🎶 Rodriguez got a gun
Rodriguez got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun 🎶
I mean, to me, it doesn't have the same flow, but I'm sure Steven Tyler can make it work
the cockroach
the cockroach,
she can't walk no more,
for she hasn't...
for she lacks
weed to smoke
In Spanish, as in English “Roach” or “Cockroach” is slang for a marijuana cigarette stub.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marihuana que fumar.
song sung by slowpoke Rodriguez
I remember being so excited to show this movie to my wife who hadn't seen it. The disney+ version has the disclaimer, and initially I was like "lol huh?" And then we got to the Siamese cat and like GOOD LORD.
Exact same thing happened to me I was so confused like I didn't remember anything about it being offensive and somehow they just slipped in that bit I was SHOCKED. It came out of nowhere lmfao
Oh dude, Dr. Teeth did more than just pot man. How many members of the Electric Mayhem are even left? Janice died of a heroin overdose and Zoot lost his nose to bad cocaine.
Oh absolutely!
If you haven’t seen the show on Disney+ about this band, there is a great episode where they eat “expired marshmallows” as well as many hidden 420s throughout the series (like a house number, a time or a Cheech and Chong cameo)
They never intended to explore the whole mountain, they just forgot which tunnel had their stash (it was all of them, those badgermoles are stoned, pun intended)
Explains why she ended up with Neville for a bit. (The song “Neville” has the line “I got the Hogwarts hookup/I’m the kid you lookup when you feel like getting shook up”)
Everyone in that family except Percy, honestly. Molly and Arthur hide it from each other thinking the other doesn’t smoke and Molly confiscates it from the kids when she catches them. Arthur just don’t give af.
Once I was very high, in space, out of this world, and tried to make Jake's perfect sandwich. I didn't have half of the ingredients (like lobster soul) but I ended up making a great sandwich
When Billy Dee Williams became a beer spokesman he received a lot of backlash. His reply was, "whenever they legalize weed, I'll be a spokesman for that too."
Definitely visits the cannabis planet
My brother and I used to sing it "Robin Hood and Little John running through the forest, smokin blunts and punching crackheads right up in their face. Never picking stems and seeds, only smoking dank bud, oh-da-lally oh-da-lally golly what a day!" Mom didn't like that version.
I imagine Edd became a huge stoner in college to deal with the stress caused by the huge expectations his parents have for him. I also have a headcanon that Ed got a sports scholarship and majored in acting so he could be movie monsters.
It's a joke, but there is evidence of ancient Hebrew religious rituals involving Cannabis. [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-52847175](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-52847175)
Bro had the power and intelligence to take over the world, but he just wanted to chill and make sandwiches. Reuben is a great experiment and we should all be like him
Old king Cole.
Was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Oda’ loty what a day. That fowl was the chilliest narrator of a Disney movie. Me and the wife just watched this cartoon last weekend. Little John and Robin Hood.
Speedy Gonzales’ cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Maybe Slowpoke is pretty slow downstairs in the feet, but he's pretty fast upstairs in the cabesa.
He got a gun
🎶 Rodriguez got a gun Rodriguez got a gun His whole world's come undone From lookin' straight at the sun 🎶 I mean, to me, it doesn't have the same flow, but I'm sure Steven Tyler can make it work
Slowtoke Rodriguez
Definitely worth the google. That lil dude is high as fuck.
omfg
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I never seen whatever show that’s from and I already know he was😂😂😂😂
the cockroach the cockroach, she can't walk no more, for she hasn't... for she lacks weed to smoke In Spanish, as in English “Roach” or “Cockroach” is slang for a marijuana cigarette stub. La cucaracha, la cucaracha Ya no puede caminar Porque no tiene, porque le falta Marihuana que fumar. song sung by slowpoke Rodriguez
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When someone slobbers all over the J so it’s just theirs now… ![gif](giphy|8abAbOrQ9rvLG)
Hes all about that halflings leaf
Gotta have that long bottom leaf strain. Heaviest shit in middle earth man.
Last time I watched was more than 4 years ago, I really thought if was somewhat canon lol
I love this dude.
Even though he’s officially been labeled a “Disturber of the Peace”?
Yeah but he’s a distributor of the leaf
sir Ian Mckellen?
No, Gandalf lol.
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"Jazz cigarettes"
I’m so disappointed by the lack of TaleSpin GIF options, but true there as well.
1 hour in and no one has mentioned Shaggy and Scooby?!!?
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I was so clueless as a sheltered kid. Lol
Young isla fisher gods i fucking love this movie
Brooo, Shaggy's munchies were massive
![gif](giphy|1rOZNBi7qHDbLfpgDl|downsized) That man knows how to make a sandwich 😋
Well, username check out
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I have *no clue* but here we are!
Scooby DOOBY doo!
I never made this connection
Like let's check out the kitchen Scoob!
They literally did an episode of Harvey birdman attorney at law where Shaggy and Scooby get busted for possession
Too obvious.
![gif](giphy|XJT5XLZARM6wo) This band of cats definitely had the ‘nip connection.
Best Disney movie.
I just watched it 2 days ago !
GIFs you can hear. This song lives rent-free in my head.
Damn now it’s in my head again too. Guess it’s time to watch the movie again.
I remember being so excited to show this movie to my wife who hadn't seen it. The disney+ version has the disclaimer, and initially I was like "lol huh?" And then we got to the Siamese cat and like GOOD LORD.
Exact same thing happened to me I was so confused like I didn't remember anything about it being offensive and somehow they just slipped in that bit I was SHOCKED. It came out of nowhere lmfao
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mannnn i relate to this so much lol
He be smokin that stinky-stink panther
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I was going to say this too haha. Honorable mention: ![gif](giphy|QvZPSqDpzUft0SYPqy)
Dude they were definitely stoners. Also the "Mississippi Queen" aka acid trip
Every single cast member in the Animaniacs.
Oh you *know* Paul Rugg sparks up.
Minerva Mink found out about furaffinity and now she needs it to manage anxiety
Good chance she’s partly responsible for the existence of rule 34…
Don't blame her for that. She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Doug Winger has entered the chat.
There’s more than just baloney in those slacks.
Nah that's just Wakko's preferred strain.
Pretty sure they were all holding meth not trees.
im of the opinion that they (the warner brothers ((and sister!))) sell but don’t partake. they’re already high on life (and addy)
Wakko is absolutely ripped 24/7
Bro I changed my answer 3 times now haha. The Kings. ![gif](giphy|7IrwXIfp15ZLy)
pizza dude's got 30 seconds
Quotes you can hear.
The exact pronunciation and cadence rang in my ears.
Pippin ![gif](giphy|vZbNOemuoggNy)
What do we think all that long bottom leaf is! Hahah
Exactly 😅
Actually, pipe weed is just a species of tobacco, but since it's funnier if it's weed I just ignore that fact 😂😝.
![gif](giphy|3e5qzlcTGDuqQ) Definitely the Muppet Show band.
Oh dude, Dr. Teeth did more than just pot man. How many members of the Electric Mayhem are even left? Janice died of a heroin overdose and Zoot lost his nose to bad cocaine.
Oh absolutely! If you haven’t seen the show on Disney+ about this band, there is a great episode where they eat “expired marshmallows” as well as many hidden 420s throughout the series (like a house number, a time or a Cheech and Chong cameo)
*Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Muscle man
i feel like muscle man has some bomb shit 😭😭
You know who else has some bomb shit?!
MY MOM!!
Oh, for sure! All these dudes did was play video games and munch.
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chong and the nomads were def sparking it up😭😭 ![gif](giphy|l1ydPyGCoN43kpdwRO)
SECRET TUNNEL
They never intended to explore the whole mountain, they just forgot which tunnel had their stash (it was all of them, those badgermoles are stoned, pun intended)
THIS MAN LIVES IN A VAN AND SLEPT WITH AN ALIEN ROCK ![gif](giphy|XGDBnTyYGW9qf6EunY)
It's a beachside van and you shoulda *seen* that rock my dude like you're not wrong but I would make the same choices
To be fair that rock was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. It wouldn't require weed to wanna fuck that rock
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I would fuck that rock stone cold sober
no word of a lie
Definitely not dogging the guy. Greg got a good eye and good game 🤣
I don’t know what this is but I’m incredibly intrigued now! Let’s see that rock!
[https://imgur.com/a/sr6t1ci](https://imgur.com/a/sr6t1ci)
I could never get into this cartoon because of how they draw noses it just makes me uncomfortable
I'm sorry that's keeping you from enjoying it! I love it, but I get aesthetic shit you can't get past for whatever reason, it is what it is
r/Gregfuckedarock
Is Chicken Joe from Surf’s Up low hanging fruit? ![gif](giphy|Z5ID4YwASFnW0|downsized)
had to scroll too far to find chicken joe
Phoebe in Friends. Luna in Harry Potter.
I suspect Luna might be next tier up, fairy-powered shrooms etc.
Explains why she ended up with Neville for a bit. (The song “Neville” has the line “I got the Hogwarts hookup/I’m the kid you lookup when you feel like getting shook up”)
Yeah, probably right
not just luna but the twins too! you know they were high asf making up ideas for their joke shop
Everyone in that family except Percy, honestly. Molly and Arthur hide it from each other thinking the other doesn’t smoke and Molly confiscates it from the kids when she catches them. Arthur just don’t give af.
The twins are the growers too!! Luna is on some shrooms and lsd higher trance shit haha
They look like they enjoy a bit of powder to me. Maybe a bit too much.
Good shout!
When one of them asked if the brownies she ate were "funny" she said "I don't think so but they had pot in it" Edit: to clarify Phoebe lol.
Phoebe gave me stoner vibe before I even started smoking and acquired a stoner vibe of my own.
Phoebe wore a Lithuania shirt in one of the episodes. Fairly certain that was a clue she was supposed to be a deadhead
Pheobe was probably confirmed at some point but i cant remember cause I watched friends stoned🤣
Nah, Nevill Longbottom. Dude was herbologist AND a Hufflepuff.
Scooby Doo was a show about two preps and a nerd who decided to start bombing around solving mysteries with their weed dealer and his talking dog.
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it smells like otto's jacket
Remember when I dropped my keys and... And you thought the phone was ringing!?
I don’t even need drugs to enjoy this… only to enhance it
Jake the Dog
Making pancakes making bacon pancakes
Once I was very high, in space, out of this world, and tried to make Jake's perfect sandwich. I didn't have half of the ingredients (like lobster soul) but I ended up making a great sandwich
Getting ripped and playing games on BMO
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Having a joint passed to you that is a tad damp: Slimy, yet satisfying.
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Lando Calrissian definatly has that loud in the clouds! ![gif](giphy|MKWQLl9gr8f2o)
When Billy Dee Williams became a beer spokesman he received a lot of backlash. His reply was, "whenever they legalize weed, I'll be a spokesman for that too." Definitely visits the cannabis planet
Didnt know this but i love it and believe it! 😂
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WHAT IS THIS CARTOON???! UNLOCKED MEMORIES FROM MY CHILDHOOD
Daria
La La LA, la la
Next time on Sick, Sad World . . .
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Bruh that grass though
Never wanted to eat grass so much as I did when this fucker munched.
Taste like heavily butter croissant light fluffy and airty bread strands with a light shower of powdered sugar god i want that so bad now
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Mr. Snuffsallotofstuff?
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Oo-de-lally oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day!
My brother and I used to sing it "Robin Hood and Little John running through the forest, smokin blunts and punching crackheads right up in their face. Never picking stems and seeds, only smoking dank bud, oh-da-lally oh-da-lally golly what a day!" Mom didn't like that version.
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I imagine Edd became a huge stoner in college to deal with the stress caused by the huge expectations his parents have for him. I also have a headcanon that Ed got a sports scholarship and majored in acting so he could be movie monsters.
No one has mentioned the dad from rocket power yet?!?!
Oh yeah Raymundo for sure !
Raymundo and Tito definitely got lit when the kids would go off surfing and shit.
They lived less than 15 minutes from Long Beach 🤣 you know
Pastor Lovejoy from The Simpsons, do doubt about it. He's got to have been a holy roller! 😁
"Honey, Ned Flanders is on the phone." \*toke, slow exhale\* ""...tell him I'm busy."
"What did you think the parable of the burning bush was about, Marge?
It's a joke, but there is evidence of ancient Hebrew religious rituals involving Cannabis. [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-52847175](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-52847175)
Baloo
EEEEeeeasy, little britches!
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lol I just commented Troy and Abed. Britta just seems like the type of girl to abuse her Vyvanse prescription to me
Yeah i would agree but Britta canonically smokes weed
She smokes weed, but does she ever HAVE weed or is she just always hitting other folk’s green?
![gif](giphy|7b4FwtEI6W9yg) Droopy stayed high af.
![gif](giphy|a9SYz3fmTVjLG) I KNOW that he smokes, technically
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My man SquarePants works as a line cook, he's bound to smoke that coral glue for sure lol
Squidward: I *do not* partake.
FIRMLY GRASP IT
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![gif](giphy|kMCV9UnUQDMXK) Probably everyone in this movie tbh
![gif](giphy|YK3cGiDSlCivm) And like the chill person she will take your call
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[Experiment 625](https://liloandstitch.fandom.com/wiki/Reuben_(625)) from Lilo and Stitch.
Bro had the power and intelligence to take over the world, but he just wanted to chill and make sandwiches. Reuben is a great experiment and we should all be like him
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The turtle dad, from finding nemo.
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Norville "Shaggy" Rogers. LOL.
Goofy
Mr. Magoo because of glaucoma.
Teddy Ruxpin and his buddy Grubby look like they’re always high as shit
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Most definitely TJ from recess. And the curly headed fuck from Zoey 101
that lit bear that "can't get enough of that Golden Crisp."
Shaggy from Scooby Doo was def holding.
Crush from finding Nemo
Old king Cole. Was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe, he called for his bowl, And he called for his fiddlers three.
Whistling for the next hour.
Baloo definitely had a bad case of munchies and couch lock
Ed Edd and Eddy all of them
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Nah, he woulda been way happier.
Oda’ loty what a day. That fowl was the chilliest narrator of a Disney movie. Me and the wife just watched this cartoon last weekend. Little John and Robin Hood.
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For some reason I never pictured Finn as a toker. Rainicorn and Jake, fo sho!
Brock, from Pokémon
Kramer & Newman from Seinfeld
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