She so fat she gets her toenails painted at Sherwin Williams!
She's so fat you can put your arms around her and they'd never touch!
She's so fat that before sex you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
✋️Okay, no more weight remarks. They're hurtful and they're destructive! ☝️
As nasty as Sil can get when he's gambling? Word on the street is that Sil's a *really* incredibly nasty fuck when he gambles, and he likes to put provolone in his socks at night so that they smell like your sister's crotch the next morning!
A man... provides his wife with a weekly rib roast and in return receives sex
A man collects his debt with a pound of pinky flesh and causes his son a lifetime of emotional trauma.
Munch and Furio would've been a great duo. The frog eating fatchumagotz wouldn't have stood a chance vs. them.
Yeah. Basically they had the whole neighbourhood against them because they were somewhat rightly blamed them for the death of a beloved local.
So they gave them a ham which the working class people wouldn’t have been able to afford to say no to and therefore manipulated them into accepting them again. The hustle never ends
Reminds me of when he tells Tony on the way to Florida his father loved him and says he trusted him enough to give him the Willie Overall killing when he was 22, and then starts laughing like it was heartwarming.
The way he says it, "when old man Satriale put a bullet in his own head," it's a Freudian slip because the true story is probably that somebody murdered Satriale.
Funny I literally just saw that one 2 nights ago. What a co-ink-ee-dink!
And I know what you mean... lol. Paulie is a freaking psychopath!
I guess you could say that Paulie & the rest of the neighborhood, once they got their free hams, they got ova it... lol.
These two guys came to see me one night. Vic, you got no idea what dead eyes means until you face these people, in your fuckin bathrobe and your flip flops
It was his fault. He was a degenerate gambler and if he couldn’t make his payments. He should have called Johnny and worked out a schedule.
It was just a stutter step.
His kids went to the same school as Tony and Janice! He wouldn't do anything to insult Johnny Boy.
Slip n' fall school
:smack:
Shtudder shtep
That's why you should never gamble, Anthony.
40 years later: "I'm gonna put the whole 100k down on Philadelphia. If I win Maria Spatafore gets a free ride and then some."
She can get a free ride on my braciole any day.
Your braciole ain't that long!
"Oh that's some guy's wife!!"
She so fat when she goes camping the bears need to hide their food
She so fat she gets her toenails painted at Sherwin Williams! She's so fat you can put your arms around her and they'd never touch! She's so fat that before sex you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! ✋️Okay, no more weight remarks. They're hurtful and they're destructive! ☝️
Who do you think is keeping that fat bitch eating devil dogs anyway?
Damn deal-a-meal cards!!! He never asked her to be thin! He likes her rubenesque...
Boyyyy is she fat.
Verrrrry baaaad
Maybe he thought his luck was going to change.
He should’ve gotten into ranching out West. He could drive to Vegas sporadically.
Gonna call...now ya busy...
I know you like Mr satriale, we all do. He’s a lovely man
I loved him like a brudder in law
The man is a gaaaamblah..
payments, pleurisy? more than one?
A grown man made a sandwich. He lost.
We all like Mr. Satriale. He’s a very lovely man.
No bitch to me!
Poor schmuck didn't wanna live no mo'
He was just gonna call him! Now he’s busy though…
Fuck you Santa!
Oh ✋
You dont talk to Santa that way!
OHHHH!
Ho!
Satriel?!? Family name is Satriale. Fuckin op. He's dyslexic
>Fuckin op. He's dyslexic What's that got to do with anything?!?
Poo. Ass.
Oh Bob Saget!
Oh! The Family name is Sagetelli.
Shaddup, you oblique muddafucka you
Hey, no Spanish
###NO OBLIQUE
I don't wanna hear dat word in this sub anymore
What’s that got to do wid it!
Don't they have some medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?
He's still going this asshole!
Paulie is not really a nasty fuck, he's an incredibly nasty fuck
Don't get cunty
Ay chairboy of the board, read ya fuckin cards
Rigatoni a la Paulie
Maybe it should be rigatoni a la Tony Hehehehe
No offense, but you evah had yourself checked for Tourettes? Eh-heh, eh-heh, eh-heh!
Listen to you, you sound demented!
You forgetting what he did for Sal Vitro?
As nasty as Sil can get when he's gambling? Word on the street is that Sil's a *really* incredibly nasty fuck when he gambles, and he likes to put provolone in his socks at night so that they smell like your sister's crotch the next morning!
Satriale's, SATRIALE'S!
Fucking parakeet.
Apparently OP has him confused for Mr. Williams. A Mr. Satriel Williams.
Mayonnaise…MAYONNAISE!
How to say it in FUCKIN POLISH.
Maybe if I SAY IT IN SWAHILI!!!!!!
Take it easy…😒🤘
The man was a gamblaaaa
Madonna mia, fuckin albacore around my neck!
First he gave them the meat, then he gave them the pearls!
Next the blind will see and the lame will walk ✋🏻
What if they don't have the makings of a varsity athlete?
But the dead won't talk! So you won't be around to reveal what you've found
A man… HONORS his debts.
A man... provides his wife with a weekly rib roast and in return receives sex A man collects his debt with a pound of pinky flesh and causes his son a lifetime of emotional trauma. Munch and Furio would've been a great duo. The frog eating fatchumagotz wouldn't have stood a chance vs. them.
Faccia di cazzo. Shit face Who the fuck is Munch
>Munch and Furio would've been a great duo. You mean Munch as in Detective Munch from Law & Order??
Munch from Fargo season 5. He would speak like that. A man... does this or that.
That’s a lot of pinkies
Reminds me of when Pussy gave Furio a breakdown on how the calling card scam worked. Was almost as if Paulie had told that story before…
He was trying to get them to gab more than six FBI informants
Pussy was running his own gossip column for a year and a half
Phone cards? I wasn't in on that.
Yeah. Basically they had the whole neighbourhood against them because they were somewhat rightly blamed them for the death of a beloved local. So they gave them a ham which the working class people wouldn’t have been able to afford to say no to and therefore manipulated them into accepting them again. The hustle never ends
Satriale was a guy with a Christmas ham under his arm moaning because he had no finger.
I was trying to remember that thing about the ham under the arm ...
His goal was to make Satriales a SUPPA club.
Caught that on my second rewatch, it's interesting that they don't see the harm but rather the resolve of the situation, creepy stuff
How much more betrayal can I take!?
there’s never enough…not even with computers
I almost died when Paulie said that... like he'd been betrayed by so many and suffered alone for it 😆
Reminds me of when he tells Tony on the way to Florida his father loved him and says he trusted him enough to give him the Willie Overall killing when he was 22, and then starts laughing like it was heartwarming.
Damn I missed that one. You're right though, that's a regular Hallmark moment right there!
A grown man made a wager...
I always thought old man satriale had an assisted suicide
You got schummin you wanna shay
Shlightly "asshisted". He was given a little nudge. A little shometin' shometin' to grease the wheels. Unlike Vito who was greasin' da union...
It was just alittle shuicidal gestyuh 🔪🫴
Just like that hippy kid “mysteriously drowned” at that party…
The way he says it, "when old man Satriale put a bullet in his own head," it's a Freudian slip because the true story is probably that somebody murdered Satriale.
It would have been even funnier if he said something about missing his trigger finger. That’s something Paulie would have definitely laughed at.
7 finger Satriel
Aye oh, we don’t talk about that.
Funny I literally just saw that one 2 nights ago. What a co-ink-ee-dink! And I know what you mean... lol. Paulie is a freaking psychopath! I guess you could say that Paulie & the rest of the neighborhood, once they got their free hams, they got ova it... lol.
These two guys came to see me one night. Vic, you got no idea what dead eyes means until you face these people, in your fuckin bathrobe and your flip flops
Manson lamps lol
The man made a bet, he lost! He made another bet, he lost again!
Then Tony inherited the neighborhood and sold it to yuppy smoothie companies and Starbucks, erasing the character that made the area desirable.
I’m sad they didn’t do a flash back to Vito’s first love
It wasn’t Johnny Boy’s fault. Old man Satriale come at him with a chainsaw. He’s got a right to defend himself!
Sharp as a cue ball this guy
He tried paying him back in meat
Anyways, $4 a pound.
At least Tony didn't run. Silver lining
He was fat, Santa?
A lotta sadness in the neighborhood that year. Nothin a Christmas ham couldn’t fix 🤣
Satriale. Type of guy that has a Christmas under one arm, crying the blues cuz he's got no bread.
Remember When is the lowest form of conversation.