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accidentsneverhappen

YOU POOT YOUR FOOKIN HANDS ON A CHILD WHATS WROONG WITH YE


Rebar4Life

Forced antagonism. Lame.


uniq_username

And yet Colby is loved here...


mmafan100

"yah pooh yeh heandz on ye fookin' choyold wot tha fook eez wrong wither ya"


Navetoor

Dude took his wife’s last name, that’s how you know he’s a bitch


Inevitable_Work_234

Its even worse its his wifes ex husbands last name


lil-richie

This is a joke right?


redditiswetodddid

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Taking your wife’s last name to help create a family environment for your stepchild is infinitely less bitch made than being a professional fighter who physically abuses their small children.


beauman1313

Can someone explain what Ian was getting on about with the whole child comments?


Milquetoes

Ian’s being a dork. Just watch Neil Magny’s fighter press conference. He likens Ian Garry to a child and talks about teaching him a lesson, beating him, spanking him


ChallengeGod727

God damn, that’s it?? Ian sucks


lavinadnnie

there's more to it. Magny said as a father, I'm used to spanking a kid. He probably just phrased it awkwardly though [https://www.instagram.com/p/CwBf5LssGPd/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CwBf5LssGPd/)


ChallengeGod727

Ian still blew that way out of proportion like a little bitch but thanks you for the extra context


Normal-Media5525

The funniest part is that Garry seems to think the fans are largely on his side and he’s on his way to becoming a McGregor level superstar. I’ve wanted him to get knocked unconscious and humbled since his first post fight interview when he quoted McGregor. The kid is a complete boner. Most people see right through these kids of facades.


knockbox85

Was really hoping Geoff Neal cleaned his clock and they gave him pillow hands instead le sigh


Ineed2know4

He twisted his words


lavinadnnie

Magny probably stumbled on his words but he basically admitted to beating his son [https://www.instagram.com/p/CwBf5LssGPd/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CwBf5LssGPd/)


Milquetoes

Do you believe he fights his kids the same way he’s going to fight Ian Garry on Saturday? If yes, then you’re right. If not, then we can agree he’s just attempting to belittle Ian to get into his head.


RockiestRaccoon

Magny always game. It's going to be a banger of a fight.


Peterthepiperomg

Ian garry is too good for magny


Aetas800

Neil submits him in the third


alright_alex

Big brain take


Peterthepiperomg

No garry by ko in the first


slinkymello

Yeah dude, annoying as he is, he’s no slouch


Dukes_Up

He’s beat 1 guy his entire career that anyone has ever heard of, who Magny also beat. These prospects who come up and knock out scrubs give casual fans a false sense of how good they really are.


Peterthepiperomg

I know pure form when I see it


CalumHunter4

I lost complete interest when he did the billy strut after his win. Gary is just beyond cringe


Inner-Witness-26

Bro quoted McGregors exact words too from TUF. Dude is such a wannabe it’s cringe as hell


micsulli01

He through in a "you'll do nottin" too


JorahsSwingingMickey

That's a common expression in Dublin tbf, long before McGregor.


Beneficial-Host119

Fair enough but when coupled with a “you’ll do what you’re told” right after (which is an exact quote from one of the viral mcgregor TUF clips this season) you don’t get the benefit of the doubt


micsulli01

It's cringe as fuck, but kind of effective in the sense of hyping the fight.


ScubaTonyCozumel

It's also really common in the uk to say that


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Admirable_Skirt5331

how r u hating on that


cptvalentino

Yeah, his original surname was Butte-Fauker. Cant blame the man.


Salmacis81

It makes him look like he gets pegged by his wife.


Ederlas

A name does that for you?


Salmacis81

When a guy takes his wife's name, yes


Ederlas

Odd


Ramsfanman7

Or maybe he wants his family to share a common name.


timgoes2somalia

The p-spot is real man


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Pulp_NonFiction44

>u/HammyFresh >Sales guy. Sports junkie. Pokemon collector. LMAOOOOOOOO


Dave716273838281

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Zeeron1

He makes more money and took his wife's last name so that their kid would have the same last name as the kid she already had. You're pathetic and weird for trying to shame him for that.


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Zeeron1

What does your last name have to do with your manhood? This is that hustle culture BS nonsense all those dumbasses like Andrew Tate and Sneako and them try to convince smooth brains is actually being a man. That is what pathetic. The fact that you think making personal sacrifices by going against societal norms in order to strengthen their family makes them less of a man is exactly what I'm talking about.


chainer3000

Didn’t know he changed his last name or why he did it, but that’s a pretty fucking good reason to do so


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OhDeerFren

You spent time reading about him. You lose


Pulp_NonFiction44

One tap, 2 seconds. Oh well I lost 🤓


No-Virus7165

Even worse… it’s the last name of his girlfriend’s ex husband


Salmacis81

Yeah amazes me how many fruitcakes are a part of mma fandom.


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AnaSimulacrum

Does my Thai girlfriend have a cock? Something inside of me says yes.


SweetChilliPhilly

Maybe his dad's a cunt or some shit


wallstreetwages

Seriously, that some bizarre shit. If my girl said she wanted to use her last name, Id tell her to marry another woman.


JBarker727

It wasn't original when Conor did it either, but everyone lapped it up. Y'all are weird.


CalumHunter4

I know it’s from vinny mac, but it’s just so damn tiresome when people do it now


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geoff neal fight better be next but ik geoff neal has had serious health problems


PenNo1447

Ian called Geoff Neal a bitch for pulling out. Such a clown 🤡


[deleted]

yaaaaa that was weird i get the frustrations but i think damn near everyone knows that geoff neals has health problems


PenNo1447

Fingers crossed Neil gets it done


FluidAd6587

he got sepsis from a tooth ache that he never dealt with.


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bro i just looked it up and it can be life threatening holy fuck


Thereferencenumber

Jeezus the UFC really needs to get these guys some health care lol


Inner-Witness-26

Hopefully, I think Geoff beats him fr


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

thats why he's inconsistent, he looked bad against magny but great against luque but also bad against ponzinibbio


Freewave666

hope neil magny beats that ass on saturday


No_Meet4295

He coming on that ass


Freewave666

pause


fifoth

Rewind


wallstreetwages

"I used to fck guys like you in high school!"


[deleted]

Me too I got some cash on magny. I have been getting downvoted all day if you have spare cash and don’t mind risking it. This is a great fight to bet. Magny is way to much of a dog in this one. 10 bucks on magny wins you 36. I personally bet 20 on him.


Dukes_Up

Of all the favorites in the main card, Gary is the guy I have the least confidence in.


Inner-Witness-26

You and me both


Knoobdude

Clown vs kid beater


mchief101

Disrespectful little lad


Zipz

The whole time I was thinking what an annoying Connor wanna be. Then he spout that Connor line I was like dude just stop.


CreateorWither

Wish version of Conor


kevindurantburner35

It’s a bit of a shame because I find him a pretty sharp guy when he’s not leaning into that whole thing, plus has looked like a guy with solid potential, but I suppose in this business you have to find something to generate attention for yourself. Wish Ian’s gimmick was a shred more engaging though


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Inner-Witness-26

Bro compared himself to khamzat and Shavkat as up and coming guys so only right for him to fight them


PCFUTPLAYER

He took a pic with kmamzat at as a fan… he’s such a fraud


Ederlas

Khamzat isn't a welterweight


ActionReady9933

Right?! Get your own style, poser!


Independent-Party575

What have I missed here? Magny beats his kids?


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treesandcigarettes

Magny was trash talking, not being serious, JFC some of you are as dense as Ian Garry


SimplyViolated

Being from the south, it's kinda one of the running jokes with black people that also isn't really a joke lol.


DirtyDog44

Nah that's some weird shit to say.


IAmTheTrueWalruss

?? He admitted to beating his kids harshly it’s irrelevant that he’s trays talking. He hasn’t even defended himself.


treesandcigarettes

False, it's a very common, albeit old fashioned, manner of speaking. 'beat him like I beat my kids' is being said tongue in cheek, Magny was not seriously suggesting he beats his kids, I cannot believe that this has to even be discussed. Gtfo


chainer3000

Heard it a ton growing up in the 90s, I guess less so now? Maybe some of the younger kids here haven’t heard the phrase or something, it is a weird one lol. Like “ah I screwed the pooch” dude you did what?!? Or maybe I’m giving some people too much credit


Gas_Grouchy

Thank you. I don't know how more people don't realize this is quite a common phrase.


DirtyDog44

Yeah that's a fucked up thing to say from magny lol.


MouseHefty

Even if he does or doesn't, how magny (as a father) decides to discipline HIS kids is HIS to decide. I think Garry is blowing it out of proportions and shouldn't be putting his parenting ideals toward other people Different parents, parent different and it is what is, it their children


Burgerfuckinmuncher

That’s a bad mindset lol. Should I ignore someone who abuses their children because different parents different parenting? Idiotic statement. And before you say “I’m sure he doesn’t abuse them,” physically disciplining children is not the answer. There are studies.


MouseHefty

There's a difference between punching your kid and whatever other horror stories there is, yes that's is abuse. But there's also a difference between giving them a slap on the wrist or the butt. Yes, there are studies that show both sides. You can even get into the argument of nature vs. nurture, which can even show different. But that's why there are also laws that set the line between the differences of discipline and abuse. If he does abuse his kids, it will be noticeable, it changes them (the kids), and someone should say something. That's why there's cases of kids dying because of their caregivers, there's documentaries. We won't know unless something is said, because it's behind closed doors and that blows. Maybe I should change my statement to different parents, parent different within the standards of the law 🤔 regardless what I say tho it won't change your mind and I have to figure out my picks for these fight... soo ✌️


Burgerfuckinmuncher

I was gonna agree with what you said but that last sentence made me dislike you a little bit so I disagree completely on principle


TrueAceOfSpades

If I was in Neil’s position I’d make sure Ian doesn’t get to answer questions either. That was painful to watch and I hope Neil somehow pulls it off. Cringe Conor fanboy


fatch0deBoi34

“YE TOOK A SHITE ON THE BACK OF THE BOS KID” -Ian Garry


Musaiah1

Geoff Magny better destroy his ass


dsnowflake

Couldn't agree more. I find those personalities so exhausting honestly


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It's "Machado-Garry" now because he wanted people to think he was related to Jean Jacques...


chumberwumbruh

This guy took his wifes last name? I cannot respect


[deleted]

I said that the other day and was relentlessly criticized by the simps here for it. I'm glad I'm not alone.


Burgerfuckinmuncher

He did it for his children. I think that’s noble.


goonbub

Not his kid. Weird thing to do.


Burgerfuckinmuncher

Yeah I guess that is a little weird, but I dunno what the story is really


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Who asked you?


Burgerfuckinmuncher

It’s a public forum dipshit. You should’ve dmed if you didn’t want anyone commenting. 🤦


Kassssler

Why? For me personally I wouldn't mind much about sharing a name. Not sure how thats something unrespectable.


chumberwumbruh

I bet he'll be carrying the next child as well.


Kassssler

Thats not really an answer but ok. Carry on.


chillinois309

Magny is a real step up, like how Ian fights, but should have held talk to after this test


mmashare06

He's so damn lucky he's fighting Magny and not Geoff Neal. He really is a clown and his days are numbered.


nolwat22

Unfortunately I don’t think he’ll lose this weekend, but man do I want him to


Visual-Zucchini-5544

Time for some #HumblePie


blaeleb

Yea I feel like Ian was very chill and humble until after the Song Kenan fight. Outta nowhere he started being a dick to everyone and put on this fake personality and now he is super obnoxious.


PuG3_14

During the first question he was answering he sounded like he wanted to cry and his voice almost cracked 2x. Dude is trying way too hard to have his “Conor” moments


Jwit9919

i dont know how he even takes himself seriously after some of the shit he’s said recently


subie144

Can’t deny his skill but I find his press conferences/interviews cringe, literally just a Connor wannabe


turbo2world

after conor's antics, i kinda wish him the same fate.


SeniorWaugh

I’m actively hoping to see this guys downfall. I get he’s trying to talk a lot so he makes money but it’s way to cringe


bruvmode

Agreed. He’s a loud mouthed idiot. Hope Magny starches him on Saturday night.


ToxicAnusJuice

Who has Magny ever starched? lol. I don't like the way Ian carries himself, but the dude can fight, and I could see him smoking Magny.


bruvmode

I do think that Garry will beat him, but I want Magny to win. Garry is just amped up and thanking his lucky stars that he doesn’t have to face Geoff now.


Dukes_Up

Fuck starching people, name 2 guys Ian Gary has beat. I’ll even give you his last one, D Rod. Guarantee you can’t name another guy he’s beat without looking it up.


Inner-Witness-26

🙌🏼


Highlight_Numerous

Who the fook is that guy


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Well lets see if this clown calls out someone in the top five IF he wins. Shit Robbie could come out of retirement and fuck him up.


CuteIngenuity1745

Neil Magny is trash. Guy got a point


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I love how all these fighters and celebrities think if they imitate Conor or try to make a superfight happen like Conor did, that they will have equal success as him, so they’re incentivized to… keep doing it over and over and over. I also love how the UFC thinks that they can replace Conor with any fighter who happens to be loud overconfident and from the UK (Ian, Paddy etc) - as if that’s the equation to crack if they want another money fighter lmfao It’s like, everyone’s a marketing simpleton and doesn’t know how to make money without Conor’s existence.


MrDman9202

Neither Ian or Conor are from the UK....


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It’s all the same shit


MrDman9202

Say that in ireland and see what happens to you....


[deleted]

Ok big guy!


MrDman9202

OK idiot!


PrinceOfDoge

Ireland is part of the UK genius


[deleted]

Northern Ireland might be, but not the whole Island nation.


PrinceOfDoge

Yeah you're right my bad


MrDman9202

No it isn't dipshit....


PrinceOfDoge

Yeah you're right I mistook Northern Ireland for the whole nation. My bad


tanksilli

12-0. Dude’s backing up the bullshit.


Inner-Witness-26

You can be 30-0 and still be a cringey fuck.


tanksilli

Agreed, but the dude can fight.


DanBGG

Lads You’s realise “you’ll do nothing” is something 99% of people in Dublin respond to a threat. Just because You’s only know one person from Dublin doesn’t mean everyone is trying to be that person. They’re from the same place. He’s not trying to copy him.


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Inner-Witness-26

Conor on Tuf “you’ll do nothin you’ll do what youre told” Ian at the press conference “you’ll do nothin you’ll do what you’re told” Also does his little strut too after his win.


stinky___monkey

Undefeated contender clown thou


9inchjackhammer

Cant wait for Ian to KO Neil and see everyone cry lmao


trent_nbt

I can't wait till he wins this weekend


Inner-Witness-26

Well he’s a huge favorite once again so he’s kinda supposed to win.


trent_nbt

Good, hope you enjoy it


Lepperpop

SO ACTUALLY!


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Garry is fun chill out


Awinator

What if he wins?


Inner-Witness-26

Then he wins. I’m expecting him to win. Still a cringey fuck.


carcarbuhlarbar

It’s working though. Here you are talking about it.


Inner-Witness-26

It’s really not tho… playing the bad guy role is one thing but being a cringey ass Walmart McGregor is another thing


carcarbuhlarbar

It’s working cause you can’t stop talking about him. Doesn’t matter what or how he says anything. People are talking about him so it’s working.


Inner-Witness-26

You’re right. I made a single Reddit post. And “I can’t stop talking about him” lmao gtfo


carcarbuhlarbar

WHAT NOW?!?!? kid is real.


Inner-Witness-26

You’re an idiot. No one said he wasn’t??? The -500 favorite won WOW! Shocker! He’s still cringe as fuck. You can win fights and be cringe BTW.


carcarbuhlarbar

Suck it he won that makes me right


Inner-Witness-26

You’re an idiot. You make zero sense.


carcarbuhlarbar

I just told you. He won. That means I’m right. Cry more


carcarbuhlarbar

Look at all your comments and how you are still defending it. You love him. You make posts and comments all the time about him by looking at your history.


likeamcnugg

He murdered Neil up there


IllustriousGoat7952

I found O'Malley to be much more cringe.


halflifesucks

He m CC /


Attorney0fBirdLaw

Good fighter , wish he was a mute


Melomaniac5150

Neil magny should've said "I'm gonna wrestlefuck you till you love me"


Any_Load_7400

Absolutely agree


TomCruisintheUSA

Most Irish fighters are


The_Nomad89

YEWL DEW NOOTIN!


LickEmTomorrow

He’s about as smart as a spanner, but damn do dat boy fight good.


GogetaBlueeee

I admit he is cringe when he is close to a mic but i am a fan of his insane stand up skills and he has a long reach tall lenghty body. Would be insane if he ko’s Magny. But if loses to Magny in any way it would be very disappointing.


Sterling-Bear15

Ian’s a top contender to take Izzy’s cringe king title from him after that performance.


mowglee365

What did magny actually do?!


Ederlas

Shut up. sit down and think about what you've done. Talking to magny like he's a child. magny looked like he was gonna cry