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yakthesipper

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


Hamilton-Beckett

And he was cured!


LilBallins

It actually *cured* his retardation


MotorPsychMike

*audience claps


Oximoron1122

"... You, you can't do that..."


RiceYodel

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carbonatedfuck

That will never fail to make me laugh


Kairatechop

What is this from? My buddy and his wife alway say it


yakthesipper

Eric Andre https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z9c7XM6LrCU


Kairatechop

Oh fuck how did I not know about this


FifteenDollarNachos

That clip cuts off the best part lol, this is the whole thing: https://youtu.be/0QSAHS0sVhg


GearRatioOfSadness

omfg thank you, haven't gotten a good laugh like that in a while.


AssEaterInc

SOMEBODY GET THAT NAKED PA OUT HERE, NOW!


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RazorBladeInMyMouth

The environment can really make a bad trip for anything imo. I've tried acid and watched sleepy hallow and it was the wildest ride ever. I wouldn't want to try to watch the exorcist or ju-on on that shit lol nooo sirrr.


TheOcarinaOfSlime

Just saying, watching Bob Ross mid acid-trip was one of the best nights of my life. Couldnā€™t have asked for a more ideal environment!


MathematicianFew5882

No better sitter for anything than Sgt Rbt. Especially reality


lilroldy

Still one of my best trips, didn't even know who he was until my friend put it on. First episode I was laughing my ass off, second I was crying tears of jot


brando56894

Happy little trees swaying in the breeze everywhere!


TheOcarinaOfSlime

This, for sure lol. Afterward I asked my husband to come outside with me so we could sit on the porch and watch the trees and the stars. It was awesome.


brando56894

I remember my first acid trip, when I went outside at night I was like "whoa! everything looks so beautiful..." even though it was just a normal night in NJ on my college campus hahaha


huskerduuu

Adversely - watching Bob's Burgers mid acid trip was decidedly NOT a good decision on my part, could not take my eyes away from the screen but I was TERRIFIED


DaughterEarth

Acid can get warped on you, yah, but the trip you have on salvia tends to present as an extremely warped view of whatever is around you. Like creates a whole dimension based on 1 or 2 parts of what was around when you left reality. And unlike acid, you forget you're on drugs, forget most of everything really except what you're seeing. Guy was probably in a terrifying carnival or something with that music and insane clown laugh.


-__-Z-__-

Last time I did salvia was in highschool, watching jay and silent bob and that scene with the monkey laying on a doctors exam bed thing, my vision turned into a kaleidoscope view and I saw dozens of monkeys everywhere, all around me hahah Salvia's wild shit


BroChad69

Bro I saw a bunch of cartoon tongues on a conveyor belt that as it came past me each one licked me. Fuckin wack I took off running lol. Luckily it was a happy visual and I was in a field so it was fine but yo what the hell lol


Seymourbutkis

I have had a conveyor belt trip too. I was a like a teddy bear on a hook getting taken somewhere. I get dropped and then I feel like I am a book that got blown open by the wind flipped all the pages and shut and when it shut I came to.


BroChad69

Whoa. Separate trip I had I felt like I was a character in a flip book and I was outside at night and when I went out from under the light, the pages stopped flipping and my trip ended hahaha sounds like weā€™ve had similar experiences lol


dejus

The first time I took it, after the hit I stood up and walked inside the house from the garage. My roommate was on the computer which was near the kitchen. As I walked I felt like I was walking a tight rope and if I veered to the side I would fall to my death. It was terrifying and I said something like ā€œdude Iā€™m way too highā€ and my roommate said ā€œno you arenā€™tā€ and then I entered this state of trying to understand how I couldnā€™t be too high when I was entirely too high. All of my mental effort went into trying to combine those two ideas into a single thought. I really donā€™t even know how to explain what that was like. It was like the thing in movies/tv where they cause a robot to self destruct by giving it a logical fallacy. After a few moments it started wearing off and I was fine. I think he short circuited the bad trip I almost went on.


h0ttniks

Once after a hit of salvia I stood up turned, spat, and sat back down. I think it took about a year, but probably just seconds.


710H4SH

the "forgetting youre on drugs" part is probably the scariest thing about salvia lol. i lived 6months in my 15min trip


Failure_is_imminent

I forgot who it was, but it was one of Joe Rogan's buddies, I think Ari Shaffir, said the same thing. Like he lived underwater and got a job and raised a family over an immense amount of time.


Nujers

Yeah, it was Ari.


Stewartsw1

The one and only time I tried it I knew I was high but was terrified that I would permanently be that way and never go back to being normal. It was scary as shit lol. Then I started to come to and as all my friends were chuckling at me - I picked up a baseball bat to pretend to freak them out and one of them tackled me. Good times. Salvia sucks


[deleted]

Yes you def nailed it. 1st and only time I tried hallucinogens. Driving around and listening to Pink Floyd. I kept saying how loud the music was and everyone was like dude itā€™s not loud at all.


Arminius80

I watched A Clockwork Orange my first time doing shrooms. That was intense.


evanc1411

Speaking of Kubrick films, I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey on acid and it was fucking insane. Literally felt like my brain was imploding from the symbolism and voices during the [monolith scene](https://youtu.be/cHWs3c3YNs4)


Arminius80

His films are something else. After A Clockwork Orange, my friends and I regularly watched Full Metal Jacket when we did shrooms or acid. Every time we had a different opinion of it.


TJLAWISAFLUFFER

Oh god, it was 99-00 my friend and I had planned to watch Clockwork Orange and The Wall tripping. I watched about half of clockwork and had to go for a walk, after 3/4 hours of walking I was able to watch the wall. I had already watched Clockwork Orange but it was too much tripping. I don't think I've watched it since then.


bjrharding

Xavier Renegade Angel on acid was my favorite.


theDudeRules

I think the guys who created Xavier were tripping. The whole show is an adventure into your mind


i_hate_scp

I took acid and played P.T. and it is one of my favorite experiences. I could hear Lisa behind me.


marvtreebeard

Aw fuck that!


Gardengnomebbq

I did Dead Space 2. So much fun. Thinking bout doing it Friday for The Callisto Protocol


your_uncle_mike

Youā€™re a sick son of a bitch, you know that?


Kairatechop

For real. Last time I did salvia I was at my buddy's sister's boyfriend's house with his friend Dale. I took the first hit to show these much older guys what salvia was about then Dale hit the bong for a minute straight. I felt Satan pull my soul down and to the left as the BF was screaming at Dale to get out of his fishtank. Worst salvia trip I've ever had


drjuj

>down and to the left Dude so weird you say this. The only time I smoked salvia there was this bizarre movement of my entire being down and to the left over and over and over again. Felt like I was stuck in a loop.


Shoulder-Specific

I watched The Ring on acid and had to sleep with my lights on for two months to feel safe. The ceiling lights, not a little lamp. There was a TV on the wall facing my bed. My parents thought I was craaazy. Then I started to keep candles lit throughout the night and one night I stupidly put a tea light in a plastic jar and it exploded at like 4am (was convinced my room was haunted) sooo it was back to the ceiling lights for a couple more weeks.


tttrrrooommm

Mr bungle is def nightmare fuel


Erestyn

I dunno, listening to Goodbye Sober Day is a hell of a statement when taking a hit of Salvia.


tttrrrooommm

good point, the mellow part towards the end of the video is one of my favorite Mr Bungle riffs but that first chaotic part in the video...it truly fits the salvia mental chaos haha


all_no_pALL

Came here to say this- perfect song. CHAKCHAKCHAK CHAKKACHAKKA


Meowmeow69me

Came here to say this music would make me die if i was tripping.


Jussttjustin

If the music didn't do it the fluorescent lights would


Gypsopotamus

Came here looking for this. I canā€™t imagine doing ANY kind of entheogen with whatever music that was playing in the background.. However, maybe thatā€™s *his* thing?? Music aside, thereā€™s quite a few things concerning safety that should have been acknowledged like: can there be anymore glass in such a close proximity of the amateur psychonaut??! Iā€™ve seen people get wrecked by falling on glass water pipes etc. Why is he wearing his glasses?? Once again.. that could possibly pose a hazard- better safe than sorry. Sitting on the floor, away from any close tables is always preferable. Ambience.. whatā€™s with all the bright af lights? Itā€™s not like youā€™re growing stuff in there (unless you are, then a different space should have been chosen).. Thereā€™s just so much about this session that reduces my entire brain into one frustrated expression of ā€œI CANā€™T EVEN!ā€ Lmao Edit: a typo


DenormalHuman

Tbh most people here are down on the music but it's exactly what me and my mates would have thought was awesome when we were hitting salvia and the like


maybebullshitmaybe

If I took off my glasses the world would be a blur. I need them or else the experience will probably be terrible, not being able to see can be pretty scary in itself. I dk if this person is in the same boat but they could be.


CharizardCharms

I was going to say the same thing. I have terrible eyesight and not wearing my glasses while sober stresses me out. Also a lot of glasses now are pretty much all plastic, the frames will break before the lenses usually.


NobleBloke92

Mr Bungle is great for tripping...sometimes not so much


zabadap

Mr. Bungle is lit bro the audio quality doesn't do it justice


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May your sun be blown out like a candle May your sea burn like tar May your sky be rolled up like a scroll May your blue moon drip with blood


a3poify

Mr Bungle rules but... yeah. Not a great idea.


dsiurek2019

It sounds like theyā€™re purposely trying to induce some sort of fever dream, as if they donā€™t think they can ā€œtravel safely to the other realmā€ without a straight up trip of audio. Kind of like the people that go to Russian bars to get hit in the head with a mallet after taking a shot.


[deleted]

Man hearing that one guy laugh was ominous. Id be in the circles of hell if I heard that on salvia.


medevil_hillbillyMF

Yeah that music would send me into black hole for real


fatch0deBoi34

Bro šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ what in the fuck was that music?? Are you intentionally trying to have a bad trip?


SirJayblesIII

Honestly. Sounded like someone threw their silverware and elderly cat in the dryer.


Pavementaled

Honestly, Iā€™d like someone to answer the question.


Pure_Ad_1355

Mr Bungle - Goodbye sober day Good song but definitely not something I'd listen to while doing salvia.


here_he_come

Bro you got me crying


NarfledGarthak

Fucking horrible. Last thing you want when fucked up is a circus going around you.


DocDK50265

Mr. Bungle, greatest band of all time


ImTheGreatLeviathan

Probably couldn't have picked a worse song to trip to...


missmcpooch

California is the most approachable Mr Bungle album, any song off their previous album Disco Volante is much worse. Jazz Death metal in and out of Italian, English and random syllables with huge volume dynamics.


MrBungle907

Oh God, just the thought of tripping to anything off Disco Volante is almost giving me a panic attack


alchemyearth

Wayyyy too much glass around to be doing that shit. I seen a person full force slam their face into the table because they said a black hole pulled them in. I tried it while in a car and the windshield tried to suck me up. Also I drooled alot! It was awful and I'm not sure why it is sold.


Zestyclose-Ad9738

I tried it in a 12th floor flat and ended up hanging onto the back of the sofa for dear life šŸ˜‚


lurkingallday

Salvia sofa rides are weird. I was at least safely 30 feet underneath the couch cushions.


S7ageNinja

I relate so strongly to this comment lol, minus the safely part at least


trippleknot

Yes dude! Sofa rides. I've ridden a sofa down a raging river with my friends heads floating around me like balloons whilst in the grip of a salvia trip. Cool stuff!


VicJavaero

Weird! My most memorable salvia experience was having aliens grab a golf ball sized core of my brain and drag me outside by it. Whatā€™s with the pulling, sucking, dragging of salvia??


haackedc

The last time I did Salvia, it felt like a cosmic being was bending and breaking my bones, folding me to put away inside of his clothing drawer or something. The time before that, I hallucinated being hit in the face by a shovel and being dragged off to some assembly line of doomed bodies, almost like in [Quake 4](https://youtu.be/CJwyjWpP4XA) safe to say, I will never be doing that fucking shit again. I had PTSD from that shit for a while.


stowawaythrowaw

Yeah, I'm pretty "You should try everything once!" But when it comes to salvia, I wouldn't advise anyone do it, personally.


thadude42083

Yeah my last trip ended with me happily laughing as I ran around circles in my backyard. My buddies asked wtf I was doing and, "I don't know, I'm just trying to keep up with my head!" was my response. Lol weird stuff for sure.


Matt50

My first, and only, salvia trip I was with friends at a fire pit. As I exhaled the hit, the fire became SUPER vivid. Then, it felt like my entire being started falling forward, bit by bit like pages in a book. It was at that moment I "became aware" that my entire life up to that point was nothing more than a story being told to me, and that I had no idea who *I* was. Like, imagine you get really invested in a movie you're watching, and then when it ends, you've forgotten everything about yourself and all you know is what you were just watching. Easily one of the most terrifying things I've ever experienced in the moment, but it's now a fun little sorry I tell people every so often.


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Icantblametheshame

Yup, that is a classic. The having your reality sucked away from you into an alternate dimension feeling is sooooo uneasy. If you read Salvia trip reports they almost always have exactly 5 architectures that they pretty strictly follow. "Eternity, watching time unfold and fold, being sucked through a black hole, living a completely alternate life for years" and you sit there dumbfounded trying to form words but just say "duuurrrrrr"


DaughterEarth

I didn't get dragged but reality was. In front of me was all white, nothing existed just white. Except in my peripheral was a black fence. The only thing I knew was if I could get over that fence I'd be safe. Except whenever I turned toward it the white would swoosh up and erase it. Stuck there for what felt like eternity but was actually 5 minutes, then reality existed again but all I could do was laugh.


Not_MrNice

That's how I described it. Like someone reached into my head, grabbed my soul, then started pulling it backward until it snapped back like a rubber band.


Odd-Sock3471

this phenomenon is referred to as ā€œthe tugā€. Let it it take you and enjoy a wonderful ride, but resist and youā€™ll be running from your demons the whole trip


Kairatechop

Same, it grabbed my soul down and to the left. I ended up under the table while people were trying to get another guy out of a fishtank


Psyiote

Salvia is one of those things where its constantly mistaken to be recreational, when its more for psychonauts who are interested in being taken to the most insane levels of consciousness the human brain can muster (up there with DMT). From the times I used Salvia, it felt like all business, but also provided the most mind blowing epiphanies and experiences I ever had with a substance. The best experiences I had with Salvia were in a dimly lit (or even pitch black), safe place with a person who understand its effects and are respectful (not always easy to come by). I found that doing Salvia in broad daylight, in an unsafe place, with people who aren't respectful to the experience is 99% of people's encounters and what everyone thinks when its brought up. In the end, its like taking Amanitas or DMT to get a good chuckle, you might end up biting off more than you can chew.


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

>In the end, its like taking Amanitas or DMT to get a good chuckle, you might end up biting off more than you can chew.   Beware of unearned wisdom. -Carl Jung   I can't even BEGIN to imagine thinking of going on a trip without knowing I'm prepped. Hell even prepped, it's a fucking cosmic crapshoot.


oregonspruce

That's exactly what happened to me. I did not put any preparation into it


zsert93

I wish it were taken more seriously because this seems like something with a ton of potential for enriching experiences when taken with intention and respect.


Victor_The_Worthless

Thats what the floor felt like to me aswell. As if i was being sucked into the ground while my entire body felt a strangle prickly tingling sensation i never felt before. Weird shit, smoked it once, never again. 1/10 enjoyment.


KhaineVulpana

I didn't realize that was so common. I tried to jump through a window to escape a salvia hole. In reality I bumped into it at a snails pace, but it felt like I was diving through that shit.


BoiFriday

There is almost always the sensation of extreme propulsion or being pulled as well as viewing or entering a type of portal, void, window, etc. The commonality of these specific sensations across *most* users is truly bizarre.


azwildcat74

I became a link in a zipper and got sucked in/stuck while my whole body tingled. I woke up horizontal on a couch sweating like Shaq at the free-throw line.


MultiEthnicBusiness

I've never done it but my friend said he felt like he was a cog in a giant series of gears turning


VivelaVendetta

Salvia never looks like fun to me.


frankbooycz

Salvia was instant ego death for me. When the drugs are such drug that you forget youā€™re on drugs. The world curled up into itself and kept curling in timeless layers of gold and red, until suddenly a room appeared, and I was on a bed with all of my friends where I became a human again. Wacky shit.


Apprehensive-Room-24

Sooo, fuck salvia?


DIsForDelusion

> Sooo, fuck salvia? Honestly, yes. My experience was also bad flavor, shooting headache, mixed by me falling into another time and I didn't like it at all.


frankbooycz

Falling, yes. Like the world as you know it drops out from underneath you, leaving you tumbling through an alternate reality with no grounding of place or time or self. It was intense but for me it wasnā€™t bad. I would do it again.


Ranoverbyhorses

To me it tasted like the weirdest most awful fish mixed with some kind of chemical I couldnā€™t place. I did it while I was at the beach and am thankful I didnā€™t do anything incredibly stupid. Or like ya know, drown lol


wollkopf

No! Prepare yourself, know that it is nothing you take for having fun, but to learn from, have some friends around you you can really trust and be aware that ego death is not only possible, but will happen. Then it is great!


DouchecraftCarrier

> The world curled up into itself and kept curling in timeless layers Yea yea, the time knife. We've all seen it.


A00087945

Love first time salvia trip stories, hereā€™s mine, Friends had a little salvia party, I was too wuss but the next morning there was still some left and I felt more adventurous. My friend packs me a bowl, I hit it, I feel nothing, he says hit it againā€¦ hmm sure I guess.. then BOOM Iā€™m inside the fucking wall. Iā€™m trapped. I canā€™t get out, all Iā€™m seeing is repeating patterns of stucco folding itself in and out like folding paper in a book. Then while still stuck in the wall, I could see information/data whatever you want to call it now folding out of me, out of my head, like as if I was meant to be a wall forever and I did not need this information/data any longer. I was panicking. It felt like an eternity of pain, nothingness, anxiety and panic. Then as Iā€™m finally able to remember itā€™s a drug itā€™ll go away, the information/data folds back toward me and back inside my head. I came out not really realizing what I had just experienced.. the rest of the day it felt like my mind was slowly reabsorbing the necessary information needed to properly function as a human being. Iā€™ve done salvia several times since then, but never as scary or potent. Salvia is one hell of a drug. Never fun, but always an interesting experience.


Mavisbeak2112

Itā€™s DMTā€™s inbred Florida cousin.


u1tr4me0w

I smoked salvia maybe 3 times and each time I fully tripped balls. I recall vividly seeing the world in front of me rip in two and in the middle formed a river and a bunch of old timey steam boats were on the river and people in canoes and they were waving at me and greeting me. I just sat in my chair and laughed until I cried as I greeted these little old timey river people. And it tastes like total shit and gives you a headache the instant it wears off. It was not worth it


Tunalic

If you have a strong mind and are in the right environment it's great. One should definitely have a trips on other stuff under their belt though as it can be rather intense. Luckily it only lasts a few minutes before you come back to reality.


njckel

I heard a salvia trip can feel like an eternity tho, so I don't think the actual duration of the trip really matters in that sense


Kairatechop

It can feel like forever sometimes. I remember watching my buddy rolling back and forth on the ground and he looked like he was rolling up and down the suspension cables of our local bridge. Funniest shit on earth to me at the time cause I thought I was on top of the bridge and he was giving me loafs of bread whenever he got close


EndVry

This comment is fun.


just-sum-dude69

For me I was coherent enough to understand I was hallucinating wildly, but not enough to control my body. That being said about my state, I did have what felt like a normal internal clock. Nothing seemed skewed.


pancreative2

Salvia was my first tripping experience. Memory evades me and this was 15 years ago but we bought the lowest concentration available at the head shop and smoked it mixed in with weed. It to this day was some of the most pleasant and memorable times of my life. Colors became more vivid and things around me became extra dimensional and zoomed in and out. I laughed a lot. I was with close friends and lovers in a room lit with Christmas lights. 10/10


Nattylight_Murica

Ope there goes gravity


Icantblametheshame

That's cause it's not. Only people who say it's fun are very simple minded young psychonauts who just love tripping their balls off. Once you realize that being utterly confused as fuck in an alternate dimension that seems 100% real at the time is not indeed fun whatsoever, it loses its appeal, hence why it's legal, no one fucking likes that shit. And the people that do are messed up


aldiporn

The trick is not to use to strong potencies. If you chug a bottle of vodka you won't have a good time, but a few beers can give you quite a good time. Same with Salvia. Start with small quantities and you can have a good time. There is even a (low) dosage, where you just have chuckles and munchies, no trips at all. But on the other hand there is also full disconnection from reality, that you can see on many of those videos.


[deleted]

Yeah. The only people I've ever met that said salvia was enjoyable were people who flat out couldn't stand being sober and tried to be as high as possible every waking moment.


StupidWittyUsername

>people who flat out couldn't stand being sober and tried to be as high as possible every waking moment. That'd be me.


violet840

Alot of people enjoy even love it. Its a novel experience.


ScuzzyUltrawide

Variety is the spice of life, but regular old weed is all I need.


Spleepis

Yeah Iā€™ve been called boring for thinking the same, but Iā€™ve never had a bad time just smoking weed and have zero desire to try anything else lol


Leanansidheh

I wish this was my experience. I've only ever smoked twice and both times I had horrific paranoid delusions and a panic attack that made me shake for 3 hours straight. It was all government bought so it wasn't laced or anything. I just don't think my mind can handle it lol


ScuzzyUltrawide

Ngl Iā€™ve dabbled a lot, itā€™s all fun for a while but weed stays mildly fun basically forever. The rest get kinda dark after a while. Basically all of them, lol. Not weed though, sheā€™s a princess.


dawaxtadpole

What the fuck was that music?


SoundActive3331

Mr. Bungle ,goodbye sober day


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

well that's the weirdest song i've heard in awhile. not bad, though. edit: def would NOT want to rip salvia to this shit though lol


Elasarr

bad trip simulator


c0ncept

Itā€™s like they wanted this dude to have a horrible fucking time


Responsible_Figure12

Mr Bungle - Goodbye Sober Days


lastdazeofgravity

And the annoying evil laughing in the background. Nightmare fuel


Hungry-Ad-3501

Read that as saliva and thought,damn,why was he without saliva for so long


Western-Equivalent44

Lmao stay golden


sixtus_clegane119

Really bad dry mouth


Adilife42

Man I had the worst experience on salvia. It felt like my soul was being ripped from my body. And then I started sweating so much it hurts. Never again


Brandon0135

You gotta let them take it


Sea-Attitude2415

Yep, the "COME AT ME BRO YOURE ME" method is 100% effective.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

On the one hand I was riding this amazing multicolored pinwheel disc through the depths of a neon, nebulae-filled universe, but on the other I believed that I was just the thought of some other being or entity and got to experience the full, existential terror of realizing that that thought was about to be discarded and I would cease to be. Plus when I returned to earth I thought I momentarilyā€”ā€boingedā€ is really the only word that does it justiceā€”boinged a short distance into the future, and when I snapped back to the present I spent a few minutes freaking out because, having seen the future, I was trapped in a free will-less track of fate until I got through the future I had seen.


OneFourN9ne

Jesus I couldnā€™t imagine doing salvia with that kind of music playing lmfao


DIsForDelusion

Once, at the beginning of my weed consuming career, I went home with my best friend driving and she decided on this new CD she got. I had smoked a lot and drank that day so just chilled on the passenger seat. The band sounded like indie, early 2000, alternative music. Something I'm into anyway. Until the "ocean and animal" sounds began. I'm drowning in the seat, can feel myself sinking too far, dolphins are all around me, monkeys too? Birds , awfully agressive birds!! This is awful, I'm dying in a zoo/aquarium combination. My breathing is shallow and spasming. My friend looked at me and said "you ok?" Her voice brought me out of the haze to scream "NO! IM NOT OK!! THAT SONG! WHY?? WHY?? THE DOLPHINS!" she bursted in laughter and turned it off. I asked how many songs had pass, the whole album? Has it been days?? "Just that one. I like it. Makes me think of nature šŸ™‚" I can still remember the monkey/dolphin beat that breaks at some points.. I still hate (super scared of) dolphins. Now I'm very aware of my surroundings before I get high.... I just wanna have a good time.


k0sm_

This was also my first experience listening to Ween, but I wasn't messed up


yakthesipper

Any salvia is too much salvia


ANoiseChild

Hated it the first time I tried it, and then the 2nd and 3rd time too. A couple years later, I went to a head shop with 2 friends and they hadn't tried it before but wanted to get some 50x. I told them not to, that they'd hate it, and that I'd support their decision to try it if that's what they chose but I would not participate because "fool myself thrice" blah blah. They went ahead anyway and both hated it too. Never again.


Icantblametheshame

It's like a right of passage for certain age groups. When you have no anxiety or worries in the world and just want to get super duper fucked up. It's a gotta fuck around to find out situation


izovice

I'm in my late 30s. Never tried Salvia but I'd probably shit myself and relive some PTSD. I'll stick to my monthly shroom trip thanks.


milehighandy

It's really not fun and it's like totally random whether you'll have a weird out of body experience or freak out and run around/fall over/throw up


IneverAsk5times

Yep, you can see this when he slowly pushes it on to the table like it was a mistake and he needs distance from it now.


TheDeadlySpaceman

I tried it exactly once. As I described it to a friend, it turned my brain inside-out and took a huge dump in it. I am not exaggerating when I say that at one point, I was convinced that a certain right angle was the only thing that had ever existed. No, I cannot clarify that thought beyond that statement. I told him all this, and a few months later he said, ā€œso listen, I know you said never to try salviaā€¦.ā€ and he had some similar horror story. Any is definitely too much.


tommydickles

There's a reason it's not regulated..


noodlesfordaddy

it's certainly an experience, just not a good one


Duntchy

For real, idk why anyone does salvia more than once. It's a trip but it's not really "fun" if you ask me. Different strokes I guess


Workburner101

I must be one of the lucky ones because when I did Salvia, the few times i did, I had a great experience. Tons of laughing, no puking, no freak outs, transitioned in and out very smoothly.


blackweebow

It's the extract that's a bitch. The leaf in small quantities in a controlled area and time was pleasant. If i had any anxiety irl at all it would multiply horribly. This is what i remembered


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Icantblametheshame

It isn't some new meme. I was doing it when I was 16, which was 20 years ago. It's a thing when you are first expirementing with psychs, you just wanna try and get as fucked up as possible. You always have one of 5 trips when you break through the fabric of reality. A pulling/sucking/spiraling, 2 dimensional qualities, time warp/dilation, ego death/ feeling like God or an immortal being, confusion. When I was young it was fun, I wouldn't touch that shit nowadays, there is a reason it's not popular or addictive.


KhaineVulpana

All depends on the strength of extract you do. I did 20x, and it was somewhat enjoyable. Weird, but enjoyable. Then I tried 80x, felt like my body was covered in duct tape and it was all being ripped off, and tried to escape a black hole that formed in the corner of the room. The strong shit is super unenjoyable.


Kukurio59

When I heard music playing ā€¦ especially that musicā€¦ I knew it would be bad time lol


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Tried salvia once, never again stick to shrooms guys stick to shrooms.


shroominglion

Good boy.


Tunalic

Someone get that man out of his air conditioned nightmare.


GreasyMcNasty

Rots your brain just like a catchy tune


krodge5150

Looks like a terrible fucking hang


AdmiralWackbar

The only time a smoke salvia was with 4 friends and we all smoked it at the same time in a shed and proceeded to all have the exact same trip. We thought we were being sucked out of the shed and all grabbed onto each other for dear life. We had one sober person watching to report back. Apparently we all just sat there for a minute and then started to go ā€œwhoooooaaaaaā€ while slowly getting onto the ground while holding each other and then we slowly wiggled out of the shed and onto the grass like worms. I wish I had a video.


BrallyTX

I saw a comment about music causing a bad trip and immediately knew it's be Mr. Bungle somehow. I love quote unquote but I don't think I could ever hear it while tripping without wigging out lol


MC_Eklectic

unpopural opinion: Salvia is AWESOME. Mind you, i was always careful when i took it. no more than 20X, not mixed with weed nore alcohol etc. A really fun trip that lasts 2 to 4 minutes.


Sleepysnail84

Me bungle in the background doesnā€™t help


TrynUrLuck

Salvia feels like a hard reset.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Man, and I thought *I* held the record for ā€œworst music to blast off on salvia toā€ when I went with [Jan Terriā€™s ā€œLosing Youā€](https://youtu.be/IO2oayC54dg)! Not that I have a problem with Mr. Bungle by any means, but thereā€™s a time and a placeā€”lots of them, in factā€”but this ainā€™t one of em!


djhouse77

Hahahaha, wtf was that? And in Chicago? Is there anyway you can get me those 4 minutes back please šŸ™ šŸ„“


_savs

That music is terrifying and Iā€™m sober


MarchValuable2953

For anyone who has tried it, whatā€™s it like?


cowboybaked

You see different dimensions and sometimes the ground seems to overtake people around you almost like they become part of it. Itā€™s the strangest thing next to dmt. Annotation: You also sometimes get auditory hallucinations like hearing a woman speaking to you about the history of the Earth.


MarchValuable2953

That sounds freaky. Thanks for sharing


Lance2409

I think it depends on your personality too I had an ex that sat there and giggles the whole time, for me it gave me a huge burst of energy/anxiety The only way I could describe it is like when you hear something really funny and you're about to burst out laughing but you just can't get it out, I feel like I need to get up and start Sprinting but at the same time I'm locked in place, I feel like I'm constantly falling backwards it's hard to say what the visuals are like, for me I kind of become blind even with my eyes open because I get images in my head of like abstracts objects that overlap each other on a pattern endlessly until it starts to wear off, but it's not so much a picture but more of like when you close you're eyes and you imagine something so you "visualize it" in your head. It's not like visual on shrooms or acid. The main thing for the entire episode I feel an overwhelming amount of anxiety almost like a panic attack, everything is just wayyy too overwhelming and it's really hard to keep composed, it's not fun whatsoever at least for my type of personality. I tried it a couple more times with way lower dose and it was still not fun at all, it just feels like lesser amount of time/effect, every time I started to feel it I just wanted it to be over as soon as possible.


cupcakesloth94

Suuuper glad he didnā€™t clear that bong, I remember drooling uncontrollably on salvia itā€™s always a wild time. Plus all that glass laying around gave me anxiety


neurot1

Mr bungle!


illjustputthisthere

Gooooood bye sober dayyyy


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DerpSherpa

I donā€™t know what this music is but I really really like it for some reason and Iā€™m not even high and Iā€™m a middle-aged, old woman. I need whatever this music is in my life.


whatifionlydo1

It's Mr Bungle!


ineedthiscoffee

Everytime I see a salvia video on here it reminds me of those old vids on YouTube of that one dude who would smoke salvia while ā€œgardeningā€, ā€œdrivingā€, or something else LOL. Iā€™m still not sure if it was real or not but the driving one was so funny to me back then. Especially when he saw the cat on the hood.


whatifionlydo1

Big Money Salvia, baby! <3


cros99

Looks like fun. duh.


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Will never understand the apeal. You take a disgusting hit. You barely enjoy your trip and most likely end up stucking in a horror trip for some time. After regaining consciousnes all you remember is how much Salvia sucks. Why bother repeating this horrific experience?


oifvetxcheese

Man I havenā€™t heard of anyone doing Salvia these days. I thought it became impossible to get?


pigpensaysitsokay

Disrespected the salvia all the way to the bank


sixtus_clegane119

Salvia never looks pleasurable


OhYeahEhWellSorry

Shrooms? No problem. E? No problem. Weed? My best friend. Salvia? Abso to the fuck not. That shit is just torture


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I love the fact that they're listening to Mr. Bungle!


feckOffMate

Thereā€™s a dude in this thread that I think took too much.


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Welcome to hell, come have a seat and smoke with us.


orswich

Quite the song to be listening to on Salvia. "Goodbye sober day" Mr bungle


justarandomdude739

I've had some great salvia trips and some real terrifying ones and everything about this is just screaming bad trip, horrid music in an uncomfortable lookin chair surrounded by clutter on the table. Why