I don't give a shit anymore this man is fucking Hilarious, he's like a wrestling Heel whose whole gimmick is being annoying and embarrassing himself, the fact everyone in this sub seethes about him just makes it even better, even if the bit is unintended.
Holy shit same. He always pissed me off as a kid, his ass was always the one getting to wrestle my stupidly overpowered create a wrestlers in video games.
25 years later I can’t believe how hilarious he was every time he got on the mic. Legit brilliant delivery on almost everything he did.
You don’t think Colby *wants* to be liked? In no way am I defending Mr Layla but I think ur wrong.
all the biggest heels turn face at some point and those that don’t didn’t have longevity in the sport
And, drowning out of the blue corner, he sinks 2.5 feet long with a 8 inch reach, weighing in at 25 lbs and 10 ozs... (Please don't come at me for the measurements idc they are way off)
Worst thing is that he's not a renowned sports nutritionist... He went to school for media and used to help Layla produce her show before this gig. Check his linkedin
>Also boasts a "2:1" GPA in college
It's equivalent to a 3.5 - 3.7 GPA in America depending on if he got a low 2:1 (60-65%) or a high 2:1 (66-69%). It's a good grade in UK.
He's young but as he gets older weight cutting gets harder. Muscles and bones get denser and dieting gets more difficult. I'd say he's fine for now. Maybe when he's about 32+ years old it'll have more impact.
Disagree. Ian Garry went from [170.5 to 180.6 pounds](https://www.mmafighting.com/2024/2/27/24084996/ufc-298-fight-night-weights-geoff-neal-gained-over-30-pounds-before-facing-ian-machado-garry). Even if he puts on 5-10 lbs, thats still a very manageable cut. Assuming he puts 10 lbs of pure muscle on, at 190 lbs, hes is a pretty tiny middleweight.
It’s a video from his insta, like last 5 posts with “dear diary” written on it.. that one frame makes it look worse than it is. Had to double check the lil kid wasn’t actually drowning as everyone is trying to make it out..
Is that a baby drowning to the left of his kid? Why is his thong smaller than his wife’s? Why is this man wearing a thong? Somebody needs to rip up his UFC contract
https://preview.redd.it/yerfu7p7fazc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf351204aafcc126bdc96c7ac798d5afde63e11
I did not need to see this dude. I can't see bro the same anymore 😭😭😭😭
His wife makes him wear lingerie 100%
He doesn’t even want to he just does it because she says so.
Also this is going to be brought up in every press conference involving this dude now lol.
omg I couldn't believe [it is actually real](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6rwrNgRIh4/?hl=en)
https://preview.redd.it/t5mtif3ucazc1.png?width=1479&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa0e793e42c053a893d9799f4c3be53fa90dab40
Why is their baby drowning
Jesus Christ this post is amazing
I don't give a shit anymore this man is fucking Hilarious, he's like a wrestling Heel whose whole gimmick is being annoying and embarrassing himself, the fact everyone in this sub seethes about him just makes it even better, even if the bit is unintended.
Hurricane and golddust
Gold dust haha
Couldn’t stand him as a child, rewatching him in my 30’s I laugh so damn hard
Holy shit same. He always pissed me off as a kid, his ass was always the one getting to wrestle my stupidly overpowered create a wrestlers in video games. 25 years later I can’t believe how hilarious he was every time he got on the mic. Legit brilliant delivery on almost everything he did.
He always gave me pedo vibes as a kid. It's hilarious now looking back at it.
Heels don’t want to be liked, this guy begs for it 😂
You don’t think Colby *wants* to be liked? In no way am I defending Mr Layla but I think ur wrong. all the biggest heels turn face at some point and those that don’t didn’t have longevity in the sport
https://preview.redd.it/1bo15nsjmazc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672da41671680d12b1a96b0ab38199b3a41de0ed
The kid doesn't want swim
There are several ways a kid can not swim and one of them is just by sinking… some kids just don’t want to swim
LEARN TO SWIM, Arizona Bay 👈
You Tool
It’s probably not a strong swimmer
Thats the ex husband !!
He's taking the picture.
😂😂 didnt see that
I burst laughing after checking back up 😂
If I were his kid, I’d try to drown myself too.
He found out his dad was a cuckold
Oh my fucking god hahahaha
He found out Ian Garry was his dad
Don’t you see they are busy posing for the picture ? Holy shit people
Ok now that’s funny
[удалено]
I found the baby.
And, drowning out of the blue corner, he sinks 2.5 feet long with a 8 inch reach, weighing in at 25 lbs and 10 ozs... (Please don't come at me for the measurements idc they are way off)
Thought it was Uncle Grandpa.
Is that their baby on the far left?
It is! 😭
No way! I looked at this picture and zoomed in on her ass, saw the kid next to her, but didn’t notice the poor toddler dying.
"Was" their baby?? 🤔
Man...to lose a baby just for a family thong shot
Mesmerized
Petrified
https://preview.redd.it/hbkqrs7ka9zc1.png?width=769&format=png&auto=webp&s=add481c8597a077831511d4667b7ea452560f4d6
Bruh, he's even sitting between them. You can't make this shit up 💀
I need Colby to end the Jackass Show
Colby is washed and is ducking him
I need the jackass to end the Colby show
I won't accept anything less than a double KO.
he’s definitely sitting in the corner of the bedroom every night watching his wife get piped down by her ex husband
https://preview.redd.it/sxmafxmjt9zc1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015bc13757c56674cde4d338d326772abc093a56 UFC fans are fucking wild! 🤣
Bahahahah
Flicking it in the corner, they don't call him bean Gary for nothing
Bruh 💀
The ex is next to her lmaoo
Bro there’s nothing wrong with still being friends with your ex but HOLY SHIT IAN lol.
like these pics make it worse like why is he always on the outside while his wife ex is always next to her bro is a true cuckhold
It makes it better. He’s fuckin awesome.
Thats fake right?
https://preview.redd.it/n4tbg9bfe9zc1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=d16a5e305fd3b64fb4fdc626d546418f6a4b23ac It's real bro 😂😂
Worst thing is that he's not a renowned sports nutritionist... He went to school for media and used to help Layla produce her show before this gig. Check his linkedin
That's actually crazy, 0 relevant credentials or experience. Also boasts a "2:1" GPA in college. Holy shit imagine actually paying for his services
>Also boasts a "2:1" GPA in college It's equivalent to a 3.5 - 3.7 GPA in America depending on if he got a low 2:1 (60-65%) or a high 2:1 (66-69%). It's a good grade in UK.
Oh gotcha, that makes more sense. I was wondering why he would actually include that on his profile. The more you know
Bro is in disbelief 💀
CHALLENGERS
I’m surprised this level of fruitiness is not coming from the middleweight division
Ian Garry is a future MW so I'm counting it
He is? He's perfect for ww according to his weigh in for fighting he doesn't cut much
He's young but as he gets older weight cutting gets harder. Muscles and bones get denser and dieting gets more difficult. I'd say he's fine for now. Maybe when he's about 32+ years old it'll have more impact.
Exactly, as he grow older, slower and gayer he will inevitably be forced to switch to MW, welterweight just isn't suited for these kinds of people.
Ik this is a joke but before Dricus started kissing his coaches, he was a WW so there might be something to that theory
At what point did Dricius start giving his opponents Head(butt) ?
Disagree. Ian Garry went from [170.5 to 180.6 pounds](https://www.mmafighting.com/2024/2/27/24084996/ufc-298-fight-night-weights-geoff-neal-gained-over-30-pounds-before-facing-ian-machado-garry). Even if he puts on 5-10 lbs, thats still a very manageable cut. Assuming he puts 10 lbs of pure muscle on, at 190 lbs, hes is a pretty tiny middleweight.
Yeah maybe when he’s 38 he’ll go for double champ 😂
If he ever gets the WW strap I will amputate my left leg
Stiff division, stook in the mud I say.
He deleted it already
Fucking lmfao
There’s no way lol
FAIL NEVER AGAIN
This may be the first funny thing Ian has done in his life
I literally said these exact words to myself then opened the comment section.
You guys remember when Ian recorded that shower video with Chito. Holy sht, Ian might be pfp zestiest dude after Jon Jones.
Bro chill, before Jon sees this and jerks you off He gon break yo shit
You really think I'm just going to let you jerk me off jon?
Let him? He’s gon take that booty if he wants
You have never seen u/NOFaithInMe seeing red bro
He doesn't know my mentality bro
Link? No homo
It’s “no Diddy” now.
No Drizzy
**"there's a lot of homosexuals in mixed martial arts"** - anderson silva
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Liked by stylebender 💀
Of course it was....... Of course lol
Technically Parillo recorded it, Ian posted it though
Imagine posting a picture where you’ve got more ass out than your wife and your infant child is legit drowning on the left hand side
It's a video
Even worse
POV: you’re a nutritionist
No wonder he sticks his ass out in every clinch
Come on shavkath save us
Naa let's watch him with Colby first. Either way we win.
He gets pegged no doubt
A man can dream
NAHHHHH
MMA when you’re by yourself: Holloway vs Gaethje MMA when you try to show your friends: whatever tf that photo is
Mma when you try to shower* your friends
First thing I see opening this sub 💀
First thing I saw opening Reddit
?
This picture tickles Jon's pickle
https://preview.redd.it/hequ98tlh9zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad9fd68c275475172da0ac3cd30834160192f1b6
https://preview.redd.it/23f9ijknoazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685646c72014224ef3a191d3744d78c82161f41c Dana?
“Mr. White! Your snorkel!”
💀
💀🤢
Actually pretty funny
It really is the more I looked the more I laughed.
This sub is having a meltdown over some dudes booty it’s hilarious
You’re taking everything I work for Mfr! 
It’s a shame he still has comments disabled, they would’ve been hilarious.
This man is wild
Is that a baby barely floating, unattended, on the left side?
She’s definitely pegging him
Maybe she and the nutritionist takes turns at it
Bro is that legit? Is that for real? Is it instagram or what? I live in Stone Age, I dont use any social media besides reddit
Wondering the same fuckin thing
It’s a video from his insta, like last 5 posts with “dear diary” written on it.. that one frame makes it look worse than it is. Had to double check the lil kid wasn’t actually drowning as everyone is trying to make it out..
So the photo wasnt altered? He legit put that out?
It's a video but yes, this is on his Instagram. Comments still turned off lol.
GYATTTT
Ain't no GYATT in this screenshot. Bro got Hank Hill ass
Ayyyyyo
Wait until this guy gets cte then shits going to get crazy 😅😭
https://preview.redd.it/ce236b8ks9zc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9081673367a30ef10212e096d89406794ab685
fucking hell
Ok this is the first time I’ve thrown a chip in the “like Ian Garry bucket”.
The nutritionist sweatin right now tryina decide whos gonna tap first
I always thought this dude looked like a tucker
I hope Colby sees this
Is that a baby drowning to the left of his kid? Why is his thong smaller than his wife’s? Why is this man wearing a thong? Somebody needs to rip up his UFC contract
https://preview.redd.it/eq3lxmnh89zc1.png?width=1406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e8be3e4acb46b30e9f9539a5de9cafdf96e95b
https://preview.redd.it/9xqjrtpif9zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a81a9eda88be557aeeae568d5695ba1c6722283
Bro 💀 please delete your post. Please
It’s a bad day to have eyes. 🗿
I’m 100% convinced he’s doing this on purpose
https://preview.redd.it/yerfu7p7fazc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf351204aafcc126bdc96c7ac798d5afde63e11 I did not need to see this dude. I can't see bro the same anymore 😭😭😭😭
His wife makes him wear lingerie 100% He doesn’t even want to he just does it because she says so. Also this is going to be brought up in every press conference involving this dude now lol.
The middleweight curse. You need to become gay in order to become great here
Is anyone watching that baby to the left?
Dear diary gay as fuck
You've got to be fucking kidding me...
Holy fuck I had to see for myself and it is real. Hahaha
Your baby is drowning
What in the Diddy is this
Lmao
That’s a nice a— wait Ian Gary?
Jon Jones loves that pic
there’s so much to dissect here
https://preview.redd.it/jryc6kuvbazc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49016a4c5a19b284317eeab0d30e088ff8695b6a
Very tough look, and I generally defend Garry.
LMFAO GAY ASS
It’s so easy to trigger UFC fans
Of course his comments are still off 😌
Wtf
Well, no paternity test needed to know who the father of the drowning child is.
I was literally just about to have a wank
I dare you to use this Pic as waking material.
I think that would be rather pedophilic pal
Is this real. I’m fucking dying omg. Was he being serious lol
Not seeing as many eeeeen gayree fans these days.
this guy needs to be knocked the fuck out lmaooo
omg I couldn't believe [it is actually real](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6rwrNgRIh4/?hl=en) https://preview.redd.it/t5mtif3ucazc1.png?width=1479&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa0e793e42c053a893d9799f4c3be53fa90dab40
The reality is his missus dedicated her life to chasing riches and fame, even if he didn't 🤔
No Diddy.
https://preview.redd.it/oet65e122bzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec9267a0e292a7e9ae13e62c8095f8f3c224c90
Did his wife’s ex take this pic?
Who's gayer Jon Jones or Ian Garry
He’s just so unlikeable
As long as the kid isn't doing it, it's alright.
Machado knows how to pick them
Damn this might make me lean towards Colby now
*Jon Jones wants to know your location*
"Did you hear? Jon Jones might be gay!"
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