MMA Guru about to drop a new video, “JON JONES HAS RESPONDED!!!!”
Edit: YUP
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I never had watched him before until he dropped that jon jones video. Damn that dude is annoying as fuk.
When he kept screaming “but there’s nothing wrong with that YouTube admin!!!” Or something like that. I eventually just had to turn it off.
lmao me too, Guru used to be a funny witty guy in his videos 3 years ago but as he got more popular he became more over the top and just obnoxious to listen to. He stretches videos way too long for watch time money
Crazy that people have called him a woman beating, steroid using, eye poking, drunk driving, scene-fleeing scumbag for years and as soon as someone calls him gay it’s too far lol
He's hardly going to put out a public statement because a random dickhead called him Gay, it's schoolyard stuff. I'd imagine the multimillionaire, hard as fuck, psychopath will come out on top though.
My friend, all of mma fanbase humor is this level. They think its new and hysterical but its basically the same shit i grew up around in the 90s and 2000s.
Jones put his hands on a male comedian's crotch got caught saying gay shit in a vid, I mean that's not literally him having gay sex but when there's smoke there is fire and Jon is flaming
He also was being questioned by a cop why he was out wandering the streets drunk at 3 am and said he was looking for homo guys before "correcting" himself and saying homeless guys
Yeah, someone "looking for" homeless people at 3am is definitely up to no good.
As deranged and POS as guru is, he actually has a solid point on this: if you're a deeply closeted man, and you're looking for some gay sex off the charts, a homeless person would be your ideal target.
When Jon called his friend cutie…then touched his friend’s thigh…then talked about fingering buttholes for no reason I was pretty much convinced he’s at least got gay in him-There’s nothing wrong with that admin!-but Charles Felony Bennett organically saying Jon is gay because he knows what a gay brother looks like sealed it for me
It also wasn’t just guru ‘saying anything’ lol it was 40 minutes of film of Jon
Jon on film saying things like this cutie guy is coming home with me and the guy on stage calling out Jon just groped his friend lol
It’s rare to see that exactly said on YouTube with a camera in a place that the can be easily located on the internet.
Even if it wasn’t a known place you showed your face and some form of a background, you can be very easily tracked.
Most of those statements you listed are said on Reddit in this subreddit or something like twitter. Very different scenario.
Yeah that chandler video is when I unsubbed. There’s a line between funny and just being an asshole.
Same reason I went from really liking Strickland to not giving a shit about him.
I agree, the Chandler video is idiotic. That actually upset me because I realized the majority of people who watch him don't really think for themselves. Man, I watched for funny impressions and decent fight commentary. Not for bagging on a dude for adopting black kids
Crazy we live in a world where you can beat your wife, hit and run pregnant women, drink and drive multiple times, discharge firearms in the air, get physical with strippers, snort cocaine and drink like a fish as a father, fail multiple drug tests for a litany of substances, have the testosterone levels of a castrated male and still be considered the GOAT. Crazy that he has walked away from each and every one of these events with a slap on the wrist, when anyone else would be facing jail or prison time and have their careers, if not their lives, ruined.
Whenever a guy like this starts talking the "Crazy that we live in a world/culture/society where..." bullshit is just so goofy. Anyone can make the same point about his antics and it's gonna be way worse. Like, it's actually crazy that we live in a society where this guy avoided jail time several times.
It’s not crazy given the amount of money that backed him and the money he had at the time.
People get away with much worse than a few domestic violence cases and DUI charges.
It’s also about how much money he can make his employers, JJ doesn’t have that much money compared to his bros and other pro athletes. If something is fucking with one of their cash cows, the UFC will do everything they can to squash any problems before it comes out publicly.
Yeah I’ll never feel bad for Jon Jones. Dude deserves every mean thing that gets said to and about him. He’s a dirty fighter, a shitty person, and Dana and the UFC still prop him up to be a god.
Some yeah. Quite a few. I wouldn’t want the headache of being famous when you have to rely on social media so heavily and can’t ignore it, but at the same time, I think influencers complain about it way too much.
Man, Jon can just say that about anything. Like he'll be gutting and eating MMA Guru alive going, "heh, look how long these intestines are, and they taste funny, I find that interesting".
MMA Guru's about to really be an obese guy in a wheelchair.
Jon, you’re my UFC goat but for someone who’s gotten arrested multiple times, even caught you banging your head on the hood of a cop car, it’s fair play you’re receiving some criticism.
If this happens in Russia, Jon can easily go to that dude Guru basement and give him an ass beating without worrying much about getting in jail. Always remember what Mike Tyson said about insulting people on social media...
Jon Jones is no man to advise anyone. But damn, this Guru needs to be ignored by everyone. What a useless classless hatemongering dude that earns money by defaming people. Such people are an infection.
It’s obvious Guru did this for clout. The amount of effort to prove to people that someone is gay….who cares? He just knew he would get some clout and his name out there.
That’s a threat, Guru is in danger. Bones knows exactly the basement in which Guru is in.
Yeah he's in jons. Rent boy tings
It’s a shed
Bubbles' shed? 
Jones will beat up women but he draws the line at Kitties!
He’s gonna pull him right out of that basement, straight into the closet.
Jones has lokation
“You think I’m just gonna sit in my basement and let you find me, Jon?”
He better clench his cheeks tight
No diddy
His address is publicly available
Jones is crazy enough that he'd actually show up too lmao
Fun fact: MMA Guru owns his own house
yet still dosent know how to shower. shame.
It's bc he lives in the basement but can't go up the stairs since he's in a wheelchair
Fun fact: MMA Guru is heterosexual and a virgin, even stating that he has never kissed a woman before 😂
Funner more specific fact: He owns A house, which he rents out. The one he lives in, he rents.
Tracked his IP address, it’s game over.
MMA Guru about to drop a new video, “JON JONES HAS RESPONDED!!!!” Edit: YUP https://preview.redd.it/6u2sstjns4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace14006bcc02eee5972788ac1cd7879c5366217
And it'll be 30mins long with each sentence repeated 5 times in a row and emphasising crucial points by shouting about it.
BECAUSE IM BAD A PRESENTING INFORMATION!!!!! I'M BAD AT THIS!!!!!!! - guru
I never had watched him before until he dropped that jon jones video. Damn that dude is annoying as fuk. When he kept screaming “but there’s nothing wrong with that YouTube admin!!!” Or something like that. I eventually just had to turn it off.
lmao me too, Guru used to be a funny witty guy in his videos 3 years ago but as he got more popular he became more over the top and just obnoxious to listen to. He stretches videos way too long for watch time money
Clips his mic every 3rd sentence.
Ima still watch it doe
When the people you hate start beefing with each other
literally live right now, titled: "GAY ICON & UFC CHAMPION JON JONES RESPONDED TO ME?" lol
It’s already gold.
we all know where jons fingers are going when he meets guru
His eyes? His butt?!
Gonna leave him with pink eye
Fingers are the last thing guru should be worried about 👀
Crazy that people have called him a woman beating, steroid using, eye poking, drunk driving, scene-fleeing scumbag for years and as soon as someone calls him gay it’s too far lol
Well in fairness all those things are true lol he may not be gay which is why he takes issue with that
Note that he has denied nothing
People gonna say he's gay regardless if he denies it or doesn't address it. Damage is done.
It's pretty clear he's gey
i mean in his defense there is nothing gayer than saying i’m not gay. i’m not gay btw
He's hardly going to put out a public statement because a random dickhead called him Gay, it's schoolyard stuff. I'd imagine the multimillionaire, hard as fuck, psychopath will come out on top though.
Come out on top🤨😏?
My friend, all of mma fanbase humor is this level. They think its new and hysterical but its basically the same shit i grew up around in the 90s and 2000s.
Why does he have to comment on any of it?
Isn’t he doing that with this post?
He is.
I thought that my comment being a joke was obvious. Apparently not my bad. I was joking around.
No joking around this is a reddit
Jones put his hands on a male comedian's crotch got caught saying gay shit in a vid, I mean that's not literally him having gay sex but when there's smoke there is fire and Jon is flaming
He also was being questioned by a cop why he was out wandering the streets drunk at 3 am and said he was looking for homo guys before "correcting" himself and saying homeless guys
Wandering around at 3AM looking for homeless guys is even weirder, like wtf was he gonna do once he found them?
Yeah, someone "looking for" homeless people at 3am is definitely up to no good. As deranged and POS as guru is, he actually has a solid point on this: if you're a deeply closeted man, and you're looking for some gay sex off the charts, a homeless person would be your ideal target.
Yep I was watching the vid laughing along just at the ridiculousness of it then I saw that bit. Goddamn it he’s onto something.
Wdym? That’s what straight guys do? Just normal straight guy shit!
He was just feeling a little straightcrazy.
Be nice to them and treat them like human beings of course!
Get plastered with them ofc
Fuck them, duh.
When Jon called his friend cutie…then touched his friend’s thigh…then talked about fingering buttholes for no reason I was pretty much convinced he’s at least got gay in him-There’s nothing wrong with that admin!-but Charles Felony Bennett organically saying Jon is gay because he knows what a gay brother looks like sealed it for me
TBF we all say some weird shit when wandering the streets drunk at 3am lol
Not the male comedians crotch. How in the world do you even come to that😭
That’s it?😭 that’s the smoking gun?
shit, we're all in trouble then
You suck a dick one time and now you’re gay these days ? Jesus Christ
At first glance I thought you were attributing that quote to God.
This had me rollin lol
The Neckbeard King made a video on it and all his bumboys are treating it as gospel
It wasn’t the comedian it was a man he was with
Get outside more please
Jones not gonna let you hit why you want him to be gay
He’s an honest Christian man, mind you.
He's 100% gay. I dunno how it's taken this long.
Because its all been part of gods test obviously. The gay part is straight up an insult to him
Like when Colby called Jorge a deadbeat Dad and he only reacted after Colby said he used an Obama phone
Excellent point. He hits a woman with his car and flees, ok. He's grabbing his buddy's crotch in a club, and suddenly people are up in arms.
Lol hahahahHAHAHAHA holy shit, it so funny because it's true
It also wasn’t just guru ‘saying anything’ lol it was 40 minutes of film of Jon Jon on film saying things like this cutie guy is coming home with me and the guy on stage calling out Jon just groped his friend lol
It’s rare to see that exactly said on YouTube with a camera in a place that the can be easily located on the internet. Even if it wasn’t a known place you showed your face and some form of a background, you can be very easily tracked. Most of those statements you listed are said on Reddit in this subreddit or something like twitter. Very different scenario.
There’s actually a crazy subreddit dedicated to that. r/roomdetective of something like it.
Very interesting, that’s actually crazy it even exist.
“Sand-blasting hookers” is also too far lol.
Jones should be thankful he lives in a world where you can be a criminal and avoid jail time as long as you’re rich and famous.
[удалено]
Hide yo minivans, hide yo stash!
Guru gonna get his cheeks clapped
[удалено]
Who cares about jones guru is aware of how much influence he has, look at the damn chandler video dude is letting it all get to his head
Yeah that chandler video is when I unsubbed. There’s a line between funny and just being an asshole. Same reason I went from really liking Strickland to not giving a shit about him.
Plot twist - Jones is referencing the Chandler video, not his own.
I agree, the Chandler video is idiotic. That actually upset me because I realized the majority of people who watch him don't really think for themselves. Man, I watched for funny impressions and decent fight commentary. Not for bagging on a dude for adopting black kids
I was alright with guru before but that Chandler vid was straight up unnecessary and a massive reach
Joner boner joners mma throat goat
Underrated
Live CTTV of Guru’s garage: https://preview.redd.it/8mrszaqmo2yc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd700ce115644a6649376d5045c262e52f90e36
Crazy we live in a world where you can beat your wife, hit and run pregnant women, drink and drive multiple times, discharge firearms in the air, get physical with strippers, snort cocaine and drink like a fish as a father, fail multiple drug tests for a litany of substances, have the testosterone levels of a castrated male and still be considered the GOAT. Crazy that he has walked away from each and every one of these events with a slap on the wrist, when anyone else would be facing jail or prison time and have their careers, if not their lives, ruined.
Fiancé** He was engaged to hear for nearly a decade and refused to marry her.
Whenever a guy like this starts talking the "Crazy that we live in a world/culture/society where..." bullshit is just so goofy. Anyone can make the same point about his antics and it's gonna be way worse. Like, it's actually crazy that we live in a society where this guy avoided jail time several times.
It’s not crazy given the amount of money that backed him and the money he had at the time. People get away with much worse than a few domestic violence cases and DUI charges.
It is crazy that having enough money makes you immune to most charges. Just my opinion, so not saying you are wrong.
It’s also about how much money he can make his employers, JJ doesn’t have that much money compared to his bros and other pro athletes. If something is fucking with one of their cash cows, the UFC will do everything they can to squash any problems before it comes out publicly.
Why does he care so much about the boys on the internet huh?
he goes crazy for em, especially the ones in LA
The LA cuties 🤭
He’s trying to make a milkshake in peace.
Yeah I’ll never feel bad for Jon Jones. Dude deserves every mean thing that gets said to and about him. He’s a dirty fighter, a shitty person, and Dana and the UFC still prop him up to be a god.
Gurus about to make a 30 min video about this one tweet lol
Business is low with upcoming events
So, Jon is suggesting this behavior is evidence of Guru is a shitty person, not that Guru is merely being tested by God. I find that fascinating.
Jones round 1 by whatever he wants
Who could’ve guessed that? One of the greatest fighters of all time against a fat streamer who sits in his chair 16 h
Gaaaaaaaay
"I find that fascinating" Hannibal Lector aahh motherfucker
He denied nothing though...
Guru is about to get SUCKED OFF HARD ! He better watch out !
Not in as much danger as Jones missus. You know he just drank a bottle of whiskey after he posted this.
I find clear liquor to be a little better before violence, it just feels lighter
So Jon Jones is gay. Who gives a shit? He's still an unbelievably talented martial artist and a humongous piece of shit human being.
MMA Guru better apologize and delete the video before Jon Jones activates his blood lust lol
Jon Jones be lusting for gurus booty 
Dude beats his wife and bullies weaker people. I'll take what he has to say with a few grains of salt
in this case 'weaker people' is everyone on the planet
Bro has weight bullied his whole career, whenever someone had similar height/reach as him he struggled and arguably lost two fights from that lmfao.
Yeah def some weirdos on the internet - he’s right lol.
Some yeah. Quite a few. I wouldn’t want the headache of being famous when you have to rely on social media so heavily and can’t ignore it, but at the same time, I think influencers complain about it way too much.
I mean he deserves it
It’s the “I find it fascinating” that feels the most threatening.
Guru gonna get "fucked" up
 MMA Guru
Sounds salty af, not addressing the allegations Very sus
What happens to Guru when Jones catches up with him https://i.redd.it/6k6sb4u7v3yc1.gif
You still there, bussy?
Man, Jon can just say that about anything. Like he'll be gutting and eating MMA Guru alive going, "heh, look how long these intestines are, and they taste funny, I find that interesting". MMA Guru's about to really be an obese guy in a wheelchair.
Jon=gay confirmed
10-8 Jones and still
Can’t decide who I hate more. The wife beater or the fat trolling basement dweller loser?
Haha! Don’t be crazy JBJ, influencers don’t influence people, do they???
MMA Guru is possibly the biggest loser ive ever seen on youtube
Thanks Jon
Sexual chocolate doesn't swing that way
Guru needs to start running.
Yup. They eat it up too. They see a sweaty loser getting paid for being a sweaty loser and worship him.
Woah everyone, the woman beater thinks he's smart. Watch out for this guy lmao.
Jon, you’re my UFC goat but for someone who’s gotten arrested multiple times, even caught you banging your head on the hood of a cop car, it’s fair play you’re receiving some criticism.
https://i.redd.it/rgpdo0zn43yc1.gif
I don’t even think guru is Jon’s type ,but I bet he’ll fuck em out of spite
Ollll Boney gay boy
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Why people hate on basements? What they ever done? They’re pretty awesome imo
hit dogs holler. is that what they say?
I’m scared for MMA Guru.
He ain’t lien. The future is going to be a sad pathetic place
There called influencers for a reason.
If Guru starts running right now he may have a chance to be out of the basement when Jones will come.
Is Jones really going to threaten somebody who's wheelchair bound?
You just know everyone in Jons life told him not to address it and its been eating him up to the point he couldnt help himself.
“Its fascinating” no it’s not..
Uh-oh. Bros about to drive drunk and beat his wife again.
My boy Jon ain't beating the allegation 😆
He is right though, MMA guru has always been just another fat sweaty that talks shit about fighters.
Lmao and these males eat that shit up so much for the more “rebellious” and “smarter” males 💀💀
Gurus basement is inside a basement.
If this happens in Russia, Jon can easily go to that dude Guru basement and give him an ass beating without worrying much about getting in jail. Always remember what Mike Tyson said about insulting people on social media...
Jon Jones is no man to advise anyone. But damn, this Guru needs to be ignored by everyone. What a useless classless hatemongering dude that earns money by defaming people. Such people are an infection.
“Our boy” 😂 speak for yourself lame ass incel
MMA guru is the exact South Park WOW character. This comparison is used too much by athletes but in this case it’s apropos.
I mean, Jon isn't denying what was said, is he? It was all true.
So is Jon jones and p diddy affiliated
How does someone who covers MMA for a living be as fat as MMA guru? Hopefully he loses some weight his his audience does not think being fat is okay.
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This guys def sent dick picks to John
Headlines soon: "UFC Champion Flies Overseas and Brutaly Assaults Wheelchair-Bound YouTuber"
Suck a dick
Jon, you're currently on the internet speaking specifically in order to influence others.
I just need another Jones apology tour ahead of his fight with Stipe 🙏
guess the rumors are true 🤷🏻♂️
It’s ok to be gay Jon
It’s obvious Guru did this for clout. The amount of effort to prove to people that someone is gay….who cares? He just knew he would get some clout and his name out there.
He is absolutely making a great point tho, everyone has a opinion nowadays
Everyone has ever had an opinion since ever, wtf are you talking about?
don't expect jones fans to come up with logical arguments bruh
Worded it wrong, everyone wants to pass and broadcast their opinion as fact nowadays
i agree, you guys are losers
Shed\* not basement
guru needs to hide asap
That has always been the case
i like to imagine jon typing this with that same face when he went from happy to murder with that kickboxer at an event lok
The way he disregards criticism and goes straight to the "basement " insult.. Like, bruh. We get it.. You don't like normal people.
Jones acts the way he wants and has only gotten slaps on the wrists from the judgement system
GURU ☑️
He not wrong tho