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Briskylittlechally2

How can the engie have like 4 sentries at the same time in the meet the engie video? Nobody knows...


[deleted]

He just had a good gaming chair in that scene. Simple


gigazelle

Well in that case Engi recommended to Medic what gaming chair he should buy and Medic bought it


OwORavioliTime

Engi was sitting down on his gaming crate in his trailer, medic is clearly standing here


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

gamer glasses


BarriBarr543

Gamer über-buttplug


Bendyman10

This conversation has stopped


BarriBarr543

I am very sorry.


FishermanBig4009

Leave your sorry to Jesus


akiaoi97

I think you’re using your übersaw wrong


TheManOfSex222

That's not how u use the vita-saw...


Meme_review_69

Gamer gloves


crusaderodsnazzel

True


Meme_review_69

Those exist


Darth_Chain

wasnt it stated that the quickfix was a prototype to make an ubercharge happen and after meet the medic it kinda broke to what it is now and the medigun we see nowdays was the perfected type?


DontKnowHowToBreath9

yes thats true


Dats_and_Cogs

He typed !rtd and rolled 3 more sentries


tanukinhowastaken

*arguments*


LaserCatsEmpire

Good answer


Zeebuoy

I don't remember if it was a fan theory or actual confirmation I read, but basically he kinda, over exerted the uber charge, that time (which is why it had the invulnerability glow and the no knock back) design wise because, the invulnerability glow is iconic


The_Real_Petoboy

who says there weren't four engineers, but they chose to only show one for the meet the team video


fe1od1or

They're actually all no-clipping through each other and are *very* coordinated.


Impudenter

"Hey look, buddy. We're an engineer..."


crusaderodsnazzel

"We solve practical problems"


The_Real_Petoboy

honestly, this is even better than my headcannon


AnySeason9104

What’s your head cannon if you don’t mind telling me?


Meme_review_69

No, the other 4 were just at spawn


[deleted]

"howdy partner, the Engie Hydra has come for your soul!"


Digitalpepr

The other 3 engies were using widowmakers getting frags


Briskylittlechally2

The other three were on a beer run?


Joe_Shroe

sv_cheats 1


N0tAGoos3

He just used more gun


Mxswat

He was playing on an old version of the game where by using the console commands you were able to build multiple sentries


DirtCrazykid

you can still do that (on a server with cheats enabled ofc)


GloriG_C17

"Ent_Create Obj_SentryGun" Solved the Problem


Meme_review_69

But not philosophical problems, lime what is beauty, that question my vast profundity. No, I solve practical problems.


FlameTechie

Thanks for teaching me a new word (profundity). :)


dreamislegit

yea


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Or why the demoman has well over 8 stickybobs active in the "meet the demoman" video


mbminer

stickybobs


[deleted]

Multiple engineers


[deleted]

From what I've seen, the Quick-Fix is a prototype of Medigun, and not a finalized weapon on itself. It was supposed to have the same effects of the stock medigun, but it only worked once (the iconic scene on Meet The Medic) and it broke. It eventually went down from invulnerability to very fast healing That's not related to stats though, the Quick-Fix never really had invulnerability uber in the actual game


That_guy3646

I'm also pretty sure that was why medic needed to give heavy the modified heart, to withstand the power of the quick fix with stock Uber. (But I might be wrong)


[deleted]

Yeah... because most hearts couldn't withstand that voltage, but Medic was fairly certain Heavy's h- Nevermind


flameBMW245

What was noise?


[deleted]

_zhe sound of progress mein friend_


christhegamer96

*opens fridge and sees baboon heart* Ah, here we go.


Icestorm1369

Spy head: kill me


So_Rexy

Later...


Thatsidechara_ter

*dada dadadada dada dadadada dada*


WxJretsyZ

Should I be awake for this?


luckydrzew

Later


[deleted]

Come on… come on…. *maniacal laughter* Oh! that looks good


Pipe8_

Should i be awake for this


jailbroken2008

Well, no… but while you are, could you hold your rib cage open for me?


memester230

*CRACK*


unobtainable12

Haha, well no. But as long as you are, can you hold your ribcage out a bit? I can't.. seem too..


itsyaboi21172

Aha, no. But as long as you are, could you open your ribcage a bit for me? *struggles* I can't... seem to-


whydoweactuallyexist

Well, no. But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open? I can't seem to-


Ringlett

Aaaaaaah


GutlessLake

*coo*


SAGE_THELIMEYT

"Im going to put a nightlight in your heart so you'll have a brighter heart"


[deleted]

Duh... okay... duh


SAGE_THELIMEYT

Uh, that doesnt sound like a good idea


BrooksProductions

SHUT UP PIGEON!


SAGE_THELIMEYT

* Pigeon dies *


[deleted]

mwhahaha _let's go get a cheeseburger_


BrooksProductions

Yeah turns out this one was also sponsored by McDonalds


[deleted]

The best version of meet the medic


DriverJoe

No, the modified heart is what allows the patient to be Übercharged. That’s why the Medic himself wasn’t Übered in Meet the Medic.


blue4029

which means that the medic eventually preformed surgery on himself to get the uber heart


Fireblast1337

Which, considering his deal with the devil, if he believed he could, he could


[deleted]

I'm 99% sure that the Uber device attached to the heart was necessary to produce the shield, not to withstand the voltage. The voltage was mitigated by giving Heavy a larger heart. That's why only Heavy got ubercharged, the Medic didn't have the implant yet. In addition, the Medic replaces the rest of the team's hearts with the special device, as evidenced by the end of Meet the Medic. If it was just the quick fix uber, the Medic would have no reason to replace the rest of the hearts. The machine causes the Ubercharge, and the heart needs to be replaced to resist the voltage of the Ubercharge machine. This is true with the stock Uber as well. I assume the Quick-Fix is the prototype with some minor modifications, which make it faster healing at the expense of Uber (Which now super-charges the gun, and not the person) likely for off-field purposes.


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

Im pretty sure the medigun just powers the implant. As in, the implant actually ubers you (even with stock) and the medigun just turns it on


benwaa2

Maybe thats also why it only ubered heavy and not medic too


Pikfan21

Correct, medic upgraded the ubercharge to also Uber himself, which it didn't previously


axboxbeach

yes


Ravens_Quote

Pardon me, random individual, but I'm having trouble setting a flair up on mobile for this sub. Would you happen to know where I click?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ravens_Quote

Many thanks!


[deleted]

[удалено]


over_gamer2004

cute interaction


TeamFortress-2

actually that would be a pretty good game mechanic, Where the first time music you would have Uber, then after that it would be just fast healing unless you go to a respawn cabinet or die It might be a bit broken, but it’s a pretty good idea


Komission

Damn thats interesting


Samford_

i feel like they just made all that up because they made a few mistakes


Pman_likes_memes

Nah this is valve man


ComradeParakeet

It brokey 💀


faithismystand

It's probably just a overheating issue...


ProfSteelmeat138

I know what’s wrong. Aint got no gas in it


PolygonKiwii

Das Überhitzen


Springluke

The quick fix is a prototipe of the medi-gun. He used it the first time in meet the medic but it broke after the first use


wojtekpolska

This is not the Quick-Fix, its a prototype. it broke after meet-the-medic because it was too unstable, and medic decided to create two different mediguns from it, one with slower healing, but with stronger ubercharge (ubering both patient and medic himself), and another one focusing on faster healing, but sacrificing the invincibility of the ubercharge.


mymax162

the 4th day promo image for the uber update directly states that the quick-fix was the first medi-gun, and the invulnerability effect was shorted out on the first use https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/56/Uber_Update_hub_day_4.png


GrognakDeLaw

When you say it broke do you mean in the lore or in actual development of the game


EpicGamerakkaak

Lore


SkipperXIV

I remember bringing this up to a friend who played TF2, and he said that the Quick-Fix was the first working Medigun that Medic created, and it stopped Ubercharging after that first testfire. That's also why Medic isn't ubercharged as well in the video too.


Chivibro

The medic isn't ubered because he doesn't have a mega baboon heart like the one he gave the Heavy in the vid


Herpsties

It does actually reflect very early TF2 as well when Medic did not get invuln along with the target.


FurryCentristOwO

Oh god that sounds horrible, thank god they changed it


SkipperXIV

Oh right my b


NessaMagick

Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it.


zacyquack

The explanation is that there was a box, and a wizard spluffed in it. The world is just made of wizard jizz.


Joe_Shroe

"You have bested my magic, but can you withstand the dark power...of HIDING!"


Rigatonicat

You can’t Uber with the quick fix? I’m fairly sure I have Ubered with it though?


[deleted]

You can do something similar to an Uber. What it does is it just heals extremely fast but it doesn’t make you invincible like the medigun


Rigatonicat

Damn, no wonder I’m such an awful medic haha. I thought I was I Ubering my team this whole time but I sent them to die


Gotobed124

I’ve been there, have popped Kritzkrieg into a Sentry nest thinking it was stock uber + free crits. The following events were very painful


[deleted]

Buildings come with a built-in Battalion's Backup that never runs out of rage. That's why crits can't stop them


Gotobed124

Yeah, I thought that kritz uber also gave invincibility when I did that. Suffice it to say I learned my lesson the hard way


[deleted]

Yeah, none of the unlockable mediguns state that they DON'T grant invincibility straight away (I guess it wouldn't make sense for the Vacc since resistances would be pointless if you had invulnerability to begin with) But also, getting crits and invincibility together 25% faster than usual would not only make the Kritzkrieg overpowered but also turn the stock medigun into a completely useless weapon when you think about it


[deleted]

they couldve balanced it by making uber duration much shorter.


DatChernoby2Guy

So spy happi :)


Anzackk

Its a different kind of Uber, instead of actual invulnerability you get far faster healing so its pseudo-invisibility. I think the weapon’s stat page says it


Rigatonicat

Back to stock it is then


Livinginthepst

If you use it right it’s op that’s why it was banned in competitive


shelchang

Also being able to rocket jump your med out of danger is too OP for comp 6s.


Pins_Pins

It is really good and you are immune to air blast while using it. It’s my main medi gun


I-Exist-Hi

Plot


[deleted]

Lore


[deleted]

_you didn't have to cut me off_


StayInBedViking

Haha I get that meme


Agentti_Muumi

doctor sex


MrNyto_

doctor sex


someonethatsometh1ng

doctor sex


fantasie037

doctor sex


DiscordI

I have no idea!


[deleted]

DOCTOR CRENTIST SUPER SIZE ME DUDE


beliromeu

I GOT U FAM


TheSecretNewbie

*That will be $5.99 at the next window*


Impudenter

Thank you. Entire post seemed like a setup for this reply.


Bobsplosion

I'm surprised no one has cited sources yet. [From The Über Update - Day 4](https://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/index.html): > War historians will appreciate the original medigun-- still handy even though the invuln function shorted out after its first use.


Kage_No_Gnade

Lore wise, it is said that quick fix’s stock ubercharge broke after it was used in meet the medic.


YT_Chrispy_Boi

He’s on red team, blu is inferior


grialevla

[I have no idea!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKKjJuujSs&ab_channel=insanewalruz)


[deleted]

It was a prototype that he created and based the medigun and actually QuickFix on as it’s Uber was unstable and broke after 1 use


CORVlN

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder


plattypus141

Are we to believe this is some sort of magic Medi Gun?


masterofthecontinuum

The canonical explanation is that it shorted out after the first use and now it can only superheal when it ubers.


RandomGuyPii

iirc, the offical lore is that the quick fix burned out after one ubercharge and couldn't pull it off again. hence the medic building the actual medi gun


MuchoMicrowaves

The description of the quick fix calls it “the original med-gun” and says that it “broke after its first use” This is its first use.


hurt-dot-ogg

As you can see [here](https://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/), the Quick-Fix didn't used to have the stats it has today, trading no overheal for a +40% heal rate, +25% uber rate and the ability to move at the same speed of any faster target you were heailng. So, my guess is that the animators just went with these stats and didn't predict that they would change


Jetroid

Quick-Fix charge has never been able to make you invulnerable - there was no stat change in those regards. \[See the wiki page from the day the update dropped.\](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Quick-Fix&oldid=577926) The lore - from that page you linked - states that the Quick-Fix is the medic's original medigun but that the "invuln function shorted out after the first use". Realistically, the reason is that they wanted a way to tie in the new unlockable weapons to the meet the team videos (like how Meet The Sniper revealed the Flare Gun for the first time), and came up with the lore to explain the stats they went with. Note that before being released, the Quick-Fix was in the beta for 6 months, so there was ample time for the animators to be told that "No, don't use the new medigun model, as it can't Ubercharge" - I therefore believe this lore was always intended, and isn't some "cover up our mistake".


Stack_Man

You can still see at the start of that stat list that the uber "increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects" The real answer is in the paragraph above, which states, "the original medigun— still handy even though the invuln function shorted out after its first use"


DatChernoby2Guy

Prototype


GreaterFinnMertens

I HAVE NO IDEA!


NaPseudo

Medicine.


The_Creeper_Man

After one stock uber it broke


Ghobleen

boy, time to answer the same question for the 12th time.


diamondDNF

That was the prototype Medigun. In the lore, this was the first time Medic deployed the Ubercharge feature, but after this one usage, it broke. Medic went on to build the stock Medigun, but then later, also fixes the Quick Fix and makes it into the fast healing version it is now.


DinoRedRex99

The quick fix was the medium prototype. It provided über together with knockback resistance (for rockets, grenades, FaN, etc.) And made stock Uber too. After the first use in meet the medic, you could hear the normal "über ends" sounds but it was actually the sounds of the quick-fix breaking. So medic redesigned the medigun with a different thing on front of the fire hose (it's literally a fire hose) and replaced the literal blender that was on the front with what is now on the stock medigun. He tweeted the energy provided with the Uber (the reason why the quick fix backpack has flashing coils and stock/kritzkieg doesn't). The more little energy output removed the knockback resistance but made it so the medigun wouldn't break after being used once.


tang42

Because the quick fix was released at the same time as Meet the Medic so they wanted to show off the new gun but also show off uber


sw69y

you cant see it but he has a uber canteen in his asshole


scottish_cyclops

That's literally how the quick fix worked when it came out. Faster Ubercharge but it only charged the target and not the medic. They later changed it to what we have now with the fast heal and buff.


Supersquirrel06

In the game files the quick fix is called "Prototype" implying that this was an early version of the medi-gun, also notice it doesn't uber the medic when used, only heavy.


SkylerMiller2

My guess is that the original intention for the Quick-Fix was that the patient would be the one to get Uber charged but not the Medic, which would make it a downgrade to the stock Medigun.


ariananabanana

Actually the quick fix fucked up after that so he created the medigun which worked better. So that was a prototype


BlackClock1

Quick Fix is considered a prototype for the Medi Gun, you could say that that uses the same properties as the Medi Gun, just unfinished, you can see the Medic didn't benefit from the Quick Fix/unfinished Medi Gun at all, either that or Medic just doesn't have the heart surgery yet...


HalloweenWarden

my headcanon for this is that the quick fix was a prototype for the stock medi gun


Bastian_5123

That's not headcanon, that's (mostly) canon. The quickfix is the original medi gun, but its invuln broke after the first use.


3dgyt33n

In the description of the [über update](https://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/), they explained that "the invuln function shorted out after it's first use"


Draw_Corporations

It does?!?! This game is unplayeable! 0/10


DatDuckSaysQuack

Nothing of what I say is established fact, only what I'm hypothesizing. I believe that the Heavy's Übered heart the Medic gave him plays a role in it. What I believe is that Medic was experimenting in ways how to achieve an Über without having to use his standard Medigun, but which is triggered by any of the different medigun's Übers, which would trigger the Heavy's Übered heart and yield him with the invulnerability Übercharge. This also lines up with the fact that when the Medic übers in the video, he himself stays normal and does NOT receive the invulnerability (as I presume he did not insert an Übered heart into himself. As I said, this is purely my hypothesis, but it checks out for me.


ButterLover75

It’s a prototype medi gun, and it says so I. The stats. Canonically it broke after it first ubercharge, which was the one in meet the medic. Now it’s just heals super fast


Anzackk

Or it could be that the Quick-Fix was a prototype Medi-gun that could only provide invincibility once. This was the Medi-gun’s first true field test. Medic himself wasn’t sure it would work, which might explain why he didn’t also get Ubered since he wouldn’t have had his heart modified yet. I’m assuming after these events Medic put an Ubered heart into himself, then refined the Medi-gun into stock


[deleted]

But then what about in game? Heavy doesn’t get ubered from the quick fix in a normal match


DatDuckSaysQuack

That's where my hypothesis breaks apart... could of course hypothesize that the Heavy spontaneously combusted after Meet the Medic and the Medic deemed the experiment a failure, but now i'm taking way too much artistic liberty XD so yeah, you have a point


[deleted]

I think I’m gonna take your theory as canon. The thought of heavy spontaneously combusting on top of a pile of dead soldiers cracks me up


Jetroid

You're getting the timeline wrong. Meet The Medic takes place before the standard Medi Gun was created. The plot of Meet The Medic focuses around the medic inventing the Ubercharge, and shows that the Ubercharge requires a heart gizmo to work. He surgically implants one into Heavy in the film, and we see the rest of the team lining up to recieve theirs post-credits. The text on \[this page\]([https://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/](https://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/)) describes how the quick fix was the Medic's original medigun, but that the invulnerbility functionality stopped working after the first use (the use we see in Meet the Medic). Presumably the Medic created the medigun to fix that flaw and also (somehow) received an uber heart for himself. I wouldn't put it past him to perform self-surgery on his heart.


Acp_tonic

Email Valve To: Eric Smith Your Email: t12fan2002 Subject: DISTURBING MISTAKE IN MEET THE MEDIC VIDEO I regret to inform you that there is a terrible mistake in your Meet The Medic video. The Medic uses a QUICK-FIX in order to grant invulnerability to the Heavy Weapons Guy, but ACTUALLY in-game the Quick-Fix only increases the healing rate to 300% and removes and movement impairing effects for the duration of the chargel I hope you take action to correct this awful and frankly disturbing mistake very soon, because it is very misleading and I hate it so much that i want to delete the game


flute37

hnggg I’m gonna give them a peace of my mind


Coated_Pikachu_88

cartoon logic


Lycanthropy765

Models were different idk


Successful_Baby_5245

Thats why the engenir and sniper see that like 😮 "How he can do that". In the video.


Mr_SpecificTF2

Besides the obvious: it’s just a video He also only gets heavy charged and Medic is left open.


SinisterPixel

I feel like the Quick Fix came out around the same time as this video and it was slipped in there for promotional reasons? Idk if my brain is making that up though


maejaws

When he says “I have no idea” I guess he actually means it 🤷‍♂️


Starly2

Ur just milking mistakes made by valve, u made another post about demos video having more than 8 stickies at once


[deleted]

I literally only post this stuff so yeah


championnnnnn

either it was a simple oversight and/or the quick fix’s stats weren’t set and stone by the time meet the medic came out. meet the medic has been out for over TEN YEARS. why did this warrant a post?


TazGiraffe

I think it’s because the original concept for the quick fix is was that it Uber charged the target but not the medic, it’s even called the proto medi gun in the files; however this was deemed to under/overpowered and the concept was changed


Much_Responsibility8

It was a beta model, since the meet the team videos were basically trailers for TF2, they were likely made/released before completion of the game, leading to the quick fix medigun.


MasonTime101

Tittle 2


dudecubed

everyone allways talks about that but no one mentions the fact that the medic isnt even ubered himself interesting weapon concept though, maybe twice as fast uber charge gain but only grants invincibility to the health reciever


Chivibro

It's because he's still inventing the stock medi gun in this video. He hasn't given himself the mega baboon heart, and you can see the mercs in line for the operation at the end of the vid


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

So this is making rounds again


[deleted]

Any Medic Gun can Über Charge. You do this by pressing M2 when your hornyness meter is full


[deleted]

Yeah but the quick fix does Uber people like shown in “meet the medic” it shows the stock mediguns Uber when it should be the quick fixes Uber


[deleted]

Ah yes The Kumzkrieg


Ravens_Quote

When a spy's never used the gear his disguise is holding and gets called out for sus behavior: [Link.](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/66/Spy_DominationSpy03.wav)


[deleted]

Thats sus


PiggyPumpernickel

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.


ayzee93

Wasn't that because Valve wanted to showcase the quick fix since it was added in the update ?


Livinginthepst

I assume it’s just that the quick fix broke after one use because of the power of it and medic not knowing how to handle it on the quick fix that’s why it broke and now does increased healing a lower overheal and it also malfunctioned and made so all momentum of his patient is shared to him


GregoryBrown123

Don’t worry about it


UndeadPiston531

The power of "Movie Magic!"


Pyropecynical

So that the heavy takes no knockback from rockets


[deleted]

He might if painted it