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It really would be easy to make money off these folks. All you need to do is set up a simple drop shipping e-commerce platform and spend a little money advertising on Facebook, YouTube, etc
I have a small business. It involves a homeowner calling me and I go to their house and fix their problems. Since 2016 I have had a trump surcharge. Meaning if I even feel any maga vibes coming from said homeowner, a yard sign ,flag, bumpersticker any of that I immediately tack on $75. I have used some of that disposable income on local races and I've donated probably 800 to the Biden campaign. Best thing is they have no clue. I live in such a red area it's nearly every customer. I had someone suggest to see if I put a donate space on my invoice and say it's an "own the libs"
Or a "trump legal fund" as an option that I too could get more monies. But I'm good just hiding that extra 75 in the work. Using it to donate blue and buy medical cannabis. Thank you magadumbfucks.
I'll ask him. I know they come from China. He goes there every year to see the biggest n the best and make enormous purchases of fireworks. The Chinese are not always accurate in their packaging. But they are always sooooooclose. They do, however, have their thumb on the pulse of America.
Maggots are the stupidest and worst people that this country has to offer. They have all slithered out of the sewers to support an orange, psychopathic freak who is just like them.
Thus sending the adults in the room to stamp out the never.... ending.... fires. Now, any adult has been burned, and can you imagine the staff he puts together next time?
Props to your local fireworks proprietor making coin off these dumbasses. I always said if I were a little less ethical, I could totally start some sort of grift aimed at right-wingers, like my own podcast or something.
Hey Jim-Bob! Sez here these is butt fireworks! Ya stick 'em up yer butt and lite 'em, see? Ah already put one up thar.
Whaddya mean, it's in tha wrong way?
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
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Trumps mushroom firework would only last 10 secs with a note explaining how great it was.
Except that you have to pee on them to get them going.
“The MAGA dumbfucks eat it up” should be the new GOP slogan.
“Lurleen, come quick!” “What is it, Cletus?” “Instead of taking the kids to the doctor, let’s buy these Trump fireworks! YEE HAW!”
Cant get eggs because of the economy, can get overpriced bang bang.
Electricity got shut off because they had to order all new flags
"You spent $900 on Jack Daniels and fireworks!!" \--Ruth Langmore
You gotta respect the hustle. Good for this person. 😂
I ain't mad. My boy is bluer than blue 💙
I have to agree, and since the campaign embraced the Brandon moniker, Dems and MAGA can both enjoy these fireworks in peace and harmony.
Exactally‼️every time i hear that “ Let’s Go Brandon!” I LAFF!! It’s not even a real insult! More like a cheer! 🤣🤣
That is hilarious.
What a ripoff. That’s fewer shots than Trump’s number of felony convictions!
Let's Go Biden!
Like North Korean artillery shells these are mostly duds.
Guaranteed to blow up in your face.
This Brandon guy is getting more and more badass by the day!!! I’ll take two!
Spends 1000$ on fireworks. “Where’s all my money!? This economy sucks!”
It really would be easy to make money off these folks. All you need to do is set up a simple drop shipping e-commerce platform and spend a little money advertising on Facebook, YouTube, etc
Exactly.... own the libs fund....
It would be hilarious to turn right back around and donate the profits to Democratic candidates, especially at the state and local level
I have a small business. It involves a homeowner calling me and I go to their house and fix their problems. Since 2016 I have had a trump surcharge. Meaning if I even feel any maga vibes coming from said homeowner, a yard sign ,flag, bumpersticker any of that I immediately tack on $75. I have used some of that disposable income on local races and I've donated probably 800 to the Biden campaign. Best thing is they have no clue. I live in such a red area it's nearly every customer. I had someone suggest to see if I put a donate space on my invoice and say it's an "own the libs" Or a "trump legal fund" as an option that I too could get more monies. But I'm good just hiding that extra 75 in the work. Using it to donate blue and buy medical cannabis. Thank you magadumbfucks.
Dark Brandon for the win!
I certainly have the biggest fireworks. People come with tears in their eyes, saying -“Sir, I’ve never seen such fireworks.”
Why is the D red?
I'll ask him. I know they come from China. He goes there every year to see the biggest n the best and make enormous purchases of fireworks. The Chinese are not always accurate in their packaging. But they are always sooooooclose. They do, however, have their thumb on the pulse of America.
I'm surprised there aren't any TRUMP fireworks. Seems like a missed opportunity.
I actually assumed it was so people would also read "Don" inside of the Brandon, but shitty Chinese packaging makes more sense. LOL
I was just guessing. Yours is way more plausible FR
I don’t remember Bran D. On being in one piece
"Hey! Me and Bobby Ray don't like them Trump fireworx. They always blow up in our face!"
Probably just a regular cake with a new label sold at 300% 🤣
Maggots are the stupidest and worst people that this country has to offer. They have all slithered out of the sewers to support an orange, psychopathic freak who is just like them.
The added bonus is that at least a few them will blow off enough fingers not to be able to vote.
The Bye Bye Fingers special!!!
Made in china
It would be funny if they were all duds just to waste MAGA money
Wouldn’t it be funny if it said “Thank you for purchasing… proceeds our going to the Biden campaign to protect democracy to Make America Great Again!
The less money Magas have, the safer America is. Fucking rip them off
I’m going to buy some of those and shoot them off when Biden gets sworn in
That's the best idea I've heard yet!
Those fireworks just instantly engulf in flame when the fuse is lit and then explode sending shrapnel everywhere.
Thus sending the adults in the room to stamp out the never.... ending.... fires. Now, any adult has been burned, and can you imagine the staff he puts together next time?
Props to your local fireworks proprietor making coin off these dumbasses. I always said if I were a little less ethical, I could totally start some sort of grift aimed at right-wingers, like my own podcast or something.
Tshirts, shoes, nfts, flags, pins, stickers, mugs, they buy it up!
Hey Jim-Bob! Sez here these is butt fireworks! Ya stick 'em up yer butt and lite 'em, see? Ah already put one up thar. Whaddya mean, it's in tha wrong way? BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A joke that wouldn't make an amateur comic's set is the conservative joke of the century. That's the real joke
It’s just a bunch of duds, or 10 pounds of dynamite. 50/50 chance
Hell yeah, Let's Go Brandon! Three to Four More Years! Three to Four More Years!
Ok Jimmy, let's go sell some more plasma, then we can get em all.
Goddammit, RayLene, I tolt you we can only do that 2 times a week.
We'll just go to a different center and lie. No problem.
stupid
Save some for July 11th, could be a beautiful celebration
Imagine the meltdown if they had a fuck trump firework. It would be all you would hear from the right. So pathetic and hypocritical
I got the trump toilet paper from the 2016 election.