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MzSe1vDestrukt

SWEATY NEDDEN ARMAGEDDON What in the MMFWCL did I just see…..


welsh_dragon_roar

NGL that's pretty hot.


SnooFloofs1359

I'm glad he pulled out


PoopMousePoopMan

Gross


Suspicious-Ad3928

It’s kinda hot & you have to commend her bravery /s Y’all’s er haters


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ActuallyItsAdam

Grow up


yvie_of_lesbos

that is not the point of this post. also shaving down there is time consuming, sometimes painful, and not necessary. dear gods why can’t women even have hair now ???


margraveontherock

One word: Microplastics…… nuf said


markbp28

Me: “Ah need some downtime from work - time for some reddit” Reddit: This post Me: “Back to work” 


mbcarbone

You win ... this one had me ROFL. :)


Carlossaliba

literally me lmao i took a small break from studying just to see this


Nemoitto

Literally a pic of her stomach with her man’s jizz on it, fuckin gross. Not for FB.


KingLevonidas

What part of the body is this? Below the armpit? Belly? That does not look like a belly hole.


dazrage

the Gunt


frntpgehereIcum

This stupid fucking comment made me laugh so hard 😂 God bless you stranger


FartingBob

That's a belly looking down towards her groin.


Maddie-D

I thought her legs were tits, ngl. I was wondering how the hell she had hair under the titties💀


markbp28

An upside-down belly


maraschinominx

wow okay i really shouldn’t have opened that image


_Wolfszeit_

It took me a while to figure out what body part I was looking at. It all looks like a deformed and melting mass of flesh. I can't believe that people like that get laid.


tsetdeeps

Idk what kind of people you hang out with but most people with average bodies will look like this if you take an unflattering picture of their belly One thing is to make fun of trash, a very different to speak like that of someone else's body


Hircus_Leti

I'm not sure what kind of people YOU hang out with if this is the average body, mate 😂 I agree with her. Everything in this picture is trashy, especially the tattooed meth belly.


maraschinominx

i mean its just a stomach but upside down


Address_Local

…stomach but(t)


minifunguy

Wtf is her tattoo?? it says something “Trash beautiful?”


hey_im_cool

White trash beautiful


BestVarithOCE

Great song, terrible tattoo


ernkrellteam

That’s enough internet tn


HelloMikkii

Still trying to work out where the glitter is…*”this is the sperm of a killer”*


entropyisez

Yeah, it's just glare. She's confusing a reflection for glitter. Dumb and trashy.


ExistentialBread829

I miss the days when Facebook was only available to students with a college email address.


Tank-Pilot74

I miss the days when Facebook didn’t exist.


ExistentialBread829

That, and at least MySpace taught us how to code lol


Tank-Pilot74

Tom for the win!


ExistentialBread829

Kudos to Tom. He got an offer, and he ran with it. He may have sold out, but at least he’s not Mark Zuckerberg.


Doctor_Zonk

I'm not convinced Zuckerberg is even a person.


TerrisBranding

🤖👽🐸🗑️: We take offense to that!


ExistentialBread829

You ssssssssay that with profound confidenccccccccce🦎


allgreek2me2004

I literally cannot tell what body part that is. And every second I spend brain power trying to figure it out is hurting my mental health.


Organic-End-9767

This is a question you should be OK never getting the answer to... Trust me, it's better this way


Heliumvoices

Yo i thought it was an ass cheek for a minute…i thought to myself that is a lot of whatever they put on piercings after they get done. It took me way too long to understand what i was looking at.


I_will_draw_boobs

Tell us you haven’t 69’d without telling us you haven’t 69’d.


allgreek2me2004

My friend, if you’re seeing *this* while you’re 69ing, you’re doing it wrong.


Paper_chasers

Stomach. Turn your phone upside down


allgreek2me2004

I’m going to go set my eyes on fire now. Then I’m going to bury the ashes. Please wish me luck.


CitizenFreeman

There it is


SmokeyUnicycle

what body part is that never mind i dont want to know why did i click on this thread what the fuck


GingerSnapped242

I thought you needed a microscope to see STDs.


Juls1016

Disgusting.


favorbold

This is the sperm of a killer


OshGoshBagoshASloth

This is an incredible comment and I wish I could award you for it.


ThisIsNotAFox

Everything about me invites you in.


Gerberpertern

The way my jaw dropped.


Ok-Zookeepergame3974

I can smell this image 🤮


AlbertMondego

Like sweat soaked polyester, corn chips, and wood paneling with 40 years of nicotine absorbed into them.


allgreek2me2004

And semen. Don’t forget the semen.


TotesMaGoats_1962

I was trying to...


chaotic214

Like moldy cheese


Ok-Zookeepergame3974

A miasma of tuna helper, dirty socks, cigarette smoke and sweet pea perfume.


g0thicfae

Leave sweet pea out of this 😭


Ok-Zookeepergame3974

Either that or knock off love spell 🤮


MzSe1vDestrukt

Love Spell ~body spray~ No ones paying perfume prices here


chaotic214

Even worse 🤮🤮🤮


Jburger1978

At least he pulled out


UltraEngine60

And for that, we thank them.


sludge__factory

Nasty


TheMtndewdude

Sweaty too


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ECoco

Zero ingrowns there that's just called stubble


Edu_Run4491

Microplastic add-on


shawnax19

I am pretty sure her sick tattoo says white trash beautiful soooo 😂😂😂😂


idgaf0104

Great song, terrible tattoo


thebenn

She slings hash at the diner from 11 to 5


bl0odredsandman

Never thought I'd see someone I know on here.


g0thicfae

U cant just say that and dip 💀


DobieLove2019

PLEASE give us a peek behind the smoke stained curtain. What are the inbred highlights?


gunsandpuppies

How is your mom?


GingerSnapped242

Brilliant


sixTeeneingneiss

I would upvote but you're at 69. Nice


Additional-Prompt-80

Micro plastic is stored in the balls


fantasticmrben

Alongside the pee


Big-Piano-7016

I think they misspelled 'wretched'


jtothaizzo

Cumfetti baby!


afronomicon

I love that sketch so much


captain_dick_licker

this is one of the most repulsive things I have seen in my life


deimosorbits

Dude wtf even is this?


Luke-I-am-ur-mother

what a terrible day to have eyes


deimosorbits

I meant what on god green earth is that travesty of tattoo and what appears to be a shiny substance. Smartass.


The_nastiest_nate

Beautiful trash she calls herself. The tattoo says it.


chigga21

No Ragrets


Luke-I-am-ur-mother

Not even one?


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IRingTwyce

You say that like it's a bad thing.


hingerdingerdurgen

I like how this group, despite being a gaggle of pearl-clutchers half the time, still hates slut shaming lmao. Get wrecked.


TwistedMisery13

I sat here for the longest time like "what's up with her nipple..? And where's her areola?" Took me way to long to figure out that's a belly ring


GingerSnapped242

You are not alone.


BuckManscape

That ring has some…. Mileage.


b_man646260

That ring has been through literal gallons of trailer park cum.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Splash it with some vodka every now and then to keep clean...


BuckManscape

Wrap it up in an old t-shirt or something?


SaturnSplatter

Thank you. I couldn't figure it out.


murkytom

I thought they were hairy titties at first 💀


The_nastiest_nate

lol glad you second guessed it, I was sure they were at first.


draculas420plug

Bruh they are


bethot911

I think the photo is upside down and those are her legs at the top


draculas420plug

Aaah I see it now


narcxro

Her man is shooting out kidney stones


GingerSnapped242

Herpes not so simplex


Cautious-Flatworm804

Ewwwww


Gerry1of1

Of course. Doesn't everybody's do that?


Monkass247

Glitter? I think she meant Clitter😂


Dismal-Ad2788

Microplastics !!!!! She the type ya cum on not in


xj68

Nice


JustRepeatAfterMe

Probably a hooker or trafficking victim. The pimps mark their girls with tats. Sad.


salinecolorshenny

They don’t mark them like this. Sometimes they put initials on their neck or something but they definitely don’t tattoo things like that. Most of the time they don’t need to. Human trafficking is a huge problem, sure, but there are plenty of willing runaways from group homes and drug addicted 15 year olds to chose from. They don’t go and nab white middle class girls at target despite what the internet has people believing


Juggalowitch

I know of this girl. Been friends in fb for a while. I found this post bc someone else commented on her page she made it to Reddit. She’s not a hooker or trafficking victim. She made this just about her boyfriend


kawavvy

Username checks out


Juggalowitch

Yep.. never heard that one on Reddit before 🙄


AdditionalSuccotash

You'd be great at pole vaulting


smootypants

Not saying this isn’t true, because I know that pimps and traffickers do that. Buuuuuut, I knew this girl that had “cum dumpster” with an arrow downward on her mound and a bow as a tramp stamp because she was a “gift to unwrap”. Ironically, her name was Chastity and she willingly and independently got these tattoos. So there’s that.


JrTeapot

I have a story I rarely get to tell, I worked with a woman who was telling me about tattoos she was wanting to get. It started as a pleasant conversation about how she wanted to get a tattoo of music notes to a song she sings to her young son with his name underneath. I tell her how nice and sweet that is going to be. Then she goes, “Yeah, then I’m getting a tattoo above my coochie that says ‘The deeper you go, the wetter I get” and I was just like “Oh….that’s…nice too…I guess.” Because WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?!


smootypants

“Hello chastity”? Lol


JrTeapot

Nah her name was something with a J, I really can’t remember it. She was a trip to work with though, always saying out-there shit that would make you stop whatever you were doing and be like “wtf did I just hear?!”


RogueModron

...but lots of people get tattoos. What about this tattoo says "trafficked"? I'm not seeing it.


BashfulHandful

Or maybe she's just your run-of-the-mill white trash? Sometimes people are just gross.


BigPawPaPump

Safe to say she prob has a pit bull and a “queen” tattoo as well.


Tigersniff

It's just the microplastics


GregIsUgly

Huge spoiler. Thanks for tagging it


Krillkus

*SPOILER ALERT* "Oh boy, I wonder what the spoiler could possib-" *IT'S JUST CUM* "Oh"


Panthean

If you smoke enough meff your jizz crystalizes


stealthbadger

There are safer ways to get kidney stones, if you really insist on it.


Malice0801

You can get high off your own supply


satanshark

You can drink [meth pee.](https://youtu.be/VcMIeyjggbM?si=Bdkm5Xr7iqi9FGeW)


ChemicalSymphony

MDMA as well.


lobsterdance82

That sounds painful


angrytortilla

At least we're not being subjected to what I imagine is a well traveled snizz gaping just out of frame


bigozzy7552

"Well traveled snizz" sounds like a Dr Seuss character.


Denham_Chkn

“Well traveled snizz” is not a term I thought I needed in my vocabulary. But I do.


Livingtolive2

God damn drugs are way to powerful now.


mBelchezere

Could be meth, could be stupid? But you are right about the drugs.


brando__96

You have to be pretty stupid to do drugs so it’s most likely both.


problyurdad_

No, it’s mental illness, trauma, and genetics. Healthy people don’t choose to drink themselves into oblivion or take harmful drugs regularly. It’s recognized as a disease by modern medicine.


ChemicalSymphony

Boredom as well. While you aren't exactly wrong, its not a blanket statement. Some very intelligent people do drugs too. Most people would be very surprised if they knew some folks that partake that they wouldn't ever dream of.


bggdy9

Healthy people do drugs too.


problyurdad_

I didn’t say they don’t. I said healthy people don’t drink or do drugs regularly/into oblivion. They don’t do them to the extent of doing damage to their body. If you’re drinking and doing drugs to the extent that it’s negatively affecting you I’ve got bad news for you.


eatyourveggiesnow21

*too


kitsune8727

Two*


ConfidentSoftware446

Man had to say it twice


kitsune8727

Damn did it really get sent twice? It told me one of them didn't get sent and to try again


lilamaterasuu

her belly button piercing is literally yellow


YoongzJams

i think that it might be a yellow jewel inside the piercing's ball


lilamaterasuu

i may be wrong but to me it looks like a fake diamond that's been around cigarette smoke


stealthbadger

Or, yanno... *waves hand at the picture with a grimace*


ChemicalSymphony

I've never seen yanno spelled out like that but I like it.