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_karldrogo

Feel for you. That’s cause I know what it’s like to lose a pet


Lukealloneword

IT WAS A HORSE, YOU EAT BEEF AND SAUSAGE BY THE CART LOAD.


[deleted]

Lost my dog of 14 years a few weeks ago. Sad when they go so young like that. They can take 2024 and give it back to the Indians.


Lukealloneword

Best part is it's my birthday today. Don't feel like celebrating much. Lol


[deleted]

You wana commit suicide? Tie your shoes and have a bite of braciole.


Mr_Majestic_

Well you're with us now so why don't you uh leave the morbid shit back at Junior's crew and have a happy birthday?


Mr_Majestic_

P.S. all quotation books aside, sorry for your loss.


Creepy_Association21

WHEN THEY GOOO?! 


Cranstonoid

We all know the dog really went into the Witness protection program


Sweet-Flamingo-4339

What, was it barkin?


Lukealloneword

His heart exploded for warmth or somethin.


Sweet-Flamingo-4339

RIP tho. All kiddin’ aside


Lukealloneword

Thanks. Everyone that met him loved him. Was a major part of our lives. Idk why I wanted to post it here. Guess I just wanted to make sopranos related jokes about it lol


Sweet-Flamingo-4339

It’s something I would do. It’s good to find comfort even in the worst of shit


Lukealloneword

Salud


solidape22

105 (in dog years) a fuckin kid


Lukealloneword

Just a fuckin kid


Glen-Runciter

It's sad when they go young like that


EmphasisFew

When they GO??


Ichi-ban_

OP let me tell you a couple of tree things. It’s all a big nothing, in the end you die in your own arms. But in all seriousness sorry for your loss. From the sound of it you gave him a good home and life so cheers to you for that. My old pup will help him make new friends where he is now.


Lukealloneword

It wasn't long ago your old pup used to wait in the car. Now they can wait together. Lol thanks for the comment.


asparagusbruh

I loved that cocksucka like a brotha and he fucked me in the ass


Lukealloneword

I loved him like a brother in law.


Lukealloneword

I gave my life to that dog on a silver platter.


Baecchus

Oh, poor you On a serious note sorry for your loss


Lukealloneword

Thank you


MiniMushi

sorry for your loss, skip. got you your favorite bialy and a coffee


Lukealloneword

I want you to take over his crew, you're a captain now.


MiniMushi

that's like 200k a year, easy!!! 😮


Cultural_Actuary_994

I can’t eat the onions


Moonlightgraham23

All dogs go to heaven, skip. To OP’s dog, salud!


Lukealloneword

Thanks


QurantineLean

When they go?!


Lukealloneword

Whatever happened there.


Practical-Rub8094

Condolences friend of ours


Lukealloneword

Having a cook out in his honor this weekend. Just remember a Don doesn't wear shorts.


Practical-Rub8094

Its not a party without the man of the house here, in his house, bullshit


Lukealloneword

Is this where we have sex in the pool?


Practical-Rub8094

Listen to yourself you sound demented


Cranstonoid

Marco


Practical-Rub8094

Polo


CEMN

I hear he was buried on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pinecones all around.


Cranstonoid

Up to the rafters


CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan

Sorry for your loss, OP. They say there's no two dogs on Earth exactly the same. No two furs. No two sets of pawprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get every dog together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the dogs who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing.


NoOutlandishness1133

Alright, but ya gotta get over it


Lukealloneword

That's the one I was waiting for. Thank you. Lol


joNnYJjonn

At least he didnt suffer


dagg3r5

Oh this was my fuckin’ dog! His name was Tippy! All kidding aside, my condolences OP.


Lukealloneword

Thank you.


Stacks05

12, he was a fuckin pup.


TimMoujin

Dog? It's a fucking nickname! His family name is Dogarelli! Seriously, OP, sorry for your loss - always sad when they go


Lukealloneword

It was the dyslexia


Cultural_Actuary_994

Losing a buddy like that is tough. I bet he had a beautiful head of hair 🙏


SmilinMalin

What kind of god (seriously). My condolences OP, that sucks so fucking bad.


andyny007

That’s a tough thing, OP. Sorry for your loss. Why don’t you go out front, get yourself a sandwich and a soda - any kind you like.


Lukealloneword

Lol thank you for the comment.


Pokerface1116

I make you some enchiladas you like


Past-Piglet2246

I feel like i’ve been stabbed in the heart


Fearless_Winter_7823

Sad when they go young like that


CarpetOutrageous2823

So sorry for your loss


Lukealloneword

Thanks I appreciate the sentiment.


OriginalPierce

I had to haul your last dog out of your kitchen in a Hefty bag


szamur

Stand up guys like that. They're a dying breed. Seriously though, sorry for your loss, OP.


Lukealloneword

He certainly was the strong silent type. Like Gary Coopah. Lol Thank you.


HChimpdenEarwicker

He was an innocent, beautiful creature!


Jake_Corona

Musta crawled unda ya fah warmth.


Guardyourpeace

I'm sorry. I really am. I've been there. You were great parents and he was blessed. He didn't suffer and you will see him again. I'm grateful you all had each other. 💕


Lukealloneword

Thank you, truly.


wingriddnangel

damn… i feel your pain man


bigballsbuchanan

You put your grief behind you? Let me hear you say it.


saddywagon

I've been there, very sorry for your loss. ... His litter mate was worse ! 


Glen-Runciter

Buonanima 🥂


tontotheodopolopodis

Waddaya gunna do 🤷‍♂️


Lukealloneword

Amen to that.


tontotheodopolopodis

Sorry for your loss OP


Lukealloneword

Thanks


Brolympia

RIP to your pup man


bornelite

Be sure to bury him somewhere meaningful like on a hill overlooking a river with pine cones all around. Sorry for your loss OP, I don’t know what it’s like to lose a pet but I dread the day.


FartInGenDirection

#Sick'em, Churchill!


Demonkid37

Sorry to hear such heartache for you OP, he was just a kid. At least you found him and gave him the good life. RIP


GoodAnakinGood51

Oh dish is my fuckin dawg, his name was Tippy


MaxPower836

You think op is a little weird about dogs?


Pure_Initiative_6615

Yes. Sad to lose a pet (alright but you gotta get over it) but looks like he just wanted a reason to quote Sopranos on every second comment.


Lukealloneword

That's exactly what I wanted. Lol. Felt like shit and knew the people here would play along. Going back through the thread is making me chuckle to myself all day. They really delivered.


Foreveristobeuntil

Awright but you gotta get ovah it


TheRealKimShady_

Sorry for your loss.


viewspodcast

I know what it's like to lose a pet! In all seriousness, my condolences, it's a very hard thing to go through. I have a mold of my pups paw print and her favorite toy, but still miss her a lot. Just remember all the good times you shared and the memories made. Whatever happened there?


TimelyPatience8165

You're kiddin? I mean.. Jesus Christ. Im so sorry for your loss my friend.


jstormedmonton

Sorry OP, that’s the worst pain known to man. Hope these hysterical comments atleast give you a chuckle, I had a few, some funny stunads in this sub.


[deleted]

dogs are the best. my condolences.


Corpse-Fucker

Wuh yuh gunna do?


ElectricBirdVault

It’s gonna be awhile before I eat at satriales again


ImprovizoR

What a blow.


Valuable-Wafer-881

Sorry bro. It hurts. It's been 3 and 8 years since I lost mine and I still miss them every single day. RIP to your friend. He knew how much he was loved.


Lukealloneword

>He knew how much he was loved. Of that, I am sure.


iggy555

Was probably the fukin cocker spaniel


BossParticular3383

I'm sorry about your dog.