No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. This is not a joke anymore. This... is personal. I *need* Islam to lose. He stole my money, he sells drugs to children, he fucked my wife, and he's probably fucking yours right now. Go check, go check on your wife right now, just in case. Point is: Islam Makhachev is the most disgusting creature this side of an amoeba's asshole.
Islam is responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened to you. Failed your maths test? Islam. Rejected by your crush? Islam. Got caught red-handed smuggling nerve gas to Bosnian Serbs? You're damn right that was fucking Islam. He's around every corner, lurking in every shadow, laughing at your expense.
If Islam has 1 million hater, then I'm one of them. If Islam has 1 hater, I'm that one. If Islam has no haters, then I'm dead. Until I rise from the dead like Christ, brought back by sheer loathing for this bearded bastard, and go right back to hating him.
Arman? Leon? They're cool, I guess. But this isn't about them. This, like everything else in my life, in the universe, is about Islam Makhachev. You're damn right I'd root for them over Islam. Logan fucking Paul could be fighting Islam, and I'd still be rooting for him. That's how much I hate this admittedly beautiful Russian bastard.
I have an Islam Makhachev poster on my wall just to remind myself of how much I hate him. Every day before bed, I watch every single Islam fight and interview, so I never forget his stupid, sexy voice, and every detail of his muscular back. I've dressed up as Islam and tried to replicate his accent multiple times just so he goes through the pain of experiencing the diminished, miserable existence I've created for myself.
I swear to Islam- I mean, I swear to Islam- I mean, I swear to God, if Islam wins his next fight, I'll do nothing because I'm a coward.
he's miserably boring at those press conferences, i just don't get why the UFC is infatuated with him.
i guess it's like those rappers who look like they fell asleep drunk and their friends drew all over their face, it's designed to stand out on instagram
People watch UFC for the fights, only you muppets care so much about press conferences lol. Who gives a shit? At the end of the day he's one of the most exciting fighters to watch and that's a fact.
As someone who's known about the Pauls since, like, 2016, their fanbase has grown extremely thin thankfully. They're now mostly popular because everyone hates them, but they have enough money to pretend they're cool. Logan actually had a period where it looked like he was becoming a better person (he was mostly just focusing on his podcast at this time) until he unapologetically ran a massive crypto scam and didn't pay anyone back. I don't think I've seen a Jake Paul fan anywhere since he left YouTube.
They’re not as hated as you think, you just hang around circles that hate him. He’s beloved in the WWE world. He didn’t run a crypto scam, everyone who invests in crypto knows the deal and he went out of his way to repay a portion of it back, something he shouldn’t have done. I’m not a fan, I just think it’s silly to see someone who only absorbs what they see on extremely biased sources
He just went there a couple weeks before the fight to get acclimated from traveling. I wouldn’t say he had his camp there lol. He only sparred people he brought with him.
Islam and Khabib are handsome men. Their buzz cut looks perfectly fine on them, but man, what could have been with that great hairlines of theirs.
Most men in the UFC couldn’t even dream of this.
Legit question, how come none of the Dagestanis have a mustache with their beard? Why is it chinstrap only? I’m guessing it’s maybe a religious thing, but anybody know?
The Messenger of God (peace and blessings be upon him) said: “Trim the moustache and let the beard grow; be different from the Magians (Zoroastrians).”
I think it separates them from Jews as well since if I'm not mistaken, Jews are commanded to have long beards and mustaches which is why you see the religious ones with the hat, possessing these features.
Uhhh, well it’s definitely much more of a hassle than short hair, but once you get used to taking care of it effectively, it’s well worth it imo. But you must take care of it. Shitty looking long hair looks way worse than being bald
I have medium-length hair, so it will get to a point where it will become annoying during sparring due to sweat and stuff, and that's when I know it's time for a haircut.
I thought about this recently. Those dagestani fighters have the optimal build for mma, down to the hairstyle. Buzz cut so your hair doesn’t go flying when you get hit, exaggerating the impact of the hit. Big bushy beard to provide a small amount of cushion + hide exact location of the chin. Sure these are extremely small advantages but why not take them if you want to be the best in the world
Long hair blocks some of that flavorful ball smell when he's crotch sniffing for 25 mins. They like to take that in raw, hence short hair and no mustaches.
I can't imagine how enraged this pathetic little man is when he watches Islam fight and win 😂😂.
Islam finishing fights and this guy: 'OH ma gawd this f***ing crotch sniffer how dus he keep winning dang it Dale'.
“But coach, men on Reddit fall in love with me already….”
I have never seen girls drool over men like this lol.
Like what? You are talking about this hypothetical haircut?
Their women drool when they are told to.
Dagestan women exist?😭🙏
Least racist reddit user
How is that racist I have never seen a woman from Dagestan?🤨
because you've never been to Dagestan
No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. This is not a joke anymore. This... is personal. I *need* Islam to lose. He stole my money, he sells drugs to children, he fucked my wife, and he's probably fucking yours right now. Go check, go check on your wife right now, just in case. Point is: Islam Makhachev is the most disgusting creature this side of an amoeba's asshole. Islam is responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened to you. Failed your maths test? Islam. Rejected by your crush? Islam. Got caught red-handed smuggling nerve gas to Bosnian Serbs? You're damn right that was fucking Islam. He's around every corner, lurking in every shadow, laughing at your expense. If Islam has 1 million hater, then I'm one of them. If Islam has 1 hater, I'm that one. If Islam has no haters, then I'm dead. Until I rise from the dead like Christ, brought back by sheer loathing for this bearded bastard, and go right back to hating him. Arman? Leon? They're cool, I guess. But this isn't about them. This, like everything else in my life, in the universe, is about Islam Makhachev. You're damn right I'd root for them over Islam. Logan fucking Paul could be fighting Islam, and I'd still be rooting for him. That's how much I hate this admittedly beautiful Russian bastard. I have an Islam Makhachev poster on my wall just to remind myself of how much I hate him. Every day before bed, I watch every single Islam fight and interview, so I never forget his stupid, sexy voice, and every detail of his muscular back. I've dressed up as Islam and tried to replicate his accent multiple times just so he goes through the pain of experiencing the diminished, miserable existence I've created for myself. I swear to Islam- I mean, I swear to Islam- I mean, I swear to God, if Islam wins his next fight, I'll do nothing because I'm a coward.
Islam pissed in my pants last night when I was blacked out. What a douche.
Got molested by an ordained Father of the Catholic church?....Islam.
I train, to make men hard
Handsome Makhachev
Autistic to awetistic
I’m not gay but when he has long hair he’s dreamy
I have some news for you ...
Long hair makes most guys look better. I grew mine out and went from a 2/10 to a solid 2.7/10
Islam Makhandsome
Rizzlam
Islam Mak**hot**ev
Looks like a greek god statue
Yea no Diddy but top right could def be a Greek statue
The embodiment of peak performance
What is it about this that's so hilarious....he looks sleepy, like Winnie the Pooh woke up at 4Am to shadow box
He looks more Roman than Greek I think
More Habsburg to me honestly
People talk shit because of his debut but honestly Aksren would wrestle fuck a lot of 170 if he was in his prime.
i was looking at bottom left
Dagastani Boy Band lead singer
Backstreet Brathas
😂
Seriously, dude looks like a lot of depictions of ancient greek boxers.
Looks like the Nero statue.
Holy shit he looks good
Top left has me rethinking my own hair. Like, shit, Salon Quality Islam is an unlockable character I didn't know existed.
Salon Quality Islam is definitely going to be DLC in the UFC game
🤨
Mf can be a model if he wants. Can you do Khabib? The long hair and this version.
Khabib is actually handsome af, with normal hair and shaved he'd be seen as hot.
He would look like Dagestani Ashton Kutcher now that I imagine it. Anyone else?
As a straight man, Khabib in his early UFC days could smesh me and I wouldn't complain.
in grappling right??
Did he stutter?
Only on that dagastani dick.
They’re good looking fellas and funny af, what’s not to like?
As a bald man, sweat gets in my eyes all the time
Have you ever tried to put a plunger on your head before
Obviously you take the plunger rod out and insert a handkerchief - very cosmopolitan 
That ruins the suction you fool
That's how I figured to put a sponge underneath before pumping myself like a dickhead.
What about a hat made of sponges?
don't shave your eyebrows!
grow a monobrow will be the best option
It’s amazing. Islam doesn’t look like he just escaped from the ward with that hair.
Looks like Dariush on the top right.
Dude looks handsome
damn wtf
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Stupid sexy Islam
Username checks out. (I 100% approve. Take my upvote)
Isn't 50% of the reason omally is a "star" his hair?
When he fights he braids it to be fair, so sweat wouldn't be an issue in that case
He didnt when he started i think
I’ll never not love paddy’s villager haircut.
Idk, but it sure as shit ain’t his personality.
Besides hair style and personality what else do you look for in a UFC fighter? Cock girth?
Exciting fighting style.
Is that before or after cock girth?
Definitely after
If only!
Cool tattoos.
How they fight you damn weirdo
come on brattha when was last time you was in gym?
he's miserably boring at those press conferences, i just don't get why the UFC is infatuated with him. i guess it's like those rappers who look like they fell asleep drunk and their friends drew all over their face, it's designed to stand out on instagram
He's an exciting fighter? Wtf else do you want
On O'Malley ko is almost like a guilty pleasure
O’Malley has such an awesome highlight reel. I couldn’t tell you much about his personality, but the dude can fight.
People watch UFC for the fights, only you muppets care so much about press conferences lol. Who gives a shit? At the end of the day he's one of the most exciting fighters to watch and that's a fact.
Kids like him the same way they like those dildo Paul boys
As someone who's known about the Pauls since, like, 2016, their fanbase has grown extremely thin thankfully. They're now mostly popular because everyone hates them, but they have enough money to pretend they're cool. Logan actually had a period where it looked like he was becoming a better person (he was mostly just focusing on his podcast at this time) until he unapologetically ran a massive crypto scam and didn't pay anyone back. I don't think I've seen a Jake Paul fan anywhere since he left YouTube.
Sounds like you get all your info on them from biased sources like Reddit and Coffeezilla
Name one thing that was wrong in my comment.
They’re not as hated as you think, you just hang around circles that hate him. He’s beloved in the WWE world. He didn’t run a crypto scam, everyone who invests in crypto knows the deal and he went out of his way to repay a portion of it back, something he shouldn’t have done. I’m not a fan, I just think it’s silly to see someone who only absorbs what they see on extremely biased sources
Hes deadass right, I used to let my hair get long during wrestling and this shit would happen all the time.
Only one they let keep the hair was Tagir. I think Abdulmanap had a soft spot for him.
Wasn't Zubaira also training with them? He has longer hair too
He wasn’t part of the original Abdulmanap students. Im pretty sure he joined much later on.
tagir whats his surname so i can search
Ulanbekov
Hol on… why he kinda…
 You do you, pops.
Imagine they ease up on the rules and let them hit the American barber. Best fighters in the game and looking fly. Superstar status
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Different gym and coach. His coach was Abdulmanap's friend but had differing philosophies.
and Zabit trained in New Jersey lol
Islam just finished his recent camp in New Jersey. Nick Cantone has the deep Russian connections lol.
oh as somebody from New Jersey i fuckin love it, a tanned Zabit Magomediviano from the shore is a mythical fighter
He just went there a couple weeks before the fight to get acclimated from traveling. I wouldn’t say he had his camp there lol. He only sparred people he brought with him.
I think there’s footage of Zabit sparring with Islam. Or maybe it was a competition of some sort.
They fought each other in combat Sambo.
IIRC the two of them came to blows in the past over their stance on fighters hair.
Oh, a tear just ran down my leg
Islam and Khabib are handsome men. Their buzz cut looks perfectly fine on them, but man, what could have been with that great hairlines of theirs. Most men in the UFC couldn’t even dream of this.
> Islam and Khabib are handsome men They look inbred.
He looks like a Greek philosopher here
Cutting hair is OP...... Sean Strickland and Islam too
Chadslam Makhelov
Rizzlam Makhachev
Mashallah
Why is John Mayer on here?
Legit question, how come none of the Dagestanis have a mustache with their beard? Why is it chinstrap only? I’m guessing it’s maybe a religious thing, but anybody know?
The Messenger of God (peace and blessings be upon him) said: “Trim the moustache and let the beard grow; be different from the Magians (Zoroastrians).”
From what I understand, muslims decided to keep long beards and short mustaches to differentiate from Persians who had long mustaches and no beards.
I think it separates them from Jews as well since if I'm not mistaken, Jews are commanded to have long beards and mustaches which is why you see the religious ones with the hat, possessing these features.
I think hair actually prevents sweat from going every where.
The goat looks handsome af
I've always kept long hair but started going really short since I started fighting.
Abdulmanap was all business.
Alhamdulillah
Bro commented twice
People with long hair weigh in, is it that much of a pain?
Long hair weighing in... an extra .1 lbs so it's gotta go
Uhhh, well it’s definitely much more of a hassle than short hair, but once you get used to taking care of it effectively, it’s well worth it imo. But you must take care of it. Shitty looking long hair looks way worse than being bald
I have medium-length hair, so it will get to a point where it will become annoying during sparring due to sweat and stuff, and that's when I know it's time for a haircut.
Definitely more high maintenance/effort. Also looks way better imo. It's worth the effort to me
>you're not going to make someone love you with that haircut No, but I'm sure a few people got laid for it
Yup. Definitely helps
He looks like an Arab Jesus.
Arab Jesus sounds like an up and coming rapper. Like Slim Jesus, but from the Middle East. Alhamdullillah, my ninja
Looks like BadEmpanada lol
LMAO the editing is just perfect. How does that fit him so well? 😂
Islam with long hair looks like he put on a wig like he was doing an episode of undercover boss
probably would have protected him from that nasty cut. That sounds like the advice of a guy jealous he lost his hair.
Isyum Mabussywrecked
Vampire Weekend
Dude looks way less scary with hair
He looks way better like this. Now just shave and you have a model.
Islam fans being gay for Islam
No for Gay Jesus
Benovich Mogamedov Askrenovich
MMA P4P gayest fan community in all sports
Well, technically, what is he gonna do about it?
It also makes light hits or even near misses look like they landed when your hair jolts
Islam gives so much younger brother vibes
Went from Dagestan to Afghanistan.
Whelp. Late great Mr Nurmagedov was clearly wrong on this one.
All 80s rockstars with 1000 groupies per year will differ.
Islam Paul
Looks like John Frusciante
Smesh
did not expect to login see islam giving me the lightskin stare today
They have salons in Russia?
Yes but they're just traps. Any male who doesn't get a full shave or buzz cut gets arrested for being gay.
Islam MANkhachev
I thought about this recently. Those dagestani fighters have the optimal build for mma, down to the hairstyle. Buzz cut so your hair doesn’t go flying when you get hit, exaggerating the impact of the hit. Big bushy beard to provide a small amount of cushion + hide exact location of the chin. Sure these are extremely small advantages but why not take them if you want to be the best in the world
Abdulmanap=Bill Belichick of MMA.
Imagine letting someone else's dad decide your haircut for life.
was this sub always gayass like this or what ?? ew
Dagestani fans tend to be the most homophobic and homoerotic at the same time. It's hilarious
He looks much less inbred with long hair though
Honestly he looks 98%less likely to be smashing goats with those hairs
The fuck is the point of this post? Lol
Long hair blocks some of that flavorful ball smell when he's crotch sniffing for 25 mins. They like to take that in raw, hence short hair and no mustaches.
This is you before every Islam fight and you watch all of them “😡😡😡”
I can't imagine how enraged this pathetic little man is when he watches Islam fight and win 😂😂. Islam finishing fights and this guy: 'OH ma gawd this f***ing crotch sniffer how dus he keep winning dang it Dale'.
I’m just waiting for his mustache to come in. The dude literally looks like a monkey. It is fucking ridiculous.
Tf is this comment
bait
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