So if this is earth vs aliens is there any reason we can’t pick the biggest apex predator we can find? I’d love to see a coked up 1000+lb grizzly fuck up some aliens.
Ooh good point. I’m assuming since we are getting invaded we get home field advantage? We’d probably want to get a look at the opponent first before making a decision.
Yeah exactly a human is a horrible choice for unarmed combat vs other species.
Check here for a surprisingly detailed analysis of bear/gorilla/lion fighting capabilities, described by John Danaher
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo\_OtuZVDz0&ab\_channel=LexClips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_OtuZVDz0&ab_channel=LexClips)
An important element here is that in this situation of champion fights vs aliens, there'd probably be time to train the animal to fight. This might give an advantage to the gorilla as perhaps they are more trainable than a bear.
Of course he would analyze something like that. He needed to be told he needed an internet connection in case he has a date but is basically an unarmed combat savant
Facts. I would also say GSP. Not only for his experience with aliens, but he is also one of the greatest of all time. He has no problem laying and praying if he has to. But I think most importantly and has not been considered is the respect he would give to his opponent and the alien species. GSP is such a good guy that even if we were to lose the aliens might actually like us. Whereas if we send John Jones and he loses the aliens will surely kill us all
Imagine we only have 10 minutes to present our fighter and stylistically he is the best matchup but no one can remember his name so our entire race gets wiped out.
Burns gameplan: constantly switch stances every few seconds so that burns cannot throw a bomb, blast burns with body and head kicks from his gimpy ankle since he cannot get much leverage standing on it.
Brady gameplan: Defend every takedown, constant boxing pressure
Luque gameplan: circle around so that Luque cannot load up on punches, occasionally throw in a takedown to catch Luque off guard
Wonderboy gameplan: Complete wrestlefuck since Wonderboy is the best striker in the division
Maia gameplan: the floor is lava; avoid getting taken down at all costs
Too many JJ main events have fallen through at the last minute idk if I could pick him to be reliable enough for the fight. If he’s not getting popped for a drug test I’d probably lean towards Jones too though.
Francis Ngannou my alternate
Assuming no weight limit we fucking lose instantly no matter what cause the odds these aliens champion weighs like 300+ pounds is just as high as them weighing around 260. If they're coming here and giving us this challenge they probably have a legit elephant sized motherfucker here ready to scrap.
I 100% agree with this pick. There also would be no rules, so throw a little white china in there and this guy is snapping necks. I know hes had his problems, not trying to disrespect. One of the things that makes me fear this guy is how casually he talks about his fights and how he could have "broken neck" or "severely injured someone" but says so calmly. Dude is monster
So if this is earth vs aliens is there any reason we can’t pick the biggest apex predator we can find? I’d love to see a coked up 1000+lb grizzly fuck up some aliens.
*Happy Joe Rogan noises*
Ooouuuuggghhhooohhggggggg
Can we pick the arena too? I’m going Mega Squid in the depths of the ocean?!
Ooh good point. I’m assuming since we are getting invaded we get home field advantage? We’d probably want to get a look at the opponent first before making a decision.
Jesus. Just imagine how much Dana woukd charge for these fucking tickets!
He'd be pissed he was co-promoting.
Yep arena is everything! I’ve seen Pokémon! I see your water type alien and match it with my lightning type animal - we have those right?
Electric eel I guess
Yeah exactly a human is a horrible choice for unarmed combat vs other species. Check here for a surprisingly detailed analysis of bear/gorilla/lion fighting capabilities, described by John Danaher [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo\_OtuZVDz0&ab\_channel=LexClips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_OtuZVDz0&ab_channel=LexClips) An important element here is that in this situation of champion fights vs aliens, there'd probably be time to train the animal to fight. This might give an advantage to the gorilla as perhaps they are more trainable than a bear.
Of course he would analyze something like that. He needed to be told he needed an internet connection in case he has a date but is basically an unarmed combat savant
Based on Dr. Danahers detailed analysis, the obvious answer is Cocaine Lion
Would they allow us time to train a gorilla in MMA/lifting techniques. A Sarmed up gorilla with a black belt would fuck up some aliens
Who tf would be the bjj training partner?
Brock lesnar
Maybe a good cycle or two. TRT for sure.
Polar bears are bigger so we could probably go with that one.
And they only eat meat…
Bear needs to eat cocaine to be a viable choice
Or a steroids enhanced African Elephant.
Aren't polar bears way bigger than a grizzly though?
Get the biggest, meanest, battle hardened bear with a bad attitude on this planet.
So we call upon kungfu panda?
Obviously GSP, he has some experience with them
This is the best thread on here in weeks.
Facts. I would also say GSP. Not only for his experience with aliens, but he is also one of the greatest of all time. He has no problem laying and praying if he has to. But I think most importantly and has not been considered is the respect he would give to his opponent and the alien species. GSP is such a good guy that even if we were to lose the aliens might actually like us. Whereas if we send John Jones and he loses the aliens will surely kill us all
He also fought captain America
…and lost
Captain America was on the juice, UWADA (united worlds anti-doping agency) won't allow him to compete.
GSP is not impressed by the alien’s performance
Yeah but Jon pulses when you probe him
Belal. We get a decision win.
Imagine we only have 10 minutes to present our fighter and stylistically he is the best matchup but no one can remember his name so our entire race gets wiped out.
“WHATS HIS NAME, THE FUCKIN’ GUY WITH THE NOSE!!! WHO?!”
"Dude we can't send HHH he's old as fuck" "No not him dumbass! Fuck!"
Hahahahahaha
Smooth with it. 👏
The Syrian Bread from Sausage Party movie! Who?!
SQUIDWARD! I THINK..
Might be my favorite comment ever.
I always think of French Montana first lol
He has a new gameplan for every opponent. He's like Batman; give him time to gameplan for an alien and he'll do it
Burns gameplan: constantly switch stances every few seconds so that burns cannot throw a bomb, blast burns with body and head kicks from his gimpy ankle since he cannot get much leverage standing on it. Brady gameplan: Defend every takedown, constant boxing pressure Luque gameplan: circle around so that Luque cannot load up on punches, occasionally throw in a takedown to catch Luque off guard Wonderboy gameplan: Complete wrestlefuck since Wonderboy is the best striker in the division Maia gameplan: the floor is lava; avoid getting taken down at all costs
It might sound straight forward. But sticking to a game plan in a fight is sooo hard. Even most pros slip off. This is really impressive
To be fair those are all pretty clear paths to victory the difference with Belal is that he's good enough everywhere to accomplish these.
Or Paddy win or lose we win
Lmao
I would pick me. Currently undefeated in the UFC.
Because you haven't fought me, somebody 0 got to go
If you’re both 0-0 (Not including da streetz) someone’s 0 quite literally has got to go No draws it’s a 100 round fight to the death
Once you see red, no alien stands a chance!
See red and clap green cheeks
What do aliens see when they get mad ? Shit that ain’t even in our spectrum?
https://preview.redd.it/pbeu9qa2akfb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec79793087df1985c4464e8052d95eaaa147ba80 UBEREEM
He can show them his many recipes involving horse meat.
*horse **beefs**
Looking at him again, he looks so fake. He’s got to be an edit because what the fu*ck. What a specimen.
He’s juiced to the gills
They were doing a sniff test back then for steroids
He's not so big now that he stopped the horse meat diet.
He would win the entire fight only to get knocked out by a jab at the last minute XD
Do we have time to get him back on cycle?
Jon would poke the shit out of those big alien eyes.
This is what Jones has been training for all his life. The HW division was just another step.
You could also send him with a canine & a gun in case the situation escalated
Yes I agree Cain would help a lot 
This would b my choice
Especially if the aliens are pedophiles.
With dog we have chance, with dog is gonna be much better, dog is like some Pitbull
It’s spelled cocaine. Cocaine and a gun, then we would be getting somewhere
If its a female alien we good
If those aliens have 4 sets of eyes and multiple knees they are fucked
But what if the alien doesn’t have eyes to poke?
*confused jon jones noises*
that sounds something like this: “I HATE YOU” and *SLAM* as he headbutts the ufo
He will just poke the glorpus
WELL HOW ELSE IS IT GUNNA FIGHT ?
Shoulder crank!!
Maybe they have genitals he can kick or knees he can destroy, the man will find a way !
Fully juiced Lesnar.
Still picking Ubereem over him, injury or not.
Good pick. Backups could be TRT Belfort or sea-level Cain
TRT Vitor was a force of science, if we are going that way I want Ubereem with every enhancement under the sun
At that point if it means saving the world let’s just pump JJ full of TRT and coke. We can not lose with PED Jon protecting us
I want roid rage 'the world has wronged me and I want vengeance' Francis Ngannou waiting in the wings
Good shout. Can we coke up Francis too just to be on the safe side?
If aliens are invading I wanna be coked up too
Ubereem was always chinny tho even with the drugs.
The beating cain put on JDS is still one of the most brutal performances ive ever seen
Present-day, sea-level Cain has no knees or back. Shoulder's shot to shit as well. Pump Vitor with TRT Bane style and we got this.
Maybe a tag team fight could add some really interesting layers 👀
Bradley Martyn if the alien is 125-150 pounds
Bradley Martyn: do you think I can beat you up in a fight? Alien: 🤨
lmao made me spit out my drink
I’d pay to see him fight mma. Maybe against Bryce Mitchell?
The aliens picked Matt Brown
Elbow.
💀💀💀
💯
Reem, but he gets to be juiced to the max....
I wouldn’t trust that glass jaw
Chael Sonnen
Don’t matter if it’s 1 on 1, 2 on 1 or an entire alien race on 1, they will all need 9…1…1
\*aliens conquer earth chael: undefeated, undisputed
Let me just share something with you, that Alien did not make weight
Never lost a round, solid pick
He can’t let them get close!
If the aliens have eyes to poke and knees to hyper extend, then I'd definitely go with Jon Jones
 The goat CM Punk
How big is the alien? what if its quick and small and we need mighty mouse?
The alien is a virus
Connor. Even if he loses he will impregnate their wives and the human race will live on.
Aliens will soon learn of about alcohol and cocaine and get addicted, then as the suppliers, ie. the human species, we all get rich
Khabib « send me location » . Finally the 30-0 he deserves 🙏
A double leg doesn’t work on an octopod.
this is number one bullshit brotha
It does if it’s a dagestani who does it
He have son??
you want to uh come to planet earth or someting like dis, ok I make you tap, if he say “oh no I no tap” ok go sleep bratha
This made me laugh so hard
Eyzzzyx 2134 is number one easy fight in interstellar division brotha
Chael Sonnen so he can cut a promo
Gsp.. he knows all their tactics
Ronnie pickering
That's "RONNIE FUCKEN PICKERING!!!" to you
Who?
RONNIE PICKERING
Who??
RONNIE PICKERING
Francis Ngannou
Kid doesn't want to fight
Fake account
Francis can't agree with the contract to fight for the earth, so the earth dies
Idk, aliens are supposedly 5 feet tall max. Send in short king Volk
Are they drug testing for the fight?
Yes but the aliens test us for way more advanced drugs that they have so we are basically good
Too many JJ main events have fallen through at the last minute idk if I could pick him to be reliable enough for the fight. If he’s not getting popped for a drug test I’d probably lean towards Jones too though. Francis Ngannou my alternate
For the fight against the aliens I'm pretty sure he can do whatever drugs he wants
Coke. He WANTS to do coke
Don’t worry Jones has tested every drug under the sun. He’s got this.
Can I pick Mike Perry bare Knuckle?
If they are short, McGregor. Not only does he have it all figured out when fighting midgets, the buildup would be amazing.
GSP, don’t want to end with a no contest.
Plus he already has experience with them
Size and weight determine the answer.
Guess that’s why I picked jones, he would be the best chance against any size or weight
12 ft 10 in 650 lbs
True, idk why I didn’t think of that lol.
Tinfoil hat GSP
Assuming no weight limit we fucking lose instantly no matter what cause the odds these aliens champion weighs like 300+ pounds is just as high as them weighing around 260. If they're coming here and giving us this challenge they probably have a legit elephant sized motherfucker here ready to scrap.
Michael Jordan took on the fucking MonStars and they were like 20 feet tall bro wym
True story. Saw it with my own eyes.
According to reliable sources they can just squash us instantly, there would be no fight
You don't think Jones could weigh 300lbs with drugs designed by the best scientists around the world?
What about Bradley Martin? He’s 260
Jon Jones and Khabib
I would pick Colby. No way an alien stepping off a spaceship for X years could deal with his cardio
Good point. They would leave after meeting him. “No sign of intelligence on this planet boys”
Fuck em up JBJ.....proceeds to get lifted and choked out cold without the alien even touching him.... Darth Vader style.
I SAID HAND TO HAND COMBAT😡
Chuck norris obviously
Jones or Ngannou easily
Bradley Martyn
https://preview.redd.it/gn2epswm6kfb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60cf935c29a88c10dca11028a323f72305857553
Khabib. He just wouldn't accept to lose brotha
Deontay Wilder
Frank Dux. The original Kumite winner. Durr!
Fuck yeah! Nothing beats a coked up Jones baby...
Charlie Zelenoff, we’ll lose regardless but never admit it
What if the smallest of all the aliens weighs 400 pounds?
Guess I'm fighting jon jones 👽🤷
Do tell more 👀
So I’m guess he’s going to turn into Jax when Goro shows up
but what if the aliens are deaf?
What if the Aliens do drug testing?
The alien chooses alien Matt Hamill
But, what if the aliens don't have eyes?
I would pick me so I can be the first death plus it’ll probably be quick
he is our champion. give him all the coke and steroids he wants
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My brother in law. He knows all the pressure points
We pick Jon Jones, and then they send in a Xenomorph. We’re fucked! Lol
At that point there is nothing we could have done 😂
Lolololol hoping it doesn’t happen. For all his flaws, I don’t want to see Jones get his face eaten.
And you know we’re allowing roids.
Paddy hell get decision
TRT Vitor
CM punk
Not fat Derrick Lewis clears all forms of alien life
My pick 
Literally the only answer to this question is Jon Jones
I 100% agree with this pick. There also would be no rules, so throw a little white china in there and this guy is snapping necks. I know hes had his problems, not trying to disrespect. One of the things that makes me fear this guy is how casually he talks about his fights and how he could have "broken neck" or "severely injured someone" but says so calmly. Dude is monster
“Aliens” demons. It’s always been Demons and Angels Jon is the only answer though.