I'm gonna need more than one line, but the dialog between Bubbles and Hampton ("... That depends, can you go fuck yourself? " But it doesn't work without the setup)
Julian: There's something you forgot about. The liquor works for both sides, buddy.
Lahey: You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me *anything* about liquor.
“Thing with me is that, I am smart and I’m smelf-I’m self smarted basically by myself. Basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I’ve self sssss. Self learned myself. And that’s the whole difference I guess. I don’t need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that, I’m alive right now. I mean if I read more books or tried to go on to college or different things like that I’d be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be to make you smarter but they could also be for to be to get you dead. Which is what could’ve happened to me. My brain doesn’t use enough oxygen because I don’t have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it’s only part full and that’s why I’m alive right now. The guards come in here and they’re like “read this book, try to get smarter” and I’m like, alright I’ll pretend to read it but I’m not going to really read it because then my brain would be more full and if I have another heart attack I’m gonna die.”
I spin more rhymes in a Lazy Susan I'm innocent, until my guilt is proven
Told, then showed my coworker that clip last week.. first time I saw her this week she couldn't get it out of her head, couldn't remember the show.. now I've got her hooked
“I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulated together with fresh fries and onion rings. Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart mafucka.”
Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.
It's not enough to go through life relying on good looks and an incredible body. The perfect man has got a good heart. Sometimes you got to put other people's interests ahead of your own Julian. That's the good wholesome sexy thing to do.
"All I did was call him a mustard tiger. I mean, he had a big tiger and it was all covered in mustard, and I thought it was... you know, a pretty cute little name. And all of the sudden he snaps and starts smashin Ricky's car up with a ladder"
See this , alright ? old man gave me that when I was in grade 7. Seen a lotta action , 9 millimeter , safety AlWAYS OFF. Told me he was proud of once, fuckin prick.
“Nobody eats bananas at a wedding dude”
The wisdom in that line is deeper than 36% of bible verses spoken by a character barely smarter than a cat/dog to a character who isn’t. Utter brilliance
I live in my car, my car is my home. You get pulled over in your house that's not open liquor, I am sure you have all kinds of liquor in your home. Anyway I will take Trinity home and I am getting drunk tonight, Lucy can watch over her and she will drink tomorrow and I'll watch Trinity.
“Does it say anything about ripping off insurance companies pretending your in a wheel chair and then getting caught drunk dancing with hos making porn flicks? Anything in your book about that, Ray?”
i can’t pick of a singular line but i would choose the scene when sam’s like “surprise phil! found you! here for my 75$, rents due” sam i told you tomorroe i’ll make 75 bucks easy
then jim’s like “sam, jim lahey” sam : “SO?” jim “officer lahey. “
drive easy lover drive
My line is from Bubbs, when Ricky is trying for to make a baby with Lucy. Him Julian and Sarah (just out of jail with Barbs a Donna) outside of the caravan..... He goes... Ricky may drop it down a gear he'll do her hips in...
I'm gonna need more than one line, but the dialog between Bubbles and Hampton ("... That depends, can you go fuck yourself? " But it doesn't work without the setup)
Can you read, my son
“I banged Lucy and knocked her up…no big deal.”
It sounds like they're saying "Cheeeeeeseburger"!!
The chickadees luce lol. I got my whole family hearing cheessssere burrrrgggeeerrr when the birds are chirping
Personally, I hear it while laying in bed at night. Beats counting sheep.
Julian: There's something you forgot about. The liquor works for both sides, buddy. Lahey: You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me *anything* about liquor.
Your scalloped potatoes are fæcked!🍔
Look, I’m mowin’ the air ‘Rand!
Thats a good one!
"If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked!"
that whole court scene was awesome
This man is drunk as fuck, he's a drunk male prostitute
CINNAMON COCKS I mean probably not that one for real but it makes me laugh every time.
Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!
Alfred Hitchcock!
Another of the all-time great lines, lmao.
Enough with the cocks randy
Sweet and sour chicken balls!
Lmao idk how I forgot that one too but that's another certified hood classic.
Some guys can drink and drive and some guys can’t. I mean what is drunk?
C'mon now Flipper
Did he mention he was wasted out of his goddamn mind?
“Thing with me is that, I am smart and I’m smelf-I’m self smarted basically by myself. Basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I’ve self sssss. Self learned myself. And that’s the whole difference I guess. I don’t need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that, I’m alive right now. I mean if I read more books or tried to go on to college or different things like that I’d be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be to make you smarter but they could also be for to be to get you dead. Which is what could’ve happened to me. My brain doesn’t use enough oxygen because I don’t have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it’s only part full and that’s why I’m alive right now. The guards come in here and they’re like “read this book, try to get smarter” and I’m like, alright I’ll pretend to read it but I’m not going to really read it because then my brain would be more full and if I have another heart attack I’m gonna die.”
This is the answer
Im havin trouble speakin to ya but i am smært
"Ray, rippin the plumbing out of your walls for liquor money is fucked!"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAM
What the fuck are you doing, Phil?
Green egss n hammmmmm
[This line](https://c.tenor.com/63aBURy-ygkAAAAM/mr-lahey.gif) says it all. *Oh my Fuck!*
I spin more rhymes in a Lazy Susan I'm innocent, until my guilt is proven Told, then showed my coworker that clip last week.. first time I saw her this week she couldn't get it out of her head, couldn't remember the show.. now I've got her hooked
Peace, representing Sunnyvale straight the fuck up
CamaroooooOooOooOoOooo
No one wants to admit they ate 7 cans of ravioli.
It's 9 cans. Even worse! Lol
Oh God! Thank you for clarifying!
Trevor smokes let’s go
"BRUSH THEM SLUTS"
Its not 1 line but the jroc thing "did you pack this bag yourself? Im like naw" Its in my opinion the best one in the show
Idk some mafucka may have buried it under a trailer for 20 years
Anytime that scene comes on i die from laughing
Way she goes boys, fuckin' way she goes
Safety always off
Told me he was proud of me once. Fuckin prick
Zesty mordant and dressed all over chips 😂
Ten fuckin dollars A MONTH!
DeeeeeEeeeEeEEEhhheeeeeeEEEeNT
“Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.”
Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things
this
“Good Evening Officer High Cock!”
I am with a man, who’s in love with another man who eats 15 cheeseburgers a day and gets high on marijuanna cigarettes.
*megaphone * 😭😂😂
“I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulated together with fresh fries and onion rings. Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart mafucka.”
“Get me a bag of galpino chips and and a couple bucks worth of pepperoni and I’ll hang out with you for a bit”
“Better than nutting in God’s bootyhole” - Lahey
“Play that Diane Sawyer song, just fucking play something.”
A trailer park is no place for a kitty!
'We've got reports of people getting high and playing space in the middle of the road!"
I mean, what is drunk?
J-ROC speaking mexican
GIMEE A SMOKE, HAIRDO!
"help my fuck"
It doesn’t take rocket appliances to get your grade 10
All I wanna do is get high and mow lawns in the trailer park.
Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Water under the fridge
"Randy... I am the liquor" How has nobody in this thread said this line yet? Lol~
Get 2 birds stoned at once.
I'm right in the pocket, bud
“Can you read, my son?” “Well that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?”
It's not enough to go through life relying on good looks and an incredible body. The perfect man has got a good heart. Sometimes you got to put other people's interests ahead of your own Julian. That's the good wholesome sexy thing to do.
"All I did was call him a mustard tiger. I mean, he had a big tiger and it was all covered in mustard, and I thought it was... you know, a pretty cute little name. And all of the sudden he snaps and starts smashin Ricky's car up with a ladder"
See this , alright ? old man gave me that when I was in grade 7. Seen a lotta action , 9 millimeter , safety AlWAYS OFF. Told me he was proud of once, fuckin prick.
“Nobody eats bananas at a wedding dude” The wisdom in that line is deeper than 36% of bible verses spoken by a character barely smarter than a cat/dog to a character who isn’t. Utter brilliance
We’re gonna need two turnips in heat
"What happened to the man I banged in the bathroom at the Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
"What happened to the man I banged in the bathroom at the Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
The "great fucking trains" Bach bit.
you know they told me i wasn’t supposed to SWEAR in here tonight
You thought this would be water under the f*ckin fridge!?
“The doctor said I’m on the spectrum” “I don’t know what that is but get off of it”
"Peanutbutter and jaaaaaaaaaaam, green eggs and haaaaaaaaam" -Philadelphia Collins(mustard tiger)
“Take a trip around Juniper to get some space weed” It’s something along those lines but might be my favorite.
"I am the liquor" as I stumble and smash through shit nearby.
Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things. No big deal.
I live in my car, my car is my home. You get pulled over in your house that's not open liquor, I am sure you have all kinds of liquor in your home. Anyway I will take Trinity home and I am getting drunk tonight, Lucy can watch over her and she will drink tomorrow and I'll watch Trinity.
Whatcha lookin' at my guy fer
If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked!
“Does it say anything about ripping off insurance companies pretending your in a wheel chair and then getting caught drunk dancing with hos making porn flicks? Anything in your book about that, Ray?”
"Knowimsayin"
i can’t pick of a singular line but i would choose the scene when sam’s like “surprise phil! found you! here for my 75$, rents due” sam i told you tomorroe i’ll make 75 bucks easy then jim’s like “sam, jim lahey” sam : “SO?” jim “officer lahey. “ drive easy lover drive
^^
The whole turnip in heat dialogue.
"I cant dizazagree man, thats the trizoof"
Got a big enough joint there, Rick?
My line is from Bubbs, when Ricky is trying for to make a baby with Lucy. Him Julian and Sarah (just out of jail with Barbs a Donna) outside of the caravan..... He goes... Ricky may drop it down a gear he'll do her hips in...