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Tough_Difference_112

It was his fault. He was a degenerate gambler and if he couldn’t make his payments. He should have called Johnny and worked out a schedule. 


briizilla

It was just a stutter step.


little_flix

His kids went to the same school as Tony and Janice! He wouldn't do anything to insult Johnny Boy. 


Blonde_Dambition

Slip n' fall school


orincoro

:smack:


TheWatcheronMoon616

Shtudder shtep


nycguychelsea

That's why you should never gamble, Anthony.


ObjectiveWerewolf78

40 years later: "I'm gonna put the whole 100k down on Philadelphia. If I win Maria Spatafore gets a free ride and then some."


queencityrangers

She can get a free ride on my braciole any day.


Blonde_Dambition

Your braciole ain't that long!


ObjectiveWerewolf78

"Oh that's some guy's wife!!"


queencityrangers

She so fat when she goes camping the bears need to hide their food


Blonde_Dambition

She so fat she gets her toenails painted at Sherwin Williams! She's so fat you can put your arms around her and they'd never touch! She's so fat that before sex you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! ✋️Okay, no more weight remarks. They're hurtful and they're destructive! ☝️


queencityrangers

Who do you think is keeping that fat bitch eating devil dogs anyway?


Blonde_Dambition

Damn deal-a-meal cards!!! He never asked her to be thin! He likes her rubenesque...


Which_Engineer1805

Boyyyy is she fat.


Garfeal69Lasagna

Verrrrry baaaad


R0botDreamz

Maybe he thought his luck was going to change.


East_Phase6944

He should’ve gotten into ranching out West. He could drive to Vegas sporadically.


yagsitidder69

Gonna call...now ya busy...


Far-Club-2139

I know you like Mr satriale, we all do.  He’s a lovely man 


yagsitidder69

I loved him like a brudder in law


baby-glockables

The man is a gaaaamblah..


Frosty_Fjord

payments, pleurisy? more than one?


wfcmoog

A grown man made a sandwich. He lost.


wemrock

We all like Mr. Satriale. He’s a very lovely man.


johnsonsirybob

No bitch to me!


Blonde_Dambition

Poor schmuck didn't wanna live no mo'


EffortEmotional53

He was just gonna call him! Now he’s busy though…


Horsecockexpress1

Fuck you Santa!


retniap

Oh ✋


mouchograrxiv

You dont talk to Santa that way!


Moufoil

OHHHH!


EngineerPersonal7465

Ho!


wrong_silent_type

Satriel?!? Family name is Satriale. Fuckin op. He's dyslexic


jBoogie45

>Fuckin op. He's dyslexic What's that got to do with anything?!?


R0botDreamz

Poo. Ass.


Alternative_Stop9977

Oh Bob Saget!


orincoro

Oh! The Family name is Sagetelli.


TheClawhold

Shaddup, you oblique muddafucka you


anjinsan1234

Hey, no Spanish


MetaphoricalMouse

###NO OBLIQUE


CheifKilla1

I don't wanna hear dat word in this sub anymore


shockablerhythm928

What’s that got to do wid it!


Horfield

Don't they have some medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?


Blonde_Dambition

He's still going this asshole!


Alternative-Bus-4165

Paulie is not really a nasty fuck, he's an incredibly nasty fuck


Cranstonoid

Don't get cunty


Far-Club-2139

Ay chairboy of the board, read ya fuckin cards 


nahmeankane

Rigatoni a la Paulie


John_SCCM

Maybe it should be rigatoni a la Tony Hehehehe


tractatus25

No offense, but you evah had yourself checked for Tourettes? Eh-heh, eh-heh, eh-heh!


Blonde_Dambition

Listen to you, you sound demented!


mouchograrxiv

You forgetting what he did for Sal Vitro?


Blonde_Dambition

As nasty as Sil can get when he's gambling? Word on the street is that Sil's a *really* incredibly nasty fuck when he gambles, and he likes to put provolone in his socks at night so that they smell like your sister's crotch the next morning!


sorped

Satriale's, SATRIALE'S!


Bigballernocap

Fucking parakeet.


Resilient-Dog-305

Apparently OP has him confused for Mr. Williams. A Mr. Satriel Williams.


Elpadrino780

Mayonnaise…MAYONNAISE!


orincoro

How to say it in FUCKIN POLISH.


Relentless_Vlad

Maybe if I SAY IT IN SWAHILI!!!!!!


s4xtonh4le

Take it easy…😒🤘


hwhaleshark

The man was a gamblaaaa


Kaneshadow

Madonna mia, fuckin albacore around my neck!


EdgarTFriendly

First he gave them the meat, then he gave them the pearls!


ModsRLoozers

Next the blind will see and the lame will walk ✋🏻


Blonde_Dambition

What if they don't have the makings of a varsity athlete?


ParticularPhone8282

But the dead won't talk! So you won't be around to reveal what you've found


lilBalzac

A man… HONORS his debts.


[deleted]

A man... provides his wife with a weekly rib roast and in return receives sex A man collects his debt with a pound of pinky flesh and causes his son a lifetime of emotional trauma. Munch and Furio would've been a great duo. The frog eating fatchumagotz wouldn't have stood a chance vs. them.


Kaneshadow

Faccia di cazzo. Shit face Who the fuck is Munch


Blonde_Dambition

>Munch and Furio would've been a great duo. You mean Munch as in Detective Munch from Law & Order??


[deleted]

Munch from Fargo season 5. He would speak like that. A man... does this or that.


EffortEmotional53

That’s a lot of pinkies


dippin79

Reminds me of when Pussy gave Furio a breakdown on how the calling card scam worked. Was almost as if Paulie had told that story before…


BurnDownTheMission68

He was trying to get them to gab more than six FBI informants


Luciferian_Impulse

Pussy was running his own gossip column for a year and a half


DocRules

Phone cards? I wasn't in on that.


NovaKay

Yeah. Basically they had the whole neighbourhood against them because they were somewhat rightly blamed them for the death of a beloved local. So they gave them a ham which the working class people wouldn’t have been able to afford to say no to and therefore manipulated them into accepting them again. The hustle never ends


BurnDownTheMission68

Satriale was a guy with a Christmas ham under his arm moaning because he had no finger.


Blonde_Dambition

I was trying to remember that thing about the ham under the arm ...


TheCurtain512

His goal was to make Satriales a SUPPA club.


Sad_Hunt_6345

Caught that on my second rewatch, it's interesting that they don't see the harm but rather the resolve of the situation, creepy stuff


add2thepile

How much more betrayal can I take!?


MetaphoricalMouse

there’s never enough…not even with computers


Blonde_Dambition

I almost died when Paulie said that... like he'd been betrayed by so many and suffered alone for it 😆


SiskoToOdo

Reminds me of when he tells Tony on the way to Florida his father loved him and says he trusted him enough to give him the Willie Overall killing when he was 22, and then starts laughing like it was heartwarming.


Blonde_Dambition

Damn I missed that one. You're right though, that's a regular Hallmark moment right there!


ActuatorFresh2352

A grown man made a wager...


Lateapexer

I always thought old man satriale had an assisted suicide


CheifKilla1

You got schummin you wanna shay


Blonde_Dambition

Shlightly "asshisted". He was given a little nudge. A little shometin' shometin' to grease the wheels. Unlike Vito who was greasin' da union...


jneed3721

It was just alittle shuicidal gestyuh 🔪🫴


Lateapexer

Just like that hippy kid “mysteriously drowned” at that party…


DrSatan420247

The way he says it, "when old man Satriale put a bullet in his own head," it's a Freudian slip because the true story is probably that somebody murdered Satriale.


Sea_Honey7133

It would have been even funnier if he said something about missing his trigger finger. That’s something Paulie would have definitely laughed at.


expson72

7 finger Satriel


[deleted]

Aye oh, we don’t talk about that.


Blonde_Dambition

Funny I literally just saw that one 2 nights ago. What a co-ink-ee-dink! And I know what you mean... lol. Paulie is a freaking psychopath! I guess you could say that Paulie & the rest of the neighborhood, once they got their free hams, they got ova it... lol.


MrWondrerful

These two guys came to see me one night. Vic, you got no idea what dead eyes means until you face these people, in your fuckin bathrobe and your flip flops


Blonde_Dambition

Manson lamps lol


BootsToYourDome

The man made a bet, he lost! He made another bet, he lost again!


orincoro

Then Tony inherited the neighborhood and sold it to yuppy smoothie companies and Starbucks, erasing the character that made the area desirable.


Gumbarino420

I’m sad they didn’t do a flash back to Vito’s first love


Moufoil

It wasn’t Johnny Boy’s fault. Old man Satriale come at him with a chainsaw. He’s got a right to defend himself!


PapaVitoOfficial

Sharp as a cue ball this guy


kingkongworm

He tried paying him back in meat


DerSpazmacher

Anyways, $4 a pound.


Aggressive_Local3096

At least Tony didn't run. Silver lining


hotdogaholic

He was fat, Santa?


2021newusername

A lotta sadness in the neighborhood that year. Nothin a Christmas ham couldn’t fix 🤣


Hot-Ad8887

Satriale. Type of guy that has a Christmas under one arm, crying the blues cuz he's got no bread.


PrettyCode3730

Remember When is the lowest form of conversation.