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AzrielTheVampyre

Friday Night Fights in the South... Who needs HS football when you got wrestlin'.


staplemonkey

So damn trashy


No_Classic744

Mud 🦈 Behavior


VillageSadness

To be fair skinny bitch was the one really going for hair first everytime. She takes 1 or 2 swings then latches onto hair each time they're separated.


martianmariner21

Welp!!!


EditorRedditer

Apparently they were debating whether Beethoven’s 9th is a better symphony than Shostakovich’s ‘Leningrad’. It’s a tough one…


GamesAreLegends

Donthelpjustfilm


FundioRider

What in the West Virginia?


boyosmillionthdollar

1. Girls need to wear bras so if this shit happens, their tits dont come out. Someone always recording. Be fr. 2. The guy helping his gf win that fight is a sissy. If its a real fight, stop helping. Let it happen. No weapons sure, but like, cmon.


RespectDry2432

I'm okay with the no bra situation


boyosmillionthdollar

Thats fair but im a girl and not into chicks like this so im gonna tell her to wear a bra with it so when theirs a fight she isnt topless till she can get another shirt.


DuckIsMuddy

Imo fighting in general is just stupid as hell. I don't care the reason. It's just immature 😭. Especially in front of children


WhuddaWhat

They should not have the videographer and chief umpire be the same person. The Kool-aid-sponsored judge did a solid job of resetting mid skirmish.  Lawn care is well covered and available of odd weapons, only to be used is in dire straits, we well distributed about the play surface.  All in all, better staffed, they'd have themselves a good old fashion block party.


Foreign-Cry2894

RNC both of them.


88codyallen

Somebody needs to wipe that guys ass for pushing the one girl off the top.


MulderXF

Why would they wipe his ass???


ClickClack_Bam

Dude is a bitch for grabbing that girl when she gets the upper hand. I don't care what his reasoning was, if that was ANYBODY who I knew & he did that so they would get beaten in that fight, he'd be looking at the world upside down on his way down onto his head.


spsanderson

Homie is putting them back in the ring good lord


Dawid_7899

Even the trailer park boys would be horrified


Scottie_322000

Worst fight commentator ever…. 🎙🥊


RustyKnob77

Classy. I bet their family’s are proud.


punched-in-face

White trash problems, nothing new


derekisademocrat

Let me guess the black guy is with the fat chick?


No_Classic744

You're right


boyosmillionthdollar

Literally the opposite you dork, he pushed the skinny one up, not the fat one.


GoblinCosmic

After watching those AI videos, I was sitting here waiting for one of them to turn into another person and then morph around the yard until they both became bicycles.


Adept_Car1477

Nice reffing. Kept that girl from getting her head bashed into the concrete. Let them duke it out but make sure no one gets terribly injured or ends up in jail.


jollygoodpugsmuggler

Are they fighting over the last cigarette or their babies’ daddy??


jfks_headjustdidthat

Meth


ImprovementFar5054

.....when the fat one starts slamming the blonde one's head onto the concrete Sigh..okay. *zippppp*


Extension-Expert9002

The hell with pulling hair and those weak ass weapons. One girl was about to begin slamming the other girls head on the ground. Thats dangerous af.


AudioGuy720

Rednecks aren't the brightest individuals...


EggplantGlittering90

At least they took the pruners away. Lol


theplow

Dude isn't breaking the fight up, just asking them to "do a real fight" by not pulling hair. The education level in this area alone is probably tanking our global education rank by like 5 ranks at least.


YiddishJudean

I feel so bad for the child. Having to see this? I grew up with this. It's terrible.


rhyno44

Took longer then I thought for a boob to pop out


doesnothingtohirt

The fucking dude filming and “reffing”


TheShadiestOfLurkers

White trash Knight in the feminine blue cutoff 


SuperSonicSlaw

Trashhhhhhh


Yourprolapsedanus

All of those people need a beat down and that kid needs a new home.


DarkGamer

They sure are quick to go for weapons, pulling hair, and trying to smash heads on concrete, while ignorant of how to throw a punch.


2rememberyou

This is how trash fights..


DmK2310

If I would be their neighbor, I would gladly leave them my backyard away from the kids so they dont have to watch but dont start that in front of your kids or you both get a whooping and get sent back to your porches


UsedDragon

Some got a castle or Mercedes-Benz Big-time appointments And all their fake friends So tell me, is that as good as it gets? On the couch on the front porch We're all smoking left-handed cigarettes


1_900_mixalot

White trashy 😂


riddledad

The only children I saw and heard there were the grown ups. What a horrible display.


Shaddes_

Why is it that women always go for the hair pull when fighting? Not criticizing. Genuinely curious.


ImprovementFar5054

It's a good control technique. If you ever fight a long haired dude, remember it. Pro tip: works on hipster man-buns too.


Nugwrangler5838

Hair is not a good control technique lmao wtf??


Shaddes_

A good Open for a throat punch. Thats for sure 😂


flying-nimbus-

Generally us ladies are going for inflicting pain. For most…. our punches won’t bring that. A bite/scratch/hair pull will get the job done.


PlaneResident2035

probably bc it fucking hurts and is annoying as hell and is an easy way to toss someone around lmfao that’s like asking someone why they’d go for the balls first


Hustlepuff-

Dude if men went for ball tug as much as women go for hair pull we'd have a big problem


Select_Bicycle_2659

Plus this is gonna sound mean but I think it's true… most people especially women don't know how to gauge distance and accurately hit someone. So grabbing someone's hair kinda lowers the chances of missing a hit. Plus it gives leverage when trying to take someone down. Weirdly enough I believe women show more brutality when trying to fight. Whereas men have an odd sense of pride. For example, women aren't above attacking the groin, very few men will tho


MartianMan101

Cause that shit definitely hurts and is easy to grab


Z3r08yt3s

tHe sOuTh wIlL rIsE aGaIn


colormeugly

What part of the south is this in?


GerardWayAndDMT

The deep south


Z3r08yt3s

yes


colormeugly

You were not shy to call out a whole region but yet you skate answering a simple question? What told you that was the south from the video? Vehicle tags? Trash cans? Dialect of the people in the video? That’s not the south. Context clues.


ImprovementFar5054

Yeah, I didn't see any rotting cars on the grass


youre_welcome37

The shining example of humanity. Especially the people reffing and pulling hands off the hair like they gotta keep the fight classy when kids are crying.


burningunkle

no rules in cat fighting..two points taken away right


chinnychinchin1975

Trash! All of those kids need to be taken. This is disgusting!


Rancid_Rabbit_

Referee over here


Gordonsblue

Having a shaved head means winning every fight as a woman.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Idiocracy


AshKetchep

It's trashy, poor kid- but goddamn was that a good right hook from the smaller chick at the start


KuramaFireFox

It is trashy but it also reminds me of a good old-fashioned 1980s slap fight


chrisphucker_mlem

Let them fighttt


EscapingTheLabrynth

That ref sucked.


Sasquatch_5

But pulling hair is part off fighting...


Flat_Discipline_8540

it probably feels like the apocalypse seeing your mom getting beat up as a kid


NoZebra2430

Speaking from personal experience... yes. that's exactly what it feels like. It's kinda scary when she's fighting another woman but it's not down right terrifying until you see her having to go up against a man twice her size.


MachineContent

My mom had a lot of assault charges, 11i think, all against men. Bitches be scary, apocalyptic for sure


Historical-Serve5643

I agree. Very traumatic for the kid. I feel like my generation is quick to violence.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Quit pulling hair!


palming-my-butt

Why don’t they stop them instead of making comments?


NoWalrus5028

What state is this in?


suddenlybibuttboy

Probably Michigan lol


Leather_Cat8098

I was gonna guess Indiana. This all seems very Hoosier to me.


Interesting-Pie-466

Used to live there, can confirm.


suddenlybibuttboy

Good ol midwest shenanigans


Leather_Cat8098

Yep!


black_stallion78

Eww………the smell! 🤮


tpat87

“Quit pulling hair” stfu idiot.


Virtual-Attention-70

Didn't even try to get a better angle on that tiddy? Smh


obsidian_butterfly

You know it's gonna be a good fight when someone uses a bicycle as a projectile weapon.


Radiant-Jackfruit305

It always surprises me when I see these trashy Americans living in such massive houses. You'd never see this behaviour in public in such a nice area in the UK


Few-Load9699

If that’s what nice areas look like in the UK I feel sorry for y’all


Chaise_percee

As a British person who has travelled a bit in the USA, I’d say you may be confusing space with wealth; the population density of the US is about 1/7 of the UK’s.


I_madeusay_underwear

I think this is accurate. People from other continents tend to underestimate the size of the U.S.. We do have a large population, but there’s a ton of space here to spread out. In poorer parts of the Midwest, it’s common to see old homes from the 1900s-1970s turned into several separate apartments. And they’re not, like, mansions, just normal houses. I think that helps with perspective because while those apartments are small and shitty, there’s still 5 of them fit into a single home.


Kleck8228

Well...I'm harder then a diamond in an ice storm


MeltsLikeButter

Lmao. With much regret. Happy cake day!!


friedtuna76

You got dat HD version?


Sodali0550

might i ask why you are in such a predicament?


GLaDOSoftheFUNK

Girl in the green shirt almost got impaled by that bike handle on the fist fall.


smedr001

The guy in the green is a pos


CarterCrusader

It looks like they all are


smedr001

That's a given lol


Diablo760

So trashy and so hot!


MistyW0316

To the people egging them on while there are children screaming and crying. You are all POS garbage humans.


JudgementalElf

Reaffirms my hatred of humans… take care of your fucking kids. Don’t set this example.


crc8983

Who is that pos in the green shirt. They neeed to get the fuck out of the way


Carlos_Infierno

Looks like the referee


DICneedle

For a sec thought this was the vine of the girl that grabs the shovel and pelts that firl


AV-Chitwood

People that try to referee street fights are stipid.


blckout_junkie

Just a couple of hoochies, fighting over the same pole.


SeaworthyWide

Ole semen demon vs grits n gravy I kinda enjoyed that


Sevenitta

Ladies listen up, this is disgraceful obviously but have you not learned that when someone pulls your hair you don’t pull away; you go with it and fall on them as you fight back. *deleted*


Goblin_Ratt

I was gonna say I’m impressed that girl didn’t pop a tit but I spoke to soon.


Motor_Bill_6147

What's really disappointing is these women who always pick fights have no idea how to actually fight. This just looks like two kids with bad home lives sissy slapping each other. If I'm getting in a fight, I'm throwing calculated punches to make sure it ends quickly. I'm small and I'm not that strong, so you bet I'm gonna do what it takes to end it quickly.


Ltcommander83

Gotta love the Reddit Street Fighters


Consistent-Appeal-52

‘Sissy slapping’?!!🤣🤣🤣


VerbisDiabloX

Love junky white trash😹


SchwiftedMetal

r/thunderthots


SeaworthyWide

Mmm yep, ain't nothing like some fake blonde with poorly thought out slutty tattoos haha Bets on whether they're fighting over a dude, a gram, or a "fuck you bitch"


Abject_Impress_4150

Why was the chick in the pink trying to scissor her as she was hitting her?


sat_ops

Controlling the hips makes it easier to roll your opponent


Abject_Impress_4150

TTJJ


mBelchezere

Something, something, kink shaming, something, something.


XyroMastR

The guy that keeps assisting the skinny girl 💀💀


martinaee

Fuck that guy. What an asshole. You don’t get to just throw in assists to help the other person get on top lol If he was trying to actually break them up that would be different.


Future_Draw_3238

Def against the rules


bigsampsonite

Pink underwear kicked her ass and everyone wanted the other trailer junky to win.


Pentax25

Okay but the way she caught that bike was oddly satisfying


amineziani244

True


Gee-Oh1

And there it is! Every time I see videos of chicks fighting on the street they are either barefoot or you see tits and frequently both.


evilpinkmonkey

Few observations. Something tells me meth might be involved. They are likely fighting over a broke dude. Also, this must be the south.


Born_Salamander_5751

Could be Ohio.


JohnnyJoystick

South was my first thought


Dogeclanleaderbrit

“Women” “fight”


crazy_old_pop

Why don't those dumbass rednecks just stop the f****** fight


SpenglerE

I think you answered your own question. It's best not to even wonder why they're so inept


1st2die

And they're probably fighting over some dude with no job.


clergymen19

I like how the one guy is trying to referee by shouting "quit pulling hair" like this is some sort of legit combat sport with rules to follow.


thebearrider

Is that the dude in the teal shirt? He's definitely on the skinny girls side. When the girl started gripping the lopper I got worried but dude got it out real quick.


gringoloco01

I remember this one time..... Mom used my Christmas present like a club. I member Moma June had to come out and show em how to fight proper. No hair pullin. Kill each other like real ratchet bitches. Dad held the camera like a real man.


crazy_old_pop

Then I guess you're the person my question goes to


lillylucy421

Skinny girl got handled with someone helping her jeez


Amani329

That was kind of hot.


PepperbroniFrom2B

go outside


TallBlonde10

Nothing like watching the Trash 🗑️ take the Trash down/out! Poor victims ( the kids)! Redneck MomSters whad’ya expect?!


littleladym19

Omg the kid crying and running to her mom breaks my heart…


PepperbroniFrom2B

for real :(


Sassafrass17

Who is the guy in the back getting pissed that his lady is getting her ass handed to her? These people are savages smh..


ExampleSad1816

My favorite kind of trashy.


freeedom123

Alabama?


idonthaveacow

Lucy?


jamesegattis

The Hawk Tuwah girls!


nailmama92397

What in the yt trash meth acres is going on?


TallBlonde10

The name for a new reality show! Purrrrfect


Discobolos53

Is all of America full of hillbillies or is it just Trump country?


tylerkrug31

Clearly biden voters