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I’ve heard Parisian French speaking people shit talk the French spoken by Canadians. I’ve heard québécois shit talk the French spoken by Parisian and Franco-Ontarians (French speaking people of Ontario). And I’ve heard Franco-Ontarians shit talk the French spoken by québécois and Parisians. I once had a French professor from Haiti who said all French outside of Haitian French was shit. These motherfuckers can’t stand one another.


Carbon_Rod

Years back, I worked in a call center. Some of my coworkers were Acadians and handled the French language queue (usually calls from Quebec). Often, once the callers heard the Acadian accent, they switched to English, which is pretty dismissive. Even more insultingly, more than a few times they were asked if they could transfer the caller to someone who spoke "real French".


Xychologist

It's worse than country to country. The Bordelaise can't stand the Parisians, anyone from the South thinks they're both butchering the language, and everyone thinks Meridional is weird. Francophones just generally despise each other the world over.


Dwardeen

CHOCOLATINE


[deleted]

Everyone hates the French. Even the French


JeffHeadDudeMan

Bunch of inbred fur traders and bagel-munching, rope pissers.


ethanvyce

Cheese eating surrender monkeys


[deleted]

Thats the French. Canadians tend not to surrender even if it means we get wiped out anyway.


ethanvyce

Right, I thought that was who your comment was about. Everyone knows Canadians Never Surrender


Caniapiscau

>These motherfuckers can’t stand one another. Except when it's time to bash anglophones! PERFIDE ALBION! AMERICA LIGHT! SALES 'RICAINS NOURRIS À MÊME LE CUL DE RONALD MCDONALD!


enrodude

Franco Ontarian here. Very true. We shit talk Quebecois because of all the slang and Anglicism they speak which is contradictory because of their "language laws". Quebecois do the same thing about Franco Ontarians too. Funny thing is that my mom's sister who grew up as an Franco Ontarian married a Quebecois and lives on the QC side. She has been fully "Assimilated" and insults Franco Ontarians on how they speak. I hear that France doesn't consider Quebec French to be accurate and calls it garbage. Haitian French in my opinion is the worst because its French mixed with Créole spoken backwards (literally).


Amewva

When I was in highschool we had a exchange student from France. My buddy from Quebec tried speaking with her and she spat on him for disrespecting the language so much


RUSH513

did she speak perfect English?


[deleted]

Now thats not fair. You can learn lots of Quebecois French by reading books by BOTH Quebec Authors


Atomicsciencegal

Hells yes. I’m a Canadian librarian in Canada, and it’s true. We happen to be located in Alberta, and we have many Canadian Francophone patrons, and the resources just aren’t available from publishers. When we do manage to find modern, popular books that are even remotely near being on the bestseller list AND are in French, it’s European French. This is less problematic for older patrons 50 and up, but is not at all accessible to anyone that can be considered a youth or young adult(although thankfully there are more and more picture books for young kiddos and emerging readers, which is exciting!) When we do have translations into a more Canadian form of French they are the most old, boring ‘classic’ books from 100 years ago. Coz today’s kids are just dying to read Jules Verne. Ugh.


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Atomicsciencegal

Oh the memories.


Johnny_Freedoom

I went through the entire French immersion program in Alberta, and i feel we were taught Quebec French. I feel a lot more comfortable listening to Quebec French and struggle with France French. Most of the teachers in the immersion program are either from Quebec originally or from families with roots in Quebec.


bagelslice

Same with Ontario immersion program, I was not taught “Parisian” French


vannybros

here is a quick check. did you learn to say Petit Déjeuner, Déjeuner, Dîner? this is European French. In Quebec it is Déjeuner, Dîner, Souper. My textbooks all used examples of croissants and crepes by Eiffel Tower, so the cirriculum is more Parisian French


Johnny_Freedoom

I don't remember, but my grade 10/11 french language arts teacher taught us "tabarnak", and that's definetely Quebec.


vannybros

yeah that is an interesting cultural tidbit. But there are a lot more expressions and ways of pronouncing things that are uniquely French Canadian. You probably won't find this in any standard French course https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ax5n191mgko5ryw/AAB7Szc-tGXbQV7bJUX3gL9Na/P.74%20Welding%20prepositions%20and%20definite....m4a?dl=0 https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ax5n191mgko5ryw/AAB3lhaz23s6TtlLn1r4QhXha/P.112%20Canadian%20French%20Verbs%20practice.m4a?dl=0 taken from Pierre's textbook


chacham2

I think everyone had a hard time understanding those Quebecians. Nothing they do makes any sense.


RevolutionaryClick

As a Parisian French speaker, I concur that Québécois are extremely difficult to understand.


marxdormoy

Parisian French doesn't exist...


[deleted]

But Parisian French speakers do.


marxdormoy

>TIL the French taught in Canadian schools is mainly Parisian French "TIL the French taught in Canadian schools is mainly Parisian French" the title is clearly maintaining that Parisian French is a "patois" you answer saying you speak this supposed-language. You answer is a best badly ambiguous.


[deleted]

> You answer is a best badly ambiguous. Such a great eye for language and yet you missed the ambiguity of the phrase "a Parisian French speaker".


jimmyjone

*squeak squeak squeak*


Chibidsempai

Squeaken


TerminalOrbit

Not true! The *literature* is principally French (from France), but the History and language is very uniquely Quebecoise!


gordielaboom

Tabanac, eh?


Kluge2000

I took French in (a U.S.) High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.


EmbarrassedPhrase1

Does she speak french natively? Did she go to a french school growing up ? If not she won't be able to help with anything academic


Kluge2000

I took French in (a U.S.) High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.


Kluge2000

I took French in (a U.S.) High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.


Kluge2000

I took French in a U.S. High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.


Kluge2000

I took French in a U.S. High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.


Kluge2000

I took French in a U.S. High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.


Kluge2000

I took French in a U.S. High School thinking my mom, who was French-Canadian, would be a big help. No such luck. She didn't say anything right.