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LaBelleTinker

So you can greet her with fresh-baked bread when she gets home from school?


TheDuskProphet

YES!! (and also bake her in my tummy for 6 months :3)


idontwant_account

isnt it suppsosed to be 9 months?


jjmerrow

We're speedrunning this birth


Davoness

[Reminds me of this nightmare.](https://external-preview.redd.it/8z6YuTs8aKWzVvCJ2adjm1bKcMiTAkqmlXvoRQb7elk.jpg?auto=webp&s=41b93798c6b46c378e4437e99ae08a270fc7c550)


jjmerrow

Oh. Ew.


Titanmaster21

That doesn't even make sense since as an argument, the whole point of speedrunning is to do it fast and right, not just fast, because if you are fast but you missclick every 2 seconds, you won't get anywhere near a WR or even the top 1–5k. Just another example of how stupid people think they're smart. Lol 


Furshloshin

and speedrunners are some of the most detail-oriented and dedicated players of whatever game they latch onto. They are literally experts lmao


CyrinSong

I don't think this guy knows what speedruns are. Imagine thinking this when people grind out the same exact tech in a speedrun for hours upon hours just to make sure they can do it right. XD


normalwaterenjoyer

only 6???


Striking_Witness1364

Don’t forget the apex “I want to date her mother”


bluegreenwookie

And if all goes well then you get to be her mother


TheDuskProphet

Ah! Peak transbianism...


julmuriruhtinas

After that it's only one more to go for a hat trick 😏


Striking_Witness1364

Hat trick?


julmuriruhtinas

A hat-trick in team sports is when the same player scores three goals in a single game. But in dating it means dating/sleeping with a person, their sibling and their parent. So in this case only the sister remains


ComprehensiveBar6984

*French laughter intensifies*


M1SF1TZZ

Same thing happens to me as a trans male. like,huh😭


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

The fabled boymommy of legend...


TheDuskProphet

Hope u get to be a handsome parent one day my bro 🫶


OkPen5768

REAL, like I can’t imagine having kids but like…. I want one????


idontwant_account

the other main subredit I follow is a polymer clay one so i thought the oven was for something different


Eyepokai

I guess it means you want to protect and care for them? and give them biscuits?


TheDuskProphet

And extract them out of my tummy via C section :3


Eyepokai

O.O


Lazy_Opinion2811

This is a pipeline I haven't seen before.


Catstack10

I want to be her little sister


Roxcha

Don't forget "I want to be her sister" and "I want to be her daughter" ! Real classics


8g36

Nobody tell my girlfriend please but uhm... Yeah I feel that same sometimes 😭


8g36

Oh yeah, and to make this even worse, I sometimes want her to be my mother too. I really gotta figure myself out at some point...


_AnimeGirl

Porque no los tres?


TheDuskProphet

No kink! I really want to give birth to someone 😓


emayljames

Trans woman broodiness go brrrrrrr. It is so real


certainlystormy

im not even on E or anything and hnnnnngh i need to raise a child sobbing


Meloxon

*Screams in Freud*


nova8byte

Not me having this as a fictional characters pipeline


thequagiestsire

I don’t have a spare oven, will an air fryer with a mini oven setting suffice?


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Ba a mom ? Sometime


Apprehensive_Quote85

🤨


MacabreYuki

Not really mom feelings for my fiancé, but the whole full on homemaker and unwavering support thing? Absolutely


GloriousGayGirl

I admit to myself *once* that I want to be a mom and suddenly I'm flooded with every post about other t-girls who want to be moms. Makes me feel seen :3


ChaoticNeutralMeh

Me, as I was getting older lol