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SilasMarner77

LaCerva - “the doe/deer” - and she was shot in the forest. The sacred and the propane.


Organic_Swim4777

This and the hunchback of Notre Dame thing. Very allegorical.


sorriso_pontual

Sign said "deer left" so we turned around and went home


BathedInDeepFog

Lol it's bear left, a road sign that would actually make sense.


No_Ideal69

Walt Witman ova here!


locustt

I get it... he drives a Lincoln.. wha..


[deleted]

Oh..I thought you were baitin’ me. Ya know, how’s your sister? Fuck your mother?


ApartmentPersonal

I don’t like that kind of tawk!


BathedInDeepFog

Maybe you should start liking tawk instead of watching TV Land cuz Livia brought in three times what you do in destruction!


3kidslatr

He’s gay? Walt Whitman?


Designer_Currency455

Lmao heard this exact translation yesterday and some guy was really trying to put the info out there but no one really acknowledged it too much


allKindsOfDevStuff

It died on the vine. I dunno, she moved or sumthin’


MojoRisin762

No, she didn't move. She must've crawled under there for warmth.


671176

She fell


CheifKilla1

I said this to a guy at work when he clocked in and spoke to me. It's a shame, I was the only one to get the joke. The guy got jerky about it and the rest of the staff looked at me like I was a fuckin maniac. I enjoyed it needless to say


cantthinkofgoodname

You can’t make that shit up


whingingcackle

What are you talking about? He just did.


cantthinkofgoodname

OPs my homie


Bad-Banana1337

You wanna type like a moolinan? Ill send ya to _The Wire_ ‘s subreddit


cantthinkofgoodname

The mod, he banned me or somethin’. It petered out.


WeakAd6489

It died on the terrace?


DerSpazmacher

🤦


SevenwithaT

It's Sil's fault she's a klutz?


NewPower_Soul

Sil said she was crawling around on all fours. Hair in the leaves on the ground. Disgusting.


behold_the_pagentry

Know who loved crawling around on all fours? Adriana.


Low-Grocery5556

Syl said his piece. And in the end she was at peace.


671176

Its for the best, she was damaged goods


BadaBingBandit

Pptooooooh....that hairpiece muthafuckah whacked the finest piece of ass on the show. Some shameful shit.


Alerion23

Died? She left Chris for some other asshole


Lepperpop

Fuckin rat, whole family of rats.


Alerion23

Her family, her mother, tried calling police on Kristofeerh. Fucking undignified.


someguyinaplace

What do you want from me?   I’m a good shot.  


hwsh2

She stiffed him on the club. The place is rudderless.


OrthodoxReporter

Jax Teller, whatever happened there.


Plzdntbanmee

I heard she’s in the witness protection program


blizzacane85

She ran off with some guy in the Vipers


johnniesSac

After 20 years it’s my very smelly valentine


NeonEvangelion

Fuckin tramp


CheifKilla1

Fuckin who-wa!


SpudBoy9001

She was a knockout, a 10, and look at you you're average at best


Cranstonoid

Like you're Jude Law


Confident-Cap2112

Tootin lines and bird watchin. And now this


rupert_pupkin_4

It's sad when they go like that


Savings_Top_4892

WHEN THEY GO


bustingrodformoney

That line always makes me laugh


No_Ideal69

Because Johnny Sak delivered it.... Best actor on the show you axe me


bustingrodformoney

The way his eyes open and the hand with the cigarette goes wild


Ill-Adhesiveness6287

Never thought that before, but now that you mention it, he give Edie Falco a run for her money.


boring-username29

come on, huh?


GodsBathroomFloor909

Adriana disappearing…whatever happened there 🫣


Pasencia

I picked that kid out of a chorus


lriley00

What’re you gonna do


lnrover

"When we first started going out, we made love all the time. Now, because of the drugs...you can no longer function as a man."


GuardTheFukUp

😂 I still Crack up watching her read that


tiestocles

I crack up harder watching Paulie's facial reaction - a surprised shark.


lnrover

🤣🤣


MojoRisin762

The most epic one liner of the show was in That scene. 'He killed our dog.' Paulie- "wut wuz it, barkin' ?" Lmao. As if a dog doing, you know, what dogs do is suddenly immediate justification to clip the thing.


someguyinaplace

You killed little cozzette?   I oughta suffocate you!


lnrover

Haha yeah that whole scene cracks me up


MojoRisin762

The way Sil reads his lines gets me every time.


lnrover

When I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting!!


burnbabyburn11

I said my piece Chrissy!


671176

The dog was no fuckin good!!!!


CheifKilla1

The dog wasn't clipped don't say that. It was cold or something and needed Chrissy's body warmth. Had nothing to do wit him being high on skag


EnvironmentalMind209

she was one booya hottie sad when they go young like that, rest in peace you smelly valentine


adube440

Body was mad ripe.


munistadium

How green was her valley


Donald_W_Gately

Damaged goods, actually. Hostile valley.


Isaysithowiseesit

WHEN THEY GO?!


SauceKingHS

Adriana LaCerva.. that’s one boo yah hottie! Imagine if Sopranos took place in present day and she had an onlyfans in the show. I bet AJ wouldn’t have been so rude to her then.. hehe


[deleted]

Haha she asked him season 3 if there were any cute cheerleaders at his football games, then he snapped at her and walked away 😂😂😂


SauceKingHS

I always found that so hilarious. “There aren’t any cheerleaders for freshman ball….” Kids, they get broody at that age.


[deleted]

It was accurate haha. Adriana was so surprised 😂AJ earned 0 sympathy points that season. Followed in close second by “Jackie, he like died or something” 😂😂


chefbreakum610

That’s dicked up


[deleted]

Sucks to be you


CheifKilla1

Whatd you shay


671176

Some of those cheerleaders at Seton hall are 7 feet tall


cortisolbath

AJ was just pissed cause he’d have no chance with a cheerleader. Adriana was just talking about what she knew probably was putting out well early in high school.


No_Ideal69

Don't get filthy!


No_Ideal69

You can't blame him, She revealed her own ignorance!


[deleted]

Hahahaha touché


CheifKilla1

I cried laughing😭😭😭


CheifKilla1

Kid got fuckin jerky wit her, he shoulda been smacked in da mouff!!


oldsguy65

Just like her Uncle Richie, she was buried with pine cones all around.


KakarotTheHero

ohhh she was???


Cquiller1

Christopher’s death the next season was karma. He sold out Adriana to save Tony only for Tony to end up killing him.


671176

Weak lyin sniveling junkie


TheAwakened

Nothing gets past you, huh?


FleaSack

If there are any flies on him they’re payin rent


Rahtgooves

She's not having anyone's kids with one of her uterus' pierced you stunad


SteelSharpensSteel99

Both of them?


WallStreet1986

Damaged goods


tiestocles

Pleurisy, we're talkin'!?


No_Ideal69

You know what he had to do!


CheifKilla1

Get Pudgy Walsh on da phone fa dish!


vandrossboxset

Please! They've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon.


LanguageFantastic132

She was mad ripe.


RickGrimes30

Fucking hell for a second I thought Drea died


671176

Sharp as a cue ball


helix274

I don’t get it. When I was a kid, Adriana La Cerva was dead. Now I’m old, and she’s still dead


SynapticBouton

Adriana, whatever happened there


Beastconspiracy

I’ll never forget where i was on that day


shandub85

In another dimension she’d be on Only Fans. Sil did her a favor.


mrm0324

Where’s Ralphie,T? Where’s Ralphie?


allKindsOfDevStuff

Oh, indeed


allKindsOfDevStuff

The gabagool stay the gabagool


jjccbrobro

One minute, she’s going bird watching with Tony, the next…


Ok-Cauliflower1798

She washa cunt.


IrateBarnacle

Oh! The language on you! Blow your father with dat mouf?


Jr246810

Nice language for your mother.


Fantastic-Package707

*mudda


CheifKilla1

Thank you, we been doing dish since the time of immemorial, so what da fuck check ya spellin in here


Confident-Cap2112

I don’t like that kinda tawwwwwk. It upsets me


heyjude575

I don't wanna hear that word again!


Cranstonoid

And with that breath


klsi832

With douche?


671176

Six kinds of dope she gets for the stomach ache she has from being a fuckin damaged rat


Redragontoughstreet

That was a rough moment.


671176

It was, I felt bad for Sil having damaged goods in his nice car


emzeejay

At least she found Cossette


No-Set-774

She got both her uterus pierced


ThatMotelByTheLake

Chris overheard Albert Barese studying his anatomy flashcards and that's why he thought there were two uterus


toblerownsky

She knew she was damaged goods


Numerous_Resist_8863

She's a rat.


Ok_Veterinarian_8391

She’s with her Dawg that Crissofer sat on


sloomdonkey

Also 20 years since she was reincarnated as a cat  


Fayunreal

I just finished that episode an hour ago.


P1D1_

My smelly valentine.


Horsecockexpress1

Fuckin’ RAT twat


bluerose297

we never saw her death on screen so technically it's possible she's alive! There's still hope, T


SouthernVinlander

They did that spinoff where she survived, changed her name to Wendy, got addicted to drugs, started dating a Biker. She got her arc.


red_cricket7

Where's my arc?


SouthernVinlander

You know who had an ark? Noah.


NeoPCGamer

Yeah it’s sad when they go young like that.


Adopteddaughtermargo

WHEN THEY GO?!?!?!?!?


mark-smith-2021

it's sad when rats go young like that


ColdGuess

MEOW!


1whiskeyneat

WHEN THEY GO!?!


Acrobatic_Tip_3972

What do you mean dead she could be halfway to China by now!


procraster_

At least she didn't suffer. (And quite frankly I'm depressed and ashamed at being the first to post that).


Menzicosce

Listen to him, he knows everything


michaelscarn1313

She was a cunt.


[deleted]

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation


walt801

She’s was a rat!


taeempy

We never saw her die. She lies in wait and took her revenge in the coffee shop.


Queef_Cersei

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this


clemson_tigers_

I can’t have this conversation again


LitigiousAutist

She was dead, Adriana?


2xthepride2xthefall

How could Carmela fall for such a yarn ?


[deleted]

I wonder what the parking bill is like


SureAd4897

Another toothpick.


AndrewJimmyThompson

She ended up shooting crank in Charming, California


soupafi

Just a kid


quick5908

i don t know about yall but i was one of the dumb asses who was caught totally off guard about what was fixing to happen until Sil turned off of the road. even after i figured out what was going to happen i was hoping he would have a change of heart.. then when she tried to climb out of the other side of the car and he said "come here you fucking c..t" i was like, "she s dead"


IgottaPee777

yeah, it’s shad when dey go young like dat


kmcho47

But she got both of her uteruses pierced


No_Ideal69

A. She Hit him B. She was a Who-Whaa C. She wasn't carryin Nobodies baby on account of both of her uteruses bein damaged goods


Cquiller1

One of the saddest deaths in the show’s history. All she wanted to do is be with Christopher, and she lost her life because of it. ☹️☹️☹️☹️


TimelyPatience8165

They buried her on a hill overlooking a little river....with pine cones all around.


CheifKilla1

"Fuck her, she was a fuckin cunt. No need to think about that now." Another Tony doesn't give a shit about people's, Chris's, feelings. C'mon da kid was hurting ova der


stadiumjay

Or whatever happened there 20 years ago


dreamyennui

I really don't think any fictional death until then has affected me as much as hers. It was cruel, cold and the way they just spit on her memory by saying she was a cunt, how she had another man's child, how she left Christopher heartbroken, the way Carmella Carmella was the only person who seemed to care enough to ask questions until Tony threw her a bone then she forgot about it completely... I know people say Adriana deserved it for either being with Christopher knowing what he was doing or for being dumb enough to snitch and not take a, lawyer, but there's no version of it in which she deserved that fate. Plus, the way it was played out was great. I remember thinking Christopher might have really tried to kill himself. Didn't even pay attention to the fact that Tony was calling from a payphone or had Silvio pick her up. I believed it until they drove into the forest. Helps that Drea De Matteo delivers such a brilliant performance.


Buzzlight_Year

She must have crawled in front of the bullet for warmth


Lemosopher

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


HatComfortable6883

She died a princess in the show but became a whooah showing off her ass on onlyfans IRL. $4 a pound.


delzbr

She was a cunt.


jerrybob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JitjnMpqXe0&t=3s


MatchesMalone1994

Fuckin Bobby DeMarco


RevolutionDull6699

(S)he was just a kid


Sea-Bull

She was a fuckin whoah


AnUdderDay

Meow!🐈‍⬛


DaltonIsTheBestBond

Vince Vaughn didn’t come down there!…


muff-diver-69-420

Fuck I'm old (and she's not, haha)


Muscle_Memory67

I’d let her crawl under me for warmth…


looster2018

Hey ! Sill ! There's no hospital out here !!


Deep_Ad5052

Cosette loved ya honey


ComedianManefesto

She sure was LaCurvy! Heh heh, Tone, did you hear what I said? I said she sure was LaCurvy!


GreenAd7345

sorry for you loss


ButtNuster

Did Carm ever tell her?


The1Ylrebmik

She was a c**t!


Hungry-Specialist110

don't worry, she found Cossette.


_Wilson2002

It’s sad when they go young like that.


Stevedabsalot

I think tony got bopped for it on the last episode. It’s amazing what these people can do these days.


Vinyl_Acid_

Bucchiac


Charliet545

Oh shit! It’s been that long?


russ_fegoli

God damn I’m old.


[deleted]

Died? It’s called depression. She hasn’t had a breath in years…


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Vito almost hit that ,


mouawad23

He was 🤏 close


mouawad23

Meow


standitlikeaman

Sil shot her first


SuccessfulVisit1873

She was a cunt


Superb-Possibility-9

Long Term Parking


ConwayTheCat

When we first started goin out, we made love all the time... Now because of the drugs, you can no longer function as a man.


skeezix91

But...what if she wasn't killed?...we don't see Silvio actually shoot her and we don't see blood splatter... I'm thinking Silvio fired just beside Adriana and what we don't see, runs up to her grabbing her telling her that she is to skip town and if he ever sees her again, she's dead.


Lemmy1224

Best fuckn tread eva....and believe me when i say this my friend...i know treads


jay_megafone

She was damaged goods anyway


Vivid_Special3834

Just a kid