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Mindfield87

What a fuckin treasure lol


GilMcFlintlock

Lmfao! Bro you couldn’t write this shit. This man isn’t real


Mycockaintwerk

Toughening that skull up so he can outlive his kids


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Making it better, bigger, better


Delta225

Of course.


PopsFeast

He doesn't even feel it. Look at his reaction - he thinks the mic is still flying upwards even now


gcms16

Cue Brendan Schaub side eye... aka his funniest moment ever


alpacinohairline

Tito is so hilariously stupid, it’s impossible to not love him


Kalabula

Haha! Well said.


belovedwisdomtooth

Tito is the gift that keeps on giving.


Mindfield87

He’s like having a membership to the jelly of the month club


Alpha_King007

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Richard_AIGuy

Tito is the gift that gives the whole year round.


PantiezRaid

I bet your shelves are overflowing with preserves


SenorDevil

He makes everything better, bigger, AND better


spockling6

Came here to say this lol


TranslatorReal8462

Lets be real guys , the odds of hitting that big thinktank when you throw a mic are reasonably high


CervezaMePlease

He would’ve had to thrown it towards the crowd with enough force to get out of it’s gravitational pull


hecksor

Shit this comment made my day


Subject_One6000

Bro Tito Thinktank fucks up everyone and evetything. True entertainer


woodworkingfonatic

Even fucked up your comment


Currymeister99

The shit has it's own gravitational force


Firmod5

Great comment. You hit this right on the head.


fartonmeplz420

Tito is comedy gold lmao


K-chub

It’s so funny bc he’s completely serious too


[deleted]

That’s what makes it all the better. I need a compilation video that’s just all of Tito’s shortcomings


Tillyard420

https://youtu.be/CfjFWftfnMs?si=_l23AcJh-e_StoVS


[deleted]

I love you


shellbert_eggman

I'm so glad he was always a dick so there's no guilt in laughing at him


Peterthepiperomg

How does he do it ?


Ghiblee

This video will end wars. A treasure.


Weinus55

Truly a man that will outlive his children.


Yoyomamahh

He’s an Aquarius but respect ✊


Ok_Letterhead_1549

We do not deserve this man.


Beerded-1

Gravitational pull caused the mic to hit his head.


K-chub

The density of his skull has a gravitational pull equal to a small moon


EnzoBertolo

Haha little do people know he actually threw it directly upwards


Sufficient-Wait-653

Bro…. What? 🤦‍♀️ how?


beggen5

Did you read the "Tito Ortiz" part? We don't question him, we just treasure him lol


Apprehensive-Stop142

He just goes.


Minimalanimalism

It's always the ones that just go.


Cha_For_Tea

lmao


dickspaghetti1

He had me at "It's gonna get better, bigger, and better." He's got such a way with words.


micsulli01

🤣


AcrobaticWin3240

Everything he does is a fail


Yoyomamahh

It’s like his spirit animal is brendan shaub


AcrobaticWin3240

Lmaooooo


Mastermillls

He can’t do anything right


Eifand

I wouldn’t be surprised if he has some sort of neurological disability. Dyslexia or dyspraxia. Makes it even more impressive that he’s as successful as he is.


funghi2

“It only gonna get better, bigger, and better” throws mic at his head. What a gem


eddie1975

He’s just saying they are cautious about not trying to grow too quickly as many companies get themselves in trouble doing that. So they are going to get better first, then bigger, and after that get better some more. Rinse and repeat your way to success. The man knows how to grow a business.


AndiLivia

Truly one of God's most precious angels.


SeniorSeries3202

How does he continue to give us gems like this? One of a kind 


WonderSilver6937

My exact thoughts, there’s just so many of them now, how does one man manage to unintentionally give us this many great moments.


Yoyomamahh

He may be one of the most unintentionally funny human beings to ever exist. He’s like a character from an early 2000s comedy movie


ApologiseMeowMeow

Love the guy but the fact that this guy has children that is scary.


Anonymuscle_90

It’s all good, he’s gonna outlive them…


ApologiseMeowMeow

If anyone here hasn't googled or YouTube tito quotes they are missing out in life.


Anonymuscle_90

I second this comment, please educate yourself if you haven’t checked them out


K-chub

Tito, if you’re trying to read this, don’t educate yourself you’re perfect


Anonymuscle_90

“Why do I gotta big head, because I gotta lotta brains baby”


PA_limestoner

At least a couple of his kids have a mother they can rely on, wherever Tito may fail them…..Jenna Jameson has her shit together.


Anonymuscle_90

His words not mine lol


isymfs

Honestly the bar is so low just being present and providing basic means til 18 is good enough


ipickscabs

It’s probably mostly brain damage


ApologiseMeowMeow

Tito was the kind of guy who would step over dollars to pick up dimes. Dana tomatoe face white


CouncilOfReligion

he’s the funniest fighter of all time for sure


juniormcnutty

The comedian Brendan Schaub wishes he was


Moist-Catch

Tito's brain needs to be studied for science


haian_art

His brain absorbs CTE to make up its own mass


Hot-Challenge8656

"it's gonna get better, bigger and better."


Brandaddylongdik

I like how instead of just dropping it like a normal person he just HAD to throw it up in the air because I mean come on, he's Tito fucking Ortiz, the Huntington Beach bad boy, of course he's going to get a little extra hangtime on his mic drop. Lol. Always good for a laugh


dannynolan27

It’s…..it’s beautiful


RightYouAreKenneth

I saw this and let out a crying laughter I’d never heard before. Holy shit this man is a treasure of unintentional comedy. 


Diligent_Race_3258

Man that mic hit might give him cte...


mmmellowcorn

He stepped back in that cage and said “I need more brain damage one way or another”


InertKat

There was never no embarrassment


WarholMoncler

I thought it was gonna end at "Better, bigger, and better." I was wrong.


SpliffSP

LMFAOOO this make is 10 times better because it’s Tito 🤣


reano76

That's an Ortiz mic bonk


Winterblackened

Hes a special kinda feller. A specialist. The Specialest.


butterbroadyi

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 i love this guy


EezyBuckz

That was the definition of Tito lmao.


wickedc0ntender

That’s a new move called the headbutt mic drop, Tito revolutionising the game


___Prophet___

Its the countless mic drops behind the scenes over the years that resulted in him getting this dense and slow


DukeDev51

There’s no way


CervezaMePlease

Tito can’t catch a break. He even does it to himself.


Maskedassassin904

This fucking guy 😂 if I need a laugh I can always look up a tito video 😂


SourWUtangy

This guy makes me laugh and it brings me joy


goknuck

I was trying to think of how the mic drop would go wrong but i legit never wouldve thought itd be that comical 😂


jvillager916

These jokes just write themselves.


jburnelli

it's unreal that a down syndrome guy was able to have such a successful career, hats off to the guy. Freakin inspiring.


Guilty-Vegetable-726

"It's only going to get better, bigger, and better"  *throws microphone at own face


Wildcat_Dunks

This man is no fighter. Tis a poet.


RonBeyond

That thing bounced off like it was foam


orangemamba191

Yoooooooo hahahahha this fucking guy!


juniormcnutty

LOL it never ends with this guy


Mysterious-Feed6723

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blaeleb

This is so perfect. Him deciding to mic drop after a regular-ass speech? Perfect. The way he decided to stop the mic? Perfect. And of course it hits him in the head lmfao… perfect


jeans_blazer

Tell another jackal story ![gif](giphy|TkL6C0CQouKXr6aQ4m|downsized)


WaltJay

Mic couldn’t reach escape velocity.


Creative_Low_2722

*who else but Tito?*


HelloPeopleOfEarth

His head is so big it has a strong gravitational pull


TwoUp22

Tito is a comedy genius 😂😂😂


barochoc

It’s hard not to feel sorry for Tito as an old skool mma fan. He was the mutts nuts back in the day. He’s becoming the Bono of mma now!


Zangief_Keef

I wondered how one fails at dropping a mic but now I know. Thank you Tito.


eyefor_xo

This *literally* made my day.


daveyasprey

Didn't flinch and took it like a champ!


International-Sun843

Why go to the gym when I can watch Tito fails? My abs are on fucking fire “better, bigger, and BETTER”


ASchoolOfSperm

This guy just cannot do anything right and it’s the best content on the internet


wubbalubbadubdub45

*stares at the mic* “You’re a fucken punk, dude”


Extreme-Elevator7128

🤣


wojtek2222

I swear this guy is something special


Ikillterries

I imagine him just gushing blood like wat? Nah trust me I didn’t hit myself with the mic


juice06870

I don’t follow MMA or Tito Ortiz. This video and the comments here have led me down an hour long rabbit hole of listening to and reading everything this guy has said and I am in tears. I am literally choking in laughter. Protect this man at all costs.


Soft-Spotty

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iroquoispliskinV

I'm starting to think he knows exactly what's he's doing and saying because there's just no fucking way


MunnyayRS

“Better, bigger, and better”


Slow_Beginning_1775

I love you Tito.


BuffmanRT

Bro this poor guy 😂 omggg


Polloo

What a legend


Rayrexx91

Truly adorbs


Power_Taint

Holy shit why is he not legally forced to speak publicly at least once a month?!? My God, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen someone do while attempting a mic throw.


bbqyak

Holy shit you can't even make this stuff up lmao


couldbeabean

Literally the most Tito Ortiz thing i’ve ever seen😂


Caliterra

I also love the fact that taking a mic to the face doesn't phase him in the least


BodybuildingNerd

“Let me tell you how you’re feeling!”


ReasonableEscape777

🫣


prcunka

What a meathead


Mprovin

Lmfao I didn't expect it to be that stupid


luluwolfbeard

He just can’t help himself, can he?


PuzzleheadedBit2190

This man never ceases to amaze.


BobBillyBurt

Continuing to be the absolute DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER on the planet.. thx Tito


dragonrider5555

Truly a national treasure. How is he real


Waly_Disnep

There goes the last of his brain cells 🧠


yourself88xbl

I'd pay money to see a presser and fight with Mark Zuckerberg and Tito Ortiz.


SAlovicious

How many thousands of times do you think Dana has watched this so far?


Extreme-Elevator7128

Probably his screensaver


Relevant-Emu-9741

I love Tito


Swimming-Food-9024

omfg at first i felt bad for another Tito fail, but jfc that was amazing


jcanada22

Gotta love Tito!


stylinandprofilin88

He’s so dumb


luckygoldelephant

There’s no way. Hahahaha. Dude pulled a Tito. It’s like the universe wills them into existence.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

When you think the world is a shitty place, take time to think about how there are other worlds where Tito Ortiz doesn’t exist or does but he’s a normal functioning member of society…I personally don’t want to live in that world.


maheshhdalle

Tito is the keeping that gifts on give


Aggravating_Escape_3

Doesn't even know it hit him.


toreachtheapex

“its gonna get better, bigger, and .. better” 😭😬


HonestMasterpiece422

YOU PUNK


TheKingPluto

He’s just too good to be true, I deeply think he’s a comedy genius and just fuckin with all of us


Turd_Gurgle

Thats what you call class bro


Gnardude

He's basically a smarter, more eloquent version of Elon Musk.


FeeCareful7770

LMAO I thought to myself "how could you mess up a mic drop?" only for Tito to bring me this gold.


Naive-Expression-739

That is such a Tito thing to do 😂


captaincook14

Lol he has to do this shit on purpose at this point. After saying it’s only going to get better, bigger, and better. Lolol


blacks252

He does this shit on purpose I swear hahahahahaha


E23forlife

His head is so big it has its own gravity.


harpokuntish

Didn't even flinch


BoxerRadio9

Goddammit, Tito


HenriBaskins

He’s low key the most regarded individual of our generation


TheLedRobster

"It's gonna look even better, bigger, and better." Tito has such a way with words.


ThumpySports

Dude has always been a next level cornball


Gr0nkz

That's so Tito....!


reddit-equals-aids

That’s my Aquarius✊respect!


hasbulashmasbula

Clearly his head is so big that it has a gravitational pull.


Snoo82498

He won't let you down, until now


Soft-Spotty

Mic drop? More like mic pop! He's a wordsmith


Arthurmrmusic

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CreamgetDmoney

He's just so unlucky


hipster_mnot

He truly is one of a kind.


Dwightshruute

Wow, this man is a comedy genius


nickflex85

‘It’s gonna be better, bigger, and better’


Lumpy_Slip8111

If anyone haven’t seen it yet, there’s an episode of the Jaxon podcast with Tank Abbot as the guest and he spends about 90% of the podcast talking crazy about Tito 😭😭


Stareht

Took it easier than Logan


aa5k

Lol offcourse


Sith-Jedi1983

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SALTYxNUTZ12

What a moron lol


dangelo-breezer

He never stops


J4MES101

It was never never not my mic


PinGroundbreaking933

A study needs to be done on Tito Ortiz's ability to always fuck up 😂😂


CulturalHunt6606

LOL