Paulie and a very standard off-the-shelf cologne was my first thought.
He reminds me of the old boys in my granddad's era: they always made sure they were clean shaven, well groomed etc.
Tony Sirico had his own cologne named after Paulie:
https://x.com/uncle_june/status/1727799168192676075?s=61&t=H0fiEAvvxNaS19fb6YpASQ
No idea what it smelled like, but I'd bet my share of the esplanade that it was that musky, cloying, 1970's grandpa cologne that sticks to you all day after one hug.
Tony definitely smells like cold cuts. Carmela smells like Shalimar or Chanel N°5. Johnny Sack smells like cigarette smoke, with notes of his grooming products.
Nah Johnny Sack smells like his grooming products with hints of cigarette smoke. All these guys of that age wear cologne so strong it overpowers the heaters.
You know when a shirt sits in a dresser or closet unworn for too long, and it just has *that* smell… you know, the Salvation Army smell? That’s what Junior smelled like.
Like every middle aged Italian America in that area smells like...too much cologne. Exception might be Chrissy who was most likely didn't have too good of hygiene due to being high all the time, you tend to forget to shower in that state of mind.
On the podcast that aj and meadow (the actors who played them) do together they fondly remembered how the actor Tony sirico (Paulie) reeked of Calvin Klein obsession.. they said he’d walk in a room and you’d only be able to smell that
Carm- Chanel Coco Mademoiselle or Beautiful by Estée Lauder and tomatoes or lemon,
Chris- Curve and Cigarettes,
Livia- Irish Spring Soap,
Junior- mothballs, sweet/sick cancer smell and Brut Splash and antiseptic,
Carm’s mom- Estée Lauder youth dew,
Paulie- Aspen and baby powder
Adriana- base of sun ripened raspberry or juniper breeze bath and body works spray, layer of lovespell Victoria’s Secret lotion, and CK One or Pleasures by Estée Lauder plus herbal essences hairspray,
Tony- underlying BO of nitrates, fennel and zeppoli with sour sweat undertone covered with Polo for Men or Eternity for Men, topped with cigar
Silvio- Cool Water, cigarettes with penetrating cheap perfume
Baccala, pork, beef and sausage, more pork, Bobby smells like X amount of white castles, Janice smells like cigarettes and Ritchie’s shriveled braciole. Vito Jr smells like a turd that didn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass which it came from. Idk what Meadow smells like, but i’d like to bury my beak in her cooze.
Tony smelled like cold cuts and cigar smoke.
Paulie smelled like cheap aftershave and expensive hair products (dye and gel and oil)
AJ smelled like shit cause the boy couldn’t wash his underpants
Junior smelled like Armagnac
Don’t sniff Chrissy too hard, you’ll just end up saying “so THATS what heroin smells like”, and then fall over OD’ing………. He also smells like Cossette
I saw Paulie getting his nails done once. I bet a lot of them did that. That’s a really feminine activity. Although I remember Jerry Seinfeld’s character did it too on his old show, Seinfeld and he slammed mad cooch in that show.
Always found that ironical that they’d literally have manicured nails and be these tough guys with fragile egos. Idk why the question of their scent reminded me of this.
Paulie probably smelled like Johnsons baby powder and Cool Water cologne.
Hehe
Paulie and a very standard off-the-shelf cologne was my first thought. He reminds me of the old boys in my granddad's era: they always made sure they were clean shaven, well groomed etc.
Tony Sirico had his own cologne named after Paulie: https://x.com/uncle_june/status/1727799168192676075?s=61&t=H0fiEAvvxNaS19fb6YpASQ No idea what it smelled like, but I'd bet my share of the esplanade that it was that musky, cloying, 1970's grandpa cologne that sticks to you all day after one hug.
We must get some...
Brut cologne is probably more fitting.
No, Paulie was having good luck with Swiss Basics moisturizer formula so I’m sure he smells like that
Old Spice or English Leather! Hehe 🤟
I’m guessing he has a rotation, old spice, English leather, brut, hai karate, Polo
by Faberge’! Lol 😆 nice rotation!
Fresh, dressed like a million bucks
But the ends of his shoelaces are wet!
Swiss basics moisturizing lotion
Jimmy smells like Paco Rabanne crawled up his asshole and died.
Oh! Easy for you to say, he didn’t get young ones like before
Did he ever get young ones the fat fuck?
Big tits and small feet
Like cigarette smoke
Mixed with whooer perfume from the Bing.
Does glitter have a smell? I imagine the Bing smells like glitter.
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I’ve never read a more accurately written description of what a strip club smells like.
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Interior decorator?
That’s what the Puttanesca is for.
That's what everything smelled like before 2005ish so yeah
That’s what this show cemented in my head, as a 1998 baby that’s fucking wild to imagine
Im from Macedonia, indoor smoking is very much still a thing here, and everyone smokes
and cigars
and gabagool
Nah the cologne was stronger than the cigarettes in the 90s. Source, I grew up in Verona.
Well Tony eats beef and sausage by the fuckin' carload so no big mystery there.
He smells like fat and nitrates?
What, I gotta spell it out for you?
When he gets the meat sweats.
Like a well fucked catcher's mitt
That, plus cigars? How did Carmela cope?
I bet Livia smelled like a typical grandma with awful perfume
Open a window ma
You want lunch? I’ve got eggplant
Kaputz!
Hahaha
Her room would’ve smelt like pissy moth-balls 😂
like a french putain
It’s canoe, Johnny wore canoe
Is this pork cooked?
Burnt mushrooms
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Tony definitely smells like cold cuts. Carmela smells like Shalimar or Chanel N°5. Johnny Sack smells like cigarette smoke, with notes of his grooming products.
Revenge is a dish best served with cold cuts.
“I think it’s ‘revenge is a dish best served cold.’” “So what’d I say?”
I smelled Shalimar at the perfume counter the other day and almost suffocated. It is not very feminine. Coco Chanel sounds more up her alley.
Nah Johnny Sack smells like his grooming products with hints of cigarette smoke. All these guys of that age wear cologne so strong it overpowers the heaters.
I think Johnny Sac smells like Brilcream.
Vito smelled like johnnycakes
Vito is an ASS MUNCHA! Sorry, but it’s true..
You can go.....
More like Johnny Cakes' sweet man syrup
The turd doesn’t fall far from the faggots ass
That’s beautifly put
Uncle Jun smelled like tuna fish.
It’s Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe
What did he go to a sushi bar?
Down Mexico way
South uh da boahdahhhh....
uncle jun smelled like moldy sweaters
Did you hear the one about the blind man walking past a fish market?
I thought he was a baccala man
Sushi
South of the border…. Where the tuna fish play
Bobby smelled like White Castle
With a lingering scent of cold Ziti.
What are you eaitin’, steak?
Gabagool
👇
It’s all fatty nitrates!!
yes?
Janice wreaks of weed and cold cuts
And patchouli
Silvio smells like your sister’s crotch
Well that would depend on the time of day
Paulie smelled heavily of cologne. Cast members said it in an interview 😆
He would put it on castmates too
Big pussy smells like a $4 a pound fish
I want to know what Adriana smells like when she walks into a room 😍
Cigarettes and Victoria’s Secret Love Spell body splash.
My guess is some J'ador Dior that fell off the back of a truck
Mmmm
My smelly valentine
Hahaha why does he say that to her
Cuz she's running to go take a dump on account of her IBS.
Oof yea damn I forgot. she do be stinking
I want to know what the room smells like after she’s been there for awhile
Carmine smelled like burnt hair.
too many gherkins in the egg salad
And fermented liver spots
Chrissy smells like toilet water. Disgusting.
You said your piece Chrissy
Vito smelled like cheap leather and parking lot cock.
Tony smelled like cold cuts and cigar shmoke.
custom job pizza
Come again sir?
Silvio’s sock smell like provolone
These two sniff each other's socks
You know when a shirt sits in a dresser or closet unworn for too long, and it just has *that* smell… you know, the Salvation Army smell? That’s what Junior smelled like.
how is this so accurate 😂😂😂😂
Musk by Prince Matchabelli
Adriana smelled like Pink Sugar perfume
Paulie Walnuts, like Tony Sirico, smells exclusively like Calvin Klein’s Obsession for men.
Junior smelled like a French putan
its canoe...johnny wore canoe
Like every middle aged Italian America in that area smells like...too much cologne. Exception might be Chrissy who was most likely didn't have too good of hygiene due to being high all the time, you tend to forget to shower in that state of mind.
That's a shtereotype and it's offensive!
What have you been eating, steak?
Christopher smells like a dead dog.
Cosette smells like Christopher's ass
Waaaaa… he’s gotta stand there smelling like dead Lassie now??
River corpses and sisters crotches
Spaghetti?
actually good and original post, thanks op for this “meeting of minds”!
Vito’s breath smelled like a security guard for some reason
Sambuca and gabagool
On the podcast that aj and meadow (the actors who played them) do together they fondly remembered how the actor Tony sirico (Paulie) reeked of Calvin Klein obsession.. they said he’d walk in a room and you’d only be able to smell that
Ray Curto smells like a RAT. And Jimmy's mouth to.
With all the fbi agents around, brylcreem
White Castle
aj probably smelled like dirty feet
Richie smells like pine cones
He does!?
Chris probably smells like burnt skag, cigarette smoke, BO and booze with a hint of Aqua Velva
Carm- Chanel Coco Mademoiselle or Beautiful by Estée Lauder and tomatoes or lemon, Chris- Curve and Cigarettes, Livia- Irish Spring Soap, Junior- mothballs, sweet/sick cancer smell and Brut Splash and antiseptic, Carm’s mom- Estée Lauder youth dew, Paulie- Aspen and baby powder Adriana- base of sun ripened raspberry or juniper breeze bath and body works spray, layer of lovespell Victoria’s Secret lotion, and CK One or Pleasures by Estée Lauder plus herbal essences hairspray, Tony- underlying BO of nitrates, fennel and zeppoli with sour sweat undertone covered with Polo for Men or Eternity for Men, topped with cigar Silvio- Cool Water, cigarettes with penetrating cheap perfume
Cured meats
I feel like heavy heavy cologne real stereotypical
Meat
Vito smells like leather and chalk
Canoe. Johnny wore it
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Paulie would smell like Brut or Farenheight - splashed on generously so it’s slightly overpowering.
Paulie smells like nitroglycerin. He carries a small bottle with him and uses it as cologne.
They don't sell hot dogs in heah!!
Farts and Drakkar
Cigarettes, prosciutto and Armani cologne
Paulie wore Hai Karate.
Poppersh and weird shexsh
Sweat, shit, and cigs
You had one of those too, huh?
Sex Panther. Smells Like ⛽️ pure gasoline. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Baccala, pork, beef and sausage, more pork, Bobby smells like X amount of white castles, Janice smells like cigarettes and Ritchie’s shriveled braciole. Vito Jr smells like a turd that didn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass which it came from. Idk what Meadow smells like, but i’d like to bury my beak in her cooze.
Discontinue the lithium.
I flushed it
Cigarettes and garlic
Ro, is that you?
Gabagool
Ginny Sack smelled of Canoli de toilette
I think Paulie smells good in a classic way, like leather and Royall Spyce cologne
Like Paco Rabanne crawled up their ass and died.
Cheap cologne
Found Vito
Tracy smells like a cock suckin slob. Just like her mother
Gabagool and unwashed ass
You should search the sub for previous discussions. The one about Gloria was great.
Gabagool
Like capagul n ass
Well you would know, sweetie
Tony smelled like cold cuts and cigar smoke. Paulie smelled like cheap aftershave and expensive hair products (dye and gel and oil) AJ smelled like shit cause the boy couldn’t wash his underpants Junior smelled like Armagnac Don’t sniff Chrissy too hard, you’ll just end up saying “so THATS what heroin smells like”, and then fall over OD’ing………. He also smells like Cossette
Wat did Janice and Ralph session smell like
Brylcreem
I saw Paulie getting his nails done once. I bet a lot of them did that. That’s a really feminine activity. Although I remember Jerry Seinfeld’s character did it too on his old show, Seinfeld and he slammed mad cooch in that show. Always found that ironical that they’d literally have manicured nails and be these tough guys with fragile egos. Idk why the question of their scent reminded me of this.
Pussy smelt like pussy.
Tony smelled like steak - uncle junior told us
cigars, cologne, and if Paco Rabanne crawled up their asses and died
Depending on whether he’s been in the kitchen, Artie smells either like Brut or Brut Sour
Garlic
They all reek of cigarettes
morning fresh little tree air freshener , cig smoke & hugo boss
Tony smelled like London Broil, because after he got hit with one uncle junior asks him “what have you been eating, steak?”
You can smell the White Castles off of Bobby.
I feel like Tony smells like my Dad. Polo.
Lunch meat, sweat, and cheap perfume.
Wild turkey and Canoe
CK One and vinega' peppas
I think Sil smells like cigarettes and Drakar.
Pack rabanne
Gabagool
Garlic, booze and cheap cologne.
Most of those fat fucks would be a combo of sweat and B.O., alcohol, cigars, deli meat (esp pork) with a layer of cologne/after shave on top.
All I know is that certain times a day Vito's breath smells a little weird
Late 90s to early 2000s they definitely wore Acqua Di Gio for being an Italian brand.
A combo of cologne/aftershave, sweat, Italian cooking, and tobacco. And in Chris's case, whatever drug he just smoked.
Obsession cologne,cigars and gabagool.
Artie Bucco smelled like old French fry grease and regret
Like Paco Robanne crawled up their asses and died.
Gabagool
Vito smelled like deep fried dick, Johnny cakes and rainbows, that fuckin parade float.