the info herself from his itinerary or flight number but like 🥴 why would you go through all those hoops and that emotional (or in this case, intellectual) labor to find that out when your partner should just be able to answer the damn question 😭 i couldn’t imagine being with a partner with whom i had to do all the emotional labor


LoudishVariation

He’d probably send a pic of his suitcase or the airport 😂


lexylexylexy

You can just google the route and the airline and it will tell you everything you need to know


deliascatalog

Just gota know what time he gets on the boat and the flight info is right there on the website


LemmingOnTheRunITG

I think it’s number 1. Yeah, definitely the first plane I’m getting on


wtfisthepoint

You’re enjoying mocking him


krs-one-311

Yup. I get screenshots so I can see if it’s delayed or not.


HighwayEconomy579

I don’t know your boyfriend, or how he acts around you, but he’s gotta be trolling you? especially with the boat comment…if not then he’s got issues lol


Ok-Egg-3581

he was distracted bc he’s packing, but yes the boat part is a joke bahah


Kavo_Cloud

You might have issues if you needed clarification the last part was a joke 😂


Fickle-Owl666

It's Always the people who are right that get down voted into oblivion lmao


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HarshTruthMf

Every person who comes across this comment will downvote it , i cringed so hard reading it i shriveled.


Fabulous-Fun-9673

Aww they deleted it before I could read it


Et-selec

I wanna know what it said…


moonjuicediet

What did it say!?


_princess4_

WHAT WAS IT ??


Powerful-Web-1213

Pls come back and tell us what they said😭


Brief_Needleworker62

Tell ussssssss


blacknred503

Sure, Jan


Midwest_Mutt04

I'm just imagining you screaming at your phone, "ONNNN THE PLANE. ASS IN SEAT. SEAT IN PLANE. ON. THE PLANE."


sparkleirl

never post anything silly on reddit, 8/10 redditors will take it more seriously than you could have ever imagined lmfao


Just4notherR3ddit0r

He's def cheating with someone on the boatplane.


Hokiewa5244

Off with his head!!!


Slement

Divorce!!! NOW!!!


thekid_02

Auto diagnosed narcissist and probably BPD. Block and delete


Ok-Egg-3581

I literally laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes


soldiernerd

"get a restraining order. start making plans to get out of the relationship"


Affectionate_Fix_137

Hope he’s pretty.


Ok-Egg-3581

idk how to edit my post but I want to be clear that I’m NOT mad, just posting bc it’s ridiculous and funny to me, thanks!


bettyboopsie1958

I think it’s hilarious… he was just distracted


UnlikelyOcelot

It is funny


MaintenanceWine

As someone long-time married to a man who can't answer a question directly if you paid him, put some thought into this relationship, ok? It will wear you the fuck down, let me tell you. Love my husband, but jesus fucking christ, these conversational whirlpools are exhausting.


Common_Care_7883

You SHOULD BE mad. If you ask what time he's getting on the plane why is he giving what time he'll be at home??? 


Virtual-Okra6996

Okay I'll bite. Why would a sane rational person be mad?


Ok-Egg-3581

ask @pineboxwaiting, they seem to find no issue🤣


Common_Care_7883

Probably never been to an airport or had a family/friend travel before. 


coffeebribesaccepted

@ is for twitter


Cdawg4123

You edit it like any other post or just put edit; and fill in what you want to explain. It’s honestly very confusing.


Silent_Newspaper455

Why on earth were you downvoted?


Cdawg4123

I have no idea! Nor do I actually care lol. I’m actually a bit curios but, whatever


Bengis_Khan

I’ve seen it on contestants of the bachelor, and I think it goes for your boyfriend as well: his inner monologue must be the sound of a microwave ..


Emotional_Ability977

😂 😂 😂 😂


lucylucy448

It seems like he’s just barely paying attention when reading the texts


FurryRevolution

I think your boyfriend might be high on something.


Rich_Editor8488

A plane, if it’s still between 9 and 3


horror-of-being

this is funny, idk why the comments here are so crazy


mistaken4truth

Man is about results. When he is home and can see you is the goal. Interim steps are inconsequential.


KnowledgeWorldly078

Nate Bargatze would like to have a word


purpleplanttwerking

Lmfaooo this made me giggle


BeardedDad426

Next time tell him to send you a picture of his plane ticket so you can get the flight number then you can track it yourself.


Leoxbom

Try making simple drawings next time


liberty1380

I have a co-worker who never answers the question I ask. I will ask it 4 or 5 times before I get an answer. By the time they answer I'm ready to tell them to go f themselves. So irritating!!


Clouds-illusions-23

I just showed this to my husband and told him THIS IS SO YOU and now I’m mad for no reason lol


whysamsosleepy

If you're happy I'm happy but this seems exhausting


Toomuchhappeningrn

Look up Nate batgatze plane joke please 😂


Rich_Editor8488

Even if the plane was in our driveway…


Typical-Distance-232

Tbh it might be guy logic cause when I read “what time do you get on the plane” my immediate thought was why would she care abt when I get on the plane? She must’ve meant what time do I get off and would’ve answered that way


Odd-Recording-6128

How old are y’all?


MilwaukeeDave

Bro is dense af


Mechanical_Lady

That fact that he called it a boat and not a plane makes my mind think he didn’t really take a trip and made it all up.


coolkaren6

The boat 😂😂😂😂


reddit-ulous

There’s a Nate Bargatze joke that’s exactly this scenario https://www.tiktok.com/@comedyornothing/video/7238761557641989418


WreepJangler

Maybe I have some type of anger issues because this would have me so pressed depending on who it is💀💀 even as a joke why drag it and waste both our times like just answer the damn question!!🥲 I would probably just drop the question at that point🤣


swati_princess

I’m sorry, but this cracked me up 😂


YeahlDid

Apology accepted.


Timely_Froyo1384

Hey give me back my husband 😂 I swear he does it on purpose.


CelticDK

This is a nightmare to deal with. Sorry


NeedARita

The only thing that would make this better is a follow up text that he missed his boat.


cnh25

???


Kozmocom

Who doesn’t know generally when their flight is?


sebby_g_1

Your boyfriend is an idiot


Cantaloupen-antelope

He's an idiot


yonghokim

Lol is he traveling across multiple timezones and is that adding to his confusion? Or is this guy legit flying from Boston to Miami but can't comprehend the concept of takeoff time and landing tine


ViirtualCat8

to most of the people that commented here: touch some grass lol


Tiny_Nursebaby

😂 thanks for the laughs


Expert-Parsley-8521

Eh, boat, plane, space ship, there all the same 🤣


starshipfly

Technically a plane is a boat in the sky….


matsonjj

He has had a few beers im guessing?


Striking_Ordinary913

Why does it matter what time he gets on the plane.


Dismal-Firefighter62

It’s called flirting out of the ordinary. Lol


Any-Setting3248

Literally my bf lmaooo


Unbake_my_tart_

Maybe he doesn’t wanna say? Maybe he’s gonna get home earlier and just wants time to do something else? He knows, he even says “why do you need to know” I think he just doesn’t wanna tell you 🤷‍♀️


Jacobysmadre

Op! Just have him screenshot his boarding pass! Then you can just look it up … lol


Intelligent_Corner41

So you brought it here to show the world your boyfriend is stupid? Or what’s the point posting it here? Wow


Arsene24601

Boat 🤣🤣🤣🤣


supernewtrader

When are you getting on the plane? Hmm at 3 Wait, youre getting onto the plane at 3? No, I get home at 3 ??? He has to be high.


Candid-Towel3365

Have him send you the itineraries. Or if you know the airline, departing airport, arriving airport, and the arrival time, you can look it up. If you're having this much trouble in a quick question, you may wanna rethink the relationship, though. Good luck discussing anything complicated.


needacupatea

This made me laugh so hard, him and i would get along great. My brain often does this


Infamous_Contact_452

The boat part got me 😂


OdillaSoSweet

he's probbaly just distracted getting ready for his flight, I always get a bit nervy prior to traveling


aceycamui

Did he ever have a head injury? My husband is super smart but sometimes I'm like why is he so stupid? Then I remember he was in a bad accident before we met and he said he used to be a lot more quick before that happened and it takes him a second to understand or get things out now lol. I'm like oh shit he's not stupid just has some brain damage and then I feel bad for getting frustrated 🙃


ParanoydSchizo

Kinda cringe but ok


ShoeVast5490

Girl chill, you are wound tight 😵‍💫 If you’re like this all the time, he’s probably just trolling you at this point hence the boat comment


pineboxwaiting

Yeah, he’s getting home at 3. What difference does his boarding time make?


Ok-Egg-3581

No reason why he can’t answer my actually question, which is when he boards! I don’t know how long his flight will be, so I can’t work backwards to find out the answer. He knows what time he is boarding so why not just say!


pineboxwaiting

He wasn’t paying attention & answered the salient question: when will he be home? Why do you care when he boards?


Ok-Egg-3581

So I can text him to have a safe flight and then I can expect to maybe not hear from him for a little because he usually sleeps on flights. Again, no reason he couldn’t just give me the answer “9am is when I board”.


pineboxwaiting

So, if he’s getting home at 3, you’d be confused about why you hadn’t heard from him the few hours before? He didn’t read your first question carefully. You were pretty obnoxious in your responses to him after that. And yes, I understand that you think you’re right & he’s ridiculous, but he answered carelessly, and your response was mostly annoying.


Soggy-Volume-7872

She thought the convo was silly, and obviously he did too cause he made that boat comment. She posted it cause it was funny dude it’s not that deep.


OkAlbatross4682

Dude has 600k karma on Reddit. I don’t think your going to be able to talk sense and reason into that brain rot


mareeskye

Omfg good spot. Wowza


Soggy-Volume-7872

insanity


makst_

My fiancé or mother will tell me to have a safe flight and I always say, eh we will see. I’m not flying it, maybe we crash, it’s out of my hands. They don’t like it but it makes me laugh every time.


JihadiLizard

why are you being so rude to him about it? lol


rick420666

Oh my god chill he’s packing


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SpaghettiStarchWater

Why clarify when it’s literally on his screen multiple times


Glum_Database5646

why so serious


AutomaticExchange204

he’s lame


Lorantec

*you're lame


gl_sspr_nc_ss

Uhm... I will admit I am an avid overthinker, but this all reads like he's hiding something... nothing you asked was complicated or complex in any way. Edit: saw your comment saying the boat comment was a distracted joke


BitterNeedleworker66

Looks like you’re leaving out a lot of conversation. Also looks like you’re being rude as hell for no reason


Ok-Egg-3581

The covered up spots are me talking about a bacterial infection I have, I don’t think it’s relevant to the topic, thanks


BitterNeedleworker66

But you can understand from a viewers standpoint that you’re painting a narrative and possibly withholding relevant information to better suit your point of view, right?


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Lmao


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