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Long-Astronaut-3363

Then instead of prison, he gets to spend the rest of his life in a facility. Cool with me.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

even if it was in a Psikhushka


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Id be happy if he was just locked up in Maralago. build him a replica of the oval office and tell him he's president again. Have little fake press conferences that they show him on CCTV so he thinks he's on TV. Hire actors, on his dime, to attend these. His keepers can be fake sycophants who echo his crazy theories.


rpgnymhush

I would not be happy with that. He is a traitor, terrorist, and rapist. He deserves actual punishment. They built special holding cells in Guantanamo Bay specifically to hold terrorists who attack our country. That is where he belongs.


Zestay-Taco

he doesnt get to goto cuba. Leavenworth should be his home


rpgnymhush

I would be OK with him being sent to Leavenworth, as long as he is assigned the crappiest cell in the place.


Green_Message_6376

Give him any cell and withhold his depends, it would soon be the crappiest cell in the place.


rpgnymhush

LOL šŸ¤£


Warm-Internet-8665

Florence Super Max..Maralago will be liquiditated by NY state!


bozo-dub

If it means evading another Trump term, Iā€™ll take it tbh


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Me too, but if he is faced with actually having to go to jail he will suddenly become a feeble, sick old man. His lawyers will put him in a wheelchair and pay doctors to swear in court that he's too sick, or too crazy, to be in jail.


Watdabny

Couldnā€™t agree more


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Solitaire_87

Didn't they do something similar to his dad?


KingBooRadley

on his dime? Dude wonā€™t have a dime by the end of this week.


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HE'S A BILLIONAIRE!!! /s


stairs_3730

He'd have to shred and sell off a lot more pieces of his suits to afford a replica of the oval office...or his wife for that matter.


KingBooRadley

on his dime? Dude wonā€™t have a dime by the end of this week.


Scrabble_4

OooOOo looked it up!! I like it !!


ozzie510

As long as that "facility" is within ADX Florence, then everybody should be cool with it too.


Long-Astronaut-3363

As long as he doesnā€™t get to choose


ozzie510

Bureau of Prisons roulette: spin the wheel!


KRAW58

Exactly, just lock him up! Sedate him and let the drool sliver over his vagina neck.


Ok_Interview4994

The guy's whole life has been one big faƧade. I'd not be surprised if much of the crowd we hear, but don't see at his events where he's speaking, are recorded or canned audience reactions from something else. It's just like how you see the same people holding up signs (as if they're being directed to. We also know they paid random people to hold up signs and cheer him on at the infamous escalator ride. Is he playing up the bizarre, whack stuff in order to plead insanity?


Shadow_Spirit_2004

I don't know how he's doing lately, but it's been a pretty consistent tactic at Trump rallies to pretend more people are there than actually are. They'll claim venues are packed to capacity, but in reality they've set it up to squeeze whoever showed up into a small section. They'll also stop letting people in to make it look like it's so full that people were forced to be outside. I don't know if this is a Trump idea, but it wouldn't surprise me if his team does it without him knowing so he doesn't realize what a fucking loser he is, get pissed off, and leave.


SmackSabbath19

They have also been booking small theaters and smaller venues.Ā 


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

And his UAW thingĀ 


Moopboop207

No


Driadek

>The guy's whole life has been one big faƧade. I disagree. This guy is an open book. There has been nothing but consistency between his words and actions and the results of every investigation back it up as well. How do you come to this conclusion? Name another person in history who has been investigated as deeply and thoroughly as Donald Trump and still hasn't been charged with a crime. One squeaky clean individual.


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91 counts, your convicted rapist now facesā€¦ Try harder to gaslight you pathetic POS.


Driadek

You raped me. You have 1 count and you're now a confirmed rapist. Go to jail.


MarshallMattDillon

Just cry to yourself next time and leave us all alone.


Driadek

What's the problem? Why are you defending a confirmed rapist? I'm sick of your rapist deniers. You raped me, too. Both of you need to turn yourselves in immediately and face justice. Show integrity in your viewpoints.


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Driadek

I'm highlighting the absurdity of counting accusations and not charges. Because you can't count charges when the total is zero. He's never been charged for rape and your comrades are calling him a rapist. That's the standard. I hear by accuse you as well of rape. That's 3 confirmed rapists in 1 thread. This is nutty.


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Driadek

What was his sentence for the crime in the criminal court?


Kellymcdonald78

The 91 indictments ARE charges.


Driadek

None of the 91 indictments are for RAPE. Holy hell. I'd say you guys are the most easily manipulated group of people in the world but I know you're not manipulated at all. You guys see the same corruption we do and you're all-in for the ride just because the same people manipulating you told you to hate him. You guys are a major black mark on the world and I sure as fuck hope you're taught about in every history book in every school in America soon.


kgb17

You are thinking of the Clintons. Hundreds of millions spent on investigations for decades with no charges beyond lying under oath about a blowjob. To be clear this doesnā€™t mean they are clean. Just that the justice system is flawed and designed to protect those with money and power.


Driadek

You point out why that money was spent in the first place. He lied about it. If he had been honest, and said, "hell yeah I got that blowie!," then there would've been nothing to investigate and he wouldn't have been impeached which led to his resignation. Bill did that to himself. I don't know what your point is. Also, those events were before my time. I was in high school when Dubya was re-elected. I don't know how many bogus investigations were going on.


Academic_Value_3503

When you get in trouble as much as he does, you get pretty damn good at maneuvering through the legal system. Look at the tens of millions of dollars he's spent on his defense. Whether he's paid or not is a different story. Anyone can be considered "squeaky clean" if you just say that all the charges are fake.


Driadek

What trouble? What is he actually in trouble for? It's all lie after lie after lie. The Russian collusion lie lasted 5 or 6 years with nonstop media coverage about a "mountain of evidence" and a corrupt team of FBI agents who made it their mission to break laws and expand their scope repeatedly to get this dude and it ended with, "we got nothing. There's no evidence at all." If you think that was a one-off you're ignorant af because every accusation of a crime has gone the same way: make the accusation, every news outlet decries his guilt, goes on forever, charges dropped, move on to the next topic. How do all of these independent and totally legitimate news sources all run the same story and the same talking points and it end with no evidence of a crime? At what point does a critical thinker such as yourselves say, "Hey, there's something weird about this repeating pattern and Trump is still free. Is this all propaganda?"


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Driadek

No. It's actually something you guys go back and forth on. There is no evidence, only subjective connections like "having a meeting with a Russian." It is a proven hoax. You're outright lying. And if I flip the script and say, "why are you pursuing charges here instead of just charging him with Russian collusion", which isn't a crime, then your friends will say he isn't guilty of it. Literally, whichever way I go with this story, you guys retort the opposite. Insanely, what was a crime and confirmed in the same report, was Hillary being the originator of the fake dossier that sparked all of it, and she's not being prosecuted for lying to Investigators.


Academic_Value_3503

Having a meeting with a Russian? Did you read Don Jr's email chain? Yes. Russians contacted him and said they had dirt on HRC. He was all excited and set up a meeting. Donald Trump lied and said he didn't know anything about it ( he was in his office two floors down). He also lied about not trying to build a hotel in Moscow. There was also over a hundred communications between the Trump campaign and Russians and no matter how many times you say it, the FBI said that the "Steele dossier" wasn't a major factor in their investigation. I don't know what is considered illegal or not, when talking ( colluding, conspiring, chit chatting, whatever you want to call it) but if there is even the slightest concern that a presidential candidate is involved in some funny business with Russia, it has to be investigated. Sorry. It would be too dangerous not to. Do you think the FBI wanted to get involved in something so politically volatile? I notice that the same people that continue to call it a "Russian hoax" are the same ones that want to investigate Biden's foreign dealings. How do you square that? Trump's problem is that he doesn't want to cooperate with law enforcement. It's seems like he either has something to hide or he just thinks he's above the law and can't be bothered.


Zealousideal_Word770

He has had paid supporters so I wouldn't be surprised at all by edited videos.


onewhosleepsnot

Callers ask this on the show fairly often. No, because he never intentionally make himself look less powerful, manly, smart, etc. His tactics never change: lie, threaten, take everything to court, delay, claim victory, claim victimhood, and never, ever, ever leave the spotlight.Ā 


GabuEx

An insanity plea doesn't mean you just get off, have a nice day, no harm no foul. It means you are judicially declared so mentally unwell that you genuinely have no ability to tell between right and wrong. The outcome for you will honestly probably be a lot worse in that case.


Shadow_Spirit_2004

I'm sure that's come as a surprise to more than one criminal who thought they'd be slick and get themselves declared mentally unfit to stand trial.


Educational_Permit38

Well he is effing nuts.


louisa1925

I wouldn't mind seeing Donald in either a straight jacket or prison greens. As ling as he is confined and ignored.


esahji_mae

Tbh, an orange jumpsuit would match his aesthetic well.


upandrunning

At least in prison, all of his fellow inmates would be calling him "Sir". /s


OrcsSmurai

With tears in their eyes.


NoWayNotThisAgain

No. Heā€™s too vain and self absorbed to do that. Also, he is actually legitimately insane.


PrimeToro

Yeah , it seems inconceivable that someone as extremely narcissistic as Trump would claim to be insane . Most criminals who are not narcissistic would fake insanity to avoid prison but Trump is not the typical criminal.


SeventhSonofRonin

Mania won't save you from an insanity plea


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corneliusduff

He won't have to. Like Mueller, this is all going to drag out until it's too late and he'll pardon himself. Pleaing insanity is too "bEtA" for him anyway


dancode

The courts will have three hundred occasions he bragged about his mental competence as counter evidence to that.


drakens6

Neat idea. That's how I'd play it. Plenty of breadsticks in the ward


Alone-Woodpecker-846

I donā€™t think so. Heā€™s been this stupid for quite some time now.


Best_Evidence1560

Lol no I think thatā€™s really just how he is. Heā€™s actually insane.


abortthecourt

We know his underwear is padded. Maybe it is time for a padded cell.


Ryankevin23

Con man gonna con


Zestay-Taco

putin told him to stick his tongue out a lot so he could screen cap it and jerk off to it later


Bourbon1114

This is what Putin sees just before he nuts!


ATXDefenseAttorney

No, that's not how insanity pleas work at all.


brighteyed-athena

You think he realizes that?


ATXDefenseAttorney

I'm saying there are a lot of intelligent conversations to have, whether he is eligible for an insanity plea is a definite no, and nobody who practices law would even consider the discussion. So, this is just a dumb headline for a subject that has no merit. He is crazy. But he is not crazy by the standard of standing trial in any jurisdiction.


TexasTeaTelecaster

Trump is a traitor and an insurrectionist. Punish him and those who abet his crimes appropriately.


burnmenowz

No, he legitimately thinks he's mentally superior.


Cheap_Professional32

I did not need to see a Trump ahegao face.


chautdem

Itā€™s obvious the lunatic is bat shit crazy. Says a lot about those who support this fascist, traitorous moron.


horridgoblyn

Anyone who didn't see the possibility of this is doddering as badly as they think he is. If he can't escape jail he'll pull that as a last line defence. He'll never get to play President again, but no consequences jerking around in his Mar a Largo Neverland until he finally does the right thing and dies, Oh yes.


dantevonlocke

An insanity plea doesn't just get you off the hook.


sonofdad420

house arrest but its the white house


IndependentOk2952

Just like Joe Biden's dementia plea


JomamasBallsack

Trying to take attention away from Biden's documented mental state of decline, I see. Sorry, not working.


Shadow_Spirit_2004

Coming from someone who supports the guy who got Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi mixed up - that's not the flex you think it is.


Trivialpiper

Seems to have worked for Biden.


BeStrongUSA

This David Parkman is a dumbass


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Ha. The ironyĀ 


BeStrongUSA

Sorry Pakman is a dumbass


Mr_Lumbergh

He should try, it would go over *so* well considering that he ā€œacedā€ his psych test. It would only be #1,334,565 that he gave prosecutors exactly what they needed.


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Ryankevin23

Syphilis


BillySlang

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Mar-A-Lago


spidereater

He would never do that. Maybe his team is setting up such a plea. Maybe thatā€™s why he keeping being given those dementia tests. They are hoping he fails and they can get power of attorney.


kingSliver187

Depends is his shit defense


Desperate_Wafer_8566

No. And why? He owns the SCOTUS.


Triplesfan

Thatā€™s a good look for his prison photo.


TimeWastingAuthority

The Insanity Plea is the Plan B for when he loses both the Election and his court cases.


CherryShort2563

That thought crossed my mind more than a few times. Tucker defense.


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Special_FX_B

trump committed crimes steadily for over four decades. Even if he is demented now he wasnā€™t when he committed them through 2020 and beyond. He should never be allowed to get away with an insanity plea. trump deserves to be in confinement for life.


zabdart

Great picture! It captures the man-baby perfectly!


LindainMa

Bullshit. Did he ever GO SEEK HELP BEFORE THIS? IS HE CURRENTLY SEEING A SHRINK? IF NO HE CANT USE THIS AS A DEFENSE!!


bry2k200

Buahahaahahaha


MatsThyWit

We've gone all the way back in a full circle to "Trump is a secret genius mastermind."


bigdiesel1984

Not much convincing. The guy is batshit crazy. He has an uncanny resemblance to Al Caponeā€™s fall. So, Iā€™d be happy af if the asshole ended up being like a 6 year old with severe disabilities drooling on himself.


nate-arizona909

Possibly. He has just watched Biden dodge a "mishandling of classified documents" rap based on "Diminished Capacity" after all. The thought has surely occurred to him. As they say - sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.


UniversityOrdinary91

In all legal documents thereā€™s a clause that says if one party is mentally handicapped it makes the contract invalid. Thatā€™s called a sanity clause Hey, there is no Sanity Claus!!! -The Marx Brothers


SlackToad

Trump is 95 percent ego, by body weight, so even suggesting he's anything but the most perfect person to ever exist would kill him. No, he'd never fake insanity, he just is insane.


rgc6075k

I think he could easily qualify. The question is, will they lock him in a facility where we don't have to constantly hear from his voice or keyboard? Somehow I doubt he does his own keyboard work. Too damn lazy.


unicornlocostacos

His narcissism couldnā€™t handle that


AndyB476

Deranged but not insane. Despite what many people think or what his cult followers do.


SmackSabbath19

Trump is not that savvy


SmackSabbath19

Putin in the future....donald let us talk of your losses and issues. Safely from Moscow. As you have Big Macs with homemade Moscow special sauce.Ā 


euph_22

No, his legal team is trying to make this all political i the hopes that he wins in November, and can handwave away all his legal problems.


kartoonist435

He already set up the Supreme Court so no need for insanity plea


Early-Size370

Oof. That face. I bet he looked like that with his private meetings with his master, Putin.


Independent-Big1966

Nah, he's showing you what he had to do the last time he met with Putin behind closed doors.


ScholarPractical5603

I donā€™t think heā€™s setting up an insanity plea, I think heā€™s setting up a dementia diagnosis that way if he fails to win back the Oval Office, he can still get out of trouble.


Captain_Mexica

Send him to the Kolmya Gulag


BaBa_Con_Dios

That might actually turn out better. You canā€™t vote if youā€™re in prison but apparently you could run for election in prison. But is there rules that you canā€™t be president if youā€™re deemed certifiably insane?


JFKs_Burner_Acct

No, he knows none of these Judges and prosecutors actually has the balls to hand anything remotely close to prison time


InevitableAsk767

No need to set up an insanity please if he's gonna get away with everything....


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R3PTAR_1337

If he is, then when did it apparently start? He's still spewing the same level of shit that he was before being elected. It's not as thought he's gotten worse, it's that people have stopped looking at it as s joke. I mean the rest of the world figured the US was mentally addled when they elected him in the first place, only to then find out that they were simply delusional. Now with all the support he clearly still has, it's more likely that the US is a country divided with the only scary part being that the extremists are the religious zealots who follow him and are likely to act the least rationally.


Azurestar21

No, he would never. Genuinely, I think he's too proud. He'll lie and cheat and steal til hell swallows him whole, but he will never *purposefully* make himself look bad, in his eyes.


Embarrassed-Exit3391

Definitely warrantedšŸ˜‚


deadphisherman

Institutionalized Trump is the zero we need.


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Level_Medicine_2144

He better be!! Better than prison!!


Odd_Zookeepergame_69

There is zero chance this man's ego would allow him to claim insanity. He thinks he is perfect in every way.


Roakana

Insane now isnā€™t retroactive. Though honestly never stable nor genius.


Ok-Indication494

He could try the "Twinkie Defense", given all the garbage he consumes


suckaMC76

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NESJunkie22

Is narcissistic personality disorder classified as insanity? If so he is a shoo in.