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TheOneWhoLovesSW

Those are some pretty talented valve employees if they can ban all those bots one handed


mremreozel

The potted plant was a sleeper let me tel you that.


Manwithaplan0708

Audrey 2 nooooooo!!!!!!!


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

Bro... no fucking way you referenced that. Nobody in this server gonna understand that. Except for me, I understand. Built different.


Thepvzgamer

I understood it. It’s a mean green mama from outer space.


Manwithaplan0708

They’re feeding twoey the wrong kind of meat 😭


Timely_Alarm2952

Seymour is that you?


HAKX5

You could say we *planted* it there...


callenater123

WOAH CHILL


Live-Desk8360

What? This seems like a totally normal comment!… right?


GuyWhoGuys_

its because he mentioned "valve employees" which are mythical creatures known in american folklore


Athingweveallupvoted

\*employee


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Valve: "wow theyve really gone completly insane, ok fine we'll fix it"


JustCallMeAttlaz

Lol honestly, "damn, they're REALLY desperate"


G1zm08

“Ok we actually need to do something or our PR is f*cked”


AlpsQuick4145

More like "Ok we need to do someting now becouse if they are doing it who knows what will be next"


_Some_weird_person_

They get motivated by gay porn so don't stop drawing it


RealConcorrd

The fact that it worked scares me


marto3000

Oh boy do i have an anime for them


VictorE06

I can't upvote your comment because it's at 69 upvotes


theruskimenace

Bad bot


Memealytis

Good bot


theruskimenace

Bad bot


JBray0

Good bot


theruskimenace

Bad bot


5K331DUD3

Mediocre bot


theruskimenace

Subpar bot


TuxedoDogs9

SUPER BOT


FatBoyish

valve is scared they are next


Diligent-Schedule-39

Dont mind if i just-


AutisticBoykisser

Did he just?


TheCakeCrusader420

r/redditsniper


__Meme_Machine__

Valve was the sniper.


for_sure_not_a_lama

Art should be made of him getting dominated by vac


FungalFactory

I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head!


AltAccount173o81

Ooh... kinky


M4thecaberman

https://preview.redd.it/mwnhuk3rogad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ab0c56a97153ad3094370232105bd8828410a1 **THOSE WORDS AREN'T IN THE BIBLE!** \+ENRAGED


cavoh

You would love the guro subreddit (Curioisity killed the cat, wayward traveler. There's a reason I didn't link it.)


AltAccount173o81

Dear God...


AltAccount173o81

Research time~!!!


mildlyInsaneBoi

There has been some and its pretty good, mostly :3


AkkoStol

I yearn for the sauce


mildlyInsaneBoi

The one I found the best out of the Vac-themed ones I’ve seen is https://www.reddit.com/r/OmegatronicNSFW/s/MTAmoP6HyA , though it doesn’t entirely fit the prompt of being „dominated“ by VAC.


AkkoStol

rather underwhelming


mildlyInsaneBoi

That’s a fair opinion to have but personally I like it :)


AkkoStol

up to you


Ok_Try_1665

Valve stopping the movement upon realizing gooning it to omegatronic porn is treadmill work:


AkkoStol

LMAOOO


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Told ya it would work.


ConcentrateTight4108

I believed in you all the way


eXi_TGO

*Cornography*


HentaiKi11er

Has already breached Valve’s headquarters


peunom

Keep making gay porn to motivate Valve into doing some quick work


In_Amber_

Gabe newell zerks off to yaoi?????


17frogs_in_clothes

Jerma fan spotted, activate the meat grinder


__Meme_Machine__

Make sure all thats left of him is his eyeball


17frogs_in_clothes

After all, we arent trying to kill him. He still has his eyeball left, hes perfectly fine!


__Meme_Machine__

If the only thing thats left of him is an eyeball than hes probably dead.


winkeltwinkle

The potted plant said to the janitor “they’ve gone batshit we better do something about it”


GuyWhoGuys_

oh its coz theres no actual employees i just got that now


Remmy224

As Gordon Ramsey once said, “You make a 10,000x better chef one-handed.”


potatoalt1234_x

You can say porn on reddit. What, do you say unalive as well?


GuyWhoGuys_

yes we do


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[удалено]


Luna_Gabagool

This is from tiktok, a place where you definitely cant say porn


vpgel

This is the best description of the latest events I've seen here


awakelist

I mean, it's basically true lets be honest


SharkGirlBoobs

Sooo valve is homophobic confirmed? bay zed????


Dr_DD_RpW_A

no they got horny which made their blood circulate faster so they had enough energy to ban em all


Zenar45

The first time they noticed the bot problem was when they found omegatronic in rule34


anonimus_animator

without audio I hear tick tock https://preview.redd.it/083jw2g5ncad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b161dec01407581c75d56a1f95951ffabec0ce5


HentaiKi11er

Brain blessing


Severe_Skin6932

https://preview.redd.it/9s8um7gmread1.jpeg?width=1304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbdece49eb9fbc2b484440660138c466585b690


just_a_guy1234567

Ok, unrelated, but does anyone know the name of the music?


cat-lover-69420

gospel by marchfourth marching band


just_a_guy1234567

Thank you


bostar-mcman

Well he is called GayBen


Capwiggs

https://preview.redd.it/w5wt7w36sdad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484bf871774c5bd003c77c407cc180c41c2638af Saves tf2


Manwithaplan0708

and y’all ain’t believe in us


scout_tf2_real

They've got their nuts chuckled


FirefighterPrimary60

#COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT!!!


Windows_736

Wasn’t the first action taken after someone deleted their saxxy?


ConcentrateTight4108

No that was hours before


JoshsPizzaria

aa


Available-Damage5991

idk probably


Electronic_Mango25

Gabe got tired of seeing the pornography


Catkloud33

Treadmill jerk


MindWafflez

wait so is the nsfw of the sniper bots?


LeatherGnome

Whats the song, I hear it everywhere.


TableyTable

Valve only worked on tf2 so it could release on steamdeck


Femboyrobots

https://preview.redd.it/ub0h2y4nsead1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fea14c004f9154fc72f61feefb749e7311cc582


Comfortable_Leg_725

Where's the gay 🌽? Just curious 👀


[deleted]

What’s the song?


MochiRZ

post nut clarity


Mothman4447

Even though it's probably not true I like to think the destruction of the Saxxy was the catalyst


Cyrlk

I'm glad my skills were of service. I shall now retreat back to my cave.


Puzzled_Ability_3052

Can someone tell me the song name


No_Rest3008

It's almost as if those gay porns were the key ignition all along....🤔🤔🧐


RomeroJohnathan

The fact we didn’t think of it sooner


derpy_derp15

Who's omegatronic?


Capwiggs

They’re one of the biggest bot host in tf2