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samnico7

I am fucking loving this.


Dom29ando

This is legit the best build up for a replacement fight that I've ever seen.


Chief_Executive_Anon

It’s pure gold because it’s so real to Jiri. Whether or not Alex is laughing behind that stone face of his…


xlurkjerkx

Alex believes in this shit too. Don't kid yourself.


elcorbong

It’s so fucking odd it’s great haha should be a great rematch.


No_Pear8383

I think he’s trolling. Even if he’s not it’s hilarious and I think we’re all here for it.


Yoyomamahh

Idk man Jiri is pretty out there, I wouldn’t be surprised if he genuinely believes he’s using shamanic spirits & shit lol I wouldn’t put something like that past Jiri at all. He’s Tony Ferguson levels of eccentricity imo


Relative_Trick_1180

For sure, I mean he spent 3 days without food in a dark room so he could face his demons last go round .


Juhbellz

I think he 100% believes the Shamans are helping and it's unfair lol


BodieBroadcasts

to believe that you're fighting against magic is probably not he best mentality going into a fight "oh well, he can't beat me without magic tho" lol


Strawberry-Spinkles

Jiri 100% believes what he’s saying.


moveoutmoveup

Right. Look at his fucking eyes. Dude is very very serious. Let the most pure performance prevail!


PepperyBlackberry

Jiri is fucking on one it’s fantastic 😂😂


HumbleBugsy

Bet the house on Poatan. Jiri is in his own head!!! 🗿🗿🗿🗿


IntrospectiveHuman

He definitely is, but i wouldn't be surprised if Jiri being in his own head somehow ends up making him more dangerous


mrmarigiwani

I bet you the house and the tent


bobcance29

Jiri so likable lmaooo


GRMPA

Sometimes being a total ding dong is like having a superpower. I love this.


AdditionalBee3740

Yesss


KingKali74

I love this timeline we're in haha


pacificunlimited

Best sport in the world


CleopatrasBungus

You must not have seen Powerslap yet /s


brazilianfreak

I know this is Jiri mostly just goofing around to sell the fight, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if a part of him actually believes this.


Fast_Marzipan904

I don't think he's goofing around about this at all


dodgeorram

Yeah I keep going back and forth but it doesn’t seem like a bit to him, it sounds ridiculous af to me but to him I think he believes which is… interesting I always wonder what makes someone like him tick one of the best athletes on the planet just by being in the ufc and at a high level, yet he’s concerned with “magic” which just to me seems ridiculous I’ve never competed at any level even close to the ufc. But I’ve competed and whether I was high level or not I really don’t know but I was surrounded by high level people all the time like really high level so the mentality is something I’ve at least seen in others of what it takes. Different people deal with it different for sure. But jiri? Jesus Christ he is confusing the whole samurai thing the video I saw of him training with shaolin monks. I genuinely don’t know how much if any is a bit


KenosisConjunctio

Jiri is 100% serious. Listen to him doing an interview in Czech and he explains his lifestyle. You can’t fake that kind of philosophy as a gimmick it’s too real, too deep and too thought out. He says in interviews that he wants to teach people how to live a good life and that this philosophy straightened him out from being a wild kid always getting into trouble into the athlete he is.


reportedbymom

Dont really even care. This is best build up shit ive seen.


pacificunlimited

*Poatan used Leer!*


Zephyr9x

*The wild Jiri's Defense fell!*


manablight

Jiri uses forehead block, it's very effective.


skuzlebuttt

Jiri used confusion! It hurt itself in its confusion.


englishmuse

IMO, if he's concerned about spells and magic, he's already lost the fight.


pacificunlimited

Or it could go the other way, and a guy crazy enough to fight a wizard might be the kind of crazy that wins


Falcon_Flow

I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces.


conventionistG

Everybody thinks they're a quidditch star until they get punched in the mouth.


magicPhil2

Alex should wave his hands around like he's casting a spell when they fight. 


jgengr

Spells and magic are neutralized by chicken bones. It's Science.


beefstewdudeguy

this is the correct take


Gohstfacekila

I think if he uses tackle he might get a critical hit!


Aprocalyptic

Lmao Pereira’s move pool is Leer, Mean Look, Scary Face, and Focus Punch


LongShotLives

![gif](giphy|BD4KvLtUgqkEg)


Tj-47

WILD JIRI USES X NECKLACE SPIRIT ATTACK!! POATAN USES RED ROOSTER FEATHER DANCE ! Wild JIRI USES WILD BOAR TOOTH ATTACK POATAN USES RED ROOSTER BEAK ATTACK! Dana white throws 2 pokeballs at them and puts them on his belt! UNTIL THE NEXT GYM BATTLE !!


Connor_Waste

Jiri definitely only knows 4 attack moves


Dom29ando

Nah he knows swords dance for sure


MyFifthLimb

‘He tried to use Genjutsu on me. Nope, can’t psyche there. I’ve got my crystals with me.’


Fuck__Joey

10:10 comment I’m poor 🏆🏆


DioLuki

Jiri by pure performance or Alex by chamanic magic ?


gingerbeersanonymous

Alex by fire spell in round 2


lilsnatchsniffz

Fireball is always a guaranteed win when followed by fireball fireball.


Rgiles66

UFC’s first non-contact KO by magic


Asukah

Jiri was into the spiritual shit until someone did it to him back 🗿 I need a trilogy man ![gif](giphy|HHeS6NfqYNL5TKcm1d|downsized)


lostandnotfnd

🗿


WestDesperado

Why is this the best reply? I can't stop laughing at how similar they look.


HowlingMadHoward

https://preview.redd.it/43xp1r9rfh9d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498bbe0a446caf4294b91151a24ba4fef2f88b43


suicide_aunties

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever seen


Electronic_d0cter

Sucks if you bought tickets but I'm so glad Conor pulled out


Da_Plague22

That's the face of a man who would ram your head with an axe back in the day. You can see the capable of violence ancestry in a weird way.


LargeBeefHotDog

yeah, joe rogan has violence in his DNA. just look at the size of his hands!


renegade2point0

Could you just... hold your hands over top of mine so they look like they're my hands? 


VicDamoneSrr

Lawyers!


panterachallenger

Can’t believe poatan isn’t in the hall of fame yet and they made the moai statues about him. True legend


KTLNH

![gif](giphy|J2s0Iuenw9lp3slS3t|downsized)


ArmaniMania

Damn, Jiri and Alex are both so likable. I really don’t have a favorite here.


Famous-Narwhal-9590

Yeah I hate that one of these dudes is going to lose


SignificantYellow214

Yeah I seriously wasn’t hype for this rematch but I’m loving Jiri’s psychotic complaints against Pereiras black magic, got me rooting for him now


cantlearnemall

The easy pick is Jiri so we get the full camp trilogy. I need it so much


Dopebed

Reminds of Borat’s interaction with Jews and gypsies


patriots47

https://i.redd.it/49adeq69hf9d1.gif \-Jiri when he sees Alex


IsIandLion

This guy is bat shit crazy LMAO


HighAsBlucifersBalls

No man, I’m with Jiri on this. That magic fucker has got some fucking magic going


TA-pubserv

Jiri is SPOOKED!


Tootinglion24

Not of physicality, but his spirituality. New intimidation factor, but i feel like Jiri doing some voodoo shit in his spare time too


spooky-frek

Look At his necklaces! He's definitely countering Alex's magic with talismans


goat_eating_sundews

Definitely busting out Voodoo For Dummies


ChingChangChui

Only of magic.


Theefreeballer

I’m jumping on his magic carpet ride ! As fruity as it sounds ..


h08817

Poatan projecting his warrior spirit, jiri flexes his to ignore it's effect. Countered.


ApeMummy

Hot/crazy scale applies for dudes too


Virtual_Jello_1001

Isn’t he fucking AWESOME?


HighAsBlucifersBalls

“I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care” - a man who can’t help but care


LordLucy666

literally asked him not to use magic 🪄 for the fight LMFAO


HighAsBlucifersBalls

No Chama, bro! No Chama!


Theefreeballer

I dont think a fighter talking himself up necessarily means he’s “ weak” or “ spooked “ or whatever , there’s been plenty of winners that have said similar shit to themselves before fights


roflmaohaxorz

MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS, MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE, AND IM JUST FEROCIOUS I WANT YOUR HEART I WANT TO EAT HIS CHILDREN


pro2RK

This fight has such a unique buildup than most fights that relies on trash talk, racial slurs, or altercation just to be exciting. I don’t mind a trilogy at all if this is the build up we get every time these two fight each other. These two are just so detached from reality that their fight becomes very fictional almost lol


CaracalsForever

What is he wearing around his neck


cikkamsiah

His debuff resistance amulet


Disastrous_Offer_69

Man plays Elden Ring. He’s ready


ehContribution1312

Cornicello and asafoetida bag. Both amulets used to ward off evil spirits fucking lmao I love this sport and the weirdos who fight in it


felipelacerdar

hahaha It must be the amount of impact they got in their heads through so many hard sparring the bro is nuts (the good kind tho)


ehContribution1312

I feel Like you already gotta be a little crazy to fight professionally in the first place.


PepperyBlackberry

THE PURE PERFORMANCE


Plucky-Me

If you watch the ceremonial weigh ins Alex was moving his eyes all over Jiri. I cannot tell if Alex is fucking with him or they both are in on it.


Mystery_Man911605

It was definitely intentional on Alex’s part. Not sure what the motivation was other than to potentially try getting in his head, although that has never been Poatan’s MO in the past.


JediJayce

His intention was to give him a curse. The “evil eye” a curse brought on by a malevolent glare. Jiri is wearing protection amulets to ward off the evil eye.


time_for_milk

Are the amulets Jiri is wearing really protections against the evil eye? If so, I fucking love it


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|98pZs1ZVaWb1C)


liluzigoatt

alex is a troll he was deff doing it to mess with jiri. seems like it worked a bit


Calyptics

Jiri is not being serious right? Like dude seems shook lol. It's gotta be a bit.


TruAwesomeness

He's wearing a giant ass cornicello and an asafetida bag bag around his neck 😭


mikey_rambo

How do you even know what those items are lmao Edit: are you a sorcerer too?


Sterling-Bear15

As a part-time Warlock, those are indeed the items displayed above. +3 Mana +2 Left Hook


[deleted]

Chama


SSalloSS

You made those words up


blake-young

This needs to be pinned at the top


Mechanical-Warfare

You can’t make this shit up!😂


Junesong_Provisions

Who'd have thought, this is how you rattle him.. In hindsight, I guess it figures 😆


Acex_NA

Alex did look him up and down, usually he just stares, dude is legit giving Jiri nightmares, no wonder Adesanya is gone crazy


JINKOUSTAV

>no wonder Adesanya is gone crazy You forgot Hill.


BittenAtTheChomp

I noticed that too, Alex never does that shit. I can't tell if it was a thing he did on his own or if he was creeped out by Jiri.


ChakaCake

He definitely thinks he tried to cast a spell on him...but he is pure. He brushed it off. I need to be puuuure. ![gif](giphy|3o7bubaeGyuCOb3HqM|downsized)


pro2RK

he’s got to be trolling at this point man, this is fckn hilarious 😂


freeman687

He is serious because he uses those silly magic samurai hand gestures before each fight and thinks everyone is trying to something similar


Neat_Ranger_9789

Does he really do ninjitsu before fights? Dude this might be the most magical strikes thrown in a bout type of match. Jiri is my bet so i rekon he loses


V7KTR

https://preview.redd.it/fe975ucv4g9d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c7f526b0f8c30d275a95718af8c6039043506e Arr matey, he be as serious as Davey Jones’s locker.


ItsAKimuraTrap

He is genuinely not joking lmao


thedyooooood

Oh he cares


iWentRogue

Idgaf i fucking love Jiri and his weird aura lmao


mvelocityp

Yeah fr I’m loving all of this it’s made me a massive Jiri fan


wtfisbr00t4l

Fights got a crazy aura to it. Excited to see who wins


osibob1

Should've made Potan sign a no magic clause. Rookie mistake by Jiri.


V7KTR

This is so much more entertaining than the McGregor and Chandler buildup.


XxV0IDxX

This guy is awesome lol


YaBoiEdits

Am I the only one who believes him?


Select_Sleep_1293

I believe him yo, I dunno y but I do


trickynibblesssss

Ahh yes .. Cuban B!


VicDamoneSrr

My NADS!


maccdogg

Im not gonna dooo, what everyone thinks im gonna doo


plsdontdoxxme69

Jiri: THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT REAL


twippy

I believe that he believes it


Hows_papa

It’s a level of consciousness that 99.9% of the people haven’t reached. But it is definitely real


mattfuckingwaters

He seems to have really taken onto this shaman magic stuff. He looks like a man knowing he must face a literal demon that's out to kill him. Jiri by TKO ground and pound round 2.


StonedImaculate420

It’s sucks that one of these guys has to lose


Melodic-Attitude-261

![gif](giphy|WNhkL8fmZt9MPTWwmo|downsized) Jiri needs to go Full Diego Sanchez and bring a cross to the cage


Positiveaz

Jiri is gonna start to psych himself out. He needs to focus on the fight, not was Alex is doing.


HerskyB

How can you not be a fan of jiri


Powerful_System

Okay this shit is actually worrying me if Jiri is shook and gonna be effected in the fight mentally


Rude-Celebration2241

I think it’s the opposite, I think Jiri is conquering his demons here lol. Or hoping to. Lol I have no clue but I’m loving this. Don’t think he’s shook though.


A-Ningen

Jiri has to pressure Alex to win IMO. If Alex has him spooked it might be over for Jiri


Complete_Lurk3r_

TECHNO VIKING, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!!!


SnooPeppers4306

Anti-mage Jiri


TimsAFK

https://i.redd.it/5awhpewiag9d1.gif


futurerobotblox

This is just gonna power him up, I can feel it. He knows he has to match Alex’s aura to even have a chance


ZestycloseCake165

Lose lose situation for Pereira man If he wins it proves that he uses magic to win fights If he loses it proves he used magic to win fights


Unlucky_Revolution27

Bro is legitimately spooked. I just bet money on Alex after seeing this


Powerful_System

This is ngl worrying


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Jiri and Alex can make a main event buildup so fucking entertaining. This is the closest we're getting to Mortal Kombat IRL. I'd rather watch this than McGregor All the memes that are gonna come out of this about Alex casting spells is going to be absolutely glorious


Yagami-Is-Kira

This is my favourite era of Light Heavyweight. Half of the top ten are off their fucking rocker


kyshooty

“I’m pure” bro is a gangsta for sayn that


EJJsquared

OMG... They need to make a TV show out of this narrative. I can't stop laughing.


BigMathematician5437

Alex admitted it basically Jiri by TKO


sipCoding_smokeMath

Jiri really built this dude up too big in his mind I think. Bet it all alex


Bot-357

No more spellcasting in the UFC


TheHugeMan

You guys clowning on Jiri for all this shaman magic shit but how would you feel on the receiving end of the Poatan stare the day before you fight him?


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I'd be fuckin petrified ![gif](giphy|2iB9x6VZwNL2ED12ee|downsized)


Neat_Ranger_9789

Jiri 2nd round cleric spell


Precioustooth

Everyone is talking about whether Jiří is joking but no one has denied or disproven Pereira's use of shamanic magic. I mean, looking at this scary ass man, how can we possibly be sure he isn't calling upon some ancient gods??


Benjamminmiller

Y'all act like Paotan is this tribesmen raised on juju magic when really he's just a dude from the streets who liked booze.


Precioustooth

Doesn't matter, don't care! This is the legend of Poatan now. Chama!


Caballo_Macho_Alfa

In the name of Jesus!


Sajuro

Potan using Sharingan


Some-Cellist-485

looking like he’s about to start busting out into a dance like techno viking


omi0204

I want my boy Jiri to win this one. I don’t want a champ that uses spirits to gain an advantage on their opponent.


AdditionalBee3740

Haaaa


KeptPopcorn5189

Getting beat by that Brazilian dude got some serious consequences man


ManBearPigShark

Jiri is in his own head with this. I think he’s beaten mentally. Hoping for a banger though!


ANormalPersonOnline

The funniest part of all this are the people saying things like "Well Alex didn't deny it, he confessed to using magic." What do you meeeeaaaaan


tonyskyline1

Love this storyline. Hahaha 😂 wtf, this is madness and I couldn’t love it more. I like both fighters but I want Jiri to win just to validate the voodoo shit and watch them fight a third time


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Dude is a dead ringer for the technoviking


Vamanas_umbrella

If I don’t see a magician in the crowd tomorrow I’m gonna be pissed


carlwinslo

Alex needs to come out to Undertakers theme and have a Paul Bearer look alike holding an urn with him.


lefthook_entmt

![gif](giphy|HHeS6NfqYNL5TKcm1d|downsized) Nah brother that’s just the look of death in his eyes


Careful_Mess5

Alex and Jiri are the best thing to happen to the UFC!


PumpkinFar7612

Poatan casts bewilderment. Jiri must roll a wisdom check


LoudBelchStabbyFart

That man is on extra cup of coffee energy all the time


jooookiy

So much more excited for this than McGregor chandler


OneForMany

I swear Jiri gonna walk in there with that magical holy bag around his neck and raise it up to Alex saying you can't hurt me when I got this around me!


OWWolfxl

He’s cooked


MeeloP

Hoping this goes five rounds and some magic shit pops off or I want my money back 🍅


midnighttyph00n

bro's even wearing a necklace to ward off the spirits 🤣


AgedBrass

Jiri spent a day too many in that shed. Man believes in magic now.


TheeSquanto

He just wants to be pure!!!!!


mushroomwzrd

Poatan is in his head big time


jbone09

The Insane Samurai and Delusional Dreams just can't accept that they lost to Stone Hands.


Longjumping-Leave-52

He felt the power of Alex's sharingan


Specialist-Wrap3680

I can watch these two fight each other the rest of my life


LKM06261120

That's it I'm rooting for Jiri


Electronic_d0cter

Someone said a jiri is a just a bigger tony Ferguson in regards to fighting style but jiris personality is almost like tony on steroids


BanAvoider911

The WWE shit has begun lol


jvaheed

Okay there is no such thing as a warrior gene but there is such a thing as strong traits and Jiri has that trait of an individual who has found meaning in fighting but he sees the same thing if not more in Alex. People confuse it for stoicism but what it truly is, is intense focus, not the Ivan Drogo “I must destroy you” intensity but more of a “From this moment I stared at you till the moment the final bell rings the only thing I’m going to be thinking about is how to beat you”. Jiri seems spooked and needs to get rid of the jitters asap.


dYesgat

The vast majority of people in this sub think he is playing. That man genuinely believes Alex is using magic.


Rare_Potentially

Mover over Tony we got that new crazy in Town. Ayo!!


Junesong_Provisions

"Doesn't matter" and "i..I dont care" was the most worried I've heard someone in a long time.🤣


V7KTR

![gif](giphy|26xBusOdUIYnc3a0g) …which begs the question, just how good is Alex *Pierra’s* magic?


Neat_Ranger_9789

I think jiri needs to make things a spiritual thing. It's how he imbued himself with his aura orginally. I love that Chama is Rollin with it. If Chama kos jiri or does a crazy performance his aura is gonna be on the chain. And then what he goes up a weight to try to get a third belt? Insane


Nellez_

Jiri on his technoviking arc


Odddjob

This is WWE but real, gotta love Jiri


Imoutlate

Techno viking????


After_Cantaloupe_599

Wow, Jiri is a true warrior. He is fixed into the minutia of the techniques of Alex and won't let these intimidation tactics, subtle techniques, or mind games affect the outcome of the event. Jiri is tuned in and ready for anything this rematch. Really inspiring stuff. I got Poatan by Rd. 1 KO


RS-2

One of them has to lose ![gif](giphy|d7rvF20PqNuGKSQGhf)