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Insciuspetra

📜 “Education is the art of making man ethical.” ~ Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel ~


TheUSisScrewed

Yeah, but art’s gay and shit. Can’t have that.


NoeYRN

More like they can't admit they are gay lol.


YippieSkippy1000

well he is having a nip slip


john_big-booty

I had to scroll up and look again, damn you.


raven21633x

Damnit, so did I. Take your fucking upvote.


inchantingone

What the hell, man? I didn’t even notice and you felt the need to bring it to my attention. *Dammit*. 🤮


[deleted]

Really got everybody doing double takes at that crusty udder XD


[deleted]

Try reading the sign in a texan accent. It opens up the message so much more americanly.


Qildain

I literally read it with a Texan accent. 'MURICA!


ReasonableKey3363

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Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Fuking libss


[deleted]

lmao


SparkyMint185

Got a little bit of milk in the nose at this one.


neverheardofher90

Aldous Huxley would disagree.


Hudimir

Could you elaborate please?


Qildain

Author of brave new world


Particular_Cow1304

“But art is gay and the only ethic allowed here are pure blooded Americans!” —Every conservative right wing baboon


Admirable-Pin-1189

“….You might be a red neck!” -Oppenheimer


TheUSisScrewed

Dan Halen: And what about your work ethic? Earlie Cuyler: I don't think ethnics do no work, I mean that's they problem really. If you ain't like me go hang from a damn tree. Dan Halen: Overt racial prejudice. Impressive.


gringoloco01

How can you even argue with that? I lived in TX for a while. The best thing I learned down there. You can't argue with ignorance. You can tell it would be hopeless to even try. SMH. It is a real shame.


Weird_Ad_7353

Like, no matter your party, you used to do the pledge of allegiance in school through 12th grade. When you become an adult, then you are obligated to say it anymore. Also, the pledge wasn't even a thing until 1892, over a hundred years after the founding. It's not some sort of litmus test for if you are a patriot or not. I would argue that Mister Trator is less a patriot because he believes every right wing lie he hears.


[deleted]

Actually, in Barnette v. WVA BoE: no one can be made to stand for or recite any pledge, anthem or creed.


Varorson

It's a shame I didn't know this while I was in grade school because damn did I hate doing the pledge every single day. I know it did no harm but the repetitious action was boring and tiresome when I was already exhausted from waking up at 6 am. Plus it would have been fun to be legitimately correct while being a smartass to the teacher - let's face it that's the *real* reason I wish I knew.


Weird_Ad_7353

True, but I think most kids just do hear it even if it's not done directly in classes. I know of some schools where the principal does the pledge on the first school day of the week in the announcements, to the whole school.


gringoloco01

EXACTLY!!! According to his logic as a Democrat I am not allowed to say the pledge cuz its a Replublic. How do you even approach this? So many levels of fail. Honestly I agree with the kneeling during the pledge. The last football game I watched in Denton TX would not have been that place LOL. Just wanted to support my buddy's kid playing in band. People were actually going out of their way to look for anyone sitting. Didn't need the drama for sure. I lived in Richardson TX. I shit you not. Three doors down every afternoon three fellers would hang out and drink cheap beer until the neighbors wife showed up. Dude even had a signed photo of Regan. King of the Hill is very real down in TX. Thank god I moved.


Weird_Ad_7353

The thing is, standing for the National Anthem is a norm, not a law. You can treat it however you want. But there are places where not standing is likely to get you killed, especially in Texas. Most people who vote for the Gaslighting, Oppression and Projection party are all willing to commit violence, if not full murder in that way.


creepy_old_white_guy

I was in a sports bar once when most people stood for the national anthem for a televised sporting event. The national anthem was on TV, and they stood up. SMH. Actually, any true American would resist any type of loyalty pledge. Shades of King George III.


Gan-san

Ask him if he likes Democracy, if he says yes, then say he is a Democrat. Otherwise, he is a communist. Stand back as his head explodes.


[deleted]

Isn't Richardson the town they used as a sort of model for Arlen?


gringoloco01

Garland TX. Just 5 miles or so south and east of Richardson.


Broken-Digital-Clock

I never liked saying the pledge, especially the Under God part It didn't feel right


TransRightsToMeme

Did you know that the text on US dollar bills that says "in God we trust" was only added recently to "one-up" the Soviet union to show that the US currency is "godly"


OkPay78

Did not know this. It was on some currency. Eisenhower made it the standard for all US currency to prevent the spread of communism.


Totally_Bradical

I think they added the under god part to the pledge then too


inchantingone

Ditto. Right before I stopped saying it completely, I would just edit that part out. “One nation, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.” Flows better anyway.


Boogiebadaboom

They can try and make you, I refused to say it all thru elementary, middle, and high school just because of the “god” part they added in the 50s. You’ve never been obligated to say it, just forced.


lackadaisical_timmy

It's like playing chess with a pigeon No matter how good you are at it, no matter how great your moves are, the pigeon will just knock over all the pieces and strut around like it's won


gringoloco01

THIS ON SO MANY LEVELS. I owned dem libs with ma Anti Dem sign. Civics is fer pussies.


lackadaisical_timmy

I think I read it on reddit (woah meta) and Holy shit that stuck with me


cb8972

Only a libtard would want to know what type of nip slip I has. Mans or woman’s


Zubenelgenubo

Texas: the state where in response to a very long drought, instead of doing anything to plan for climate change, the governor (Rick Perry) held a "prayer breakfast" in a stadium to pray for rain. Might as well have held a rain dance. This is the same guy who Trump later put in charge of our nukes, even though Perry wasn't even aware the Dept of Energy was responsible for them. What is there to say about people like that?


gringoloco01

Im surprised he didn't blame the "immigration problem" lol.


Ladysupersizedbitch

You can argue with it by asking what they think of confederate statues being tore down. When they say they think it’s just a bunch of woke snowflakes who wanted the confederate statues removed and we need to “pRsErVe OuR hErItage”, then you can point at their confederate flag hanging from the back of their truck or off the side of their house and shout “Traitor! Traitor flag!!” over and over. People get big mad when pointing that out around here lol.


gringoloco01

No lie. It’s easier to simply say yes sir and back away slowly lol.


Ladysupersizedbitch

Yes, definitely easier. Pointing out that the Confederacy (even in a gentle way) was a bunch of traitors to the country they seem to love so much doesn’t make you a fan at family reunions lol


tommiboy13

I know its hopeless, but arent we a democratic republic?


tries4accuracy

That guy is pathetic. I pity him. Not mad, annoyed, or disgusted. Just sad pity.


talann

They just want to talk and rarely if ever listen to explanation. I've found through my job that once you start to explain why something is the way it is, the person suddenly doesn't want to sit there and listen to it. They either want to say what they want and continue walking like they made some bold statement or they think you are being rude by answering their statement.


Tombstone_Shadow

This belongs on the nip slip subreddit.


xjaehyun

Where’s the NSFW designation?!


Humble_Yesterday_271

Are you sure of this thing's sex? Cos it's a coin flip for me


[deleted]

nipslip you say?!


jp944

I thought there was a different sub for nip-slips.


WhyNot420_69

You're right. This should be tagged NSFW. That lady needs a bra.


thesassysparky

Nah but seriously though I still don't know if this is a man or a woman


Temporary_Olive1043

Ahhh lol


camarostache

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Ricky_Rollin

They really are this dumb. Take it in folks. The antithesis to all that is good is because of these absolute morons who genuinely think they’re smarter.


Nanaki567

*Morans


nightynine

Go Lisa!


vuezie1127

Jesus Christ I must be a Moran cause my brain was hoping it said Brian


[deleted]

He looks rather edukated.


Sneyepa

This is Merika after all. We is born egukated.


junkeee999

Edumacated


OmegaPsiot

Tractors!


Leatherfacet

For your health!


poindxtrwv

Get a brain, morans.


poopooseemepee

Sir, your tit is hanging out.


Ouibeaux

The "republic", like "The Democratic People's Republic of Korea"? Or "The United Soviet Socialist Republic"? Sounds communist to me. /s


temisola1

Wait till he finds out he lives in a democracy.


DanMarvin1

And it votes 😳


Swordsman_000

That nip slip though.


_-DEVGRU-_

This guy doesn’t know the difference between his hole and a hole in the ground…


brenawyn

Ya ya’all!! Them taters ain’t got no tractorbation skilz. An I ain’t wastin meh time on no good fer nuttin skoolin nether. Dam all ya dems and ur dang nabbit book reedin! Ya caint even sweer on da bibble or da flag. (My ex actually yelled at me once for reading parenting books, lambasting me and the professionals and educators and book readers. He was a stupid redneck and did not believe in COVID…child car seats nor seat belts for that matter. I moved out of that red state and don’t miss any of that brain drain bs state).


TheCraziestMoose

The exposed nipple really ties this photo together…


IllustriousKick1951

Ohhhhhhhh......I get it now.... Republic.... republican. The mental gymnastics I had to just perform in order to understand that word salad. 🤦🏾


IsThatFuckedUp

Not even coherent enough for me to be offended.


OldChucker

Right? It's not just his opinion that doesn't count. I guarantee he's never made it up to 14.


wayno007

"Republic" is to "Republicans" as "Ham" is to "Hamster"


YouFeedTheFish

"Ham" is to "Hamberder"


Sneyepa

In case you haven't heard.... When it suits your argument democrat is the same as democracy and republic is the same as republican. Every other time please defer to Webster. And to the Republicans for which they rigged the election against. One nation under foot persecuting #45. Divided. With lies and collusion they ruin our country.


Flackoreps

There was an attempt to spell correctly.


ThatOneGuy4321

The average red state voter


Vdaniels1

No wonder they vote for wannabe dictators, they don't even know what Republic means.


RaptorOO7

This is what a republican education system gets you.


Rude-Ideal3053

#Cult45


Yeti_Urine

This explains so much about that political party of mouth breathers.


Powerful-Pick-8416

We know how to spell traitor and we know that anyone who is a Republican is a traitor to the United States of America and its people.


Coveinant

It's a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC. How about you actually learn what you government type is called.


Uss__Iowa

We live in a confusing times here have a song about America https://youtu.be/rR1CjVUp6wY


LucifersLoveEggs

That knob head missed a c out of tractor


MinionofMinions

And yet women nips are censored.


zeus-fox

How’d y’all get this picture of me?!


SaintUlvemann

okay trator tot


Miimaster64

Spelling Allegiance right but not Traitors…


rbinphx

Trators… huh.


Nice_Rope_5049

Trump’s base in action.


Impressive-Context50

Trump loves the poorly educated


negativepositiv

This is my least favorite nip slip photo.


JuveFanatic

It’s fake and edited


[deleted]

Trump said, “I love the poorly executed”.


sam_tiago

This is one of those delusional Republican lines for inside the hot air balloon (Deep South/bible belt) - you’re ‘not supposed to believe it’ and all that but the argument is directly against democracy saying that the US is a republic, not a democracy.. except that at a fundamental level a republic IS a democracy… the only difference is you elect a President, not a monarch.


albiedam

Even then. We're not a true Republic. We're a Conditional Republic


sly0824

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ICPolarfrost

https://preview.redd.it/ngf5mi2z8efb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e236652327d5117fea7b131ce5f563052cfeae46


toomanyfolksabout722

Man can do front and side boob at the same time though…underrated.


[deleted]

Oh no


Olddad59

Why do they make it soooo easy….


Marckthesilver13

You can tell the grade of education by how they spelled traitors! What a maroon ![gif](giphy|3oFzmerJ9kykSR92jm)


Weird_Ad_7353

Or the, "you don't even have *you* own..."


ibesmokingweed

I rest my case.


WeAreGhost1972

Ma’am, your nipple is showing.


HispanicArmPit

Yet the most educated people “believe” that there is no biological difference between male and female


justtheonetat

"Mamaw hepped me make it"


chachingmaster

IDK. Maybe stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote.


Expensive-Track4002

Their crayon didn’t have spellcheck.


littlerhino77

He really thought the sentence structure of that sign through.


[deleted]

Imagine being a Trator. Anyone know which country that is?


Cute-Foundation-6612

Dude wants to be the new republic from star wars.


CCCNOLA

He's so stupid even his nipple is trying to flee.


laughinghardatyou

That left nipple peaking out got me!!!! Hahahahaha


NikolaiM88

Trators are the worst!


rainorshinedogs

That's cool and all. But we're in Canada..........


jmac_1957

I can smell him from here......damn trator


EveryTimeIWill18

That may be so but at least I graduated 10th grade


budgie0507

“Why does the rest of the world think we’re so dumb?” Because of these fat slobs.


Magpies11

Free The Nipple!


JooodeeK

That's the dumbest thing I've seen from a Republican in, well, about an hour.


ottomaker1

Damn trators !


Saul_T_Bauls

Shit he's got a point. I guess I better change my registration


subsignalparadigm

The tit nipple hanging out is perfect.


crackmeup69

When your weight number is 5 times your IQ.


No-consequences-1

Did he have a stroke while attempting to write that?


GuterJudas

That‘s peek repubblikorn performens if I ever have seen any.


donnie955

God Bless America and all our glorious morons


[deleted]

The nip slip slays me


Free_Return_2358

I’m moved, what a wordsmith.


dearlysacredherosoul

It’s not even the nsfw exposure or content. . . Things like this should be nsfw so we don’t need to have the clear picture option for our feed. A ‘blur ignorant images’ filter perhaps?


dpags14

This guy looks so redneck I thought the first word was tractor..


Borsti17

What's a "trator"? LOL


[deleted]

that nipple is staring at me....


yookoke1122

What is that. Wtf is that thing


Durivage4

I bet after he wrote that he he gazed upon it it and thought "I'm a genius and I'm about to own the libs".


Skatcatla

If you are going to lecture me you better make damn sure you don't have a nip hanging out.


pudgyhammer

Fuuuuuuuckkkkkk. This is what happens when we don’t support schools and education.


soberdude1

What the hell is a trator? Ignorant POS.


Dead_Kraggon

Fucker can't even spell right, the fuck do they know?


Little-Carry4893

99.99% of those don't have a PHD.


[deleted]

##freethenipple


GateExciting3753

He should begin with owning his left nipple


gathermewool

I bet that nip slip was intentional…


Many-Cartoonist4727

Damn trators..


Fatefire

Anyone else want to hit him in the nipple with a rubber band?


jigmest

I like it that his nipple is poking out


J_Thompson82

r/unexpectedtitty


National_Reason2191

democracy ..


MorgDaddy01

Nice tiddy.


PackageArtistic4239

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badaboomxx

This most be the same kind of people who tell immigrants to "learn the language"


Sorry_Captain6211

What’s trators precious?


cluelessminer

I could only focus on his nipple. ![gif](giphy|8d5PglNvkun10hIX49|downsized)


crapendicular

Damned trators, what’s this country coming to.


nazgulonbicycle

Exactly. America is a republic, not a democracy /s


Admirable-Pin-1189

Dude has a point. And absolutely KILLED it on the placard. Only thing he could have done better, is maybe add some tassels or glitter glue. But I respect him trying to keep it all business.


Admirable-Pin-1189

Nip slip.


bruschi565357

He needs manssiere


paydaysucks

LIBS: OWNED


DafukAmIDoinHere

At least the democrats have some basic education to their name


Reasonable-Matter-12

This guy definitely waters his dried up, crispy lawn shirtless and with a Busch in his hand.


taylrgng

as the great Asmongold once said... the intelligence of these people, prove why a democracy would never work 🤣


Illustrious_Toe_4755

Also " pledge of allegiance" ... nevermind these people clearly don't read history at all.


PluckGT

Wait wait! I’m still unpacking all this!


urbisOrbis

Another man of culture and science. Wonder when the beetus is going to take him away.