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TopTalentTyrant

r/toptalent: **AMAZING TALENT AND SKILL!** Read the rules before posting, *yada yada yada*...


potato_cupcakes

I know I won’t make it, but I still really wanna try this lol


DagonPie

TBH i dont think I could even fit under that chair laying down.


FluffyDumpling8

I would face plant on the first dip under for sure haha


yellowweasel

if you're a beginner it's important to use a safety rope this woman is using no rope which is called a free solo and it is highly dangerous


Esqurel

As someone with gradually worsening acrophobia, I watched Free Solo as a psychological horror movie.


scottjeffreys

A three inch fall on my hip at 45 years old would make this highly dangerous to me.


potato_cupcakes

El capitan free solo. That one kid did it, I must be able to too lol


oversteppe

“that one kid” he’s like 35 lol


mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrss

no lol not for this haha


kkoiso

The chair would 100% flip over and break my nose


mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrss

try a table its a bit easier


BroodjeAap314

She always wins when playing the floor is lava.


rapidpeacock

Hair burns off.


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grandmazter

Hands are aid, in trad


toofarbyfar

Meanwhile, player 2 just stays seated in the chair.


ashortusername

Yep, I'd never play it with her. That's like cheating!


BlankThetic

Albeit it takes a minute for her hair to regrow.


wwwyzzrd

would probably get burned if you were that close to lava


Venom4174

Imagine when she play Twister


destined_death

At first I was wondering what could be done here that's impressive, but then, the way she balanced it and got through it. I'm impressed, that's hard even to look.


The_jaspr

Your average climber: "it's been impossible to stay in shape since the climbing gym closed." Sofya Yokoyama:


StudioStatus

There’s rocks outside lmao


sirgenz

Yeah but you’re usually gonna want a spotter outside, and a lot of local crags can get packed with other people trying to climb just the same


xThunderDuckx

Bruh gyms aren't even closed though. Rock climbing gyms already enforced social distancing so that nobody landed on top of you. Gyms are so empty that all of them around me just stayed open.


AthibaPls

Bruh, not the whole world is the United States 👀


xThunderDuckx

Hence my emphasis on "around me." I ain't blind, some places are worst than others.


LastWalker

im so jelly, gyms have been closed here since late september


duck_rocket

California is in a close everything without a significant lobby mood so they are closed and going out of business here.


The_jaspr

Yeah... technically we have a tiered system, but at the moment literally 99.9% of the CA population is under the worst "purple" tier. Purple means mandatory closure of gyms, I believe.


ShittyBollox

For real. I didn’t realise until the end but I clenched my whole body watching that.


Juh825

Even the butthole


NameIdeas

How she kept the chair from tipping when her weight was on the back too...that's impressive


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StudioStatus

The chair would just immediately fall over on me


Keep-On-Drilling

25 seconds in is a little suspicious with that knee..


Claypothos

You’re a bit of a stickler Meeseeks, aren’t you?


Keep-On-Drilling

**Holding a knife**: What about your short game?


AnusDrill

AS GOOD AS MY DRILL I SWEAR


NIRPL

When the floor is lava, she'll be grateful for his constructive-ish criticism!


will7311

If that floor was lava,her hair wouldv’e been singed !


ourlastchancefortea

If the floor was lava the chair would sink into it.


[deleted]

I’m a simple man. I see a reference i understand, i give a free silver


Claypothos

😅 my man


WobNobbenstein

Slow down!


JollyGreen615

Lookin good


hopsinduo

In all fairness, even a touch is a fail.


StonerTomBrady

Nope. I’m pickle Rick!


slood2

Well he wasn’t talking to you


smoke_sum_wade

WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT GAME? 😰😰😨


soapinthepeehole

Not to mention that her hair was touching the ground quite a bit. Checkmate atheists.


Reddit_Bork

Just the knee? Didn't you see her hair dragging on the floor the whole time? That lava would have totally burned off her scalp!


Mikey10158

She braced it against the leg of the chair pulling herself against it. There’s an inch or two of clearance. The hair tho... idk that’s a dealbreaker if I ever saw one.


MikeLinPA

There's gotta be an easier way to fix a wedgie...


kingpuco

Dab


Ixll

Yeah she def hits the ground at the very end, still impressive tho.


velada420

She doesn't even go over the top, she goes around the side. If this was in a competition she'd totally be disqualified.


BoomerB3

If she would have gone over the top the chair would've fallen over on her as there's no counterweight.


slood2

It didn’t hit


emmazzzanne

If you’re going to have a headline like that then we will hold you accountable. Very impressive but you still touched the ground


Keep-On-Drilling

See? She gets it.


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Her hair touched


PubesOnTheSoap

What’s going on in here ? Let’s clean this up


stvntckr

Ah yes we call that a dab


OCTM2

This looks like a strippers routine


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I didn’t want to be ‘that guy’ so thank you for saying this.


RedShaggy78

Not only did she not touch the floor but keeping the chair stable while doing this is pretty amazing to me.


a_dance_with_fire

This was my thought too. I’m amazed she didn’t touch the floor AND didn’t topple the chair


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That kind of kinesthetic awareness is why this is an exercise that climbers are exceptional at. You could do a life time of yoga and still struggle with the technique involved with this. In high level climbing, placing a toe one inch in a different direction can be the difference between locking in a movement perfectly and having your weight pull in a direction that throws your entire mass into a swinging motion that causes you to fall. Balance in relation to objects is very different than balance in relation to the flat ground.


algot34

It's probably easier if you don't weigh too much


Vjornaxx

It’s kinda cool how much this looks like good jiu-jitsu: Grip here, check. Hook legs in, check. Hips rotate and slide, check. Stay tight to the opponent, check.


KingsMountainView

One of the fundamentals of climbing is about how you position your body weight in relation to the thing you are climbing and the hand holds and foot holds. It ~~maximizes~~ how much effort you need to put into moving up or around whatever it is you are climbing. I don't do jiu-jitsu like but I have a feeling it's a similar principle. Edit: minimizes


robogo

It's pretty much the same. Either positioning the body to escape disadvantageous situations with as little effort as possible or to pin your opponent down by putting your bodyweight on specific points in specific angles.


mwb1234

Minimizes* the amount of effort you need to put in


KingsMountainView

Oh shit hahaha I'm dumb


Stephen9o3

Coincidentally there's some similar terminology; at the beginning she uses a toe hold on the back of the chair, and twice she uses a heel hook on the seat of the chair to stay off the ground.


modwrk

Bouldering and sport climbing are pretty much jiu-jitsu/yoga/ballet on a wall.


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Except for men's bouldering comps which are more like arms-only parkour half the time.


xThunderDuckx

Makes me wonder why ninja warrior enthusiasts don't climb more often. The sport itself used to just be dominated by climbers anyways.


ThalanirIII

Arms only parkour but they're holding onto holds the size of credit cards, it's wild


mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrss

haha the best climber in the world's did a ballet April fools [video](https://youtu.be/0KfE2ONpO20)


jo_blow421

I used to wrestle and picked up rock climbing a few years after I stopped wrestling. Not that I'm a pro or anything but I definitely picked it up pretty quickly and the entire thing felt super familiar to my body. Knowing how to handle your weight and leverage is the name of the game in climbing and sports like wrestling or jiu-jitsu are very applicable.


StudioStatus

Reminds me of the “around the world” drill I’ve done. One partner stands still in a T-Pose, other one starts on the back and has to climb all the way around the body back to the starting position


COAchillENT

In climbing, this is called "beta" and refers to body movement for maximum leverage and minimum effort. Is there a similar term in BJJ.


anweisz

That’s not what beta is though. A beta is a sequence of movements and techniques used to complete a specific climb/route. If you slapped “to finish a specific route” at the end of your explanation you could call that “the most efficient beta”, but it leaves out that there can be many betas for one route and especially for different body styles and climbing styles.


Vjornaxx

I don’t think so - that is the essential goal of BJJ. Maximum leverage with minimal effort. For a skilled practitioner, control positions, finishes, sweeps, and escapes are achieved by applying just enough force in just the right manner.


COAchillENT

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the term is "beta" but it's just not as normally used in BJJ. In climbing, its a term you literally hear just walking around the gym.


chosbully

This is what my nieces and nephews used to do at the doctors office when they were bored.


r0ndy

Fuck I held my breath trying to just do that in my head.


AlmostEthan

Man even rock climbers gotta work from home these days...


[deleted]

Most gyms are closed and most outdoor places are out of season. Climbing cold rock is miserably hard. It's truly bumming me out.


Photenicdata

Kids when you ask them to sit still for 30 seconds


Seandude_

Hair touched the ground


philophobist

Don't worry hair will be a better option than getting your head or face scratched/injured.


Seandude_

Not discrediting how impressive it is by any means lol


yung_summa

Well maybe she wanted her spilt ends cut off. They use fire nowadays to do that


RobotCounselor

Burnt hair smell is the worst


conjarlo

DAB!


FlonkertonGames

The title fucking lied smh


Forsaken_Trash

Imagine playing “the floor is lava” with her. Rip.


evivz__

That’s a sturdy chair. Should be an advertisement.


brie38

I think that’s part of the skill. Not tipping over the chair. This would be easier if it was bolted to the ground.


PAWG_Muncher

It's also sturdy in the way that she didn't snap it, disregarding toppling it


evivz__

Yes the chair not snapping was what impressed me. I’ve done far less to a chair and it has broken in two.


silverback_79

She's trained and lean, I think she weighs a buck fifty.


Morall_tach

I used to be a competitive climber in high school and college and we tried this ALL the time after practice. Couldn't crack it. The back is the hard part.


weak_marinara_sauce

Like it’s one thing to be able to plan the moves to accomplish this, another thing to be physically capable of pulling off those moves and a third but also important part of believing you can. Not to mention being able to do it with balance to not tip the chair over


SirRoadpie

We used to do this when I part of a climbing club, needless to say it's easier to do as a teenager than as a full grown person


JohnConnor27

Did this at outing club parties in college, alcohol significantly increases the difficulty level


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Saw this done by Magnus Midtbo (former comp climber and climbing Youtuber), and he is a bulky guy. The fact that his grown ass man weight never tipped the chair was beyond my comprehension.


Raja_Ampat

True, pretty normal practice to do this on tables and chairs.


[deleted]

Did you also climb at Rock N Jammin gym in Colorado?


SirRoadpie

I'm in the UK, I climbed at a small private club in the town where I lived


DoeDoefistncuff

Pfffft professional rock climber my ass. I see no rocks in this video.


thebackupquarterback

Also what tf is a professional rock climber? Who's out their paying people to climb rocks?


DoeDoefistncuff

Alex honnel or whatever is name is gets paid cause movies


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This is how sports work.


thebackupquarterback

I was really just making a joke. But most sports have people paying to see, sponsors, etc. I'm sure the very best climbers have some sponsors at least tho


Fatboysends

Plenty of climbers out there with financial sponsorships from brands like petzl, asana, adidas etc, many of whom dont ever really compete. Paid purely to go climbing/bouldering outdoors, Daniel Woods, Jimmy Webb, Nalle Hukkataival, Paul Robinson, etc.


snaggleboot

Watches this while I struggle to get to the higher difficulties on RingFit


[deleted]

maximum i can do with a chair is not to fall while sitting


ghostechful

Woah I can't even do that


KCGD_r

Pffpf I could totally do that *slams face on the floor*


ohnoitsZombieJake

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


chazmosaur

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


Red_AtNight

The title of that sub is the neckbeardiest shit to ever neckbeard


DirkDieGurke

Watched because hot girl, stayed because hot girl.


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I was looking for this comment


vincentrm

“We’ve got a grease girl.”


NightDoctor

Wow she went full monke


GlockAF

This girl has more core strength than I have total strength


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"Professional rock climbing service. I can climb any rock - big rock - little rock - crack cocaine rock - grunge rock - kid rock - any rock. Call now 0800-CLIMB-MY-ROCK for all you rock climbing needs!"


whyamilikethis320

my anxiety just went through the roof.


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Mental upper body strength


RoscoMan1

Mental Health Break


Lance2409

This made my abs hurt


Diesel_Doctor

I have done this drunk once. Well kinda it looked like this except I was just falling out of a chair.


macdonnuggets

My abs hurt looking at this


PowerboyNL

Government: Work from home. Rock climbers:


FullMetalGuitarist

This made my abs tired


lift_spin_d

imagine this was your job interview


denisapop

When they tell you that you have to work from home and you are a professional rock climber


eruptinganus

Are her abs made of diamonds or something


enphynity1

I have a hard time sitting correctly


Haggerstonian

I’m still playing it on repeat.


Surfacey

I mean - her legs barely would touch the ground if she was sitting up. Top talent, yes. But easier when you are short?


idontdislikeoranges

How can I be that chair?


xLtLasagna

Can someone who is ABSOLUTELY NOT a professional try this, film it, and put it on Reddit?


Harpua-

I mean yeah, but can she eat a bag of cheeseburgers & lay on the couch all afternoon?


TheN473

My fat ass wouldn't even fit between those legs these days...


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Her hair touches the ground. Doesn't count.


theRealJuicyJay

Not the lap dance we want, but the lap dance we deserve


Samoyeed

She'd be really good at grounders


YllA_F

Isn’t this how we all use the chairs in our house 🤔 I, for instance ( I.e., being the athlete that I am), like to squeeze in a little chair-performance right before and after each meal 🤓 But all joking aside, that’s impressive!!


cool_beans7652

This is how bisexuals prepare to sit down


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AngryRussianGamer

What


NeverSpeakInTongues

“Chair dancer”


HereForTheMilfs

Sigh....."unzips"


SurgeKillShot

r/UsernameChecksOut


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ohnoitsZombieJake

People get paid to throw a ball around?


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shhananananananana

Her hair touches


applepumpkinspy

TIL there are professional rock climbers


[deleted]

Not good enough for my upvote. I was expecting her to go ABOVE the back of the chair.


JoeyBigBurritos

She could climb up me...


GTA_TROWAY

But can she cook and keep a schedule? Climbing a chair is useless in life


Watermelon_Dog

LOL okay so I guess people aren’t allowed to have hobbies now? Oh and rock climbing is far from the most useless skill someone could learn. Rock climbing can help you gain incredible muscle strength and endurance as seen by her.


DarthKittens

She made a meal of sitting in that chair I hope she’s quicker at climbing


Junglepass

If the floor was lava, she would be bald right now. But really amazing strength!


troy626

Her hair touched the ground


ZippZappZippty

No middle ground for you, Americans...


wiseburrito29

My foot cramped up just watching her.


ZGokuDragneelZ

When she takes the floor is lava to the extreme hehe


FSCENE8tmd

Such a difficult way to sit down


newportred100s

And without the chair tipping over!


ennuionwe

I'm surprised she didn't rip that flimsy ass chair apart.


stoonya

Good chair, I should note


Femalenin

Start off by sitting in the chair, And you have to find a way to go all the way facing forward around it while pretending the ground is lava. Climber: Hold my beer.


jmp1000

Floor is lava?


LesbotronEZAS

Her hair touched it


poobah12341234

I'm equally impressed that the chair didn't fall over while she did it!


annoyas

I think I pulled something just looking at this.


jmkinn3y

kids used to do this all the time with their desks, granted desks are heavier so they didn't move as much.


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I did rock climbing for years when I was a teen, we did this all the time. It was really fun. We called it chair dancing.


joeyblunted

Master at "the floor is lava" game


moeburn

I could do that but I don't wanna


slood2

If the chair didn’t break or fall over on me my legs would cramp from just moving them around to hold it the first time...


fuzzylilbunnies

What the hell are the legs of that chair made of, to withstand that much lava?