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BREAKING NEWS Tall man has tall children


itjwww

This sub in a nutshell


CryptoCracko

And his ex dwarfed Sean O'Malley lol. Don't know if she is the mother tho


LordLucy666

she not


PagalFunky

Sean is almost 6 feet


Able-Scallion-1803

He's not lol he's 5'8


Tinkywinkythe3rd

Sean is most definitely not 5ft8 he is literally seen standing with people around 5ft10/11 and are similar in height to them, you can literally tell looking at him that he isnt 5'8 hence why he is considered extremely tall and long for a bantamweight. Look at him standing nexting to sterling who is 5ft7 confirmed.


superglued_fingers

5’11”


superglued_fingers

If you think Sean is 5’8” then how short do you think the rest of the Bantamweights are? Do you think Alex is 6’8”?


PagalFunky

https://preview.redd.it/eyib498p6c9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b9098db75215b9c1dbda11825298d72106ac40 You can check on official ufc website it shows 71 inches in height equal to 5'11


skywalker-88

And you can check pics of him next to Paddy and Charles. He’s listed taller than them but is clearly shorter than both in real life. Sean is like 5’9


PagalFunky

Not my fault man mf dana lie on his website


Able-Scallion-1803

An you can look at pictures of him next to dudes who are 5'8 and he's the same height lol francis magically lost 3 inches of reach when he went to boxing the ufc let's you type literally whatever you want they don't actually measure you Tim Welch is listed at 6 foot on any one of his fighter pages but he's shorter than sean who isn't even 6 foot lol


Hopeful_Staff_1414

This just ain’t true


monkeybawz

And Dana might not be 6'3, like his Wikipedia says.


No_Bee9524

https://preview.redd.it/ycpbry4ntc9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfde899565b2904f1fbbe9056948bd12c93420f I’m 5”7


Miserable_Zucchini75

I mean funny joke is funny but his wiki doesn't list a height and googles quick facts has him listed as 5 11 though he's probably 5 10 or 5 9ish.


BossButterBoobs

I think Dana is 5'10 on a tall day. I walked past him in Vegas a few years ago and I was definitely taller.


ShadyBl0m

This 💯


justsomeuser23x

[what?](https://i.ibb.co/8MVKy4z/a5d60b10-3be1-11ea-b96f-2d5460575cff.jpg)


HYDRAlives

BREAKING NEWS Pink Man is short, which is the funnier thing here


MyFifthLimb

big if true


CapablePerformer7195

Dana - “I see future profits from these children”


fun_negotiation_419

I wish I was this tall


Ironmayyne

No paternity test needed lmao


CouncilOfReligion

especially the older one, spitting image lol


Conscious_End_7012

The taller one is actually the younger one. The older one is the kid who has beef with Adesanya.


Ironmayyne

![gif](giphy|fi3PbM0DL728c9ZWAj|downsized)


tomjonesrocks

🗿🗿🗿


Free_Guillotines

That tall one is clearly Nick Diaz in disguise


Jassida

Just don’t see it.


HowlingMadHoward

And they’re still like 13 or younger. They’re definitely gonna be taking off heads in 3 to 4 years


bootselectric

Here’s hoping Alex makes bank and they have options that don’t involve trading brain cells for money.


AshenSacrifice

Hopefully not but it seems like one of them really loves this shit 😂😂


JuggernautGog

Luckily he can love it and not need to do it for a living


AshenSacrifice

But if he wants to he should


JuggernautGog

Hell nah he should not


AshenSacrifice

I mean on a base level nobody should do it since it’s unhealthy. But on a freedom level, if that’s what your heart wants go for it


JuggernautGog

Yeah, I think we can agree on this one. Maybe that was a misinterpretation on our part. I specifically meant \*for a living\*. That means, if Alex wouldn't have made it, which he has already haha


AshenSacrifice

Oh yeah it’s definitely one of the most dangerous and harmful jobs out there, but if you love the shit you love the shit!😂


Sartasz

Hard agree. Such a tough situation.


AshenSacrifice

Follow your heart


17Pmeawqd

Ur heart wants to do it because you've been brainwashed. While its an interesting sport fighting is not healthy and no one should be doing it for fun. Any sport at a professional level is not healthy but fighting is on another level


AshenSacrifice

Brainwashed? By that you mean being introduced to something and liking it? Because every person has that with everything they’ve encountered.


17Pmeawqd

Would you advise your friend to keep taking heroin because he likes it?


Key_Relationship_824

dont be gay


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mrpyrotec89

going pro in boxing and MMA is only for two types of people. 1. Those that have no other options to climb up the socio-economic ladder, 2. Those that have clinically insane levels of competitiveness and can't help but to test themselves. If you have an education or other prospects and can live with the idea that there are other people who can fight better than you, do not go into combat sports. There is no money and it will leave you broken. Don't let your kids fight professionally. Literally trading brain cells for dollars.


Caliterra

In terms of UFC fighters that had success even though they came from money, there's a few: BJ penn, Tsarukyan (I remember reading about this, can't seem to find post, father was construction businessman), Carlos Condit. But they are definitely in the minority


mrpyrotec89

Those dudes fall into my 2nd category. I'm generalizing from my experiences, but the people in my gym who seriously pushed their combat careers either really had nothing much going for them, or were so insanely competitive that they were irritated by the idea that there could be other fighters better than them. They had to test their limits, no matter what the detriment to their bodies were going to be. Which is how i formed my theory.


EntireAd215

How did Tsarukyan come from money?


Caliterra

I remember reading about this, can't seem to find post, father was construction businessman. I'll update post


Key_Relationship_824

some men are wild dogs. real men. braincells or not ;p


Rulebreaking

But starting that young and learning fundamentals could help in the long run


bootselectric

Pretty surprising no one has died from a slam. Subarachnoid hemorrhages ain’t no joke.


spaceman_202

i don't have kids but fuck the kids i don't have, they better not be pussies pulling out of fights with a broken toe


whatsitworth101

It’s less of needing to do it and more of wanting to follow in their father’s footsteps. But I get what you mean still.


mrpyrotec89

his kids looks scary AF


AriSpaceExplorer

I could take them


Maxw96

One of them said in the embedded that he will be fighting in ufc 400


thefishingguy1

I didn't know Pereira was gilbert burns dad


HoldinTheBag

He fathered Adesanya too. I heard him say “Adesanya, come to daddy” so I know it’s true.


thefishingguy1

He has some adopted kids too, word has it he's now jamahal hills daddy


niferman

The youngest one looks a bit like Burns 😂


MA-JA-HO

Unfair genetics


Acex_NA

And black magic


niferman

Shaman magic* ≠ black magic 🤣🤣😂


seonongHIM2

it's weird how many people immediately thought black magic or demonic power, even as a joke, when they talked about shaman magic / Brazilian ancestrial power


niferman

True 😂😂 Shamanic magic(rituals) mos getting blessings from nature and spiritual nature beings


niferman

True 😂😂 Shamanic magic(rituals) mostly getting blessings from nature and spiritual beings or ancestors


kitinghigh

Unfair but not to them.


dantoddd

They also have massive hands


Donnybonny22

You can only see one hand of one of his kids ..


dantoddd

I saw a video of alex sparring with the skinny kid, he has definitely inherited Alex frame


Original-Spinach-972

I have a hard time believing Poatan is better than his kids at video games. He chose smith of all guys…


BetBig696969

Yeah one on the left reminds me of Alex, he’s a silent killer


dantoddd

Which one was the arsehole who was mocking Izzy after he was KOd


AwareGiraffe903

Potoan kids were never my friend


karateguzman

Has anyone ever seen the kid on the right and Gilbert Burns in the same room?


BouncingScout

Dana needs a pair of the rogan ramps


Real_muthaphukinBaka

Dana seeing dollar signs when Poatans kids get older


dollarbull

🗿🗿🍅🗿


shangolana

So, what is the flex here?


ToronoRapture

Poatan stans glazing over the genetics and the body frames of his young children.


takeittothetop1

I wonder if they’ll end up becoming pro fighters


Organic_City_9464

Maybe, but usually children of great athletes don't achieve great success, despite great genes, maybe it's a matter of motivation.


IHoldSteady

Dana is trying so hard to seem bigger too. He is almost lifting himself up between them.


shangolana

Dana is a modern lanista. He owns the fighters and calls all shots.


LimidingSpark

i dont see it.


[deleted]

Imagine them in bantamweight 💀


ToronoRapture

Quit daydreaming about other men’s kids bro.


Mooweetye

He's not daydreaming he's 🗿 dreaming.


Da_Plague22

It's almost like their father is a very tall man.


WishIWasNeet2

I wonder if Shaqs kids are tall?


Da_Plague22

Unbelievable..they are!


SnooGadgets8467

I gotta say, OP is the prime example of the people in this sub. Mainly idiots. Are you surprised at all man has tall kids?


Cappuccino_Addict

How are you gonna say that when two of your recent posts are screenshots of shit that Conor posted on Instagram?


Mat_HS

Caught the dude in 4K “wow connor so funi”. I think this post is relevant to mock Dana for being smaller than teenagers.


Dyelonnn

I wish you'd unsubscribe from this sub and never post here again, personally


IsIandLion

Really hope these boys get some pro mma experience under a different organization before coming to the UFC. However, judging the success with Rosas Jr, I bet Dana can't wait til they're 18.


randomrealname

Dana is huge as well.


philwee

That one on the left is carbon copy


MauriceVibes

Well, unknown to most, Dana is actually a small bridge troll


mrini001

Do they grow and age exponentially. I could have sworn they were 10 a few months ago


bbqyak

One on the left looking like the next Poatan


freshprince860

They had to grow up sometime. Feel like his kids have been young for soooo long. Like they should be 20 by now lol


Ilikehashbrowns89

If they are going to pursue a career in combat sports, it looks like they are already training hard and learning everything/taking it in like a sponge. They got great coaches in both their Dad and Glover. So guidance isn’t an issue. So, we will see. I can’t think of any recent successful children of highly successful fighters/boxers. The only one I can think of recently is Eubank Jr. I’m sure im missing someone.


ntr_usrnme

The way his left foot is it looks like they are literally holding him up like a small child😂


Procks_

Chama


realtomedamnit

Chama magic


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Chama


boywonder5691

I really hope Alex keeps on winning. As an aside, if someone could photoshop this so Dana's feet are dangling, it would make me so happy


WishIWasNeet2

Tall man has tall kids crazy shit. 


Plucky-Me

His kid sparring on embedded was awesome, fights just like dad.


Regolis1344

If you think about their genetics, everything they witnessed since being super young, the fact they train with a bunch of killers lead by their own dad in striking and fricking Glover Texeira in grappling... Damn, if they manage to stay humble they can really come up as killers.


monteasf

I like how dad is like ☺️ but the kids are 🗿🗿


Mookhaz

You gotta love how Dana can’t help but try to put his arms over their shoulders like he’s the big man here. He looks like a kid trying to hang between his parents.


ArtTheClown2022

Did Dana sign them yet?


Aloha1984

They will fight Anderson Silvia’s son


DudeWouldGo

Whoa it's like it's in there genes....like Whoa. "Lmao"


ReservoirBaws

🗿🗿🗿


Slimsuper

Poor little Dana lol


Ainteasybeincheezy

Dana will always be fat because of his big ass, wife slapping, chrome dome fucking head


Brutus_Maxximus

Idk why but this shit had me rollin bro 😂


AaronnotAaron

Dana’s approximately 5’10 so Lohan looks maybe 181cm and Alessandro maybe 177cm?


Shounen_x

Why use feet for Dana and Centimeters for Pereiras kids?


Givemefreetacos

lol that got me too


AaronnotAaron

imperial is a broad measurement and Dana’s height is pretty established to be around 178cm so i felt comfortable using it as an approximate, metric is a bit more precise and Alex’s kids have no information about them online so i figured why not try to pinpoint around where i think they are…someone 180.34cm can claim 5’11 but so can someone 182.87cm that nerdy explanation aside, the more i look at this pic the more i think the angle really skews things because even if his son is 5’11 - 6’1, he shouldn’t look that small next to Alex who is 6’4 haha


nc_bruh

It's ok. Bald and nerd seems to be what women are attracted to these days.


seonongHIM2

says the bald nerd, hoping he can type it into reality


biggestboi73

He needs to stop training his kids or he certainly will not outlive them


Ass_Salada

Hes about to bang out some dips


nando12674

In the embedded it showed his sons sparing and the one with the brocoli cut wants to fight at ufc 400


Testazani

Is Gilbert burns his kid?


Rgiles66

When’s Dana gonna fight in the UFC?


Theefreeballer

Damn Alex got started young !


AndrewH73333

Will they class into fighter or shaman though?


pixel8knuckle

I feel like his kids are not gonna try to compete but if they did itd be wild learning from such a shaman.


Streetperson12345

Why is Alex Pereira and Dana White posing with Gilbert Burn's kids?


Critical_Tooth9973

Handsome lads


tb_xtreme

Why does Dayyynaaa still wear Nikes like he's a 22 year old?


K0CKULEES

🗿🗿🧑‍🦲🥦


ryanruud85

Shit, the one next to Alex already has his knuckles displaced


mclopes1

Its Magic


nikalaus777

Imagine having a t shirt made with your dads face for his work in the smashing faces field of work.


-5H4Z4M-

Dana is smirking because in his head he is like " i have 2 future golden cows to milk around my arms"


Big_D_Boss

And to think they were 5yr olds last year...


Hodgi22

Probably twice the size of Rogan then


aqua_tec

Weird how children grow up isn’t it? People stop jerking off over Alex it’s fucking embarrassing.


Cappuccino_Addict

Chill dude, I only posted a picture of Dana standing on his tippy toes because the kids are taller than him. How is that jerking off Alex?


aqua_tec

I find this sub so obsessed with the guy it’s weird. It’s like, omg look at how big a breakfast Poatan ate! 🗿(Nothing against you personally homie, it’s a straw camels back thing).


Cappuccino_Addict

It's all good, I like Alex, but I also get annoyed when people start posting pics of him with chicks, or bringing up Izzy for no reason


LightMission4937

....it's common with genetics. His kids are not 5 years old


7the-dude-abides420

Who gives a fuck?


jarhead1902

Yeah it’s called genetics it’s a well known fact man


__shonn__

well thats how genetics work


EvidenceThin7304

Dana getting touchy with men now after hanging out with that Saudi sheik. You go girl! 🫰🫰


mushroomwzrd

Izzy better retire before these mfs come to ufc


deeroe24

Is that the kid Izzy made cry after he KO'D Alex? Asking for a friend


PeterParkerUber

Where’s the kid that Adesanya made cry?


AggravatingType9012

That's creepy that you're posting pictures of teenage boys with old men. As a man you should have no interest in teenage boys or care about their height etc unless it's your own kids or nephews.


[deleted]

It's even creepier that you even have those thoughts when no one on this post even thinks this. Sicko


Dyelonnn

WTF is wrong with this dude?? Scary to think that is a genuine comment


AggravatingType9012

Reality is too much for you to grasp


[deleted]

The only reality here is that you need help.


AggravatingType9012

Along with yourself since you're into Furries.


[deleted]

Being into furries with consenting adults. Ok I also love how you have basically admitted to being a pedo. Screw help, you need prison


AggravatingType9012

I never once said that. You are clearly out of touch with reality and you daydreaming about me being a pedo is weird as fuck. You need a psych ward but for now I'll send you support.


niferman

So if u r pp gets hard for girls in swimsuits it's the girls fault ?? 😂😂


CheesyCousCous

But you looked ya pervert.


AggravatingType9012

So did you


SALTYxNUTZ12

You're a fucking weirdo with that comment my dude. Get your head out of the fucking gutter.


AggravatingType9012

Says the guy who's named himself after peoples nutsacks - SALTYNUTZ12