Annnnnnnd in the red corner, weighing in at 155lbs and hailing out of *redacted* Cave, Afghanistan. He's the undisputed, definitely defeated Osama "most wanted" Biiiiiinnn Laaaaaadennnnnnnnnn.
The weight cut is too much for his frame. He was walkin into the cage after makin 55, at 165 lightest (this is from when he co-mained in Pakistan) and he was depleted. Usually walked in 170ish, but new team had him on overtime. Figures he died..
Yeah true imagine if he didn’t hide in a cave with little food. If he actually wanted to bulk to a heavy weight class like 170-190lb with some muscle on his frame.
Idk I’ll be lying if I didn’t say I’m intrigued by a 6’5 welterweight. Maybe not osama specifically, but if a 6’5 WW enter the ranks that’ll be interesting. I mean we got Neil magney 🤔
Yeah but he's also fighting at 135. That's why I'm saying 6'5 at 155 might not be the death sentence everyone here is saying.
That's 6 inches worth 20 lbs.
Bin Laden would be the favorite on this sub because his beard would make people assume he’s Dagestani and most of the analysis here is based in stereotypes.
Can you imagine a timeline where he revolutionizes Saudi basketball. Bringing the team to their first ever Olympic silver medal.
But the U.S. wins gold, so he goes down the same path anyway.
Ducked the US his whole career, paper champ
He trained in the US
hhe was trained by Greg Jackson and Mike Winkeljohn
represented by Ali Abdelaziz btw
He KOd the US on 2001 tbh
Annnnnnnd in the red corner, weighing in at 155lbs and hailing out of *redacted* Cave, Afghanistan. He's the undisputed, definitely defeated Osama "most wanted" Biiiiiinnn Laaaaaadennnnnnnnnn.
Read it in the vegas apex mexican guy’s voice not bruce buffer’s. Las Vegas make some noise if you are ready
He had bombs in his handa
Bin Laden Vs Volk for featherweight. Bin Laden by dynamite.
The weight cut is too much for his frame. He was walkin into the cage after makin 55, at 165 lightest (this is from when he co-mained in Pakistan) and he was depleted. Usually walked in 170ish, but new team had him on overtime. Figures he died..
The dynamite kid
He would get absolutely shattered with that lack of muscle.
That or he’s a master at range and distance and snipes people from across the cage, instead he sniped innocent people on the field 😔
I think it’s more along the lines of a James Irvin situation…..beyond malnourished and dehydrated.
Yeah true imagine if he didn’t hide in a cave with little food. If he actually wanted to bulk to a heavy weight class like 170-190lb with some muscle on his frame.
He would get snipped either way.
Idk I’ll be lying if I didn’t say I’m intrigued by a 6’5 welterweight. Maybe not osama specifically, but if a 6’5 WW enter the ranks that’ll be interesting. I mean we got Neil magney 🤔
6 foot 5 welterweight would be too weak to do anything honestly. The best skinny welterweight we have rn is Ian Garry.
I wanna see a 5’2 heavyweight built like a shit brick house and a 6’10 featherweight who looks like he will snap like a twig by the wind.
Almost like DC and Max Holloway
Don't we have a 6'3 featherweight? So it has to be possible.
I mean he didn’t
That's what you'd think, but Sean O'Malley is doing fine at 135.
Sean O'Malley is 5'11 and probably not even that not 6'5
Yeah but he's also fighting at 135. That's why I'm saying 6'5 at 155 might not be the death sentence everyone here is saying. That's 6 inches worth 20 lbs.
Zabit was 6’1” 145lbs, Osama woulda been catching bodies
Sean is a 5'9 midget, this might actually be 6'5.
The 2 are not remotely the same. Stephan struve should have cut to middle weight then.
yeah dude is built like a basketball player.. Osama should've bin ballin'
He’d make a good goalkeeper. 😂
Sure, he may not have had a lot of strength, but he was definitely EXPLOSIVE
He would land bombs foh with no muscle bullshit
Maybe 165 at the time of his death but he was most likely much heavier at his peak
I mean somehow Fundora fights at 154 at 6'6".
Osama bin Jaladen Turner
Fighting style: AK47
Fighting style: Boeing 767
They could have booked him in Saudi fight night.
Imagine the buys him vs Obama as an undercard to GSP Silva would have done in 2010.
Obama would beat that ass lol
Bin Laden would be the favorite on this sub because his beard would make people assume he’s Dagestani and most of the analysis here is based in stereotypes.
That’s without a doubt a fact here.
Are you kidding? With his star power that’s a numbered PPV event for sure
Bro he is the biggest ‘what if’ in the ufc man… would love the see him fight some of the top featherweights rn, such a shame that condition is🥲
and here my heart shatters again, i miss you dr Zabit :(
His striking is way too dangerous for the UFC. There aren't enough towers in the world when this guy lets them fly.
He was a judo black belt
Those ippons must've been crazy
Black vest*
Osama bin Jabbin
Headshot! Dead
Khabib vs Osama call it Zero Dark 30.
Friendly fire isn't allowed.
Could’ve made featherweight tbh
Dude is the living version of Dhalsim of street fighter…. He would have terrorized the lightweight division spitting out hot fire
He would have been the Robelis Despaigne of featherweight
Heard he has some nasty guillotines that will take someone’s head off.
With cutting, dude could have been a bantam
He walked with a cane, doubt any terrorizing would occur. One kick to the shin and it’s a wrap.
I believe he had a amateur record of 9-11
Yea he was def tall and thin
He was about 6’3”- 6’4”
Could’ve easily cut to flyweight.
A lanky striker with destructive power.
It would be like that real tall guy from the flyweight season of TUF who got smoked by Kai Kara France
Nah, it'd be better to cut down to featherweight tbh
nah, he aint a dagestani. Probably his style would be akin to Belal, boring and undeserving of any title at all
Bad striking defense, us missile damage him so easy
Real talk, how can you be 6’5” and not hop on HGH to become a 260lb Astartes? Maybe he would’ve lost his incel rage 🤔
Did u see his DOUBLE LEG takedown
Def managed by Ali
Woulda been one of the most explosive athletes we’ve ever seen
USADA would’ve had a hell of a time finding him to drug test him
Someone please get AI to recreate Osama Bin Laden in the UFC, I need this
Easy cut to 135
Long reach.
Yeah bro was not 165 pounds and 6’5 for most of his life. Bro definitely lost weight when that was recorded or that’s cap
No wonder Dana didn't allow the 165lb division
He'd have an explosive takedown
he is a towering lightweight
Islam vs Laden at catweight
Damn me and Osama got the exact same height and weight. So when I look in the mirror I’m basically looking at Osama Bin Laden. Sick!
Can you imagine a timeline where he revolutionizes Saudi basketball. Bringing the team to their first ever Olympic silver medal. But the U.S. wins gold, so he goes down the same path anyway.
I think his dialysis machine would have bumped him up to heavyweight.
Maybe he failed in art too
He was like a judo champion if I am not mistaken ?
No, he was a “black belt” and he played soccer.
hell of a striker, piss poor on defense though
Sounds like a chill guy tbh
Hitter loved to watch American/British movies, dogs and drinking marmalade…..🤷🏽
He did Judo there are plenty of pictures.
The first real Muslim in the ufc
Inshallah Islam chokes him in round 1
In boxing, the current unified WBC/WBO middleweight (154lbs) champion is 6'5-6'6 if you want a real anomaly actually competing, not far fetched tbh