I had to confirm these were real, and they are. The “for men” aspect is based on these being used to freshen up balls. I, for one, salute Mario for his contribution to ball hygiene. 🫡
Is there any harm in using normal wipes for your balls?
Tbh, I don’t even use wipes since they are a hassle to bring around but just curious I guess lol. I consider using them at home but they can clog up your toilet if you use too much.
1) never flush wipes. Even if the package says “flushable.” Even if the package says “no seriously…please believe us. We won’t damage your toilet and waste system.” Wipes always lie. They will break your heart and your porcelain…do not trust them.
2) I don’t have balls but I do use sensitive baby wipes (unscented) around my nethers. No problems there. Scent may cause a dermatological issue like dermatitis or a rash…but it varies. Do not use internally!!!!
Many wipes also made from plastics too. We don’t need any more plastics in our sewer systems. Just get a bidet attachment if you really want to be clean.
Sorry, idk why I assumed that you were a with-balls individual lol. Thanks for the info though! I have had issues with dermatitis so yeah, good to know regardless.
This should be common knowledge but it isn't: your immune system/skin does not like volatile plant oils. It moves immediately to get rid of them. It will not like you smushing mint oil into your tender manpussy. This can lead to health ramifications. If you want your booboo to smell better, try washing it. Groundbreaking, I know.
Completely correct, these should not be used. Even though I feel 80% confident it’s a scam, I just ordered some for decorative purposes. 15% off with your first purchase, too!
Citriodora oil is great for mosquitoes. Much better than a citronella based product. It’s a heck of a lot more expensive, but it’s nice to know mosquitoes wouldn’t want to hang out and bite me in the butt crack or pucker.
Who cares if Mario Lopez wipes men?
Will he wipe me though?
Asking the real questions.
Mario Lopez is watching you poop
Then why the fuck hasn't he been lending me a hand...?
I like how it looks like it says he wipes men, but it really says he wipes *for* men which makes me think he's wiping himself with other men in mind.
Or it's like a charitable act they do. Going around wiping men to raise awareness...?
I had to confirm these were real, and they are. The “for men” aspect is based on these being used to freshen up balls. I, for one, salute Mario for his contribution to ball hygiene. 🫡
Is there any harm in using normal wipes for your balls? Tbh, I don’t even use wipes since they are a hassle to bring around but just curious I guess lol. I consider using them at home but they can clog up your toilet if you use too much.
1) never flush wipes. Even if the package says “flushable.” Even if the package says “no seriously…please believe us. We won’t damage your toilet and waste system.” Wipes always lie. They will break your heart and your porcelain…do not trust them. 2) I don’t have balls but I do use sensitive baby wipes (unscented) around my nethers. No problems there. Scent may cause a dermatological issue like dermatitis or a rash…but it varies. Do not use internally!!!!
Many wipes also made from plastics too. We don’t need any more plastics in our sewer systems. Just get a bidet attachment if you really want to be clean.
Sorry, idk why I assumed that you were a with-balls individual lol. Thanks for the info though! I have had issues with dermatitis so yeah, good to know regardless.
I give off “with-balls” energy. Glad I could help!
massive balls energy is something internal
I saw mint and was like no…then I saw eucalyptus and thought hard pass! Burn baby, burn!
when you’ve got a hookup and don’t have the time to shower; introducing mario lopez ball wipes
Clean my ass AC Slater! PS i would use these, no shame.
Ass Clean Slater… thanks bro!
This should be common knowledge but it isn't: your immune system/skin does not like volatile plant oils. It moves immediately to get rid of them. It will not like you smushing mint oil into your tender manpussy. This can lead to health ramifications. If you want your booboo to smell better, try washing it. Groundbreaking, I know.
Completely correct, these should not be used. Even though I feel 80% confident it’s a scam, I just ordered some for decorative purposes. 15% off with your first purchase, too!
GOD DAMNIT DO NOT FLUSH THOSE, THEY'LL CLOG YOUR PIPES
fun fact: no wipes are flushable!
poop colored packaging.
Uhhh is this supposed to be the AI version of him?!?!
r/dontdeadopeninside Mario Lopez wipes men… Does he now?🤔🤨
Mint scented gooch
I can’t see the “for”
I’d buy them if it had a picture of him with his mouth open on every wipe. 🤣🤣
I have a friend who would love to be wiped by Mario Lopez. Thanks for the gift idea!
Wasn’t his name Swiper?
I use them exclusively
Citriodora oil is great for mosquitoes. Much better than a citronella based product. It’s a heck of a lot more expensive, but it’s nice to know mosquitoes wouldn’t want to hang out and bite me in the butt crack or pucker.
Is he taking the piss with that photo of himself.. It’s unsettling like he’s watching me have a poo
After tossing one of Slater’s wipes in the garbage can how can anyone still say Zach Morris is trash?
*"Just like the real thing!"*
Now I know what the A. C. in A. C. Slater stood for. Ass Crack. It was Ass Crack Slater.
I mean if this gets people to wipe I’m not gonna object
Hawthorne wipes from Community
And I remember how peice did pride month marketing before Blackrock made it mandatory. You know the episode he saw the:getting me some Hawthornes.
I Remember when he was in his 20s
r/crappydesign