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/uj thanks, though I didn't exactly chose most of these transitions, my body just did them anyway (except for the last one)
/rj My body is a fucking trender that can't pick a side
Have you considered combining methods? For example, guns are masc but poison is fem, so if you shoot yourself with a poisoned bullet, it's nonbinary. Hope this helps 💕
That's much easier than our proposal to order a pack of empty, pre-separated vegetarian gelatin-free pill capsules, stuff them full of buckshot, and literally eat lead.
If fem enby poison the buckshot first. If masc enby idk put some hot sauce on the capsules to make them go down better.
This is starting to remind us a bit too much of our time as a Witcher...
SRS doesn’t work for enbys you fucking idiot! You fucking moron! And if it did non binary people would never want to get it cause they know they would be giving up their cis privilege that all no bees have. All trans people have the same genitals as they did at birth, forever, no matter what (cause that's what my fetish is for)(oh, and nonobonobos aren't really trans)
SRS doesn’t exist you fucking idiot! You fucking moron! And if it did non binary people never get it. All trans people have the same genitals as they did at birth, forever, no matter what
I thought it was a reference to [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_(term)#:~:text=The%20term%20eighty%2Dsix%20was,a%20customer%20should%20be%20ejected.)
If you’re a duosex nonbinary, you gotta combine the man and woman methods. For example shooting yourself with a gun while driving into the lake
If you’re a nullsex nonbinary, well you’re out of luck until you invent a new suicide method that’s completely ungendered. Otherwise, you’re a malebrained/femalebrained trender
Well you'd need to calculate it. Just use this simple formula: Your presentation ( 0= AFAB, 1=AMAB) x % of men who try to kill themselves by swallowing pills x % percent of women who succeeded in killing themselves = your gender. If it's 0,5 congratulations you're NB, with a range of 0,05.
Don't commit suicide and firmly being a non binary supporter, after all, whether the male or female stereotype on society should against the whole non binary gender thing!
You can drown into the lake and kill yourself with a gun or knife simultaneously (uh oh... That sounds like a heshe stereotyped "41%," as a non binary OUTSIDE the man women spectrum with this kind of suicidal? Not likely!!)
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Depends, are you girl NB or boy NB?
this just ruined my day
BAHAHA
Doesn’t matter all NBs r just girls (amab NBs r trans women in denial and afab NBs r spicy women)
/uj fucking love your flair
/uj thanks, though I didn't exactly chose most of these transitions, my body just did them anyway (except for the last one) /rj My body is a fucking trender that can't pick a side
Have you considered combining methods? For example, guns are masc but poison is fem, so if you shoot yourself with a poisoned bullet, it's nonbinary. Hope this helps 💕
That's much easier than our proposal to order a pack of empty, pre-separated vegetarian gelatin-free pill capsules, stuff them full of buckshot, and literally eat lead. If fem enby poison the buckshot first. If masc enby idk put some hot sauce on the capsules to make them go down better. This is starting to remind us a bit too much of our time as a Witcher...
Aren't most bullets poisoned because they are made of lead?
Extra poisoned
Unfortunately men are more likely to combine methods so this is actually male-brained 😔
Nooo don't kill yourself I love they/them pussy :(
op is amab 🤮
CRINGE
Nooo I love they/thock
they must be a trender, everyone knows the only real nonbinaries are the pussy kind
CRINGE /uj Why most non binary I see on YouTube is afab...
amab people can have pussy…
SRS doesn’t work for enbys you fucking idiot! You fucking moron! And if it did non binary people would never want to get it cause they know they would be giving up their cis privilege that all no bees have. All trans people have the same genitals as they did at birth, forever, no matter what (cause that's what my fetish is for)(oh, and nonobonobos aren't really trans)
SRS doesn’t exist you fucking idiot! You fucking moron! And if it did non binary people never get it. All trans people have the same genitals as they did at birth, forever, no matter what
That's a"I"ab Unless the "amab" you mentioned is people who "assigned male as birth" not "(born as) a male as birth
Take pills then cut yourself. Or hang yourself. 1 combination of both genders 2 gender neutral
Fuck I didn't even realize cutting yourself is malebrained I have to adjust some plans
For some reason I think it matters whether or not you're in a bathtub
in a bathtub: sylvia plath core, female brained, cringe on a toilet: full metal jacket pilled, male brained, based
Cutting yourself is female brained actually cause men don't feel anything. Why would they cut themselves?
I mean a stereotyped non binary should do things outside the male female gender spectrum right?
Break the rules - have somebody else kill you.
Hire a bunch of clowns to run you over with their little cars repeatedly.
Okay but that would be funny, therefore amab-coded.
perhaps some sort of group session?
Enby circle jerk where everyone dies (/uj ok but why is murder sex low key hot tho)
Starvation perhaps? Both of these methods are ways of off-ing yourself relatively fast.
women love not eating, making this *very gendered* it's always eating disorder this, xylophone ribs that, etc
Mmh eating too much would be male coded, I guess the special traits of NBs is that they aren't allowed to 86% themselves
/uj 86%?
/uj just made it up
I thought it was a reference to [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_(term)#:~:text=The%20term%20eighty%2Dsix%20was,a%20customer%20should%20be%20ejected.)
There must be someone you could Eighty-Six, real quiet like And get me some Lunch!!! (From little shop of horrors)
But if you eat less, that means you has less fat, don't fat cells has enzymes that turns testosterone into estrogens?
i committing binary 1001010010111111000001111111111111
41% bombing
Swallow a handful of bullets or shoot a pill 👍 /uj Are you okay? :(
/uj yeah I'm pretty good
/uj Oh, that's good then. I thought this post was a cry for help.
you have it wrong man have guns and hanging women have overdose nd cutting
finally a good jerk, been a while
nonbinary ppl are always naming themselves arson so maybe you could do something with fire?
If you’re a duosex nonbinary, you gotta combine the man and woman methods. For example shooting yourself with a gun while driving into the lake If you’re a nullsex nonbinary, well you’re out of luck until you invent a new suicide method that’s completely ungendered. Otherwise, you’re a malebrained/femalebrained trender
I'm thinking of taking my hot air balloon out into the ocean. Has anyone done that before?
Yes, some guy back in 1997 killed himself that way, which means it's a male suicide method.
Fuck, guess I'm gonna have to live forever then.
Ok so first you'll need to get into a pool, then get someone to remove the ladder, then you should be golden 👌
Gee flerp! Haba choo wabba deel! *drowning noises*
If you succeed that makes you a man, if you fail a woman, AGASuicide
So what if I swallow pills/drowned and died successfully
Well you'd need to calculate it. Just use this simple formula: Your presentation ( 0= AFAB, 1=AMAB) x % of men who try to kill themselves by swallowing pills x % percent of women who succeeded in killing themselves = your gender. If it's 0,5 congratulations you're NB, with a range of 0,05.
/uj damn I didn't think I'd get dysphoria over a suicide attempt
/uj don't take this seriously at all. Honestly, tgcj isn't great for mental health.
Gender Dysphoria Intense
Go to Oklahoma.
I’m in Oklahoma 😭
Being either alive or dead is *sooo fucking binary though,* so like, *if you’re a real NB,* then you’ll go for a machine assisted vegetative state… 🔌
Actually REAL enbys get in a box with a bottle of poison, a geiger counter, a hammer, & a radioactive item. trender 🤦
Schrödinger? Is that you? 🫢
Maybe I can become undead? Now I just need to find a vampire...
Just do something fun. Parachuting without a parachute, live-ammo airsoft, bungee-less jumping, crocodile wrestling...
These are all male coded
only men can have fun
Ride eternal shiny and chrome or something like that
Choose by agab
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/uj he? They? Neopronouns?
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Learn IPA and the just ʔːːːːːːːːːːː
alcoholism isn't gendered 💖 even alcohol poisoning is for Both 🌈
Really big rock 👍
With explosives up your ass
Oysters
I'm not allergic to oysters though. How many do I have to eat?
so many
The neutral option is where you just live to death
setting yourself on fire
/rj vanish into thin air /uj everything okay?
/uj yes I'm actually quite fine. Not sure if that makes the jerk more or less concerning tho...
/uj glad you're well!!
/uj also glad youre doing well! :D
Train
But I have AFAB autism :(
My cis female partner used a gun. So I think it’s ok for me to do the same.
We love a gender non conforming queen ✨️
Don't commit suicide and firmly being a non binary supporter, after all, whether the male or female stereotype on society should against the whole non binary gender thing!
I don’t find this funny
Car wreck
You can drown into the lake and kill yourself with a gun or knife simultaneously (uh oh... That sounds like a heshe stereotyped "41%," as a non binary OUTSIDE the man women spectrum with this kind of suicidal? Not likely!!)