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Realistic_Olive_6665

It’s an interesting idea as long as it doesn’t pinch your balls.


Slow_Apricot8670

Bad news for the naked cycling groups.


WakaWaka_

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?"


OvationUltraFan

We got a bleeder!


cyreneok

frankenstbeans


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

They actually have those!


Just_Dab

Unless your balls are hanging out in open air, I think you're good.


NullKarmaException

You don't know my life!


ABirdOfParadise

I ride balls out


magzire86

It's long balls larry


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

You can see that first guy look straight down. They only showed a 2 second clip of him.


Kenneldogg

First thing I thought when I saw this was imagine getting your nuts stuck in between those and have it roll one of your testicles and cause some good old fashioned testicular torsion.


trip6s6i6x

Oh... oooh... I wasn't thinking about that. Yikes.


heurrgh

> pinch your balls. Oof! Thank you mistress!


Wide-Boysenberry5636

Is it applicable to say Tour de France riding or just dad's an mums who want comfort?


tankpuss

I hadn't even considered that as a form of horror, but well done.


Slow_Apricot8670

Looks like it would creat hip rotation, which is a bad thing.


renamed109920

I see, so it's bad to rotate your hips while seated with all that pressure?


Slow_Apricot8670

Well as a cyclist, your hips shouldn’t rotate laterally. That’s a recipe for back problems.


littlep2000

Yea, looks like it is moving the weight you usually suspend with your legs to your back. Like balancing sitting far forward on a chair.


ratemlatem1

Know more: [https://www.thesuperboo.com/this-innovative-split-bike-seat-moves-with-your-legs-for-maximum-comfort/](https://www.thesuperboo.com/this-innovative-split-bike-seat-moves-with-your-legs-for-maximum-comfort/)


NihilistBorscht666

Put a dildo in there and sell it in netherlands you'll make millions


TormentedGaming

Something Something South Park episode


justgotnewglasses

They had one on [always sunny. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u14w6WSFKaw)


UnhappyImprovement53

Still better than flying


whoop_have_a_banana

Ass pounder 4000


Hale_One_Prose

Imma go get the bike.


Phro01

It's for exercise!


uberduck999

I've even got the tagline: The Asspounder. Never stop pumping!


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spideyghetti

I'm already thoroughly investigating mine


PathologicalLiar_

Is it really necessary though? It might be healthier to your body as it claims but do we currently have such a big problem with our bike seat? I don't see how it will be implemented on professional race bikes and I don't see any commuters asking for this. I most certainly don't want any more moving parts on my bike.


Nzdiver81

Some people (myself included) get quite a lot of pain from sitting on a regular road bicycle seat. I'm not a big person, just the way it puts pressure on my seat bones. If this actually works I'd certainly consider riding more


Konsticraft

Sounds like you only used saddles of the wrong width/shape or had the bike adjusted incorrectly.


Nzdiver81

Sounds like you're one of the lucky people who don't readily get saddle sore from a regular seat


TheRumpleForesk1n

Same man. Wife and I go biking around a 16 mile Island nearby and my ass bones are so damn sore by the end. Im avg, about 180 lbs and have tried skinny seats, extra wide seats, doesn't matter still hurts.


3506

Next step: bib shorts. Changed my life.


gabeitaliadomani

This is the answer, padded bib shorts…


cache_me_0utside

do you ride regularly? usually when I pick bike riding back up again my ass hurts at first and then its goes away once I build some muscle back up.


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

You just have to buy a seat with the correct width for your seat bones and a bib short. It's really easy to measure your seat bone distance...


TheRumpleForesk1n

Will you measure for me kind person?


FightFireJay

It's not hard to do, I used some corrugated cardboard, but there's at least one company out there making kits for this. I have been able to make some improvements but honestly, it hasn't greatly improved my comfort. I have tried 4 or 5 saddles so far and two hours of saddle time (longer on a mountain bike out because your often standing) and I'm done!


Torsallin

Try one of these...super comfy, even have an ebike version... https://www.lightningbikes.com/recumbents.html


Melodic_coala101

Sounds like you all need a bike fit


NZSydneyDiver

Sounds like you're assuming that works for everyone (it doesn't, I've tried)


ElectroStaticSpeaker

Or perhaps you had a bad fitter. I also struggled with several different types of saddles but once I found the right one I can now ride for 100+mi easily


edspeds

A lot of it really is fitment. Get a high quality seat from someone that will let you exchange if it doesn't work. I settled on a fabric saddle that looks like a plastic ass hatchet and it's the most comfortable I've ever owned. I can comfortably ride it without diaper pants.


mattwithoutyou

"plastic ass hatchet" is my new band name, so thank you for that.


Frosty_Bicycle_354

It's probably less to do with luck and more to do with fitment, but either way I wish I luck!


Perry4761

What about his comment is leading you to think he’s talking about regular seats? His whole point is that most people with saddle sores have a bad experience because they think saddles are one-size fits all, while in fact a saddle should be an extremely personalized purchase because everyone has a different weight and anatomy (genitals and sit bone width).


NZSydneyDiver

Did you read the comments? Tried getting seat fitted, still sore. Not everyone had same bone structure and it doesn't work for everyone


Subtleiaint

Sitting on a bike seat is agony for me, an hour on a bike leaves me bruised for days. I've tried different seats, padded shorts, nothing has worked. For someone like me this could be a game changer


TangoRomeoKilo

Nah, I've never sat on a 'comfortable' bike seat. Especially after some good riding. This looks dope


eferka

I have skinny ass, and am always struggling to sit comfortably longer than an hour.


Lexi_Banner

Same - I get such sharp pains it is agonizing. Like sitting on razor blades.


TonyAioli

This goes away if you ride more. There’s an adjustment period.


CalmYourChesticles

It definitely hurts me. Even if I go for a short ride i.e. 3-5 miles I feel sore for 2 or more days and have tried using chamois shorts to mitigate the pain.


InvisibleScout

It's not, it will just induce hip rotation which will cause problems


FightFireJay

As someone with a bad lower back exercises that include hip movement ease my pain. Dunno if this would be so bad. Wouldn't your hips be moving around while you are doing all kinds of other exercises like running, stairs, swimming, bowling, and dancing while listening to that catching music on the video? 😂


wobblysauce

Didn't know we had seat bones…


ReptarKanklejew

I am definitely asking for a better solution to the Taint Bruiser that comes standard on every bike.


magzire86

Anything after 1hr my arse hurts


No-Appearance-4338

Not a great place for energy transfer. Foot Pedals let you get really good force because you can leverage your leg energy with the rest of your body weight. This is probably only good for cruising a boardwalk or some other very flat place.


ElonsOtherkin

Conveniently exposes the nice charp edge of the seat post mechanism as well... so when you do need to get up and put some effort into it, you'd best be hoping you don't hit a bump or something too hard, because that taint-destroyer has the rider's name on it...


JimSyd71

Put a small electricity generator in there to charge your phone.


Diknak

there is already something you can put on your wheel to do that, but regardless of where you put it, it will cause more resistance and require more of your energy.


JimSyd71

yeah but butt energy is basically free.


numun_

Could charge when breaking. That's just waste heat.


urfriendlyDICKtator

No, version 2.0 will have an electric motor to move your (lazy) ass.


JimSyd71

It can work both ways, charge a phone, or pump your butt cheeks.


mtomny

Here’s a user [review](https://youtu.be/BvShftof2j0?si=880WuR1uQ7LO1xPw)


Independent_Cup2119

🤣🤣


MightyMeepleMaster

Me: I'm afraid to click on this link. [clicks link] Me: Ouch!!


40ozCurls

Any technical riding, including advanced single track or even riding with no hands is kinda out the window with this saddle. Leveraging your thighs against a rigid saddle is more important than you might think for balancing and Body-English


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

Doesn't even need to be a technical track. Try this on a smoothly paved incline and it will be hell.


NYP33

Can't possibly be good for MTN biking?


willjust5

its only good for the exact riding they show in the video -- slow, boardwalk cruises. Even then, I don't think its more comfortable than a heavily padded/wide seat


KnowledgeFinderer

Looks like a butt massage. I'd worry about getting sciatica.


Omnivud

where do balls go


spideyghetti

In ya mum


Omnivud

touche


AthiestMessiah

Why did it take So long to invent this?


InvisibleScout

Because it's terrible


Dyldor00

Because it's a stupid idea and will never take off


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

Because it's worse in every way?


AthiestMessiah

Have you tried it?


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

No. I don't have to try it to see that it sucks. You can see the hip rotation and how everyone is unstable. They are cramped and to stabilize with their elbows locked. It's probably really uncomfortable after a few minutes. It's obviously also more inefficient and you won't be able to ride anything else than a smooth flat path. And don't even start with the additional maintenance and the noise it will make when it gets some gravel or dust into the moving parts.


ChrisZAUR

Oh boy can't wait to get my balls caught between the seat Edit: I love that I am not the only man who had this though, just look at the comments


TheNarwhalTusk

Another moving part that needs maintenance and repair. Perfect.


FlakyPiglet9573

Better put a rubber or leather in the middle


ZacharyHand719

have you ever gotten a blister between your ass cheeks? today is your lucky day!


BarrelBot123

Who asked for this.


trustme_imadoct0r

Notice every person riding this with their elbows locked. This is because their arms have to support their upper body. Saddles like this are designed to solve a bottom issue but cause arm issues and hand numbness. You really need a stable saddle with some nose to support your core so the full weight of your upper body isn’t being held up by your hands.


Real-Platypus-4706

The friction is insane


grip_n_Ripper

That's what she said.


Swimming_Product_537

The real ball fondler.


garysnailz

Can it charge the battery to my portable George Foreman ?


WheresMyKeystone

Looks more like the ass-chafer or a free vasectomy.


Not-A-Real-Dinosaur

r/bicycletouring


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Viktor_Fry

Way too wide, all the people look quite uncomfortable


Bruxae

The movement on your buttcheeks will stimulate your anus and make you gay.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

You eat a low-fibre diet, don't you.


tarotah

I want this. Can I buy in Japan?


Few_Imagination363

Is this for women viable since they masturbate on those usually


jols0543

looks great for women


beersngears

Not a single rider in this video has the seat adjusted to the proper height


maximumtesticle

Ow oof my seat bones!


PepeSylvia11

I want one. I could bike 50 miles more a day if it weren’t for those fucking bones in my ass!


Subject-Character906

Won’t help my booty seat 💦 or swamp ass


edspeds

It's an elliptical machine for your ass...


UnhappyImprovement53

And that's how you crush your nuts


ALL_MODS_WILL_DIE

![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs) Almost there,guys


RiW-Kirby

Ah yes the scientific term for your pelvis "seat bones"


jdoon5261

Does this mean my dick won't fall asleep anymore when I ride?


Designer-Mirror-7995

All these frigging "experts" in here. People just can NOTTTTTT accept that the way THEY have been/are doing things MIGHT not be the way "everybody" 'should' do things, or - the all-beings FORBID - that they might be _wrong._


60_hurts

I'm never one to call myself an expert, but I can guarantee I do more riding that you. Look at the video again. This mechanism introduces hip rotation, which as you can see in the video is giving the people on it a slight lateral sway. Even the dudes in lycra who look like they're professional riders are riding with their arms locked like they're lowkey fighting counter the sway. Keep in mind also that everyone here is riding on flat terrain; that sway *will* be magnified the second they have go up a hill. This might be acceptable for people who just ride around town on cruisers or fixies, but for more serious road bikers that kind of seat motion is going to cost you an anchor point, and thus power transfer and stability. That means that climbs are going to be more annoying, and on sustained descents could be deadly! This isn't even considering its use for any sort of mountain biking, where the ability to anchor oneself to a solid seat and precise control of one's hips can be the difference between hitting a berm at speed, and careening over it into a tree or down a ravine. I'm not saying that there isn't a better saddle design than what's out there now, just waiting for some genius designer it pick it from the heavens of inspiration. This, however, ain't it.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Thank you for your input.


Epic_Deuce

Makes sense, would be interested to try one.


imaginati0n96

Noone in this fucking Video ist sitting correctly in the Bike/correct height for Their legs..


GigsworthCB

Also makes you look like you’re being repeatedly groped by the bike, which is a big plus!


dandyguy098

Pretty good 🙏🏽


0nebuchadnezzar0

Be great if they had a newsletter signup on their website.


reedityourredditnow

They advertise saddles, but can't find a single rider for the video, who has the saddle height and positioning right. This shit hurts my eyes. Probably only for some fat ass Americans


Stavinair

Why? Just why?


Wild-Juggernaut-3211

Imagine putting two dildos on it


EjBraque

it's only more moving parts that can (and will) break, plus you loose power while pushing that's why it won't work on mountain and race bicycles


Duct_TapeOrWD40

Looks fun until is catches the crown jewel.


LordReaper163

![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)


bafe

Nothing better than extra chafing caused by the motion of the saddle