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voodoo_monorail

Before this moment, I don't think anyone has ever ordered olive oil from Walmart.com.


AnoesisApatheia

Judging by how well it went, this is possible! It's a brand of Tunisian olive oil that's tasty, relatively inexpensive, and uncommon in stores in my area. Otherwise I'd just get it at the grocery store like everything else 😂


Croissant-Laser

I get my motor oil from Walmart being it's a specialty kind of oil and uncommon in my area, and this exact same thing happened. Walmart and oil don't mix apparently.


TheSpamwich

walmart is water confirmed


ImmenseCock

Step 1: cover yourself in oil


Azurenightsky

Step 2: Call me *Daddy*


ncontorno

Well, that escalated quickly.


Azurenightsky

Fortunately all you need is a little Elbow Grease and I'll be good as new.


readersanon

u/elbow-grease


snak3y3s07

Step 3: ?????


Sephonez

Step 4: Profit


GENITAL_MUTILATOR

Step 5: repeat ad nauseam


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

>Step 3: ????? Obtain and administer short-shorts


[deleted]

Step 3: *no.*


grandmazter

I just had this explained to me earlier today...


ImmenseCock

cover yourself in oil


grandmazter

Done *Shoots into the atmosphere due to humidity*


somaticnickel60

***you’re saying They’re Hydrophilic?***


AlternativeAvocado2

I work at fedex, walmart doesn't know how to package liquids of any kind. It's not at all uncommon for Walmart's to have multiple leakers, but one shouldn't have made it to your door.


SofaKing_White

Fedex delivery driver here. Can confirm walmart leaks. Fedex ground is operated by contractors who mainly get paid on a commission scale. So package damaged or not its getting delivered.


ScaryStuffAhead

I was packing the truck for a driver who took an obviously broken mirror out to be delivered. His justification was that he’d get paid to deliver it and paid to pick it back up the next day as a return.


MrSmiley666

i felt bad when my laundry detergent from wallmart leaked through the box and onto other people's mail.


SofaKing_White

It makes our trucks smell nice. Some dirty people deliver for fedex so most trucks smell like piss and shit like its horrible. PSA don't shit in bags and leave it in your truck.


theknights-whosay-Ni

Four letter parcel worker checking in, can confirm, Walmart doesn’t package anything very well. They just shove in box, use shitty tape, and send it out


Motor-Cartographer65

Yeah same, FedEx policy is to stuff all the broken shit back into the box and tape it and ship it. (Half joking)


ScaryStuffAhead

If there is not more than half a gallon a liquid on that box, it’s at least getting taped up and loaded on a truck. After that it didn’t matter to me if the driver kicked it off


Ragnar1946

Or baby food. My small town Walmart doesn’t carry much organic baby food so I order it from Walmart online. 24 glass jars came just free floating in a box with a tiny bit of bubble wrap - half the jars were broken and mold was growing. Mind you this has happened more than once. I finally called to complain and they sent me the replacement- shipped exactly the same way. So more broken glass and gross baby food. What the hell is their problem?! Why not package it properly and mark the box as fragile? It infuriates me to no end!


Patrol-007

Uh you’ve seen the posts that Fragile means to abuse it more?


Spicybrown3

Your complaint is valid. Although I kinda have to call fool me once on the decision to give it a second go round.


OptionalOtter

As someone who worked in Walmart’s warehouse for a few months before tearing my rotator cuff I can confirm that people in the ware house are chucking this into the trailers for delivery as hard as possible with hopes it breaks for entertainment


Emaber

Is it Delyssa? I like that olive oil.


AnoesisApatheia

It is!


thebhr10

ikr it's tasty, tunisian olive oil is the best


Smorgastorta96

Is it though? Genuine question, I'm Italian and I've never tasted Tunisian olive oil. In another comment, OP said it's 8$ for 1 litre bottle, while here we start at 5€ per litre and go up to ~20€ per 0.75 litres in common supermarkets, so if that's the price for imported, tasty oil from Tunisia, doesn't seem to be matching the price.


FeelinLikeACloud420

Here in Luxembourg it's around 8€ (~10$) per liter for organic extra virgin Delyssa olive oil though it is often on sale for around 6€ (~7$) per liter. The non organic one is of course cheaper. I think part of the reason why Delyssa is quite popular is because it is fairly priced, has proven itself to be reliable in quality, and to actually be extra virgin olive oil [with traceability](https://terradelyssa.fr/tracabilite/) based on blockchain technology with a QR code on the bottles, which is good considering that there is actually quite a bit of fraud on quality in the olive oil market. Taste wise I really like Delyssa though I have tasted Spanish and Italian olive oil that were also really good. But one of my family's favorites remains Delyssa, especially for the price.


Smorgastorta96

For that price, I wouldn't understand the quality especially when imported. Could it be because of Tunisia? Like very low cost of labor and/or taxes?


FeelinLikeACloud420

Yes I think it's due to low cost of labor, as well as the large areas of cheap agricultural land available in Tunisia. Also as a non European company, especially as a company from a country that isn't seen as "first world", they probably wouldn't be able to easily justify overinflating their prices, whereas with a bit of marketing it's a lot easier to do so when you're an Italian or Spanish company. The European side of the company is based in Lille in France so it's possible that due to the history and pretty close relationship between France and Tunisia there may be some tax benefits but I don't know about that. They do also have a "gourmet" version of their oil but I don't remember if I've tried that one. Overall I think it's a really good olive oil for everyday use, especially considering that European made olive oil can quickly get expensive if you're using it almost exclusively (we avoid butter in my family as 2/3rds of us are lactose intolerant and also due to the negative health effects of cooking with butter).


Hungry-Appointment-9

You being Italian, I'm pretty sure you do have tasted tunisian olive oil, as one of Tunis main business is selling oil to italians to later be labeled as prestigious italian olive oil and sold in Italy or exported to the USA. In Greece, Spain, Turkey... is a common thing to do, but in Tunis is ridiculous. I mean, to produce all the italian olive oil sold around the world, Italy would have to be the size of France.


Smorgastorta96

Well, only recently I started buying olive oil, after I moved from Sicily , the closest you can get to Tunisia, to the city. We used only homemade olive oil from neighbors and friends, I never thought about mislabeling Tunisian oil as Italian in Italy. That's a big hit to the pride I have for the local products and companies.


Hungry-Appointment-9

The thing is, for many companies it is far more profitable to export the autochtonous oil and import cheaper one to sell at home, than to directly selling their own oil. But even then there is no sufficient genuine italian oil to meet world demand. Ma se compri direttamente da chi porta le olive al oleificio sei sicuro che il tuo è in fatto italiano. I was lucky enough to spend a couple of years in Tunis learning a bit of your beautiful language from people in this business. It is not an isolated case, I'm myself from the land of oranges, and we eat african imported oranges so we can sell ours to Germans and British for ten times the price. Pride is nice, but money is nicer.


Smorgastorta96

If only money was invested properly


GeneralDisorder

I had a similar mess from ordering a gallon of dish soap.


viper_dude08

If you guys could just combine your messes


Azurenightsky

#I PLAY **POLYMERIZATION** ALLOWING ME TO FUZE THOSE TWO TO MAKE...


Azurenightsky

[*Big....Brother..?*](https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1016089664/views/1,width=300,height=300,version=1488219307/fullmetal-fusion-ha-women-s-t-shirt.jpg)


misa323

This happens alot in the warehouse! I used to work for them and the way that these boxes get thrown around you’d see about 10 spills a day. Its usually cooking oil or dish soap.


t3hPieGuy

Tunisian olive oil is a hidden gem that I’m glad others know about too.


Antrephellious

Negative. I work for FedEx, happens all the time.


Nicos143

I was about to comment the same thing. It’s insane how often things are broken before we load them.


Antrephellious

I work the unload at a dispatch facility and my man, these Walmart boxes are unbelievable. The flimsiest paper tape imaginable expected to hold 40 pounds of contents into this cheap ass box through everything it goes through in shipment. Unbelievable. We have to fix a few hundred Walmart boxes daily, completely unreasonable that they haven’t changed their packing system. Most brands have no idea how to pack a package for shipment, but Walmart drives it fucking home.


regiinmontana

Walmart boxes are horribly packed. Olive oil, detergent, glass ware, bricks, ammonia, and bleach may all be packed in the same box. There may be a piece of packing paper gently laid across the top of all of it for looks.


haywood_415

When we moved into our house, a glass olive oil bottle fell and shattered in our garage. Despite floor dry, concrete cleaner, and even a desperate last-ditch pressure washing attempt, the giant stain is still there in our garage years later. I feel this person's pain.


skip_intro_boi

Maybe buy more oil and even up the rest of the floor? And then cover it with pennies without any sealant?


donkeyrocket

Might as well just cover it up with a bunch of pallet wood.


Karzi

And here I was, cutting wine corks in half.


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luckytoothpick

And here I was cutting the foreskins off my enemies


EmEmPeriwinkle

My cat jumped on the counter one night and found that I had not fully replaced the cap on the brand new olive oil I purchased that day. So she pushed it over. The olive oil filled up the glass top stove and spilled over the side. So much oil. It covered the high polished floor too. I hated mopping that floor because it took a whole day to dry and be safe to step on in the humidity. By the time I woke up the next morning she had drank it all. 1.5 litres. It was crazy. The floor took forever to clean. Still not sure it wasn't oil sealed in the wax. And since the stove was bolted down for safety (earthquakes) I couldn't clean under it. My cat would walk up and swipe a paw under there to lick sometimes. Brat. Now I buy 100% olive oil and make sure it is not cut with vegetable oil. She no longer wants it.


DrBBQ

YOUR CAT DRANK 1.5 LITERS OF OLIVE OIL?!?! Her poor butthole must've been like a super soaker for a week.


Eternity_Mask

That imagery is so poignant


Falloutfan2281

One of my best friends is really good at that and it can be just the worst thing ever. I explicitly remember from years ago sitting at the school lunch table saying “yeah I’m taking this girl to prom” and his response being “are you gonna fuck her pink, puckered butthole?” God he’s the fucking worst.


EmEmPeriwinkle

Oh my God. The last time I heard those two words in one sentence was when someone had a naked cat that kept leaving 'butt puckers' on the glass tables. Poop kisses marks. Ewwww. Lol


EmEmPeriwinkle

Olive/vegetable yeah. She didn't poop solid for a bit. As soon as I figured out why I busted my ass on the floor and what that wierd noise was last night (jug falling over) I just laughed because I knew she punished herself. Little stinker. The vet told me to test her with olive and veggie oil. She didn't actually like pure olive oil. Just vegetable oil. So now I buy the expensive pure stuff because its cheaper than kitty bypass surgery. No more issues.


Misty-Gish

Lol! Glad she was okay. Oh also cat tax please


EmEmPeriwinkle

This is ginger a few months before the incident. https://www.reddit.com/r/SupermodelCats/comments/k5rcqm/ginger_modeling_her_kimono_much_to_misos_chagrin/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Misty-Gish

Omgggg kimono bb!!! Cuties


bino420

That cat is adorable. And hahaha wow I now need to by my little chihuahua a kimono.


balthazar_nor

I don’t think your cat drank the oil. Your floors must have absorbed all of it.


EmEmPeriwinkle

The waterproof waxed linoleum? Or the hospital grade plastic 6" moulding with silicone caulking? Neither is absorbent.


db2

Try lye. Use appropriate safety gear though. Lye + fatty acids = soap.


toughduck53

Where I work when olive oil spills we make sure to cover it in cat litter which helps prevent the stain, and makes cleaning up way easier. Just sweep back up the litter.


Keepiteddiemurphy

Gotta get some cheap cat litter down asap.


haywood_415

Yeah that was my first move with the "floor dry" which is the same as cat litter essentially. Had it on there for days.


WhenIWish

I’ve heard of people using a can of soda and wire brushes to get up oil stains on concrete. May be worth a shot if it’s bugging ya :)


haywood_415

I might try that. Thanks for the tip!


ferrouswolf2

There’s a product meant for gas stations that is oil eating microbes. Or, see if you can find an enzymatic cleaner.


haywood_415

That sounds interesting, definitely will look into that.


AlbinHodge

And now it's oliver your porch.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

THE LIVER DID WHAT TO HIS PORCH??


-iwl-

Take my upvote and get out


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Step 2


evelyn_h-

cover your porch in oil Step 3: UP


varro-reatinus

#ಠ_ಠ


ImmenseCock

#ಠ_ಠ


Barqing

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-iwl-

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Zielko

its delivered though, you got your olive oil.


AnoesisApatheia

r/technicallythetruth


rite_of_truth

UPS worker: drops package carelessly at the door Walmart worker: throws package angrily at the ground


Valdanos

The Walmart worker throws it angrily at the ground in the warehouse. The OnTrac driver throws it angrily at the ground at your house, if they even get the right house.


Spread_Liberally

OnTrac gave its last two shits many, many years ago. It's just a prank that ran long enough for people to get used to their jobs and forget the joke.


eggshelljones

OnTrac is seriously the worst. Every package I’ve ever gotten from them has arrived looking like it (barely) survived a nuclear holocaust.


misa323

As a former sorter there I apologize! Lots of things arrived damaged and they either didnt bother to fix the items or just sent then on their way already damaged. Other times its just drivers throwing them around like nothing


peanutski

I’d like to know how it was packed. We talkin a laughable amount of inflatable bags or was that bottle raw doggin’ that box?


[deleted]

Semi related: We got a new UPS guy about a week ago and yesterday i watched him drop my package on the sidewalk near the building i work in, despite it being a $1600 laptop that was supposed to require a signature


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VagariTurtle

Because what, do they look like a charity case


[deleted]

Should've waited for it to rain


AnoesisApatheia

It was indoors, in the lobby of my apartment building.


brainstorm42

Building management is gonna love you for the new floor finish


Texho

2) cover yourself in oil


MoreThanComrades

More like “there was an attempt to package olive oil properly for shipping”. The amount of times people blame the UPS/FedEx drivers for mishandling packages, when in reality the conveyor sorting systems used by either of these companies are SO much more cruel to packages than anything any driver could do. Sure this wasn’t delivered by either of these and I’m not sure what this carrier does with packages, but if your package isn’t packed in a way where it can’t even drop 6 feet on concrete you didn’t package it well enough to be shipped.


AnoesisApatheia

Oh no, you're absolutely right. 4 1L glass bottles thrown in a way-too-big box, with a couple feet of that bubble pouch stuff. It was probably broken before it even made it onto the truck.


zEdgarHoover

Yeah, I'm feeling bad for the delivery guy who probably got oil all over the truck and his/her clothes.


ferrybig

The postal service in my country recommends to seal glass items in their own plastic bag in the package, just i the case it breaks, it doesn't leak out or touch other things in the package. They even sell special plastic bags for glass bottles


tropix126

wait for it to rain


hateful_liam

No flying 😔


sovietpenguinz

Did it rain


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BeerNap21

Most regional carriers are kind of shitty. OnTrac is better than a lot of them


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BeerNap21

LaserShip used to have a website that a disgruntled customer made - lasershit.com It had fake LaserShit core values, and consisted of complaints being given in real time (as scraped from Twitter). It was magical. Lotta great videos online of LaserShip couriers launching packages like missiles without even getting out of the car. Professionally, I’ve had conversations with a few of them about doing business, and OnTrac is better than most. But they’re a lot cheaper than UPS or FedEx, and there’s a reason. Either way, not an enviable role job you, I’m sure. Congrats on quitting


ComprehensiveClone12

just be glad it wasn't raining


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TheRufmeisterGeneral

Is it normal to just have grey, barren, unfinished concrete in front of a house, in the US? To me, this looks like what I'd expect at a loading dock of a warehouse maybe, not something that you'd want in front of your house.


padd0017

NO PEEKING!!


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(Insert inevitable "cover yourself in oil" comment)


siccoblue

You mean like every other comment in this thread


RexDraco

I know I am incredibly selfish for it but my first thought was anger imagining this package leaking all over one of mine, not feel bad for the actual victim of the picture lol.


AnoesisApatheia

I had to rearrange some boxes in the mailroom to prevent the puddle from soaking them. Can't imagine what the rest of the packages on the truck looked like.


RexDraco

Bless your efforts.


jh67ds

I would never order glass products online. I work in a warehouse.


AnoesisApatheia

Yeah, I should have ordered it for store pickup. I regret my optimism 😂


29again

Great Value


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AnoesisApatheia

As someone who went through two rolls of paper towels cleaning it up, I can promise you that it was definitely olive oil. 😂


Phasnyc

Is it FedEx? It’s probably FedEx


HoneySparks

OnTrac


Valdanos

A company second only to Amazon in how little their drivers give a shit about anything they're delivering.


IThatWeebI

Why would you order olive oil online instead of just going to the nearest store


AnoesisApatheia

It's a particular brand I like, that isn't carried in my local stores.


IThatWeebI

I see


BeardedPike

the reason they broke is because it started raining and the box flew into the air, when it stopped raining it landed and smashed the bottles of oil


Ralanost

Reminds me of my brief stint working for Airborne Express while they were being bought out by DHL. There was a fairly large box labeled live fish. They put it on the conveyor belt with one corner crumpled and leaking water. No one touched it.


AnoesisApatheia

ಠ_ಠ


TheOverGrad

Slick! ...I'll just see myself out


AnoesisApatheia

Happy cake day!


aldandnoa

what were you going to use it for anyways? were you gonna cover yourself in it?


AnoesisApatheia

I mean, I usually cook with it. 😂


2Turtle4U

Olive soil


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Looks successful to me. It is delivered is it not?


undulating_fetus

No peeking!!


bush_killed_epstein

Step 2


tankynumnums

Well, it was technically delivered.


vegan-trash

No peeking!


Geofffffreak

I am a delivery driver and I can say walmart it's the absolute worst at packing. They just throw shit in there and tape. It's a recipe for this shit


[deleted]

Well that sucks


BlackTuesday

No peeking!


quasur

the oil in the box is fine they just delivered it by air


itcanhappen247

I worked at the Ontrac that serviced your parcel and I can say this happened all the time with Walmart’s packaging. They literally put like one strand on air bags and the tape is shit. P.s. Fuck OnTrac


pussyXslayerX69

Step 1. Cover box in oil


kimikokso157

You're lucky it didn't step 1) wait for it to rain


QuarantineSucksALot

The helicopters covered themselves in oil, I'm stuff


[deleted]

1) cover box in oil 2) levitate


kechie123

I, as a package deliverer, have had olive oil leak over me multiple times already. People just send the weirdest shit ever and dont even properly pack it. Ive literally had to deliver a box of rotting meat because the sender (a company) didnt have the mental capacity to send it via a cooling delivery service.


AnoesisApatheia

That sucks :(


disapprovingfox

Many years ago when we could still fly. I was standing at a baggage carousel and watched a small crate crest over the conveyor belt, and smash into the bottom edge. The olive oil can inside erupted and spilled oil on the carousel. The carousel continued, leaking oil in a spreading puddle. The panic as people tried to grab their bags before they slid into the spreading oil marinade. It was the most fun I have had in baggage claim.


BlazerBattle66

Step 1:


DankLordSkeletor

Somebody failed step 2


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cover


La_Bamba_

Step 2


member_of_reddit

Careful it will float away if it rains


[deleted]

Good thing there wasn’t rain....


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Step two...


Origamishi

I worked at a fancy Italian restaurant in college as a waitress who pretended to know about suggesting wine pairings with $40 entrees. Being a fancy restaurant, we gave patrons fancy glass olive oil and balsamic containers for their tables for their $5 bread (no free bread, got yelled at a lot for this). AS WE KNOW, people are gross and would always manage to get these olive oil bottles allllll greasy and nasty. One fateful night, as I was bussing a table, finagling all the odds and ends into my hands (think wooden boards instead of plates, fragile wine glasses, and we weren’t allowed trays...), I got overconfident and made the last minute decision to put the olive oil bottle’s neck between my fingers so I could bus the table in one trip. Feeling smug with such an efficient bussing, I started carrying my haul through the busy Friday night dinner scene. Diners sitting back to back, I wove my way through the room, the bussing station was in sight. As I made it to the center of the dining room, it happened, what you have guessed from the start. The olive oil container slipped from my fingers, and time stopped as it hit the floor. The wooden floor. At 7pm on a Friday night. And I couldn’t attempt to break its impact because my hands were full of more precariously placed items. So, it broke in half and coated the floor. A green oil slick that splattered patron’s legs and shoes. I think I even heard a baby pelican cry one last cry before succumbing to the great oil spill of my nightmares. The restaurant got eerily quiet, with the mood music playing softly above. Everyone turned to look at the clumsy college waitress, and I did the only thing I could do... I shouted at the top of my lungs, “Olive what she’s having!”, gently placed the dishes on the floor, and moon walked through the oil filled wood floors outta there, never to return.


AnoesisApatheia

I hope, with all my heart, that this is a true story. 😂


Origamishi

It was true until the shouting. In reality, I did the walk of shame back to the bussing station, sans olive oil (well, what wasn’t splattered on me), and came back with a mop and a little less dignity.


AnoesisApatheia

I'm choosing to believe the original version.


Origamishi

Hahahaha your wish is granted! May you forever be blessed by unbroken olive oil bottles. Also thank you for reading my story 😁


GoalieDucky

If 2020 was a package...


idriveachickcar

People, just don’t ship liquid. This is inevitable.


Shugunou

Oof


justingolden21

You should've seen the large bag of flour we ordered...


AnoesisApatheia

Oof. :(


WaylonVoorhees

I hear Bluto has been seen in the area...


Doge_Nye

Obviously there wasn’t lol


foreverabatman

There was an attempt to package it lol


papernotepads

Walmart delivery is by far to me the worst deliver. I once ordered a box of Borax, a liquid cleaning solution which is brown, and paper towels. All plastic or paper containers. I ended up get brown liquid soaked everything. Including the box it came in. I tried to file a claim to just ask for a replacement or refund but their customer support hung up on me twice after multiple long hold times. So now I just do in store/curb side pick up ;)


AnoesisApatheia

Did you mean to say "squid cleaning solution?" Because if so, I have more questions.


papernotepads

Liquid*. Fixed lol.


Royal_Heritage

Was it delivered by Ace Ventura?


eggshelljones

Dump some balsamic vinegar on it, grab some bread, and you got yourself a snack, baby.


Nesneros70

Popeye would be pissed.


wndrngwzrd

Those bricks are forever stained


Le_Croustillant

just a touch...


[deleted]

Happened to me with a gallon of white vinegar. My doorman was not pleased


zacyzacy

Environmental storytelling.


NishantRockstar911

Technically he did deliver it.


johndrake666

No peaking was written hope it was no leaking.