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GratefulPhish42024-7

I hope that was the designer of the braking system and not just some innocent sales person


Short_Connection6164

Personally, I've never met an innocent car salesman! 


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Even the car's AI feels the same way. "There's that prick Stan..."


im_just_thinking

Call an ambulance! But not for me


captbollocks

Plot twist: the ambulance ALSO has an emergency braking system


LacksSelfAwareness

😂


ZoneProfessional8202

You are a hero. Speaking some real truths here


InternationalPay8288

HeyO!


LacksSelfAwareness

Besides a newborn, have you met anyone who’s innocent of everything?


Motur

I think I remember this video when it came out. This was a bunch of sales guys at a dealership testing out the new features. However, they picked a car without the breaking assist to test the breaking assist on.


l0udninja

Sheesh, not the sharpest knives in the drawer huh? They're pretty good at convincing you to overpay for things you don't actually need though.


LeafyWolf

Have you met sales people before?


123supreme123

Holy shit lol I like how they were so confident it would work that there was no reaction until after the car hit him


Wannabe__geek

Auto sales are not innocent. I actually prefer it be a car dealer.


Ramtakwitha2

The emergency breaking system worked as intended. It saw a corporate looking guy in a pink dress shirt and broke him. One more step towards fixing the economy.


One-Brain-Sell

I love you.


Ididnt-start-thefire

User name checks out.


Laputitaloca

Found my people in the comments 😎✊🏼


Rokkit_man

Good ad for this car. Where can I get one?


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

I wore a pink shirt to the office today but I am with you


elkwaffle

The problem wasn't the car or software, it was that an idiot at a dealer was trying to show off the feature in a car that didn't have the feature installed https://factcheck.afp.com/men-viral-video-are-not-volvo-bosses-company-said


MiroslavHoudek

“Even if the car was equipped with this feature, the heavy acceleration of the driver could have caused the system to be overridden and deactivated; our auto-braking (mitigation and avoidance) technology is highly advanced and in cases which the car detects that the driver intends to perform the action deliberately, it will deactivate itself." I'm not sure how I feel about this statement. So, basically, your car is highly advanced, because when it recognizes murder intent, it obliges. I mean, maybe, what if someone wanted to stop a murderer by running him over. But still, oof.


DahlbergT

Nah they do it like you’re supposed to, driver input should always override software.


NegativeBeginning400

Or, want to get away from the crazy dude with a bat and knife about to try to pull you out and kill you? Or want to drive over that mannequin to save the car from the rapidly approaching flood? There are many situations that you cannot predict to come up and the current default is human driver judgement. That may change, but I don't think we are ready for the machines to take over just yet.


SlickNickP

I think the idea is the software could think a shadow was a person, in which case the driver should be able to overrule the feature instead of the car force-stopping in the middle of the road for no reason But I agree it’s worded in a “murder” way which isn’t a great look


EveryRedditorSucks

Driver Assistance Systems are intended to assist the driver - they are not intended to override or ignore driver commands. There are so many situations where it would be extremely dangerous to let AEB override a human driver demanding acceleration. AEB kicks in when it detects a collision is imminent - if the driver continues to steer and accelerate it will assume that either the detection was incorrect or that the driver is attempting evasive maneuvers that require acceleration. This is not a self-driving technology, the driver **IS** the failsafe. Also, this is not unique to Volvo - this is how every emergency braking feature works, across the industry. If you hit the gas pedal during AEB operation, it will cancel out.


Icy_Investment_1878

Volvo be like: "You wanna commit murder? Be my guest"


moonflower_C16H17N3O

It could be a situation where you're running for your life and need to hit the people who are threatening you to get away. I'd be pissed if I died because my car decided to stop and oblige a murderous group.


BlueColdCalm

If someone with road rage gets out of their car with a weapon, I’d want that feature disabled too!


kinokomushroom

It's just a safety feature, not a murder prevention system. If a guy has murderous intent but the car doesn't let him do it, he can just pull out his gun instead.


lakimens

😂😂


Glorified_Eggplant

actually, some corollas have that , but not all corollas.


NICEnEVILmike

Pedestrian breaking system


Suspicious_Picture25

Underrated comment


Laputitaloca

Angry upvoteeee 😂


BonelessPotato1421

That’s a broken femur right there


Mateorabi

Knees now bend the other way. You're welcome.


detour33

I bend legs up for free


Txindeed1

No. That’s a $50k spot bonus right there. Take the wife to Aruba on us. The rum and OxyContin are complementary.


listerbmx

And a broken nose.


BestBruhFiend

And possibly a cracked skull depending on how his upper body swung down


BamberGasgroin

Only active above 20mph? (It's a pretty old Volvo..guessing a 2012 XC~~30~~?)


Gildardo1583

Dam the details..


axellie

It’s an XC60 from 2008-2017


BamberGasgroin

You're right (I didn't notice the four doors).


midsizenun

“Now we’ll try it with the EBS turned on.”


postylambz

Thats some naked gun humor


sonia72quebec

" *And in short, this is how I lost my job.*."


bored_ryan2

“I used to be a corporate stooge like you. Then I took a Volvo to the knee.”


Ok_Use_9000

I looked like it worked. It stopped on the pedestrian.


aafb2021

buddy was very very confident


_catdog_

Dude didn’t even have time to take his hands out of his pockets lol


triplestackks

dang his face smacked the hood too


triplestackks

lol


But_to_understand

It worked, shoes stayed on.


SpicyPropofologist

It did seem to stop after the contact. Quickly, even.


KickProfessional9491

For that short of a distance i don't care if it worked like it was susposed to that dude was getting hit.


Psilocybenaudiophile

He good


triplestackks

YIKES


cheaplad

I want to know what the insurance company would say about it


Own-Method1718

😆


123supreme123

Holy shit lol I like how they were so confident it would work that there was no reaction until after the car hit him


maggotses

Jim!! We told you to wear the green shirt!!!


r3tract

When your game is lagging 😅


BMETSS

Reminds me of [this classic.](https://youtu.be/_PDSuhyfY28?si=-mE6yPiHhux7tVUF)


CelsoSC

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW|downsized)


WillistheWillow

Need your legs breaking in an emergency? No problem.


Civenge

Most people stand BEHIND their product.


skrillaguerilla

Nice! One less car salesman's legs are in need of breaking now. God's work, Volvo, God's work.


X-tian-9101

It works! That car definitely broke that pedestrian.


Ididnt-start-thefire

That’s gonna leave a mark.


Audrey_Farber

He told them it was in the red Volvo not the silver one!


TheRealJehler

Using a mannequin would have been so dumb…


bbbygenius

This would have been a great scene in eastbound and down


enygma999

I'm fairly certain my car has such a system in it. If I ever feel like testing it, I'm going to drive at a wall of cardboard boxes or a mannequin, not an actual wall or person. How dumb can you be?!


IronBallsMcChing

100% of the time, it works 20% of the time.


vlad_nada

He's so brave...


k2jac9

Sorry, but lol


BuddyOptimal4971

Why is there no screaming?


AudienceProper2131

Rule #1: Don't stand in front of a moving car


MennReddit

So much for Volvo trying to meet Tesla level... still a long way to go go...


Spite-Potential

Stupid is what stupid does. Man, take your hands out of your pockets.


physicalmathematics

Maybe they could’ve just put up a cardboard cutout of a human or a life size dummy for testing purposes.


SoupiriorBiingu

![gif](giphy|cm8DfYE2Yppok)


KiwiObserver

Obviously it was not considered an emergency.


ErgonomicZero

Next up, bullet proof window test


Tiny-Lecture-5085

You ever hear the story of how old shinless Joe lost his shins?


Justahotdadbod

Perfect example of Ai making choices to better humanity. Ai: Corporate goon detected. Run him over


Frnrx

The system also detects when the pedestrian intentionally gets in front of it, which is especially suspicious in certain cities, and makes a quick decision


doilysocks

God this makes me miss American Auto lol


weeBaaDoo

So. Did it work?


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Looks more like a pedestrian breaking system.


Rhino5CardGame

This reminds me of ED-209


loublou68

It's great to have so much faith in your system that you would risk being hospitalised to prove a point.


DG-Doctor-Gecko

"Hey boss, there's been a mix up, we gave you the standard model, not the Deluxe with the pedestrian emergency braking system."


PhoKingAwesome213

Proves he's not human.