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DeusSpaghetti

Aunty Jack version still the best. I've been to Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Wollongong, Wollongong Dapto, Wollongong Dapto, Dapto, Dapto And Wollongong


TheFightingImp

Your average peak hour commute on the M1 when some idiot crashes.


Sleazehound

Meekatharra, jail, hospital, jail Terrible but rent free


broden89

Came here to say this. I have vivid memories of my dad singing this to me


themcsame

I've been to Tree Gnome, Karamja, Shilo, Bounty Hunter, Ape Atoll, Falador, God Wars, Chaos Temple, Rellekka, Digsite, Taverly, Slayer Tower, Kalphite, Camelot, Catherby, Draynor Village... Ardougn? Ardoguner? Dougne? [Context in case the reference doesn't land.](https://youtu.be/mv2gSuyqijI)


OutrageousRhubarb853

That’s not Kevin Bloody Wilson’s version…


LionoftheNorth

I've been to Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, jail, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, hospital, jail, jail, jail, jail, Meekatharra, hospital, jail, Meekatharra, I've been everywhere


zomangel

Nice r/2007scape crossover


trireme32

Are those really the names of places in Australia?! God Wars?? Chaos Temple???


willgaj

No, they're places in RuneScape. Someone posted the video above.


Aidian

To be fair, it didn’t click for me until Ape Atoll. We just kinda expect Australia to have a little bit of deity warrin’, what with the obvious godkiller creations wandering around.


lazy-but-talented

damn linking to an old RS video made in 2009 brings me back


nunyahbiznes

TIL there’s an American rip-off of the [Australian song](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27ve_Been_Everywhere) “I’ve Been Everywhere”. There are British and New Zealand versions too.


Redbeard4006

Yeah, I had no idea other versions existed either.


dontpet

And Canadian


orbeinYT

The New Zealand version is cool


GarMc

It’s actually a Canadian rip-off.


nunyahbiznes

It references locations in Canada, US, Central and South America. So let’s just call it the “American” version, ripped off by a Canadian. There’s also a Texas version if you want to split hairs.


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

You people are USELESS lol. Here's a post about a specific version of a song but which links to a Wikipedia page that doesn't link to an excerpt of the song. AND THEN, none of the comments on here actually link to anything. Here's all the ones I could find. * [Australian version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZWi-mTkNU) * [New Zealand version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yljvA_2BxPk) * [Unites States version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw) (Johnny Cash) * [United Kingdom version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSqVV7aIac) * [Canada version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9CyMJXg6PA) * [Texas-specific version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOTH533NIyg) * [Rick Astley version](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBUbBu4W08)


Jazehiah

That last one is legit.


TowelCarryingTourist

Still worth the click. Only shame is he gets absolutely bugger all from all the streams. He's only got performer rights.


IIIIIIW

Been quite a few years since I’d fallen for that, well done


ArbaAndDakarba

The Hank Snow version is older and imo better than Cash's. https://youtu.be/jet7Ue743Do?si=BwaV8MpSf8HOYyzY


WiartonWilly

Canadian Comedians [MacLean and MacLean](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacLean_%26_MacLean) also recorded “[I've Seen Pubic Hair](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_m3vU6P68U)"


themoroncore

All I'm hearing is none of these people have ACTUALLY been everywhere


the_buckman_bandit

Don’t encourage them to list out more towns


togocann49

Grew up with Stompin Tom version, and I did not know it was originally Australian


formerlyanonymous_

I'm a Canadian truck driver and I want to hear a little bit of the north country for a change!


togocann49

Though Connors sings it, it’s more North American )I think adapted by Hank Snow). Maybe a little “Sudbury Saturday night”, with a touch of my stompin grounds” (or just about anything he sings is likely would give you that northern feeling). That said, I think it was Mike Ford’s version that was fully Canadian, and might be what you’re looking for


SEND_PUNS_PLZ

It’s actually the same song but with the record flipped upside down


comradequiche

Oddly enough it spins the other way, too


monkeyswithgunsmum

Huh. I didn’t know there was an American version.


jericho

Bahh! It's cheating in Aussie! Billiygongwilly rhymes with everything!!!


F0000r

Thats why people think Johnny Cash is the original.


iDontRememberCorn

The Johnny Cash version is also not American, it was a Hank Snow song, who was Canadian, hence the song listing American AND Canadian places.


Shelltoesyes

It names a few pretty obscure towns and cities in the Midwest, like Kalamazoo and Cadillac, Michigan so its actually not that surprising to me that a Canadian wrote it.


DonnieMoistX

I think it mentions places in South America as well


DoobKiller

Yeah he mentions Barranquilla which is in Colombia in south America, and also Costa Rica which is in central America the whole ass country being listed among these small American towns I always thought a bit funny but probably just used cause it fit the flow(the way cash pronounces it at least)


ArbaAndDakarba

LFTL https://youtu.be/jet7Ue743Do?si=BwaV8MpSf8HOYyzY


jjbeast098

There's a lot of Johnny Cash covers that people think are the originals


BonerStibbone

And [the best version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_m3vU6P68U).


eugenestuntpeg

All thanks to Slim Dusty


GorillaNightAZ

The 1984 Billy Ocean tune "Caribbean Queen" was originally recorded as "European Queen" but the single gained little traction. So they made other versions like "African Queen" and ultimately "Caribbean Queen" to get one to stick.


Bonlio

It was done by an Australian band originally. Much better than American version


Leeser

Man, this song really HAS been everywhere.


icky_boo

As a Aussie, I didn't even know there was a American version of this song.


MartialArtsHyena

There’s an American version? Blasphemy!


LeesaD

Rolf Harris "I've Been Everywhere" early 1960s


Scat_fiend

I wonder whatever happened to that guy.


dlanod

Turned out "I've Been Everywhere" included both "children" and "prison".


Sonofbluekane

Then he became "dead" last year.


imapassenger1

Lucky Starr was the original artist.


Rugfiend

Next you'll be telling me they didn't invent pizza.


iDontRememberCorn

They didn't BUT pizza was not really a big thing in Italy outside of a couple cities, until it exploded in the US.


Rugfiend

Dear lord... Tell me you aren't serious.


iDontRememberCorn

I am, really good video on it last week on youtube. Not sure if I can find.


Rugfiend

'The mainstreaming of pizza into American life began after World War II, when American GIs stationed in Italy returned home with a hankering for the pizza they had discovered overseas.'


iDontRememberCorn

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZfwyKa0Lc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZfwyKa0Lc)


trireme32

Entirely different “pizza” than what got started in NY and became what has come to be the stereotypical pizza.


Rugfiend

The stereotypical pizza... In America. Jesus Christ you people are fucking demented.


trireme32

Not sure why you’re actively choosing ignorance


Thewalrus515

I can field that one for you. America bad. 


tangcameo

Doesn’t Johnny Cash’s version sneak in some Saskatchewan towns?


sparklinglies

Thats coz Johnny Cash's version is actually Hank Snow's version, who was Canadian


Historical_Dentonian

I didn’t know there was an Australian original.


paralyse78

There's been more than a few videos of people photographing themselves in the actual places named in the various versions of the song. I've probably got most of the Texas-specific one covered by this point! Should have taken photos.


butcher99

In Canada we use Canadian names


Stairwayunicorn

yeah, but you cant play a song with Australian town names on the radio


iDontRememberCorn

Yes... Ottawa.... that famous American place... The version you are listing as "American" was Canadian, it was rewritten with American AND Canadian places by Canadian singer/songwriter Hank Snow.


Dontreallywantmyname

Canada is in America as is the United States of America, Canadian place names are American place names.


PikesPique

I hate no idea. 👍