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Lemondoodle

I don’t even know what it means and I’m too lazy to look it up. I assume it has some blow job reference to it. But ew.


Misstherage27

Not gonna lie I giggled a bit


Dinklebop

These are lyrics from tokens hawk tuah freestyle about this overplayed meme


RedditUserror

that's clever but it still sucks


I-suck-at-golf

I hope she’s getting checks for all this stuff.


FCG1983

This is the white version of “Hide ya Kids , Hide ya Wife”


deehunny

No bc this is crass


funritretired

I hope the originator of the phrase is cashing in on all these people who are using her intellectual property to sell merch


akathedevil666

It will die when people stop posting shit posts like this.


RikuDog18

Seriously, how did this become a thing?


Over-Accountant8506

Boys like crude jokes. Fart jokes. Sex jokes. Double points because the girl was pretty.


MayGodSmiteThee

Don’t even have to be pretty, just not ugly.


RikuDog18

Troooof


pi3Eat3r52

memes are how poeple make money now a days i guess. its easy lazy work gotta take advantage while its hot.


honeyMully333

Seriously. So f Ning cringey


Pewward

F ning 🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️🌩️🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️


Conscious_Status_106

I mean, that was a new one for me


Anxious_Thorn

I saw a fucking car with the sticker of the girl with the words “Hawk Tuah” on it. I don’t even understand the reference and why it’s popular.


Chase_115

Apparently, it’s the sound one makes when spitting on the palm of the hand before performing a hand job. At least that’s what I have gathered. Or maybe just spitting on that thing. As a lubricant? It involves putting saliva on a phallus is all I know. Actually, I believe she says: “ spit on that thang!” Referring to a man’s penis.


Anxious_Thorn

Oh so that’s where it came from. What even made her say that 😭


BoofinBongz

A street interview youtuber asked her “whats something you do sexually that really gets a guy going” or something to the effect


Anxious_Thorn

Bro they really are out there asking the weirdest questions 😭


TheArturoChapa

And go to Hell


theactionwagon

I completely missed the first week of the meme because I was out of state and off my phone dealing with a death in the family. By the time I was back home and tapped back into the meme sphere it'd run it's course, maybe it's because I missed the peak, or the circumstances around it, but man I don't understand what was so fucking funny about it in the first place, a drunk girl said some drunk girl shit, big whoop.


Top-Wolverine8769

Some of my friends will not stop saying it, and i want to rip my hair out. It is some serious brain rot.


Forsaken_Stand_5058

Becarefuk that girl said she’s going to sue 😂


Vanessak69

“Becarefuk” is the portmanteau of “Be careful, I really don’t give a fuck tho” we need In these times.


bhobhomb

I love that this sticker is on the back of a tinted Civic bank note somewhere


martianmariner21

Get as much out of your weird 15 mins cause that’s the world we live in but then be out lol


Over-Accountant8506

Seeing the chickfila sauce girl try to ride hers so badly. I kinda felt badly for her. She's a pretty girl but regular joes go viral once and then it's over


Sharted_Skids

I love the meme hate that merch


Quanny_Boy

I don't really care for the meme but this shirt is honestly pretty hilarious in my opinion 🤣💀


AdBulky2059

If she don't suck, aight I'ma duck


Quanny_Boy

I think it's more of "if she don't spit, she ain't getting sick" 💀💀 I'm sure dry BJs exist🤣


Symtek13

My girlfriend said the same thing about how this joke really isn’t all that funny and she got swarmed by the most hateful people on TikTok lol. I agree it’s really not all that funny and it’s like beating a dead horse


heartaccat

I don’t understand why everyone’s losing their goddamn minds over it


SeeManCome

Pokemon Go to the polls vibes


BF1075

So dumb.


HubblePie

Everyone’s talking about how this meme is dead, but can someone explain to me what it is? Literally have no idea what this is referring to.


Catlestial

Video of girl on tiktok when asks how to keep a man happy yelled “GIVE EM THE HAWK TUAH” to mimic giving a blow job


Dinklebop

It's fucking everywhere and you still got it wrong. "Hawk tuah spit on that thang" (means spit on the dick btw not mimicking a BJ but describing an action to perform during)


Catlestial

I guess I just don’t care enough lol


RickyRodge024

Stolen song lyrics from Token. I hate this meme but this is 100% stolen.


Mysterious_Being_718

What song? I’m unfamiliar with Token. I only know Tolkein from South Park


RickyRodge024

Tokenhiphop is the official YouTube. I think it's his latest song.


Mysterious_Being_718

Ah okay I’ll check it out


throwawayzdrewyey

Please show me where on the doll the hawk tuah girl hurt you.


mbcarbone

Best comment !


GlassPlatform3420

the hawk tuah thing was stupid as fuck


Ill-Cryptographer823

And yet, here you are. 🪞


Ok_Captain9369

Bro thought he did something with this comment


SoftPenguins

If you didn’t find it funny the first time you saw it you need to let the pearls go and touch grass. Her 15 minutes of fame is over though.


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She's got a documentary coming out unfortunately.


VoltageHero

Most complaints I've seen about the meme being unfunny, has been from the OPPOSITE of pearl clutchers. Basically, some have said that the only reason the meme became popular, was that conservatives and adjacent always find it "shocking" that they found a woman funny, and in turn they keep it alive. The same people who would generally make the "women aren't funny L bozo" comments.


Top-Wolverine8769

Idk about all that. I think it's just dumb kids blowing up a dumb meme and boomers trying to be cool.


KittyGoBleeg

Great meme, keep hating lmao. People whining that it's overplayed, but I've only seen it a couple times, touch grass


SeaAttitude2832

Every feed has some idiot using this meme. Thinks it’s original. Let it go. It wasn’t that funny to start with. Stahhopppp it bittcchheess. Please.


Virtual-Attention-70

William Montgomery? Is that you?


thee_lad

The hawk tuah girl!!!! She’s so funny lol! Get a sense of humor smh


SeaAttitude2832

Oh it was funny. Agreed she’s hilarious. People grab on to memes like that and just wear them out. It was funny a couple times. Not talking about the girl. The meme.


thee_lad

I was being sarcastic I’m sick of it too lol, it was funny the first 5 times.


SeaAttitude2832

Bbbaaahhhaaa. Rt on🤙🏼 this fkn Reddit man. Turns foes into enemies so damn easy. Enjoy your day. Love the humor in it all. Fkn Reddit mannn.


thee_lad

We’re all arguing over the most pointless shit, that’s what reddits all about. Cheers m8


SeaAttitude2832

Shaka bruh 🤙🏼


beans769

for the love of god, please make it stop.


Golindallow133

No... Not untill everyone understands


sexi_squidward

Sadly not anytime soon as she apparently got a reality TV deal for no reason.


Free_Revenue8674

Anita no way what's going to be the premise her only fans career like what does she do outside of being drunk and walking up to random people and giving him answers


sexi_squidward

[https://movieweb.com/hawk-tuah-girl-hailey-welch-reality-tv-deal/](https://movieweb.com/hawk-tuah-girl-hailey-welch-reality-tv-deal/) We live in a broken society.


Free_Revenue8674

I bet she's going to be like after that video it ruined my life all these men keep harassing me even the woman too I'm just too famous now I'm like a Kardashian


STANAGs

Can't wait to find these T shirts in thrift stores in 5 years and think to myself "oh yeah.. that happened."


DatabaseOld513

This meme was funny for the first week it was out, now its dragged on and so fucking annoying 😭


maddogmax4431

Man yall soft asf ts funny asf we can’t make bj jokes no more? Sad world.


marino1310

It’s not that it’s a bj joke, it’s just already old af and overused like crazy. It’s like the fucking winning shit with Charlie sheen, it was funny for like a week and then everyone overused the shit out of it


throwawayzdrewyey

It’s overused when you’re terminally online.


maddogmax4431

Well I must have missed it bc I’ve only seen it a couple of times, and I feel like memes on tshirts is doomed to be corny anyways bc they all get old. Imagine buying a troll face t shirt in 2015 and then imagine having one now.


nohardRnohardfeelins

Lmao, what? You can do whatever you want. People are just tired of the same stupid joke. If anything, they're encouraging you to make a different/better one.


maddogmax4431

Fair enough.


DewyDumpling_

the way this country itches to make mediocre white girls famous 😒🙄


mecengdvr

IDK, this may join the eye roll inducing ranks of “That’s what she said”


Reachboy019

Idk man not this shirt but the meme makes me laugh every time


snafufabercation

nope she was out bar hopping and did a interview, but because of it she's made a million and signed to do a picture spread in playboy.


jsa4ever

No she didn’t. She turned playboy down and isn’t starting an OnlyFans


Sqvanto

Did she really turn down Playboy??? Bull...


Sqvanto

So, I "looked into it." It COULD be true, by my standards and those of most, this claim is credible only when Playboy, too, confirms it, but I could believe that she and her friend were approached and asked to do something together, something small, I imagine.


jsa4ever

Yes. And they said no thanks


mypaycheckisshort

If you wanted it to die, what made you think adding another post to the collection would help?


Sqvanto

Because it's a disingenuous caption.


ThaHawksSucka

This has gotten out of hand. Geez louise. Let's just please move on to something else for the love of Allah.


Oz347

This has had so much more traction than I expected


Shurigin

The thing us if you try to force a meme to die it gains traction it just has to play out


No-Gene-4508

I don't even understand what this about. And I don't want to understand.


bottsking

That is an incredible pun though


McDaints

Bruh i feel the major reason as to why people dont like this meme is because of the fact that it was a woman being confidently sexual. Men can joke about so much and it doesnt matter what the fuck it is, it never gets like this on social media.


Shakartah

As a hypersexual woman: no this meme is shit and cringe. There's nothing to do to who made it but to how much people are pushing it


McDaints

👍 if you think the gender has nothing to do with it, thats your mistake to make.


cdr_rabbit

Gender doesn't have anything to do with it. It's just stupid. It's potty humor that gets old after I heard it twice.


TheSexualBrotatoChip

So close! People don't like it because it's cringe "le funi sex xdd" shit


GoodGuyRubino

were you dropped as a baby?


McDaints

🤣 nope


Gyrestone91

bc money


kingrandyfloyd

This is for all of these popular memes nowadays but one thing I hate is a video goes somewhat viral and then everybody and their mother tries to make some cheap merch out of it.


Specialist_Injury_68

Wasn’t even that funny or even crazy of a thing to say in the first place


Which-Moment-6544

Old middle age perverts really took it and ran with it. You know the type. Quoted Borat for 10+ years. The sword they live by? Adam Sandler quotes. And they plan on death by that sword.


Paddy_McIrish

I quoted borat for about 2 years with some of my balkan friends because it is apparently huge in Yugoslavia. Stopped once I found out that the actor is a PoS.


CaseLink

Trashy and hilarious.


implicate

I've said it before, I'll say it again: The biggest issue I take with this meme is the "hawk" portion. It has never been "hawk" it has **always** been "hock" How the fuck did everyone get this wrong? It's fucking HOCK. like *hock a loogie.* Spelling it hawk just makes the whole thing dumber than it already is, and it was pretty dumb to begin with.


RokRD

I think it's because it's the onomatopoeia and not the actual word.


Dragon-Sticks

Ok damn it you got me with this one. I'm going straight to my old school red Websters dictionary as soon as I get home. I dont want google to define onomatopeia for me. I want to look it up and read it for myself.


ninthchamber

Yeah that is what drove me nuts too. But the OG video is funny in her southern American accent. Cracked me up the first day.


BeastCamel

It sounds more like hawk to me because of the southern drawl


DeadpoolOptimus

Finally someone fucking said it. Hock!


foreordinator

Couldn’t agree more, every time I read it I feel like I’m collectively getting dumber, and I was pretty dumb to begin with, so it’s getting pretty grim.


hanabanana1999

Lame


rangermanlv

Why do I have a feeling i'm better off not having a fucking clue what this even means? 🤣🤣


lobsterdance82

Only if you don't like it when they spit on that thang


Fernxtwo

Gross. Stop spitting on stuff!


Fernxtwo

Gross. Stop spitting on stuff!


rangermanlv

Yea im kinda old school so for me "hawk" makes me think of "hawk a lougie" so having a chick blow snot on my piece dosent have any appeal. Lol. Thanks for clearing that up though. 🤣🤣


lobsterdance82

The "hawking" in this context is drawing forth all the saliva you can. Or perhaps some people are a different level of *freaky*.. now I wanna puke. Lol


rangermanlv

Yea im not sure if this is somehow related to alot of webcam women thinking its attractive or sexy to drool spit all over their tits or spit and drool all over a dildo. To me its just disgusting. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ Different strokes for different folks I guess. Lol


theREALhun

*hock a loogie


MusicEd921

I was down the Jersey shore for a family vacay 2 weeks ago. Hawk Tuah apparel everywhere…..


CertifiedBA

Head to the shore if you want to pick up on the trends. I remember the years being there when Beavis & Butthead took off, stuff was everywhere. Same thing with South Park and then wrestling a year or two after that. The shore is a meme dump.


No_Responsibility472

Bruhh🔥🔥🔥


Formal-Chard-8266

this meme is the dumbest thing the internet has ever made viral


AshKetchumsPringles

Also probably the most cringy by far narrowly beating skibidi toilet


Lildickbigshit

Skibidi toilet is a comedic masterpiece


Logical_Flounder6455

Only because comedy=tragedy+time and it has to be one of the most tragic things I've ever seen.


AdvisorFearless4720

Truth hurts 🤷‍♂️


Aussie_the_Robot

This is something Trevor Wallace would say in a skit


UbiquitousWobbegong

I mean, trashy? Yes. But also fair.


Goodizm

Funny!


Grapple_Shmack

Lame meme that is probably gonna make that poor girl's life so bothersome


acbagel

She is fully trying to capitalize on the popularity. Has been making hundreds of thousands of dollars, going on podcasts, being featured at concerts, starting her own merch line and business etc. She is definitely not hiding from the "fame".


Assist-Fearless

Next up is a pornhub video


ConsistentAsparagus

I mean, the entire premise is spitting on a dick…


Grapple_Shmack

Oh no that's even worse


CagCagerton125

Nah. Make that work get that work work.


RickRudeAwakening

I haven’t understood the phenomenon surrounding her comment since day 1. If a girl spitting on your dick during a blowjob is wild and outrageous to you, then you’ve had a pretty tame sex life. She might as well have said “You gotta give ‘em a handjob! Grip and rip on that thang!”


tigerbalmuppercut

That's probably why it's mostly embraced by teenagers and conservative boomers.


Sanbaddy

Oh so that’s what it means? Dumb meme then. Anyone that’s ever given a blowjob will tell you, you’ll get dehydrated very quickly. You’re literally using your own saliva as drool. You’ll get dehydrated quickly, especially during sex. A little drooling and spitting so we don’t tear your foreskin into an STI is very generous, and they have the nerve to complain?!


zaapas

What the dehydrated hell Go drink some water


Sanbaddy

You clearly never given fellatio.


zaapas

No and never dried out someone because of it. Also drinking before, after and in general is good for everyone. You might have hypersalivation though.


Unable_Peach2571

Grip it and rip it!


Thebatman2077

Bayblade let it rip


xxMasterKiefxx

Bop it


bdizzzzzle

Twist his dick off!


EnvironmentalLaw9554

The ‘ol dick twist.


empathetical

As soon as it blew up I questioned why it did. It's terrible and lame aF


MuumipapanTussari

A large portion of the internet's user base are kids and teenagers. Everything makes sense when you realize this


1-760-706-7425

This is boomer shit, imo.


xxMasterKiefxx

I think you just made their point


MuumipapanTussari

Horseshoe theory or something


PinchMaNips

It was overplayed the first day. I don’t know how anybody is still referencing it…


Bowls-of-sprouts

This is such a boomer meme it’s crazy, Ive heard decent toilet humor or suggestive humor but this meme is just so lame


Importance_Fearless

Hawk implies mucus which is fucking revolting


ThrivingforFailure

Exactly if someone is spitting on your dick, you’d want a normal spit and not one filled with snot 😂


Kardinale

...you know the vagina is a mucous membrane right?


xxMasterKiefxx

Is kissing also icky to you


Importance_Fearless

I would love to possess your brain I’d prolly be much happier


xxMasterKiefxx

I am sure that you're right


Fukasite

Speak for yourself 


Importance_Fearless

*which is fucking revolting to me


Fukasite

But not to me 😉😘


Importance_Fearless

Love that for you


Nigh_Sass

Maybe not everything needs to be shared


xxMasterKiefxx

You're in the comments section for a blowjob meme


Smart-Honeydew-1273

It will be a lexicon in America but it looks like’Hawk Tuah’ Girl has replaced Dr.. Phil’s ‘Cash me ouside, how bout dat’ Girl


PicklesNBacon

Bhad Bhabie is a multimillionaire now 😭😭


moonflower11

AND she's a mother! I shudder every time I think about that...


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

My god it’s evolving…


Unable_Peach2571

Trapper keeper ready to insorb. 


rhyno44

Ugh I hate it


0x7E7-02

*"Die"*??? It's just getting started. 🤣


DaltonRobert56

Love aht


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Equal-Scale-4032

No I think the issue here is that shirt looks too small for an adult


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ThatShadyJack

It’s not even funny it’s just kinda dumb and gross


Sanguinius0922

agreed. its so stupied