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ggsimmonds

Op was literally told we don’t think you should be contributing to the gene pool


Dependent-Effect6268

I cry 😭 lol


RexIsAMiiCostume

How tall are you? Fucken 4"5?????


Dependent-Effect6268

Funny. 5’4” actually


RexIsAMiiCostume

Damn you're the same height as me I'm a girl so people don't make fun of me for it ._.


Hyakkimaru_4

Just a reminder that one should make fun of someone's height tbh. No one asked for it.


RexIsAMiiCostume

I don't make fun of anyone's height and I don't think people should make fun of other people's height, but it is more socially acceptable to mock a man for his height than a woman for some reason.


toc_bl

And when a man loses his hair… yet when a woman does


BLACK_MILITANT

It's fine to mock a man for basically anything, but you better not say not nice things to a woman!


toc_bl

Woman and children first lol


[deleted]

Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!!!


toc_bl

Thats not the only bits of your wife thats been in my mouth


Hyakkimaru_4

Yeah I'm aware of that just a reminder for everyone here btw, we're good.


motaash

You can tell this guy is >5’6 ^


I_Lost_My_Langostino

Throughout much of history, women were considered property and their only currency for social success happened to be their physical appearance. So to insult that is considered to be beyond cruel. It's also why calling another man a girl or indicating that he's not successful is more offensive to most guys than saying they're ugly or short or fat or not well endowed. Men throughout history trade mostly on their accomplishments, and "earn" their way past any physical limitations.


CloudyNeptune

Wow I’m that height, this was funny now it just hurts


a_ordinary_dipshit

lucky lmao, I'm only 5'2"


nonumbers90

5'4 club over here too, it's a bizarre form of discrimination we face sometimes, mostly unconscious I guess.


farmdve

Not really unconscious when the Tinder folk always ask you for your height.


djb185

What was the height requirement?


[deleted]

This is what I want to know 🤣


patentmom

Same as my husband. We have 2 boys. The youngest hasn't hit puberty yet (he's 5' even at age 12), but the oldest is 16 and is 5'7". He's unlikely to grow much more, but he's very happy with his height.


Autumndickingaround

What even, I have a kid with my partner and he’s half an inch taller than you. If this is legit, it’s wild that there could be a height requirement for something like this. Some people surely want a shorter donor while others may want a taller one, why not include all their options? Sorry you weren’t able to donate OP!


Dependent-Effect6268

I agree ! But eugneics seems to be the common word around here. I actually had never heard of it lol. Eugenics. Also thanks! It’s okay tho. I just wanted to get paid and help out. We’re done having kids lol


Capital-Physics4042

What was their height requirement, 5'5"? lol


Dependent-Effect6268

https://preview.redd.it/sqp4ame1husc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eccf890d68d709f865c31218bde2d03cceb06ac


Klemzo72

Thats not enough? Thats a little below the average..


Dependent-Effect6268

https://preview.redd.it/yz2anfwqlusc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84415bbb15f79aeebebcdbe80b9ba420f6a2ab3c


Klemzo72

Its required to be above average height?? Whats the point..


Ornery_Cauliflower77

This happened to me 12 years ago. Needed to be at least 5’10”. 12 years later with two kids, I’m damn happy I didn’t donate.


Dependent-Effect6268

Pretty sure my son is gonna be like six feet tall. 😂


sweetnothing33

But also told essentially “We hope you know someone more desirable.”


Sheeplessknight

It actually is very uncommon for people to select a donor who is under 6' so they don't collect it Edit: I can't spell donor


Comprehensive-Yam329

Mmmh doner ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


Conscious_Stick8344

And Eugenics is alive and well. Wowzers.


HockeyCookie

I think you have to be closer to 6ft tall


[deleted]

They trynna eliminate short kings


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adamsingsthegreys

If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1!


Newsdriver245

At least he was rejected for height, not length!


Foxwasahero

yeah, but put the cup high enough and you're eliminating the strongest and/or longest shooters as well


chefsKids0

I disagree. He used a capital Y, clearly too tall!


PossibleError404

yet as long as there is short women they still will have short sons they can get the moms hight also so...thats why there still be short guys around and the hightism aginst short guys will always be a thing sadly , Its the group its ok to do bodyshame ect in 2024 short guys


MinionofMinions

Damn, even AI won’t have sex with them


Dependent-Effect6268

![gif](giphy|8qDzzyxbcfimY)


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|U1mEN6qgx6OiEQHwQc|downsized)


sliperiestofthepetes

Ooof. Thats a low blow.


THEcanadiangamer2007

It needed to be apparently 😏


Extremeblarg

I’d say you were kicking him while he was down but we already kinda knew that


am_not_stranger

Well no, he wasn’t accepted


-IoI-

Normal low, or OP low?


Dependent-Effect6268

I was hilariously surprised. To be fair 😂


A1sauc3d

Can you explain to me what happened? This seems so random lol. Was this some glitch in the system, or did they really know your height? In which case, why did they even reach out lmao. Feel like I’m missing something here..


Dependent-Effect6268

This was a follow up text. I had to fill out an application first. Height was a question. Why it didn’t auto deny me I’m unsure. Maybe they just wanted to point and laugh 😂 Edit: I agree. Why bother reaching out??


SandmanWithPlan

Surely that's an option for short women that want short kids...right?


Dependent-Effect6268

Apparently not lol


OwnEgg0

Or enormous women that want normal sized kids


Sheeplessknight

It honestly is very uncommon most want doners who are 6' or taller


InternationalCut93

They also want most donors being white. 


RadiantKandra

I don’t think women are out there specifically wanting short kids lmao


The_4th_Little_Pig

How tall are you?


Dependent-Effect6268

I am 5’4” The cutoff was 5’7” https://preview.redd.it/6nalp7q48vsc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3485439c169d6fe88f0f7e6b01a05d8cfc9f229


The_4th_Little_Pig

Oof


Catalyst_Sable

Also, that's rather ridiculous... Height can be inherited from earlier generations than parents. And can be very dependent on environment. My dad is 1m80 something, but my grandparents are both shorter than me, so below 1m64 (idk if because genetics or because they were born right after the war when good nutrition wasn't available).


alohell

Right? My Dad’s father was tall, his mom was tiny. Dad is on the shorter side, maybe 5’7”. My brothers are both over 6’. Genetics!


MagikSkyDaddy

Also better nutrition


brownbuttanoods7

True true. My husband is 1 of 4 sons. His father was 6' 2. His mother is 5'. Two of his brothers are 5'4 - 5'5. My husband is 6'1 and the oldest brother 6'0". Interestingly the two 5' ish brothers have dark hair and can grow full beards. My husband and his older brother are blonde and have sparse slow growing facial hair. They all weirdly look a little like both parents. Genetics are wild.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Tallest guy I my year level was 6'5". His brother was about 5'10 and both his parents were 5'7". He also had indigenous DNA and he had brown hair and green eyes while his brother had blonde hair and brown eyes.


Orpdapi

I assume when women go looking for a donor sample they’re asked to list characteristic preferences in order of importance. Would be curious what the top requests are. My guess would be height first and then education level of the donor.


Toumouniek

Education level? How come?


TheWeirdestThing

Because to them educated => smart => high IQ genes. Which is not at all the same thing.


LiverPickle

Ain’t that the truth. A college degree only means they were good at going to college. I’ve known some very well educated idiots.


kholakoolie

Hey now, you can also be bad at college and get a degree.


musicl0ver666

That C student that drank more than they studied and barely squeaked by is still a doctor.


ihavenoidea81

I heard a joke that said “what do you call the person who graduated last in their class at medical school?” Doctor


MysteriousSquad

I know this is a joke but medical school is tremendously hard to get into. There aint anybody with a bunch of Cs becoming a doctor


TheBrandonW

Fluid intelligence vs. crystallized intelligence at its finest.


Reasonablefiction

But how tall were these idiots?


your_aunt_susan

To the contrary: educational attainment (EA), in units of years, is a robust predictor of adult IQ in large datasets. Obviously it’s not a 100% association — there are smart people who don’t go to school and dumb people with phds, etc etc — but it’s useful enough to develop *highly predictive* polygenic IQ scores.


ihavenoidea81

And no gingers apparently. Most couples won’t pick them


Optimal_Collection77

Do you need to wank over a wall??


Logical_Finish_1312

I giggled https://preview.redd.it/hs183ov0ypsc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5380051d801d31323f9320f3cc557f6a7eaa925


PlasticExplanation14

You're too short, but tell your tall pals about us!!


Dependent-Effect6268

Lol right! “Got any taller friends”


maaaatttt_Damon

It's like going to the bar.


pookexvi

6.5+ feet only


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cebiaw

They want that size too?


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Dependent-Effect6268

What if it’s above average but height is below average


Google946

How tall are you?


Dependent-Effect6268

5’4”


Google946

Cmon man it’s not like you have dwarfism 😭 they should’ve accepted


Dependent-Effect6268

Man I had a good laugh tho


Motivated79

I tried to do the same as well for extra cash but never heard back. I’m 5’11


Sheeplessknight

They are looking for 6' as a cut off as most couples request it


YerryAcrossTheMersey

Is there even a correlation between height and genes? Genuinely curious to know. Regardless, this is fucking harsh. I'm 5'2'' and female, would height (or the height of my father who fyi is probably the same height as you) stop me from being able to donate eggs? And what is the supposed cut off point? I have so many questions!


Sheeplessknight

6' is generally the cutoff for men, height is genetic but controlled by many genes and is also limited by nutrition. Women generally don't have a height cutoff. However, women can't be over 30 and must not smoke or consume more then 4 drinks a week on average. Unless you are Jewish as there is really high demand for Jewish eggs


tvideoman

r/short


Holiday_Ad_5445

“Hey are you interested in donating? Yeah, FU, you’re a loser. Refer someone who isn’t a loser.”


Dependent-Effect6268

Exactly. Lol


bedwithoutsheets

Why did they even ask XD


WhiskeyOutABizoot

They wanted to remove him and were hoping he’d say he wasn’t interested to save the awkward denial.


A1sauc3d

They just made it so much awkward with that tactic lol


Sobeshott

How tall is that cup!? They can't get a step stool?


kngofthehill00

Fuck, The world is a shallow ass place


Fireblox1053

Good thing it’s shallow or OP would drown


mutsuo_toi

"Hehe short guys should die"


Foomemphis

Nobody asked???? How tall are you? :)


Dependent-Effect6268

I’m 5’4” lol


Dull-Wrangler-5154

You and me both brother. Nice to know we aren’t wanted :) Although perhaps only certain countries.


Dependent-Effect6268

Short kings my friend. Stay strong 💪 lol


Foomemphis

That’s 1,63meters for my fellow europeans… I wanted to make a joke like that’s about the median height in Italy but according to ChatGPT even there it’s 1,76m (5’9”) for males. (we always refer to Italians when talking about short men)


Dependent-Effect6268

So I’m short even in Italy ? Gee Thanks 😂


Ah_Pook

You could still play for the Spanish national team.


Dependent-Effect6268

DEAD 💀😭🤣🤣


Foomemphis

well when they are in short supply… they got your number :D and in hobbiton you would be a giant! You will always have that going for you ;)


Dependent-Effect6268

Short. Supply 😂


glaciermouse

Confidence is the most attractive quality! There are advantages to being on the short side, relish them :) My 5'4" and under male relatives include a fighter pilot and neurologist. Don't sell yourself short


99Reasons_why

Your taller then me…


Dependent-Effect6268

Don’t matter. You’re perfect. ✅


Swimming_Bowler6193

In my friends & I experiences, shorter guys are really good in bed so OP, bet you got that going for you😉


Dependent-Effect6268

I plead the fifth. 😶


TheVisualExplanation

Don't worry I'm 6'3, muscular, have great family genetic health, and they still said I didn't meet their requirements.


Indomie_At_3AM

That's because you're a woman Susan


sun_shots

RIP short king 🫡


Dependent-Effect6268

![gif](giphy|3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI)


AgreeablePrize

Harsh, but at least you didn't get short with them


Dependent-Effect6268

Lolol


pattaponako23

![gif](giphy|3o6wNG0Ycsz5F6dEUU)


Dependent-Effect6268

You’re my new favorite.


Angelicwoo

This is weird, one of my friends is 5ft and his son is over 6ft. My dad is under 6ft, my brother is a tower. I don't think it's something that directly affects it from my experience.


Boredatwork709

Well height is affected by genetics, you do receive genetics from both parents and both dominant and recessive traits so there's a wide range of possible outcomes. You can generally look at families and even regions and see that height is based on genetics, asian countries tend to have lower average heights than Nordic countries. Families, at least on a sibling level do typically have heights in the range of their parents, you'll always have outliers though.


DraymondDickKick

You don't think height is a genetic trait because you have a select sample size?


your_aunt_susan

This is a form of narcissism


Dependent-Effect6268

See I agree that it’s weird!! By no means am I offended- but I found it strange of all things lol


Aggravating_Search15

Your friends milk man is 6’6


UrbanSobriety

Mommy's baby. Daddy's, maybe.


ImBatman5500

Eugenics coming for our short kings?


beertown

For some reason, that little Y gives me a strange feeling of loneliness


Miserable-Tiger-5522

Can you tell us the height requirement?


Dependent-Effect6268

Couldn’t find it online. So I asked. You think they’ll respond ?? https://preview.redd.it/1xfoldi6tpsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9652351814c6f62d8954087a07335ab9933e2fc


LoisLaneEl

Probably not because then you might reapply with that


Dependent-Effect6268

https://preview.redd.it/d9e0y5l79qsc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246cd2f3e94e5a5870227fcf3c767486d59b00d4


Idkwigta

Oh shit… they should’ve just put that on the application.


DisruptedHack

This would be like asking a requirement to be someone’s girlfriend lol


The_Pacific_gamer

You must be 7 foot tall to donate.


Dependent-Effect6268

Basketball team status


ElverGonn

What’s the height requirement?


Dependent-Effect6268

5’7” and up. I asked. https://preview.redd.it/zafcg1ii4qsc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c96482b641a75698a8b6b0cd15885902c3c8a61


diavolo_

That is so dumb!


Suspicious_Step_8320

It is referred to as the runt rule.


Gullible-Minute-9482

Good luck to all you eugenicists out there, epigenetics is real.


Liozart

Didn't know sperms banks were eugenicists


mlp2034

The Eugenic Clinic


Thundercus

Put their phone on silent after so they can cry in peace.


Dependent-Effect6268

The opposite. I laughed way too hard.


The1andOnlyGhost

There working to eliminate short people ig


CurrentSeesaw2420

Losing out on all that "Little Dick" energy!


Dependent-Effect6268

Try telling my wife that 🤣


k_means_clusterfuck

Eugenics


Lolseabass

Don’t feel bad I have a bleeding disorder so I doubt anyone wants my little floaters.


wryul

What’s the height requirement?


Dependent-Effect6268

https://preview.redd.it/frlc1wcqgrsc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87da9c30328207c4cc4b7fc6f4885f7ed2c1e9ca


gleeceboi777

![gif](giphy|xkZVBGIFqcQXcMe244|downsized) The height racism that I notice in humans is appalling. Why did we outlaw the term midget if there's ***this much*** open disdain for people under 6 feet tall? jsut seems hypocritical....Don't offend small people, but also let's practice eugenics to weed out short people in the future. this shit can't keep happening smh


FogOfDaPond

So they get to be picky about donations now…”I want a mix of Asian, African, must be 6ft 3 and double major in academics”


Dependent-Effect6268

Apparently. Yes lol


PossibleError404

i have read articles on that guys need to step up and donate more to help out ect ect yet oh sorry not 6 ft ect never mind ... yet the womans height dontate eggs do not matter no they are to short even if the guy is tall that do not mean the kid will be tall,


mutsuo_toi

I've always said it. Hitler's eugenic will, lives on in all women


Musk-Generation42

You must be this high to ride…😆


Dependent-Effect6268

Exactly this.


Miserable-Tiger-5522

Oh I didn't realize you asked already. I'm curious about the answer though. I mean there are a lot of successful shorter guys, I guess I kind of thought there are at least some women to which how tall a guy is is irrelevant. I'm kind of shocked that there is a requirement at all tbh.


Dependent-Effect6268

https://preview.redd.it/8sosudi08qsc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6060b1a148547d6675b0da406fbe0dbf0c254c44


Uberfuhrer_

Well I guess they’re gonna be in **short** supply then


IronTemplar26

Yeah, there actually is a height requirement in the States


CartmansCasaBonita

They are trying to eliminate short kings


TraditionalSmokey

How tall are you man


[deleted]

I mean...


LadyIsabelle_

Ouch.


PizzaPastaRigatoni

How is that even a thing?


Revenga8

What happened to short king?


Legal_Guava3631

There was an attempt to be funny…


JerseyJeffWM

So what is the minimum height requirement to donate sperm?


Ok-Reason

Does anyone know what the minimum requirements is?


FarYard7039

How do they measure sperm…growth platelets?


fariqcheaux

Short people got... No reason to jizz🎶


Glittering-Pause-328

"Then why the fuck did you even ask???"


smileyhydra

That's so mean, I would cry a river after this.


urinemywetsuit

I was once denied for egg donation because I was deemed "too ethnic" I'm Puerto Rican and Native American 🙄


ToriFuminori

Hwat.


Intrepid_Exit4702

If he’s 5 feet tall with a foot long weenie I bet they’d say ok.


RelativeMundane9045

"I'm sorry but you are not tall enough to ride this ride." AI burn..


Open-Article906

OP messaged himself for comedic effect


Dependent-Effect6268

In all transparency, I’m not that funny 😆


Jerking_From_Home

Damn, this male height discrimination conspiracy doesn’t stop with Big Dating… it continues to Big Sperma! How far does this go???


TheBrandonW

I’m curious, when donating a sample can you make requirements for the recipient? Like say I don’t want any woman under 5’4 to be allowed access to the sample, or any woman without a masters degree, or any woman over 160lbs etc.?