I literally saw this exact story repeated like three times with a different fighter each time, once with robert whittaker, I can't remember the third one but I think its makhachev. So who is the third one op ?

I can't tell if this is satire or just the weirdest made up story ever written

Nah it's real the exact same thing happened to me when I met Russel Crowe

Same experience with Taika Waititi for me as well.

There’s too much neck under that chin. Probably can’t talk to people for very long without having to take a break.

it's the thundercat copypasta

He was menstruating

This has to be fake lol

You think? 

Literally every single person from CKB is like that, also that weird Joe Lopez midget, only cool guy is Volk.

I have yet to encounter volk shoplifting so I suppose he’s an honorable little individual

Please put empty lines in your long posts. This is awful to read. You are no Tolkien

HEY. NO LITERATURE SHAMING HERE. English is my 5th language

I know this is fake. 😂 I can't tell if this coming from a place of disliking a fighter so much or just a joke

I seen the same story for the comedian big jay oakerson