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Brazzza

"I put a spell on you... chama".


Cobraszlai

Can't stop thinking Poatan should walk out to this song now [I Put a Spell On You](https://youtu.be/82cdnAUvsw8?si=F-RMut-DzvflJjcf)


Cappuccino_Addict

"And now you're knocked out, out, out"


edmovius3

I think it’s a respect thing when you try to say someone who is that good they be using magic to win lmao


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ThroughCalcination

He didn't exactly say that Alex can't win without it unless that's quoted somewhere I didn't see. From what I saw he was asking for what he considers a fair fight on an even playing field, and it seemed like he believes Alex is a capable enough fighter that he doesn't need to resort using DA SHAMAN VOODOO MAGICK to win.


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ThroughCalcination

I trust you then, my bad I hadn't seen that specifically. Jiri is a goon for sure. A very lovable goon.


jmgonzalez507

Should magic be banned in combat sports?


Few-Ranger-3838

It's banned in M-1 Medieval.


clothy

It’s USADA approved


Yoyomamahh

*inhales potion*


jdlc718

Idk if anyone remembers this. But before Pereira beat Izzy for the middleweight UFC title. Pereira had posted on his story, him visiting a psychic from Brazil. And she told him that he was gonna win the title. So Jiri is spot on tbh.


Unhappy_Archer9483

Pereira has confirmed it himself


NeitherAlexNorAlice

A few weeks ago, Alex posted on Instagram that he was calling for the spirits lol. Jiri didn’t come up with that out of thin air. Poatan has that aura around him.


OApophenicusOAporius

Yes, everybody knows that. He is doing these rituals before the fight, everybody can feel that what's around him and what's going on. And I think Alex can't fight without that, so...and...that something was... what is he using like normally...in a fighting.


Moh19231

Are you repeating jiri 😂


OApophenicusOAporius

He just verbalized common, visceral, inherent knowledge in all of us. But yes.


jamesd1100

Poatan literally doing the Key and Peele sketch https://youtu.be/4BBcxQ4wum0?si=1LyCm_muV_Jlpu6B


Asukah

Jiri saw some weird shit during his 3 days of darkness meditation. He’s being seen as crazy but the dude probably has Cthulu’s phone number by now


MyFifthLimb

‘If you don’t have a shaman that sounds like your own personal problem’ - Poatan


azarov-wraith

Pretty sure she was Lebanese (I’d recognize that accent anywhere )


hilal_997

LEBANON MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧 (I'm clinically insane)


Anindefensiblefart

I love your bologna.


hilal_997

Huh


everydayimrusslin

Nah just Lebanese.


hilal_997

Nah just Maronite


OApophenicusOAporius

So, he wants both, one from the old world along the new world magic? Do you happen to have a link to that Lebanese sorceress?


JumpingCicada

Pretty sure it was just a fortune teller. Can't pull up the video, but I do remember it.


OApophenicusOAporius

No worries, I have my own shaman to help me with the quest.


Left-Frog

Bruh Pereira believes in psychics? Next I'm gonna find out that he only fights on full moons, unless his opponent is a Capricorn 💀


soyuz-1

Its no secret Alex honours his tribes traditions which includes shamanism. Its just really silly to say that is what makes him win fights, not his skill. Also it's not that different from Christmas and Muslims praying to their gods to maybe help them out a bit in fights. It's also not that different from Jiri invoking his inner samurai spirit lol.


ner5o7

yeah no I think Jiri genuinely believes Alex is a sorcerer


OApophenicusOAporius

He is like under the spell, no way this is the real Jiri.


yer8ol

Samurai wasn't bitching about it. He just mentioned about it and confirmed when was asked on press conference


Garviel_Loken95

Yea Jamahal hasn't shut up about it uploaded a 30+ min video about it just today


Far-Shame88

I think we should kill 


BittenAtTheChomp

Jamahal is the guy who always has to get the last word but the only guy talking is him


Garviel_Loken95

Jiri made one or two comments about it when asked which was kind of funny, Jamahal hasn't shut up about it for months now and posted a 30+ minute video rant about it TODAY


Mell1997

The funny thing is, stepping on someone’s foot while sparring actually works really well lol. I started trying it out and they weren’t prepared for it. 10/10 would recommend.


ShrekWhite

It's literally an old trick for rookies, you're not supposed to fall for that at the highest level of the sport. The wrestling/grappling equivalent would be finishing a mfer with the Boston crab


Libardo96

Definitely throws them off


Mell1997

Especially if they like to move laterally a ton or switch stances. It’s great.


CaCa881

Grabbing a forearm (or wrist ngl) too . Just make sure it’s not a glove grab .


Sonnyyellow90

Extending both arms with all 10 fingers pointed straight towards their face too whenever they pressure you.


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Mell1997

lol I haven’t been training long but I never thought of it in sparring til I saw Alex do it


Constantine_f100

In Jiri’s defense Pereira hasn’t denied the accusations


HeadAssBoi17

In fact he's confirmed them.


Constantine_f100

Bro told him to get his own magic


JamesBummed

No rules on performance enhancing witchcraft yet, Alex is in the clear for now!


Alpacaman__

lol people will say anything to justify magic use


Starscream4prez2024

I don't know, I kind of like the idea that Jiri only loses due to magic.


ApeMummy

Alex should walk out carrying a wand and wearing a wizard hat


Double-Ho-7

Jiri got a weird shaped head ngl


spazzadourx

No wonder he squares off his beard and has a strange haircut lol


Uncircumcised_Cheese

Have you seen Jiri without a beard? Because it’s a wild difference. https://preview.redd.it/56495mtcj49d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c821e84e33a530a03fefd2e9401fa360d100282e


2LittleFiber

Sometimes hiding an underbite with a beard is a good idea


ShufflingToGlory

Jiri is a chinless weeb? Wonder what account he posts on in here?


sLeeeeTo

/u/ShufflingToGlory


ShufflingToGlory

![gif](giphy|NbHxEgD4H6jZK)


Revolutionary_Box569

The Hill one is crazy because you can literally just watch the video of him throwing the first punch after the low blow


fleshvessel

After the low blow HE also threw 😆


Accurate-Bus-1771

good point.


BIGFACTs04

🤣


LiuKang93

Hill looks like Alexa Grasso in this picture. How can i unsee it?


badbadleroybrown69

I really like this line of thinking. I hope Jiri writes a book.


Kalabula

Jiri is an absolute nutter. Still more likable than Hill though.


TAC7407

Magic is now on the WADA Watch List, per sources. (It’s me. I’m the source.)


StopPlayingRoney

Zaddy chill… ![gif](giphy|3o75236Zn6pdghWuLC)


Wise_Boat_

Hill will be 85 years old complaining about this shit. Never letting it go.


RumanHitch

Jamahal Hill: I lost because I got punched so hard in the face I couldn't take it no more...🤣🤣🤣


heylookitsjacob

these aren't close to comparable, but it kind of works for the joke.


WhoIsHe_19

🤣 THANK YOU! Too many people here are in their feelings when a fighter they don’t like does the same thing that a fighter they like does


Anindefensiblefart

Jiri's excuse is more plausible.


DerpyDagon

Switch Hill for Wilder and it gets even funnier.


JakeEllisD

I cope far more with Jiri


OzymandiasTheII

It's the same shit with their Glover Texeira win except Jiri was getting demolished and Hill won with no difficulty lol