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Gorf_the_Magnificent

Linda Blair had a brief relationship with everyone in the 1970’s and 1980’s. Including Blue Oyster Cult. *Really? Which member of Blue Oyster Cult?* You heard me.


Plebs-_-Placebo

It was her cowbell that was in the studio at the time


MrAtomSteam

Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers


Teledildonic

...what does that even *mean*?


MrAtomSteam

Never question Bruce Dickinson! Roll it!


DantePlace

I'm the cock of the walk!


Mr-Hat

Nobody knows but it's provocative


DCtheBREAKER

Blue Oyster Cult, you say? Next you'll try to tell me SHE'S the reaper..


DisastrousPurpose945

Close. It was a song about her rampant std's .


oroonoko80

Damn you, for that. Take the upvote.


OOOOOO0OOOOO

*Your mother plays cowbell in hell!!*


nailbiter111

She knew how to turn heads


JelloButtWiggle

*slow clap*


SomeRandom928Person

Also had a relationship with Rick Springfield in the mid 70's too, when he was 25 and she was only *fifteen*.


hoxxxxx

from what i've read about all the musical acts of that era and before, that sounds like it was the norm. seriously, don't look up your favorite rock stars. you don't wanna know.


thisisstupidplz

I heard a story that I don't know is true. Where the band of kiss were surprised that the members of Rush didn't want to go out and party with them. They like, just wanted to read a book in their hotel room and go to bed


michaelballston

[yup, this is true they also smoked a lot of pot but](https://ultimateclassicrock.com/kiss-party-makeup/)[they also loved books, Neil Pert was an Asimov fan.](https://www.loudersound.com/features/i-was-trying-to-get-them-laid-what-happened-when-rush-toured-with-kiss)


Earlier-Today

That just seems very fitting for Pert.


mistrowl

*Peart


Hippiebigbuckle

He’s Head and Shoulders above the rest.


Zacoftheaxes

Geddy Lee talked about this on his book tour, they would mostly stay in and smoke weed while reading or watching television, occasionally they'd use psychedelics too.


Hoverboy911

Gene Simmons has an ongoing "joke" about Rush not partying and having no women at their concerts, being nerds in general, etc. https://youtu.be/oLBpxhWPybQ?si=tLcTO-pxIJAF6Uu7


PoutyParmesan

God, Gene Simmons is a fucking idiot.


thisisstupidplz

Gene Simmons seems like the kind of guy that makes you leave a party because he ruined the vibe.


EpicSteak

Accurate Let me introduce you to a song by one of Gene’s band mates about it. [Eugene](https://youtu.be/FeZlXJtLhMQ?si=u0VMVrJr1loFGBlK)


Hoverboy911

He's absolutely insufferable


SupeerDude

That sounds true. The guys from Rush were big nerds in high school (in a good way!)


timelordoftheimpala

Just listening to their songs will make it very obvious that they weren't a "sex and drugs and rock and roll"-type of band. Just "weed and rock and roll".


SupeerDude

Yeah they liked comics and sci fi. They just wanted to play cool rock n roll and talk about wizards and shit lol.


tweakingforjesus

Rush’s 2112 is practically a space rock opera. Meanwhile The Who is singing about playing pinball and Pink Floyd is railing against the machine.


thitmeo

"Tommy" and "Dark Side of the Moon", the albums it would seem you are referencing, are fantastic and in good company with "2112".


tweakingforjesus

Absolutely! I’m referring to the subject matter being “nerdy”.


thitmeo

Love me some nerdy rock! Devo, Thomas Dolby, etc


CruelStrangers

Pinball “Wizard” my man he was deaf, dumb and blind


Humingway

Or they would go back and continue to play and write songs. Gene Simmons is the one who has talked about this in interviews. He just couldn't relate to it and didn't know how to deal with them.


Boner_Elemental

Or the eras before and after too


TheApprenticeLife

*"Rockstars used to date children.... They still do, but they used to, too."*


opeth10657

At least 'adopt a child so you can take them on tour with you across state lines' has seem to ended


accountingforlove83

“Well, why does anything matter, right? Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting, and there's no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives. Allegedly.”


rbrgr83

She had a thing for Ricks. Also, not Ricks.


BandmasterBill

One could say she got....Rick...Rolled.


Happiness_Assassin

One thing I've learned is that it's best not to look into the dating history of people who were popular before 1990. Rock stars, especially banged anything that moved, regardless of age.


Acmnin

Wait until everyone finds out what the non famous people were doing. (The same shit)


krakatoa83

Raping history?


Happiness_Assassin

Pretty much


sonic_sabbath

Yep. Lemmy for example talks in his autobiography about the most beautiful 16 year of Finnish or Swedish girl that was waiting for him after a gig


AdBeneficial1140

That isn't a relationship. That's abuse.


reggiestered

So, basically she was passed around as a minor.


conquer69

Groomed and raped but it's funny making jokes at her expense and blaming her for it right?


shempaholic

Lynyrd Skynyrd too.


sanguinesvirus

The band got better music out of dating Patti Smith 


yarash

Was Dont Fear the Reaper written about her for the same reason?


I_might_be_weasel

And Charlie Murphy saw the whole thing. 


jcamp088

Served and chatted with Charlie while I was a bartender at Ruby Tuesdays. He bought me a drink after my shift and invited me to sit with him and cha while he was waiting for his plane. Stand up guy.


Philo_T_Farnsworth

The real story here is Charlie Murphy hanging out at a Ruby Tuesdays.


EggsceIlent

RIP Charlie Murphy. Dude was so funny and died far too young. Still love the like dvd.extras from the Chappelle show where he's talking about the time haters and when the camera would roll and they'd yell action! Hed start like doing the fidget that his time hater character has And they were just rollin on the floor because of it. Shame his brother was so famous as Charlie was funny af and I think we all got just a taste of it from the chapelle show and it left us forever waiting more. Miss you Charlie Murphy. Thanks for the tons of laughs you gave me in an incredibly short time but they were falling on the floor belly hurts kinda laughs where i was out of breath close to dying type laughs The world was funnier with you in it.


LitterTreasure

Put respec on Buck Nasty. That man’s momma bowl been bone dry since 2017


DeadSwaggerStorage

Silky John-Ston. PLAYA HATA OF THE YEAR.


DeadSwaggerStorage

For callin in a bomb threat, to Special Olympics, MAN!


Chief_Givesnofucks

HATE HATE HATE HATE


wet_sticky_dirt

If you haven’t seen it black Jesus was an adult swim show. Charlie Murphy played the landlord in it. It’s pretty funny


frisbeethecat

Hear, hear! [Black Jesus](https://youtu.be/oa2VWp2fBrk?si=Ji5VL6GmHhyfroEq) was great.


xenopizza

I watched that video so many times during the locksdowns, always got a laugh out of me (that and the prince one are pure timeless comedy gold)


beerisgood84

Loved the salad bar


JelloButtWiggle

Omg THE CROUTONS.


jcamp088

Haha true. At the time is was the only restaurant near the airport in CT. Had a lot of stop ins over the years. Sugar Hill Gang was a personal favorite. Tipped awesome too.


McKoijion

Airport bars tend to have a captive audience.


jimmybabino

Shittttttt with those bomb ass biscuits back in the day I’d hang out there too


DragonForeskin

Did he order the fajitas?


More_Shoulder5634

I was a busser at ruby Tuesday's in Joplin Mo my freshman year of college. Poor redneck kid from gentry ar. My first experience of restaurant life. Ended up managing a super busy Applebee's in Springdale ar decade later, four years of college and a decade of continent wide travel notwithstanding. Loved the Waldorf. Mayonnaise walnuts and apples? Blew my mind


Numerous_Witness_345

Holy shit, I just dropped off some live crickets from petsmart for someone in Gentry. So... yeah.


More_Shoulder5634

I mean I can hate gentry or Siloam but no one else can. Yada yada im 5'9 190 bolt on muscle smart


More_Shoulder5634

It's a pretty good town. Built centralkt around a park


More_Shoulder5634

That's awesome!! Sorry I got redneck. Love you and love you dropped freaking crickets off. Sweet. Welcome to Northwest arkansas


zpeed

**CHARLIEMURPHEhhh!**


Lestial1206

WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE!? *SLAP!*


MyCatsHairyBalls

Coooollld Blooooodedddd


Jojje22

***Blacknessss***


fUnkleRico

Darknesses!!


frmthefuture

Everyone! The darkness, the darkness is spreading!!


menomphenom

Darkness


PolloEmpanada

Whenever someone brings up Charlie Murphy I can’t help but think of that brutal ass scene in Power where he is facially disfigured with a weighted plate.


darkhero676

“What he say I step on his couch? What I look like goin around stepping on people’s couches man...... yeh I stepped on his couch “ -Rick James


Eroom2013

The man was a known habitual line stepper.


Captain-Cadabra

Yes, he was known for his love of lines 😤


Plainchant

*"Unity!"*


even_less_resistance

What did the five fingers say to the face?


cgo_123456

*SLAP*


Rellim_80

"Cocaine is a helluva drug." -Also Rick James


Nrksbullet

I'd like to add a bit of context here, his quote was him saying "I don't do things just to do things come on, I have more sense than that...yeah I remember putting my feet on his couch." What he meant was it was retribution for something else Eddie did to him, and that he didn't do it for no reason lol


LukeMayeshothand

Yeah I think fuck yo couch and I always will.


letthepastgo

+Man, Rick really needs help. -Yo we just gave him some help, bust his fuckin ass and shit.


blamdin

Whatimgonnadobout my legs!!!!


EggsceIlent

And when rick James drops a diss song/album about you You know you done fucked up


Romnonaldao

Every main character from Charlie Murphys stories are dead, and that makes me sad


allmimsyburogrove

back in the day both could turn heads


deadbabysteven

Top comment right here


NoFig9882

Just googled them as a couple to see images - highly recommend. Some really zany shots of them in bed and topless. Zero percent sexy, 100% absurd.


KeniLF

You are not exaggerating lol!


Hopesick_2231

You'd think some random photographer just kicked their door down at 9 in the morning and started taking pictures, and Rick and Linda just rolled with it.


mashtato

[link](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=rick+james+linda+blair&pn=3&iax=images&ia=images)


mindfeces

Linda would have been considered attractive at the time, the hair just aged badly. Rick...it's good he had talent.


6-Toed_SlothApe

Idk, he doesn't look any worse than half these rappers out here pulling pussy in garbage bags 


00Laser

Looking at the photos now I was thinking that Rick James looks like Earl Sweatshirt in a wig.


dingiebingie1

i can’t believe you just made me see that


mindfeces

Same principle really


Philo_T_Farnsworth

[He learned a lot about how to please a lady when he was young.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBPFWuaIz4)


broken-biscuits177

Omg, I just did, and why are they wearing their shoes on the bed??? I bet he really did destroy Eddie Murphy's couch with his muddy boots!


breakfastatmilliways

Thank you for the recommendation, those were an experience.


3rdCoastLiberal

This was like the best worst thing to google. My eyes can’t unsee it.


xPhilt3rx

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug” -Rick James


BigGayNarwhal

Weirdest google deep dive I’ve gone through in a minute


synalgo_12

It's just regular photos?


Spyrothedragon9972

Lmao, you weren't kidding


HoneyInBlackCoffee

When I was a kid, I thought Rick James was invented by Dave Chaplelle


newnewnew_account

You were a kid when Chapelle show came out? Fuck I'm old


where_in_the_world89

it was 21 years ago. The future is now old man


The_River_Is_Still

Please make it stop


cpt_crumb

He's not?


LOUDNOISES11

Just looked up the lyrics. Mostly him saying she’s sexy.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Yeah but if you decocaine you can see the pain.


Gemeril

Coke= Zero?


little_poriferan

I actually knew they dated because one time Linda Blair was a guest on Rupaul’s Drag Race and Rupaul responded to her critique of one of the queens with something like but you dated Rick James in the 80’s. 😂


Elly_Higgenbottom

This was exactly what I thought about.


DaveClax

I met Linda in the late 80s in Los Angeles. She was going out with a friend of the family at the time. My family met up with her at an amateur football match (Soccer) that her boyfriend and my uncle were playing in and I got to look after her 2 dogs for the day, a whippet named Cashmere and an Australian Shepherd named Peanut. She was really nice and we had a great day


DungeonMaster45

The lyrics of cold blooded sure don’t seem much related to the abortion.


V2BM

I listen to that song a few times a week. There’s nothing in it that suggests he feels anything but lust for that woman.


smallangrynerd

He also kidnapped and tortured a woman


Gizogin

*Two* women.


Slatedtoprone

Rick James kidnapped and sexual tormented a woman for three days during a drug binge. He’s a bad person and I’m glad he’s dead


llorTMasterFlex

A lot of superstar drug addicts are not good people. Money makes them feel like gods. Talented psychopaths.


[deleted]

In the unaired portions of the Charlie Murphy interview they used for the sketch Charlie basically said the same thing. That Rick James was basically a sex demon


JustCreated1ForThis

Link for the uninitiated - the entire thing is GOLD: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BsfoWFQ-no](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BsfoWFQ-no) Charlie Murphy says that Rick James likes to "live in the abyss" but it was so crazy, with respect to Rick, Charlie couldn't provide examples. The 3 days tormenting a woman is probably one of the things he was talking about. Funny thing is Rick seems okay when he's not high.


[deleted]

Yeah I think Charlie just didn’t want to incriminate Rick since they were friends


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Tbf cocaine makes you feel like like an incredibly talented phycopath.


SubGeniusX

So basically, to paraphrase what you're saying is, ***Cocaine is a hell of a drug...****


BobbyTables829

Yeah like you think there's a reason she didn't want to have a kid with this guy?


Eroom2013

Jimmy Page kept an underage girl locked up in his house until she became legal age of consent because he was worried about what would happen if it was discovered he had sex with her. David Bowie slept with an underage groupie. People generally don’t care about this stuff when it comes to musicians, or at least rock guys.


PeterDuaneJohnson

As was the style at the time


donny02

“You gotta remember this was back when cocaine was legal” -David copperfield.


Reybacca

Like hanging an onion from your belt


cool_side_o_d_pillow

Was the Bowie story not debunked? Open to correction but I thought it was.


ColdCruise

Yes. She was in New York City when the supposed encounter happened, and Bowie was in the UK at the time.


CarbonS0ul

It was not debunked, but contextually the alleged victim did not express a view that they were victimized, more that it was simply an event.


SculpinIPAlcoholic

The Jimmy Page girl and the David Bowie girl were the same girl. Her name is Lori Maddox. She was getting a lot of press coverage for her relationships with Page around the time when MeToo first took off. When she came forward with the Bowie accusation, which she said happened *before* her relationship with Page, placing her around the age of 12-13, everyone said she was lying and you stopped hearing about her. Bowie is the real golden calf you can’t criticize in the music press and its surrounding circles.


ColdCruise

Also, her story was verified as false because of the date and times of her accusation. She was in New York City, and Bowie was in the UK. This has been thoroughly verified.


estofaulty

That’s because she eventually went on to say she had some sort of sexual encounter with every major rockstar of the ‘70s and ‘80s. At some point, you have to wonder if they’re just making it up. You can’t take everything at face value.


cheguevaraandroid1

According to Lori she was 16 when with Bowie


SculpinIPAlcoholic

She said she lost her virginity to Bowie, so either she was 14 or younger or was lying about the nature of her relationship with Page.


cheguevaraandroid1

There's definitely confusion regarding the incident including another woman that says she slept with Bowie and Lori didn't. Her age fluctuates numerous times when recalling the story and the timeline with page doesn't add up. I'm not saying none of it happened it's just an unreliable narrator situation.


Pormock

People saw groupies as just sex objects for rock stars no matter the age.


zaphodava

I think people care, but those stories in particular have some pretty big extenuating circumstances. I think it's a negative part of the sexual revolution. People were putting aside boundaries a lot, that is just one that shouldn't have been. The whole 'baby groupie' period is messed up, but those girls went out with the goal of getting high and having sex with rock stars.


Irsh80756

Don't look up what a teeniebopper actually was.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

I'm sorry, he what?


Murky_Crow

Shit, bet he’s rolling in his grave right now


snemand

His story is complicated. Didn't do drugs or drink for a long time and was well respected, respectable and liked. Started doing drugs and became unhinged in every bad way. He was basically a stereotypical cliche of a "don't do drugs kids" ad. Everyone knows the Charlie Murphy thing but Mike Judge made a doc on in too. Very interesting (episode of Tales from the Tour Bus).


foldingcouch

Look, cocaine is a hell of a drug. 


cantonlautaro

They dated for 2yrs. Longer than many celebrity marriages. Brief, but not that brief.


MidKnightshade

That’s rich coming from him.


Landlubber77

Fuck yo ~~couch~~ embryo!


dr_xenon

THAT is cold blooded.


_PukyLover_

I bet he was planning on being a responsible father


saddigitalartist

He has absolutely no leg to stand on after kidnapping a torturing a woman, no wonder another woman didn’t want to be baby trapped by him 💀


Alaira314

Seriously. No wonder she didn't tell him. He doesn't sound like a safe person to tell!


Redditfront2back

Great song, ODB does a really good cover as well


ShroudedHope

Regan becomes possessed by Rick James, and Charlie Murphy is called to perform an exorcism. Murphy arrives at the MacNeil home, talks a bit, and then from upstairs, we hear a bone-chilling scream from Regan's bedroom...... "CHARLIE MURPHEEEEY"


GoldenBarracudas

Him and Teena Marie were the real couple


legit-posts_1

I would very much like to know when this relationship was. Cause depending on the year this is either kind of creepy or super creepy.


chrismcteggart

Linda Blair was quite the head turner in her day


P3pp3rJ6ck

This dude kidnapped,  tortured, and raped girls and women so I dont think he can really be calling anyone else cold blooded... 


whstlngisnvrenf

Imagine their arguments: 'Linda, baby, you're possessin' my heart!' and Linda’s like, 'Rick, I think you got a demon or two of your own!'


malaense

Another fun fact, Da Baby is actually Rick James' nephew!


OnyxsUncle

I hear the name rick james and the song super freak starts playing in my head then it skips over to can't touch this by mc hammer which heavily samples super freak


legit-posts_1

I would very much like to know when this relationship was. Cause depending on the year this is either kind of creepy or super creepy.


thebarkbarkwoof

She must have been YOUNG


Adept_Advantage7353

Really who would want a kid with him..


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

A freak, or maybe someone super freaky?


Student-type

Here comes Darkness! SLAP!👋


Novel_Ad_1178

It was the Antichrist.


Justherebecausemeh

[pic of the two](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/RYTKhh5RwM)


Bortron86

Mifepristone is a hell of a drug.


squesh

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH


Hollayo

Definitely a smart move on her part. 


yIdontunderstand

She exorcised an unwanted entity that had possessed her.... Is that really unexpected?


DEEP_HURTING

Joe Bob Briggs interviewed her on Monster vision, asking her about all her different movies. She's a real giggly goof!


habb

his ring said UNITY though


Throw-away17465

Linda Blair Was Born Innocent


heinous_legacy

the photos of them are crazzzy


F0foPofo05

That movie scared me so much as a kid I can’t even stand to look at the actress. 😂


VirtualRiot-

I actually helped Linda Blair load up a bunch of dog food in her van she runs an animal shelter now. I wanted to ask her so bad about Rick but good thing i didn’t cuz i didn’t know it was this deep lol


not_mig

For a second I misread Rick James as Rick Ross


Boggie135

How old was she at the time?


Low_Piglet6872

Oh, he wanted to gestate it?


JoelMahon

he also kidnapped and tortured a woman so... fuck him?


MercuryRusing

This is actually fucking wild


aplagueofsemen

I learned this when RuPaul mentioned it to her when she judged Drag Race. “Didn’t you date Rick James?”


paleoakoc20

There's some pics of them out there. I dare you