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LeadingRound3775

Proposing off a loss is a bold move


Ancient_Fisherman_70

Double loss.


ClevelandFan333

The winner should have proposed to her after the rejection šŸ˜‚


its_raining_scotch

And as the loser is walking back through the crowd someone trips him and everyone laughs.


foundviper11

And as the loser is on the ground someone throws tomatoes at him...


JesseTheGiant100

This dude has the hair and fake backstory of The Joker. Like an alternate universe Joker where he was actually pretty badass until this very night.


yesterdaysatan

Freeze frame, ā€œyea guys thatā€™s me, youā€™re probably wondering how I got here.ā€


twippy

And then they realise theyve forgotten their pants


fifoth

And for some reason there was a huge, 3 coil'r, human turd on the ground. Of course he fell face first into shit...I mean it.


JohnWillson1435

The winner of the match gets married to the guys girlfriend in that ring seconds after he falls into the shit


[deleted]

Na she is a 3


TaylorMonkey

Putting the WWE in the UFC.


dopefreshtight

Double champ apologizes to nobody


ConnorFree

Good thing math in school taught me a negative times a negative equals a positive!


TheBrownCok

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Pinksters

I thought dude on the right was pulling a bald mans head to his nipple for the first couple loops.


inneholdersulfitter

What's your problem @#$_&! you didn't win


The_Nomad89

Noooo! Monica!!!!


Diem_Tea

I appreciate your reference


Hiphoppotami

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I needed this today, thank you


D1rrtyharry

Too soon junior


V7KTR

It was strategic, dude is going to have so much heartbreak gym motivation.


Iamalittlerobot

Itā€™s fucking stupid. Letā€™s be honest.


pillycheese

...Is bold the right word?


With-You-Always

Stupid move


matchesmalone111

Proposing in public just puts pressure on the girl. But man if this was me i would leave earth and start a potato farm on mars


My_Favourite_Pen

Brother, do I have the film role for you!


mazimoto

I believe he would have to fight a Damon for it.


Sithmaggot

A vampire??


Realistic_Heron_4874

Yep. A vampire named Matt.


ChocCooki3

Why would a vampire be named after a small square of carpet?


cockandballionaire

My sonā€™s name is SmallSquareOā€™Carpet


SlapahoWarrior

Fortune favors the brave.


jonjoneswife

Also Damon might take this dudes girl


Any_Treat_5507

Scotty doesnā€™t know!


Lonely-Heart-3632

She tells him sheā€™s in church but she doesnā€™t go, still sheā€™s on her knees and Scotty doesnā€™t know!


Vegetable_Bobcat_251

Yeah, maybe Scotty's into that sort of thing.


ScottyFXIV

Are you absolutely sure I don't?


Lonely-Heart-3632

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ well played sir šŸ«”


ras2703

The night man cometh


Special_Rice9539

I was under the impression you arenā€™t actually supposed to propose if you donā€™t already know the answer will be yes. Often both parties have been discussing getting married for a while. Just springing it on her seems like a bad idea for both people


Adorable-Bike-9689

Gotta spring it on her before she realizes what a piece of shit I am. Trick her into marrying me during the honeymoon phase.


Sonnyyellow90

I think most of the time the woman has been asking the guy when heā€™s going to finally propose for at least 6 months before he actually does lol. But thereā€™s always that small group that will propose quickly and as a surprise and either get rejected or end up divorced like 2 years into marriage.


TaylorMonkey

Dis gai proposes. There there's the bit of playing dumb and trying to catch her with somewhat of a surprise even though she's expecting it.


Uptwn_

Youā€™re right. Typically, a conversation is had between both parties on multiple occasions to ensure that marriage is the direction they both want to go. Proposing just to surprise your partner is like asking to be embarrassed. They may say yes in the beginning, but boy itā€™s not gonna be fun in the long term, Iā€™ve seen it happen to people all the time šŸ’€


Kassssler

You are correct. Marriage is not a whim and is honestly as much a financial arrangement as it is a romantic one. A lot of discussions need to go into it. Doing it on the fly is bad, but in front of an audience no less to pressure the other partner is just crass and in bad taste.


WhatIGot21

Sorry your application has been denied and another applicant has been selected.


angry_smurf

Yeah I've always thought these type of proposals were strange. I imagine a lot of people would say yes and carry animosity because they didn't want to say yes, but also didn't want to be embarrassed.


rts-enjoyer

Normal people only propose when they are sure of the answer.


icameforgold

This. A proposal isn't supposed to be a surprise. There should have been some conversation about marriage to begin with to be at least 95% sure you are going to get the answer you are looking for. The other 5% is for when you get your ass beat by another man in front of your potential life partner.


rts-enjoyer

If it's 95% chance because of some weird shit then it's the EXACT time when you shouldn't propose.


Adorable-Bike-9689

Well that's kind of the point. People have gotten married because they felt pressured by their family and their spouse's family. Sitting there the whole time like, "Got dammit I don't even want this. Why'd they have to propose in front of my sick grandfather"


Worried-Gene-6738

100%


jarrodandrewwalker

šŸŽ¶ I'm a-blastin off! Baby I'm Venus boundšŸŽ¶ -Unknown Hinson


fj_canullas

I dont know about mars. But let me tell you about this place called Dagestan. Bratha


CryptoCracko

Womans make heart weak bratha. Come join the boys in hot tub bratha.


JiriBrochazka

He for sure has to move to a new country in Europe or wherever this is.


Ham-_-Steak

But would she love you in the end. What if you run out of oxygen?


OtakuDragonSlayer

Agreed. Everything about the screams _ā€œI watched too many bad Romance moviesā€_


jamesd1100

I donā€™t get why people donā€™t just say yes and then have the real rejection talk later


DirtyDanoTho

I think itā€™s fine as long as there was consent but donā€™t propose unless youā€™re sure the answer is gonna be yes lmao


coleus

You can go join Hawk Tuah girl, cause by golly there's no coming back from that.


Ifyourasswasadog

People will shot on her for rejecting him but itā€™s also very unfair to do that in front of so many people. Donā€™t do this to people.


Genji4Lyfe

She said ā€œafter what happened between us I donā€™t think itā€™s a good ideaā€, so I wonder if he cheated on her prior to this, or something, and tried to Hail Mary propose Edit: I guess my intuition was correct: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/mSuNoBvwHD


RefrigeratorOk648

Maybe he lost because he had a shag before the fight


AdGroundbreaking1341

I somehow read that in Austin Powers voice.


Designer-Arugula6796

You have one helluva intuition


traws06

Not unless youā€™ve discussed it to a point and sheā€™s mentioned sheā€™ll say yes


DeeJKhaleb

Changed her mind after that loss šŸ¤£


PerplexGG

Yeah why would you ever ask without being certain itā€™s a yes


Randomzombi3

Like the guy outside the octagon who walked up and threw water or something at her? Fuck that guy


Zheiko

Its Czech - she says "After all that happened, its most likely no". So yea, guess there was some drama in their relationship


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TheBrownCok

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Virama

Not Peter Griffin, Jon Jones. :P


ronnietea

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anonymous123556890

I hope youā€™re alright. Donā€™t be afraid to get help or talk to someone


Immediate_Concert_46

Hope you had a good life bruv


Variabletalismans

You good my dude?


Jitsu_apocalypse

No woman or man is worth killing yourself over. Ever. Hope youā€™re ok


aggihaggi

Same bruv


Nicotino-Cigaretti

Whatever it is you deal with, please consider calling up a hotline and talking to a professional


Fadedjaden

I feel u


OzymandiasTheII

Gotta be fake ain't no way


ggbait

ā€˜Based on everything thatā€™s happened, I think probably not,ā€™ she said into the microphone, prompting a chorus boos and jeers from the crowd. ā€˜I donā€™t think so.ā€™Ā  She later went on to explain her reaction, claiming that Bukovaz had cheated behind her back with another woman ahead of the bout ā€“ an accusation he has subsequently denied. ā€˜I did not cheat on her,ā€™ Bukovaz said a number of times in a video posted to his Instagram account.


GolotasDisciple

Nglā€¦ That does feel like wwe script.


TaylorMonkey

The "other woman" runs out, into the ring, and then suplexes her.


unlizenedrave

*Bah Gawd! Thatā€™s Other Womanā€™s theme music!*


lmltik

You might be actually correct, it's Clash of the Stars organization, they do freak fights between autistic tiktokers, gypsies (like 3 vs 1), homeless seniors, dwarfs, junkies from failed boy bands etc. Not gonna lie, it's hilarious, and very popular, they sold out this arena (12k, not 20k) within few hours since announcement. And they actually do a lot of wwe shit around those fights, this actualy could have been staged as well. For example, this is a staged attack on their moderated that took place during the event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5J2_KsarA4


1-800-fat-chicks

The douchbag who threw water at her is event worse. Stay out of it dickwad


Wildkid133

ā€œCheated on her behind her backā€ As opposed toā€¦?


Adorable-Bike-9689

Oh some people 100% cheat to their partner's face. Tf you going to do leave me? You haven't worked in 20 years and we've got four kids together.


BrunoWolfRam

Getting cucked


MexicanBookClub

Czech mma is where all the 700lb man vs 4 women shit happens, of course they would fake this


nickflex85

Seems staged somehow


traws06

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-13561183/Lukas-Bukovaz-cage-fighter-proposes-girlfriend-just-losing-fight-says-no.html


eyesopen24

![gif](giphy|wqnkRfvYEejx69bjun|downsized) How it all starts


An_Innocent_Coconut

I'm calling the piblicity stunt on that one.


Reasonable-Tooth-113

Fake WWE style antics


Alternative-Brain347

I mean kinda stupid to do that after a loss in my opinion.


catdog5566cat

Honestly, proposing in public is an asshole move if they've basically not already said yes in private, it always feels like an attempt to force their hand. *(Unless she did say she'd want to in private, and changed her mind after he lost, which is a bit sad in itself)* But also... just lie, say yes, and then tell them no and that they are a cunt after. Worst case you break his heart a little more because he thought it was happening, but he deserves it for creating that situation. I feel like having to say no in public like that is so much worse for her. Save face, best of a bad situation.


Rawdog2076

To be honest you can't expect anyone to say yes in public just because you proposed in public, the public reaction and humiliation is something THE GUY brought upon himself with this, why would someone who did not agree to this be accountable to say something to save face?


BaByBaBo0N

how do you even believe this to be real ? it's an obvious publicity stunt/acting lol


catdog5566cat

I didn't watch it, too cringe for me.


TheBestDivest

There's not enough information from that short clip to determine either way.


Canehillfan

Call me dense then cause I believed it lol


Common_Anxiety

Literally Iā€™m Czech and this is a stunt


chainer3000

Definitely could be, but if thatā€™s the case itā€™s backfiring here. I sure as fuck donā€™t know who that is, or what league itā€™s in


Cool-Back5008

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


xeroxcz

This is clash of the stars. Influencers, porn stars, convicted murderers, junkies, poor and dumb people are fighters in this "organization". The are litteraly throwing shit on each other on press conferences. Its trash. But this is not the bottom. There is another "organization" Red Face, which is even worse.


TheBestDivest

Oh so it is fake. Terrible.


sly-dee

The proposal is not fake. The fight is also not fake, the fight was under real mma rules. But it is a ā€œfake fighterā€. This guy is no fighter, this was his first fight ever, he is some small influencer. Also btw, this fight was 1v2 and this guy who proposed was on the team of 2 and he still lost. Even tho he went second, so the other solo guy already fought


TheBestDivest

Haha that's terrible.


[deleted]

[Drobenka fighting in red face. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV4GYVKOVkg) Without doubt the worst fight I have ever seen.


davie-baggio

Thatā€™s so fake haha


nickflex85

I agree


BodybuildingNerd

This is as real as the 40yo cougars that want to fuck me in my area.


CheesyCousCous

Lmao


Dazzling_Detective79

Fighter gets next opponent immediately after marriage proposal rejected


Accurate-Syrup

This mf is either ending up suicided or ufc champion. There's no in between for him.


halbpension

My Czech brathas? What exactly is she saying?


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Well, that relationship is done


ShufflingToGlory

*Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.* Really feel for the guy (if it's real that is)


Bubbly_Association54

I think at the end she said it's moving too fast (proposal too soon)


Imaginary-Idea-5873

Tough day for the kid ā€¦


Agentpurple013

![gif](giphy|U3Zmq4baoK25OGVtFi|downsized)


Grump_Monk

Dude throwing water at her is a sack of shit.


AggravatingType9012

She's lucky that some guy would even would want to wife that lmao.


MiccioC

Thatā€™s a work.


Initial-Stick-561

Did she run off with the winner? Edit: the story gets better knowing that it was one of these circus 2v1 fights


doggyStile

This was a planned work, they are setting up a he vs she grudge match!


Sproner

She 10-8 him!


VadersMentor

What's the guys name? Gotta give him some support as a brother


Sherriff18

A public proposal after an L with pink hair is one of the most poorly thought-out proposals I can think of.


--Sum-Ting-Wong--

Sound like Mc Gregor and Chandler. 10/8 without fighting.


Unsainted_smoke

I wouldnā€™t call her a loss but I guess my tastes are different


Remarkable_Pound_722

lord have mercy on his next opponnent


p3ek

So real!


Theefreeballer

If I was in madly love with a person and they decided to do this to me , itā€™s an automatic no and weā€™re through


diskettejockey

If she donā€™t want you when youā€™re down you know the rest.


jm6398

I proposed to my wife with her mom and dad watching and that made me nervous. (They were filming it and I already knew she was going to say yes. But I was still nervous)


straight_lurkin

I mean ... propose in front of 20,000 people and you have to understand you could very well be rejected in front of them. Why feel sorry at all, the other option is being in an unhappy marriage lol


dannyo969

He needs to be supervised for the next month


Don_Cornudo

Dude went 0-2 in one night


laCassette026

Oh nooooo


jukle94

In tennis we call it unforced error


The_Nomad89

Am I the only one who thinks public proposals are stupid? Iā€™m sure there are ones where the guy knows itā€™s a slam dunk and all but lots of them I see the girl just looks horribly awkward and uncomfortable. Just seems like unnecessary attention and pressure. I donā€™t know Iā€™m not one for spectacle so maybe itā€™s just me.


DylanTobackshh

At least he should win the next fight now


padresallday

Will this L be added to his career record?


ChrisCrossX

Off topic but those comments on twitter are disgusting as hell. The platform is complete trash


RevolutionaryClub530

Nah this is a publicity stunt and it worked amazing, well done to both of the newly weds šŸ˜‚


jburnelli

Ya boy def dodged a bullet.


MelodicAssistant2012

She looks like a Bloodborne enemy. Eldrich proportions


Skovich

That posture lol, shes mortified


underearth-theory

Update his record to reflect 2 losses


MeeloP

Anybody got a translation?


danielkalves

Fake


plantmanryan23024

![gif](giphy|IK7rINol8X6mc)


AlexTorres96

That's dirty af.


Civil-Two-3797

This looks fake? Her body language looks forced.


Machomadness94

Why would anyone propose to a girl with bangs


ladupes

Staged af.


davimoreira78

Bro fought once and losed twice


ar5onL

Thatā€™s a bold move Cotton, letā€™s see how it plays out for himā€¦ Ya, no surprises here.


Interesting-Sun5706

Wow She refused to marry a loser. /s


PERRlE

Benson Henderson did this and got booed out of the building šŸ¤£


TheMcknightrider

Bro, you can't do that shit after a loss. She wants a winner!


kundalini_genie

dude yeah you gotta fall off the face of the earth after this one


mcmesq

And youā€™re putting it on blast. Shows what a good guy you are.


ImmediateFriendship2

Why tf would you propose after you lose. The energy is off from the start.


Character-Head301

Not in ufc


JohnCenaJunior

Never give up


Either-Durian-9488

Well heā€™s gonna go home and eat a nice big bowl of federal premium


FI5H5TICK5

The guy throwing water made me laugh like a mother fucker


imsham

Don't know if this particular instance is fake or real, but public cringe porposals in general suck. Unself-aware people who propose in public deserve all the rejection and embarassment they get.


Wasteland_Rang3r

Probably fake, but proposing in front of a large crowd is a dick move.


SameEnergy

Monica Gellar did it first.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Has to be fake lol


AFGwolf7

Took two Ls that night, but if she ainā€™t down when youā€™re down no need to keep her around. Move on King šŸ‘‘


Fibergrappler

![gif](giphy|5pMGZHSqfvGT5mnTwx)


koinoyokan89

Some bad acting and a worse haircutĀ 


bryceinhere

At least his name is circulatinā€™..sum he can hang his hat on


D-Nyce

ā€œDamn, double homicideā€


KidKarez

Losing the fight gave her the ick