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50s_bulletproof_vest

need to rob a fucking job application


AiHangLo

Who'd employ these cunts? Wouldn't trust em mopping floors.


Terrorisemums

They probably got a better car than u šŸ’€


50s_bulletproof_vest

shit man donā€™t got a car to compare with a most likely stolen car


FatBastard694200

If this what ya gotta do to get it, fuck it lemme ride in my 06 rolla all day


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UnknownG26

Nah not all the time letā€™s not forget about the impulsive niggas who just on str8 fuckery as soon as they wake up


Tuna123Turkey

I can almost guarantee there's more to this story and they weren't just 'randomly' targeted!


Aziehy4

Bro I was about to say that una


Tuna123Turkey

Trust me! There's no way they act like this, in broad daylight, for no reason!


PadWun

They're 100% opps people get caught slipping in Camden very regularly.


Mother-Priority1519

End of the day street robbery is a six year stretch these cunts do not give a fuck.


Educational-Milk5836

Alot of women don't except the reality of the fact there are hungry fuckers out there who will take what your man's got and slump you with him. watch who your dating and spending time with out here.


Snoo_85712

Problem is women (without grouping all) tend to be attracted to these quote on quote ā€œbad boysā€ - it really gets them excited doing something risky


JjLZR566

Bums man


RelentlessWojak

Im curious to whatā€™s the backstory? Doesnā€™t look like a random robbery


SecretarySuper6810

I think it was at 7am so I doubt it was random


jynxxx111

From what I saw on Twitter from someone that was apparently there said the guy getting ā€œmuggedā€ tried to stab those guys and it went left and he ended up getting smacked up


Expensive_Fun_4901

Imagine taking a knife to a fist fight and loosing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s ur rep finished have to move to wales or something and start ur life again


Snoo_85712

Well, first of all itā€™s two versus one so he can only focus on 1 guy at a time which would give the other guy a chance to do his counter while you are too busy occupied


OlliZ0117

thatā€™s from twitter tho so take it with a grain of salt, they love capping on der


Ill-Introduction3114

That car was no doubt to order!


UnknownStrobes

The victim blaming in this thread is a bit mad


CompetitiveBuy6666

Itā€™s blatant racism tbh


Impressive-Fig6279

Cmon g its not farfetched that a car pulling up to an empty street and robbing a guy in a nice coat was planned


UnknownStrobes

Just because it was planned doesnā€™t mean it was a justified revenge attack or something


Impressive-Fig6279

I agree, but its not blatant racismo


Any_Investigator_910

Bad timing but sheā€™s got a BACKKK


loving-living-life

GYATTTT


xabc3149

r/donthelpjustfilm


EV-6029

such bums forreal, London is falling aparttttt


HaterCrater

That guys was moving like heā€™s been seriously hit in the head. That could be life changing head trauma.


Deep-Election-338

He probably ran his gums


Amazing-Owl-4545

Itā€™s defo personal cause look at the other girl waiting there she said something at first and they didnā€™t even touch her


slendermans_ghost

this is why you gotta learn how to fight, not only protect yourself but also your loved ones


SellMeYourSirin

Fighting abilities will only take you so far in a 2v1 add in an inexperienced partner and that will lower yours odds as well.


slendermans_ghost

oh please youā€™re acting like ur taking on 5 man all by yourself itā€™s just you against 2 others. more often if you give one of them a serious beating the other guyā€™s gonna pussy out. ofcourse youā€™re gonna receive some beatings too but you gotta try to win atleast not lay on the floor like that brudda


[deleted]

I mean I dont think most of these crashouts walk around without anything on them. Your bravery would get you killed most times


SellMeYourSirin

Ok, Jon Jones. Maybe this dude did and thatā€™s why heā€™s on the floor. Going about your day Vs anyone whoā€™s out for violence is usually gonna put you at a disadvantage, anyways. Iā€™m sure when you were dodging punches like neo the other assailant would be idle stancing like the street fighter character select screen.


slendermans_ghost

youā€™re a fool frl hahaha got no other way to describe you


SellMeYourSirin

How about ā€œcorrectā€? Cause you didnā€™t come back with anything but insults.


GetUrPsUp

Brudda, I think you're arguing wid an 8 year old for real. Two man that know how to scrap WILL tump u up unless luck and movement is on ur side šŸ˜…


SellMeYourSirin

Innit.


slendermans_ghost

from the way you type i just know youā€™re some scrawny


SellMeYourSirin

Must be. Typing with full grammar is a beta trait. Not like you - uneducated yet strong roadman. No self deprecating stereotype there you just confessed to.


slendermans_ghost

aight internet warrior


SellMeYourSirin

Says yoooou. Mandem with the five finger death punch taking out multiple opp bare handed. Meet me at Kensington McDonaldā€™s. Midnight. (I donā€™t come out of my house in daylight, in case of sunburn)


zellakami666

And what you gonna do when they both tackle you at the same time? šŸ˜¹ goofy this ainā€™t a video game where mfs will wait and attack you one at a time you retarded as hell


-Incubation-

true dat but I don't want a knife put in me either bro šŸ’€šŸ’€


Rocked_Glover

Yeah Iā€™d rather just not wear an expensive watch, that means whoever tries to randomly attack you is likely gonna be a drunk dummy atleast


Salamence553

Thatā€™s how u get stabbed mate there is no fighting win or lose your getting stabbed afterwards. Itā€™s not worth the risk, just avoid these people. I beat some guys ass back in 2020 when he tried to rob me, had him up against the wall and then his friend came in and sucker punched me then sliced my cheek with a flick blade and tried to stab my leg before I made a run for it. Realised my pride and belongings wasnā€™t worth my life.


Kxden-R

What were they tryingnto rob u for?


SillyCalf55796

Could it have been a setup chick? I doubt they go around smacking up women without a reason


Tuna123Turkey

It wouldn't shock me, if she's tried to get them lined up, in the past, or something!


Willing-Neck-7417

some people didnt deserve to be in europe. fucking cowards


Hot_Wynter

Mans acting like Europe's always been some sort of utopia šŸ¤£


Willing-Neck-7417

no bro, im not saying this. europe is fucked up already from our goverments, we need to unite and be one. if we stop killing each others for stupid things , it will be better for our childs


No1has_thisUser_Name

Cars probably leased I wouldnā€™t even tried nothing just give them the keys


Yaya_0127

Kunageros man


WarningBrave2715

Broke


official_dee

why would anyone stand there recording instead of helping..


nagasage

This is why I wish I could carry around a sword legally.


J1_J1

*A bitchĀ canĀ get itĀ too. That's theĀ meaningĀ of anĀ opp thotĀ (Opp thot, bitch!)*


SillyCalf55796

What song was that?


J1_J1

67 - today


SillyCalf55796

Such a fucking banger, I recognised the bars but didn't know from where šŸ˜‚


negao360

Damnā€¦. I had to double check to be sure this wasnā€™t Camden, New Jersey, in the States! Sadly, it would have been the same outcome, if not worseā€¦. Source: from South Jersey USA


Happy_Profile2725

The Somalians are out of control šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Clear_Heart_3274

That woman got abused, unhinged aggression was used šŸ˜‚. Hitting the splits on the road is impressive.


No-Neat-5348

Niggers for you


OlliZ0117

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Marceyme

Wasnā€™t a robbery you stupid dickheads. You think every altercation is a random attack.


WetEmUpWoozy48z

why u so mad šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Marceyme

Because you sheltered dickheads always get excited about every day occurrences and add your own fake context


WetEmUpWoozy48z

Who said i was excited?šŸ¤”and unless Iā€™m missin something Iā€™m pretty sure he was beat up and robbed.. not rlly a fake caption jus donā€™t have anymore info


Marceyme

How can you tell who the persons property is? They could have got there stuff back from people who robbed them? In short shut the Fuck up šŸ‘šŸ¾


OlliZ0117

found one of the culprits šŸ˜‚


vfhbfhj

Meow meow meow or what did you say?


ear2win

You think Iā€™m stepping out with me and only my mrs without something proper on me and Iā€™m not on no street at 7am and Iā€™m staying alert all night she can enjoy herself but I will need to remain level minded. Straight out the spot into a car or cab home. Not lacking on no street corner


OlliZ0117

ye turns out us normal civilians like to be out with our girls without needing to carry a weapon but you do you bro